<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2025 06:23:09 +0000</lastBuildDate><category>Funny</category><category>Rant</category><category>SuperCool</category><category>Science</category><category>Movies</category><category>Wooly Thinking</category><category>Science Fiction</category><category>Space</category><category>WTF</category><category>Media</category><category>Religion</category><category>Bullshit</category><category>Skepticism</category><category>Awesome</category><category>History</category><category>Comedy</category><category>Gadgets</category><category>NASA</category><category>Scary</category><category>Atheism</category><category>Culture</category><category>Evolution</category><category>New Zealand</category><category>Star Wars</category><category>War</category><category>Health</category><category>Fail</category><category>Gaming</category><category>Robots</category><category>TV</category><category>Comics</category><category>Statistics</category><category>Geeky</category><category>IT</category><category>Interesting</category><category>Mars</category><category>Superheroes</category><category>Sport</category><category>Art</category><category>Books</category><category>James Cameron</category><category>Music</category><category>Quotes</category><category>RIP</category><category>Terminator</category><category>Thinkpiece</category><category>Top Gear</category><category>DVD</category><category>Dubbya</category><category>Food</category><category>Kids</category><category>Money</category><category>Olympics</category><category>Rugby Union</category><category>E3</category><category>Green</category><category>Indiana Jones</category><category>Iron Maiden</category><category>Lego</category><category>Military</category><category>Podcast</category><category>Politics</category><category>Ricky Gervais</category><category>Rip Off</category><category>Rock</category><category>School</category><category>Spam</category><category>Star Trek</category><category>Tainted</category><category>Tsunami</category><title>REALITY DYSFUNCTION</title><description>Dedicated to Truth and Justice, and anything cool.</description><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>231</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-3919968966255859686</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 09:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-03T21:52:07.931+12:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Awesome</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Interesting</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Kids</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Music</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Science</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">SuperCool</category><title>Best of the Web.</title><atom:summary type="text">I usually am not into compilation video&#39;s of sports and the like but this is great. It has everything from Sports, dance, science and&amp;nbsp;cool stuff. Plus it is sequenced to a great piece of music. Best watched in HD,&amp;nbsp;enjoy.

</atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2012/04/best-of-web.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-4765642924239834082</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 05:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-03T21:47:52.981+12:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Movies</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Science Fiction</category><title>Get Your Ass To Mars</title><atom:summary type="text">Check out the first trailer to the new version of the old classic &#39;Total Recall&#39;.
I have to say that this looks quite good, Colin Farell doing some running and jumping. Could be a good addition to what is looking like a good year for sci-fi.











Check out the original Total Recall trailer after the jump.


</atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2012/04/get-your-ass-to-mars.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-6895183136491905182</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 03:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-03T16:16:35.601+12:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Bullshit</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Culture</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Evolution</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Fail</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">History</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Rant</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Scary</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Wooly Thinking</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">WTF</category><title>Ancient Aliens Rule the World.</title><atom:summary type="text">I have recently been watching a show called &#39;Ancient Aliens&#39; on History channel. More due to lack of anything else to watch. So I have made it to the 4th episode fairly unscathed. But after struggling to the end of the 4th episode I am not convinced that I am going to make it any further.
For those that don&#39;t know, &#39;Ancient Aliens&#39; works on the premise that thousands of years ago human kind was </atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2011/06/ancient-aliens-rule-world.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEWdt3zJmsqnvuP9Z5qWTfmbMtWY-0vsNDZSMTVRN2VaoIjmKlbcgkbw6aWoqxKBgduUIEIJeHUw941Wbcp7RXN1ryFePbccR8kM7rppPmWmrrChuuU_typgL1rrujr6CXZffKB0ka-_Sf/s72-c/alien.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-6788421477794373784</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:03:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-03T16:44:30.261+12:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Atheism</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Culture</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Funny</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Religion</category><title>Church in Auckland finally admits God is hung like bull</title><atom:summary type="text">Yes, following the athiests bus campaign a church in Auckland has decided to do the &quot;tounge in cheek&quot; approach to getting punters on pews over the Chrissy period.  They have erected (snigger) a billboard saying God has a big wang.

Its funny how long its taken the church to get onto this particular way of pushing their religion - mens magazines have always had this sort of advertising for years, </atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2009/12/church-in-auckland-finally-admits-god.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Spankermatic)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIfyW6qIpLWj5TROsSt2u-gsadqlQPO-u8PR5B7gOEupvwu1GrrCmjqPgKcK7WdK8W8Z-ZkmUM3Wm9A1vwRnyBuTZXf4rcVYpZ5JT983cOz8ybYd28L-Vt4NbmUo4Bu97ONRhzbDMK72PV/s72-c/3168794.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-8919387215837960735</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 06:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-21T19:41:43.920+13:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Art</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Awesome</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Comedy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Culture</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Funny</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Geeky</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">History</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Media</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Movies</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Music</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Quotes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Star Wars</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">TV</category><title>I Love TV and the Movies. They ROCK!!!!</title><atom:summary type="text">Nuff Said.</atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2009/10/i-love-tv-and-movies-they-rock.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-6652475750744289238</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 02:03:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-03T16:44:51.699+12:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Art</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Geeky</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">IT</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Media</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">SuperCool</category><title>Photoshop Your Way to Happiness, Kind Of.</title><atom:summary type="text">Check out the following video for a new web photo compilation application which is said to take sketches and create composite images of your liking.
I have to say that this looks pretty funky, maybe even fun. Can I be bothered trying it out, I dunno, have a look anyway and see.







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</atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2009/10/photoshop-your-way-to-happiness-kind-of.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheRzZ4AX4qU_n2fhJOLh16QgdZDjKdfJ0N2naaRaVRTBKo6KBKjW3bVP0OgxsL26EaTZkSiLl-me2bOvq4E9cXHAObeDPqj1B4dHxlgfZrcPUUwDb8cd35KCDraJCU_dcb2GRZlDFzMzfF/s72-c/barf2.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-8564083844430936049</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-03T16:45:07.208+12:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Awesome</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Evolution</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Scary</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Science</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tsunami</category><title>Tsunami Time... Its a disaster...</title><atom:summary type="text">Here in the Pacific we are subject to the possibility many kinds of natural disasters. Volcanic eruptions, tropical cyclones, tornado&#39;s, earthquakes and tsunami&#39;s. It is a constant threat that cannot be dismissed lightly. Anyone of these could strike at any time.
We all know what destruction a tsunami can cause as illustrated by the Indonesian tsunami of 2003. Hundreds of thousands of people </atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2009/07/tsunami-time-its-disaster.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJzKAPEZknJrbMmQUB-WacAg6sPecwSLHIMMGU0HDMQ_XF7sg8DIBku9N_gY-0dddW5kwWtXd5qojv6CILQbvJW57S2mvgFj6jI1Kh6_QXUkEYRaf11peGT69LmDeHmwXDrvTcAvEo-PQD/s72-c/tsunami-wave.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-945721716522831384</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 16:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-03T16:45:19.445+12:00</atom:updated><title>The story of Ali Dia</title><atom:summary type="text">Otherwise known as Bambi on Ice....

Has anyone reading this ever had the same daydream as me? You are at a Premier League game when the team you have supported as a boy is in big trouble; all 3 subs have been used and your star striker has come down with all-over cramp, or a heart attack or something, it doesn’t matter. Anyway, the manager of your team is having a head to head with the ref who </atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2009/06/story-of-ali-dia.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Mooghead)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZwtolcR2lSA/Sj5gIQmB51I/AAAAAAAAAJo/jR9OKDhkUMY/s72-c/Ali.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-199117575369158791</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 04:13:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-03T16:45:34.521+12:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Awesome</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Culture</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Interesting</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Media</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">WTF</category><title>This Is Not a Raleigh Grifter.</title><atom:summary type="text">Now, as a kid I used to bike everywhere. I loved my bike. It took me all over town. I had a Raleigh Grifter and I am pretty sure there were not too many around. My skills on a bike were confined to getting from place A to place B, maybe riding through the odd creek or jumping from the curb where it dips over peoples driveways. That was it.
Nothing compares to the following dude. His name is Danny</atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2009/05/this-is-not-raleigh-grifter.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4d46jJT8PtFWC1iO0qf9FnKuHBhZq7c6qaGsOogAW6BaAaldFwfXPcHuFKmy-BdMbR6H5hqWTyXns6PtNh_viUojpcjbHg5AcV_9JMNRZHyAqjPiAUYYT7lhWiWPBN4M_poNIvaB1P3dj/s72-c/raleigh+grifter+1979.JPG" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-7515562223151449873</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 01:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-03T16:45:51.612+12:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Art</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Culture</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Geeky</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">History</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Interesting</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Movies</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Religion</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Science Fiction</category><title>The Last Last Supper.</title><atom:summary type="text">I have always been a fan of Leonardo Di Vinci&#39;s painting of The Last Supper. Its an iconic image done in an amazing time of art and discovery. It, like many iconic images through history has been Contemporized for various reasons.

Here is a list from popped culture blog of 101 different interpretations of Da Vinci&#39;s Last Supper.
Here are some of my favourites.</atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2009/04/last-last-supper.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIoRJtPwSIDiAmGoTEVdnLLEdI6mDGVPVCCcwZSZjZ2hnrqLwJ7UsxW-tMnglHne99q43vli0Sv5BZN-dtvUBFUuWatp8BVpwDxWIMkdO55EtydLBzpRZEDndX-d8Ym9mE3LiW3IBrcXaj/s72-c/800px-The_Last_Supper_pre_EUR.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-7437148640382360489</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 02:32:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-03T16:46:02.470+12:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Bullshit</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Funny</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Interesting</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">WTF</category><title>Freedom Tower construction speeds up.</title><atom:summary type="text">I looks like the construction of the Freedom Tower in Manhattan is taking a little longer than some would like. Check out the news article after the jump for city and international representatives who are looking forward to the projected completion in 2011.





</atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2009/04/freedom-tower-construction-speeds-up.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibHSvyWziW6MIeP9jalFr1_6Ojkg7LGBmMrLFxncbRrMRJxaua-L54mUGopb4GE_q6ieHY8IDtWaAHx8VsXj0GWj9y_8o65_mJ7nnnp1hUxVjpWTYQQ5DrxSCjqAu52VOFMXup2VymZIqn/s72-c/245px-Freedom_Tower_New.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-2494205985793821176</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-03T16:46:31.483+12:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Bullshit</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">DVD</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Fail</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Rip Off</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Robots</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Terminator</category><title>New Terminator Trailer</title><atom:summary type="text">Check out the latest Trailer to the new Terminator film.

 

 

 

 

 

  No Doubt this will be straight to video, as with all of Asylum&#39;s other rip off films such as Alien V&#39;s Hunter, The Da Vinci Treasure, The Day the Earth Stopped, Transmorphers and Snakes on a Train.</atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2009/04/new-terminator-trailer.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgy3Xu7p1jXgyYjKdpKLW8PnwuLXgO6oyC8dBeK_p7z1v7LiJiLmVwNsp2PKQa30SXcbponfyzmJenRY9wxTDCfN0-3xLnjh203zakJjSH1ITM_ZzIvO16ABKg3q6y314JtYBktBaBiQuU1/s72-c/terminators_large.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-6167233714711271274</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-03T16:47:32.220+12:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Culture</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Funny</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Media</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Movies</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Podcast</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Rant</category><title>Seriously Good Movie Reviews.</title><atom:summary type="text">Many people out there in the World may have already had exposure to a chap called Mark Kermode, I on the other hand have just learnt about him. He features on a BBC radio show hosted by Simon Mayo which is posted as a podcast every week. He is a well informed bloke in the world of movies and from what I can gather he is somewhat influential.
He has a love of horror movies and an extensive </atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2009/04/seriously-good-movie-reviews.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimmFTG_0GG4prQYf1UJDS_TwICMFarEA_2V804X7TKatpLubn8AUVaIR3iXfvx_GFQv5R_TtyK_dpHU50VgLTzqmSZUjPZzr1AmFMSqYAiQ8xrbx9sF7UqaWHqB5k9uUPIRz-cZofQpG9T/s72-c/kermode01.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-731809523154845563</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-03T16:47:55.122+12:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Geeky</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">IT</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Wooly Thinking</category><title>Create Your Own Fonts... Fun, Fun, Fun...</title><atom:summary type="text">http://www.yourfonts.com/ enables you to create a font based on your own handwriting. A couple of snags that come with it. Number 1, only you can view the font unless you manage to get a copy of the font file onto every other PC in the world. Number 2, you have a to print out a form and then write the letters and characters down, then scan the images and load them up to the website......... </atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2009/04/create-your-own-fonts-fun-fun-fun.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg89YpDIc7FKApEzBSmbDYsYoyOpECLCoL1ZFofU95ypAGr7Ku3YIx3YeVIeVXZQ65YvNW4zXUuaDEeKxmP-wSEpmxbN8-G8GpmtgHunkUijz-FI2AI0DW93uSO__8Q4ILAmOa3sPxfKs-t/s72-c/images.jpeg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-8590516572359746525</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 07:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-03T16:48:08.503+12:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Bullshit</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Fail</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Media</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">New Zealand</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Rant</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Skepticism</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Thinkpiece</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Wooly Thinking</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">WTF</category><title>Only in NZ - Guilty by Accusation</title><atom:summary type="text">It is hard to believe but true that in New Zealand a new law is about to come into force that will reverse in one single swipe all that democracy and justice stands for, that is the right to innocence until proven guilty.

Now I am not here to defend the actions of people who download copyrighted material from the internet. Nor do I suggest that the action of downloading copyrighted material </atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2009/02/guilty-by-accusation.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Xenoba)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjr6tkipYwYUSi16iTxX4yix1PvWhFdzhBcR9O7j_zLm46DAc2xmEYsXpn3AxACCumqhdH5DALs8dD41iBnGkQCIbCojMxBuwLvNmXcpxo2S2L-LLiBlOW1ohxsbVTZVOcPyxEZ3EDQL3A/s72-c/Blackout.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-100106230438831699</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 23:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-15T19:04:09.934+13:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Awesome</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Lego</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Star Wars</category><title>The Force is strong with this one...</title><atom:summary type="text">Now I love Lego and I also love Star Wars so when the two combine I am in nerd heaven.There have been plenty of Star Wars Lego models made by enthusiasts that are mind boggling in size and complexity but this example really is something else .Not sure who the builder of this Separatist Type9978 Landing Craft is and Im also not 100% convinced by the choice of colour but anyways this is damn </atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2009/02/force-is-strong-with-this-one.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Xenoba)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiG5kzJK9KI-bFRPVwV8eZcxigvVbsxcFf_X0S8VcaHY45sbObu1wckrfY80AL9aVksnymL_NGERSoESu22XxYr0MssKiKIecJFtZAcvLHPQBhNdEMKlJrH34qqC4nXGbq2ALhcryhKb3Y/s72-c/ic_starwars_narrowweb__300x400,0.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-7193437767121862044</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 03:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-03T16:49:01.305+12:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Awesome</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Funny</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">James Cameron</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Movies</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">SuperCool</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Terminator</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">WTF</category><title>Terminator Meltdown Update</title><atom:summary type="text">It seems Christian Bales&#39; outburst has created a lot of controversy and noise prompting many commentators on the web to express their points of view. As per norm most are BS but some do  make pretty interesting reading.
Christian Bale, star of The Dark Knight and upcoming Terminator Salvation flicks was recorded losing his toys, lollies, lunch and his mind on set of TS at some poor unfortunate, </atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2009/02/terminator-meltdown-update.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Xenoba)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3gVK88Ud2Wjz9l0zEz8BSiUA4uC-QHJ-Tpo7yX_eVCM5LvPqNKGov4GmfkSwyMRbDptbIwmt40WUWlYEXiCCa3h9Yy2zogs8lGewaLmMKuBKd5cF6gqjPn7aCS9ioYG4Y52rzA5L9vg4/s72-c/christian_bale_V.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-4821715258956085402</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 06:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-03T20:25:01.208+13:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Awesome</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Iron Maiden</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Music</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Rock</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">SuperCool</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tainted</category><title>Tainted rock the Maiden</title><atom:summary type="text">So my cousin Cambell is lead singer in the Christchurch Metal band Tainted.A few weeks ago they were nominated for a comp that The Rock.fm were running to open for Iron Maiden&#39;s gig in Chch. Naturaly they won and will be on stage before Iron Maiden at the Westpac Arena Sun 22nd  Feb 09.So If you are a metal fan get down there to support them, tickets seem resonably cheap and the Maiden always </atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2009/02/tainted-rock-maiden.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Xenoba)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgH00uQyohgC28ZxHCsQN22JVSzK1HpPc6r0VWG1YbaHT8Q5z9UlchWCMPNsBL25oA1xjG-ro-djjcmDf2X1u6DHcUw8pNHw_3Nm4Opme9_ANV33q0AyrK7OGo9MpM4ocDxXxnIhyin_UM/s72-c/l_fe82632beed9a3c3d67c19b1630132f7.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-3074749231940917239</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 06:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-03T19:53:29.067+13:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Awesome</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Funny</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">James Cameron</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Movies</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">SuperCool</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Terminator</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">WTF</category><title>Terminator Meltdown</title><atom:summary type="text">This is absolute gold!Christian Bale, star of The Dark Knight and upcoming Terminator Salvation flicks is recorded loosing his toys, lollies, lunch and his mind on set of TS at some poor unfortunate, in the wrong place at the right time DP (whatever that is). Bale&#39;s onslaught is absolutely priceless!!WARNING! wear headphones if at work or your mum is near by.Click here to listen</atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2009/02/terminator-meltdown.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Xenoba)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJPape88pg3RiUHxMu8tMujMVOVQXyCXR4FOMElJBL0PYO94LEVaBwB7kR0mjYqTikwagg4gVTsr7Y8fcL_ND1Ya_spzlq4_ptMBh4qQDPz4mOhv4vr3E-zrmiA3NpAlqcxVyujhDamjU/s72-c/the_terminator_large_08.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-1492113648363957921</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 20:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-03T16:49:21.008+12:00</atom:updated><title>What happens in Star Wars again?</title><atom:summary type="text">Here is a video in the same vain as the post previous of a girl recounting Star Wars. This time she has not seen the film and is making it up as she goes. It is pretty funny and there is some witty animation to go with it.







.</atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2009/01/what-happens-in-star-wars-again.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgN_bfGnukkDjSHa9cc3W8FRZyvj4pAvXPw4Hn2_VifQPJU6X2cULENqtvp8F_E-j-dfFtWjd3EnpCQtsWAZOu4-n2MQNVJwQu03DLjfn-BYQRyYu_KW7zbsJxB67bcz8lz-g88cyauymh1/s72-c/star-wars.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-5365885683084451181</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-03T16:49:34.496+12:00</atom:updated><title>No matter how hard life gets....</title><atom:summary type="text"> There is always someone out there who shows such a moronic display of stupidity...

You cant help but feel better about yourself.

</atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2008/12/no-matter-how-hard-life-gets.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Mooghead)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZwtolcR2lSA/SVqghzceW9I/AAAAAAAAAIY/3liqYTh8rtw/s72-c/stupid-people.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-1310913976782680722</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 20:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-03T16:49:50.637+12:00</atom:updated><title>Merry Christmas</title><atom:summary type="text">
Thought I would show you all how much this atheist loves Christmas...
Here is my house*, I spent ages getting the timings right and I think I pulled it off perfectly.Enjoy!


* This is a lie. This is not my house. I don&#39;t know where the hell this is. Probably America... </atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2008/12/merry-christmas.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Mooghead)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZwtolcR2lSA/SU6rhFpVGnI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/4Ub5NmaXJKI/s72-c/xmas.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-5028370990117147823</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-12-09T13:25:35.054+13:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Funny</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Kids</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Science Fiction</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Star Wars</category><title>Star Wars, through the eyes of a 3 year old.</title><atom:summary type="text">I have seen this before but I saw this again while looking for something else. A cute 3 year old kid explains the intricacies of the Star Wars plot. Its interesting to see what elements kids actually pick up on.Very nice.</atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2008/12/star-wars-through-eyes-of-3-year-old.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWAYFnJMQ0GG3mXwzMTpK7jfHYPytXIqVmJ3rg03AXEJV8difvc741Lk2BLxkn05S0kUjkdKBOyRfZcHbLIwHoS7zOSpywHlEDUpQRFvomV7pLL3jkVTg8poq45auarl-8DakVxD4lLdei/s72-c/star-wars.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-2882918674726756303</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-12-09T13:21:26.162+13:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Food</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Interesting</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">WTF</category><title>Mad Spaghetti.</title><atom:summary type="text">I just saw this pretty cool stop motion video of someone making Spag Bol. Check it.</atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2008/12/mad-spaghetti.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgL2j36Rjzp14Q6BcunWkCITwnc7ww0P8QuoiCueeSJIaJGiO-fySMGPPTmcqBCNPKpduuteiN8UPi8JCzJ_qOQ3JqL_KfrnS7eZtR14_nSGGnPZqS2G_m2uAX96T44GXVrvT_8mLKmbgaL/s72-c/spaghetti.gif" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2523830385244342597.post-6908214225129125654</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-12-05T22:08:03.919+13:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Awesome</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Comedy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Funny</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">TV</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">WTF</category><title>Snuff Said</title><atom:summary type="text">Check out the following vid from a BBC3 show called &quot;Snuff Box&quot; a British comedy show. Pretty funny skit, I wonder if the rest of the show is the same. One thing for sure, this is not the way to pick up chicks. Although I am sure it would be cool to use these tactics on the odd occasions. After the Jump.</atom:summary><link>http://realitydysfunction.blogspot.com/2008/12/snuff-said.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjk6aD7uIvsKSz2GhKs2_Daet1UTZZpjDKBzgkgJueOu3NQGBse8f-VUwP5raqy-ADGscm4byHD-IEceXL2_wP6iPKseZLes_LdUORt8nFb5FfMoEHLea_z7YOTPzWipTozEu0oQNjJuCEU/s72-c/snuffbox_800_800x600%5B1%5D.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></item></channel></rss>