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    <title>Reality Rant</title>
    <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant</link>
    <description>Founded in 2009 during a drunken moment in Las Vegas, the Reality Rant podcast started as a psychotic break. Bill and Eric have since partially gotten their acts together to "abuse all the reality news you can use" in podcast form.</description>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2020 00:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
    <itunes:keywords>Reality,TV,Game,Shows,American,Idol,Survivor,Biggest,Loser,Amazing,Race,America,s,Next,Top,Model,Dancing,With,The,Stars</itunes:keywords>
    <itunes:subtitle>Reality TV for real real &amp; for play play...</itunes:subtitle>
    
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    <itunes:author>Reality Rant Podcast</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>Reality TV is a dangerous job, but someone has to rant about it. Eric Pierce and Bill Hammon deliver you the latest on shows such as Survivor, The Biggest Loser, The Amazing Race &amp; American Idol with snark and edge that will remind you why sometimes it's better to be on this side of the TV.</itunes:summary>
    
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    <copyright>Copyright 2009 Reality Rant</copyright><itunes:category text="TV &amp; Film"/><itunes:owner><itunes:email>RealityRantPodcast@gmail.com</itunes:email><itunes:name>Reality Rant Podcast</itunes:name></itunes:owner><item>
      <title>Reality Rant 12/19: Megacast!</title>
      <description>Survivor? Right Here. Biggest Loser? Fatties rejoice! Amazing Race? On the double! That's right, it's a Reality Rant megacast! Buckle up as we take you through over an hour of reality goodies. And maybe, just maybe, we won't violate the box.</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Dec 2013 02:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-12-20</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-20</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:summary>Survivor? Right Here. Biggest Loser? Fatties rejoice! Amazing Race? On the double! That's right, it's a Reality Rant megacast! Buckle up as we take you through over an hour of reality goodies. And maybe, just maybe, we won't violate the box.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Survivor? Right Here. Biggest Loser? Fatties rejoice! Amazing Race? On the double! That's right, ...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 11/6: PooP for Flushing</title>
      <description>After watching metric crap tons of reality TV, we need to get some things off our chests. For that matter, we just need to drop kids off at the pool. No reality turd is safe... It's time for a PooP cast!</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Nov 2013 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-12</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>973</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>After watching metric crap tons of reality TV, we need to get some things off our chests. For that matter, we just need to drop kids off at the pool. No reality turd is safe... It's time for a PooP cast!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>After watching metric crap tons of reality TV, we need to get some things off our chests. For tha...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 11/4: Losers at the Ready</title>
      <description>And no, we are not talking about ourselves. This time around the trainers got  to pick their own teams, and considering the use of two trainer saves so far it seems like the trainers might be a bit attached. Is this new twist a good thing? For that matter, is "Loser" suffering from a huge case of unnecessary celebrity?</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Nov 2013 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-12</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>1369</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>And no, we are not talking about ourselves. This time around the trainers got  to pick their own teams, and considering the use of two trainer saves so far it seems like the trainers might be a bit attached. Is this new twist a good thing? For that matter, is "Loser" suffering from a huge case of unnecessary celebrity?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>And no, we are not talking about ourselves. This time around the trainers got  to pick their own ...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 11/2: Survivor, Bloody Survivor</title>
      <description>Yup, we're back and we've got PLENTY to say. Is this season better off without Brad Culpepper? How comical was Kat crying? Why doesn't anyone have an immunity idol? And what can you expect once redemption islands selects its returnee?</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 03 Nov 2013 03:24:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-12</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>1909</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Yup, we're back and we've got PLENTY to say. Is this season better off without Brad Culpepper? How comical was Kat crying? Why doesn't anyone have an immunity idol? And what can you expect once redemption islands selects its returnee?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yup, we're back and we've got PLENTY to say. Is this season better off without Brad Culpepper? Ho...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 10/1: The Amazing (Literacy) Race</title>
      <description>Just when you thought it was safe... The Race is Back! You wanna know what else is back? Stunt Casting! The Express Passes! Trickery! Afghanimals?! Oh race, we missed you, but does this season hurt so bad, or hurt so good?</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Oct 2013 06:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>1209</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Just when you thought it was safe... The Race is Back! You wanna know what else is back? Stunt Casting! The Express Passes! Trickery! Afghanimals?! Oh race, we missed you, but does this season hurt so bad, or hurt so good?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Just when you thought it was safe... The Race is Back! You wanna know what else is back? Stunt Ca...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 9/30: Survivor - Death of the Pirate</title>
      <description>Well, it happened. Rupert is gone and aside from that the game is more predictable than ever. What is it going to take to shake things up? Will Colton actually quit. Does anyone care? (Hint: We do.) Details inside.</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Oct 2013 05:39:25 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-09-30T22_39_25-07_00</link>
      
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      <itunes:duration>1245</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Well, it happened. Rupert is gone and aside from that the game is more predictable than ever. What is it going to take to shake things up? Will Colton actually quit. Does anyone care? (Hint: We do.) Details inside.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Well, it happened. Rupert is gone and aside from that the game is more predictable than ever. Wha...</itunes:subtitle>
    <dc:creator>RealityRantPodcast@gmail.com (Reality Rant Podcast)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Reality Rant Podcast</itunes:author></item>
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      <title>Reality Rant 9/22: Big Bother, and no we didn't forget an "R"</title>
      <description>Big Brother is over. Andy won. America lost. Why did this season of Big Brother go down and not in the fun way? Is it the worst season ever? And what effect will this season have on the future of non-returnee seasons?</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Sep 2013 04:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>2424</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Big Brother is over. Andy won. America lost. Why did this season of Big Brother go down and not in the fun way? Is it the worst season ever? And what effect will this season have on the future of non-returnee seasons?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Big Brother is over. Andy won. America lost. Why did this season of Big Brother go down and not i...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 9/22: Survivor - Non-Swimmer's edition</title>
      <description>New Survivor! YES! Old stereotypes about black people and swimming! Boo! Yup, Blood vs. Water started with a bang, but will the family twist truly make for a more compelling season. Also, was Rupert and idiot for "saving" his wife. And does anyone else believe Colton's crying act?</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Sep 2013 04:09:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>1600</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>New Survivor! YES! Old stereotypes about black people and swimming! Boo! Yup, Blood vs. Water started with a bang, but will the family twist truly make for a more compelling season. Also, was Rupert and idiot for "saving" his wife. And does anyone else believe Colton's crying act?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>New Survivor! YES! Old stereotypes about black people and swimming! Boo! Yup, Blood vs. Water sta...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 9/6: Who-did-it?</title>
      <description>Whodunnit? was supposed to be our new "Mole". It didn't quite meet expectations on that front, but for those of you who could get over the fact that there was no real way of guessing the murderer, Whodunnit? was an amazingly entertaining if not campy reality series. Want our final impressions? Just stand right under this chandelier...</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Sep 2013 15:15:25 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
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      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-09-06T08_15_25-07_00</link>
      
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      <itunes:duration>1223</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Whodunnit? was supposed to be our new "Mole". It didn't quite meet expectations on that front, but for those of you who could get over the fact that there was no real way of guessing the murderer, Whodunnit? was an amazingly entertaining if not campy reality series. Want our final impressions? Just stand right under this chandelier...</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Whodunnit? was supposed to be our new "Mole". It didn't quite meet expectations on that front, bu...</itunes:subtitle>
    <dc:creator>RealityRantPodcast@gmail.com (Reality Rant Podcast)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Reality Rant Podcast</itunes:author></item>
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      <title>Reality Rant 9/6: Casting Special</title>
      <description>New Survivor cast! New Amazing Race Cast! Even Hell's Kitchen shenanigans! Amazingly we didn't touch on Biggest Loser here, but now that they've introduced the Trainer Save you can trust we'll get back on the mics.</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Sep 2013 15:04:06 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
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      <itunes:duration>1685</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>New Survivor cast! New Amazing Race Cast! Even Hell's Kitchen shenanigans! Amazingly we didn't touch on Biggest Loser here, but now that they've introduced the Trainer Save you can trust we'll get back on the mics.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>New Survivor cast! New Amazing Race Cast! Even Hell's Kitchen shenanigans! Amazingly we didn't to...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 8/30: The End of Aaryn</title>
      <description>Scary how Aaryn became on of the bigger game players in the BB house. Now she's gone and the last reason to watch the show is pretty much gone too. Some big questions in this cast... Who is worthy of winning? Where's Pandora's Box? AND is Big Brother Scripted?</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Aug 2013 14:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-08-30T07_35_21-07_00</link>
      
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      <itunes:duration>1034</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Scary how Aaryn became on of the bigger game players in the BB house. Now she's gone and the last reason to watch the show is pretty much gone too. Some big questions in this cast... Who is worthy of winning? Where's Pandora's Box? AND is Big Brother Scripted?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Scary how Aaryn became on of the bigger game players in the BB house. Now she's gone and the last...</itunes:subtitle>
    <dc:creator>RealityRantPodcast@gmail.com (Reality Rant Podcast)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Reality Rant Podcast</itunes:author></item>
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      <title>Reality Rant 8/10: Big Brother Catch-up</title>
      <description>Ok, be prepared for a trash-tastic podcast. And by trash-tastic we mean limited gameplay and massive amounts of bigotry and racism. Life is fantastic  like that. Especially when you CAN'T EVEN WATCH! THANKS TIME WARNER! Regardless, we''re here to rip the cast a new one. You know you wanna listen.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Aug 2013 07:19:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-08-10T00_19_15-07_00</link>
      
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      <itunes:duration>1557</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Ok, be prepared for a trash-tastic podcast. And by trash-tastic we mean limited gameplay and massive amounts of bigotry and racism. Life is fantastic  like that. Especially when you CAN'T EVEN WATCH! THANKS TIME WARNER! Regardless, we''re here to rip the cast a new one. You know you wanna listen.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ok, be prepared for a trash-tastic podcast. And by trash-tastic we mean limited gameplay and mass...</itunes:subtitle>
    <dc:creator>RealityRantPodcast@gmail.com (Reality Rant Podcast)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Reality Rant Podcast</itunes:author></item>
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      <title>Reality Rant Double Dose: Who Did What?</title>
      <description>AKA Whodunnit... AKA The Mole light... AKA the Ronnie show. Seriously man, stop playing so damn well. We do have a major bone to pick though. How can you do a whole show where the murderer doesn't even know the murders they are committing. That's messed up. The show is still fun, but come on...</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jul 2013 23:32:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-07-19T16_32_22-07_00</link>
      
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      <itunes:duration>1252</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>AKA Whodunnit... AKA The Mole light... AKA the Ronnie show. Seriously man, stop playing so damn well. We do have a major bone to pick though. How can you do a whole show where the murderer doesn't even know the murders they are committing. That's messed up. The show is still fun, but come on...</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>AKA Whodunnit... AKA The Mole light... AKA the Ronnie show. Seriously man, stop playing so damn w...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 7/19: Aaryn got ZERO votes?!?</title>
      <description>OK, now that you are over the title, take a moment and let it sink in. These are the repercussions of her actions. But if you think Aaryn is the most reprehensible houseguest ever in Bill's mind, you've got another thing coming. Have the ladies of BB15 taken control of the house? Who's the real MVP here? And seriously, does anyone believe the winner of this game is pre-ordained in the slightest bit?</description>
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      <comments>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-07-19T16_27_59-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jul 2013 23:27:59 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-07-19T16_27_59-07_00</link>
      
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      <itunes:duration>2189</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>OK, now that you are over the title, take a moment and let it sink in. These are the repercussions of her actions. But if you think Aaryn is the most reprehensible houseguest ever in Bill's mind, you've got another thing coming. Have the ladies of BB15 taken control of the house? Who's the real MVP here? And seriously, does anyone believe the winner of this game is pre-ordained in the slightest bit?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>OK, now that you are over the title, take a moment and let it sink in. These are the repercussion...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 7/4: Big Brother Independence</title>
      <description>At some point, freedom of speech needs to be taken to the extreme. And by that we mean CBS needs to show America who these houseguests really are! Two houseguests have already been fired in the real world for their deplorable actions on the BB live feeds, but we have yet to catch a glimpse of this on CBS. Make it happen! Also, a little strategy, but seriously, this cast is full of horrid people.</description>
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      <comments>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-07-04T00_15_41-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jul 2013 07:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-07-04T00_15_41-07_00</link>
      
      <itunes:keywords>reality,rant,big,brother</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>2552</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>At some point, freedom of speech needs to be taken to the extreme. And by that we mean CBS needs to show America who these houseguests really are! Two houseguests have already been fired in the real world for their deplorable actions on the BB live feeds, but we have yet to catch a glimpse of this on CBS. Make it happen! Also, a little strategy, but seriously, this cast is full of horrid people.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>At some point, freedom of speech needs to be taken to the extreme. And by that we mean CBS needs ...</itunes:subtitle>
    <dc:creator>RealityRantPodcast@gmail.com (Reality Rant Podcast)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Reality Rant Podcast</itunes:author></item>
    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 6/28: You-Dunnit!</title>
      <description>Whodunnit? You did it! Or maybe the butler... Who cares! This is the second (third? fourth?) coming of The Mole, so we automatically love it. But of course that doesn't mean we won't critique it. What's wrong with the campiest reality show on television? Let's find out...</description>
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      <comments>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-06-28T23_56_46-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Jun 2013 06:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-06-28T23_56_46-07_00</link>
      
      <itunes:keywords>reality,rant,whodunnit</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>1429</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Whodunnit? You did it! Or maybe the butler... Who cares! This is the second (third? fourth?) coming of The Mole, so we automatically love it. But of course that doesn't mean we won't critique it. What's wrong with the campiest reality show on television? Let's find out...</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Whodunnit? You did it! Or maybe the butler... Who cares! This is the second (third? fourth?) comi...</itunes:subtitle>
    <dc:creator>RealityRantPodcast@gmail.com (Reality Rant Podcast)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Reality Rant Podcast</itunes:author></item>
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      <title>Reality Rant 6/26: Big Brother Where Art Thou?</title>
      <description>The summer has officially started and the Chen-bot's batteries are fully charged. How will 16 new idiots, we mean houseguests, fare in the Big Brother house? Can anyone stop Elissa from continuing the Rachel Reilly reign of terror? And how will 3 nominees and the MVP affect or destroy the game?</description>
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      <comments>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-06-26T00_53_46-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Jun 2013 07:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-06-26T00_53_46-07_00</link>
      
      <itunes:keywords>rant,reality,big,brother</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>3265</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The summer has officially started and the Chen-bot's batteries are fully charged. How will 16 new idiots, we mean houseguests, fare in the Big Brother house? Can anyone stop Elissa from continuing the Rachel Reilly reign of terror? And how will 3 nominees and the MVP affect or destroy the game?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The summer has officially started and the Chen-bot's batteries are fully charged. How will 16 new...</itunes:subtitle>
    <dc:creator>RealityRantPodcast@gmail.com (Reality Rant Podcast)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Reality Rant Podcast</itunes:author></item>
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      <title>Reality Rant 5/13: Cochran's Survivor Fantasy</title>
      <description>Let's be honest. Cochran only decided to win Survivor because he knew it would make us happy. And by happy, we mean Bill. Let us pay tribute with an HOUR of Survivor coverage where we rip everything from "Teeth-gate", to Rudy's favorite word, to the upcoming Blood vs. Water. Prepare yourself. Things are about to get sticky.</description>
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      <comments>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-05-13T21_54_29-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 04:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-05-13T21_54_29-07_00</link>
      
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      <itunes:duration>3702</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Let's be honest. Cochran only decided to win Survivor because he knew it would make us happy. And by happy, we mean Bill. Let us pay tribute with an HOUR of Survivor coverage where we rip everything from "Teeth-gate", to Rudy's favorite word, to the upcoming Blood vs. Water. Prepare yourself. Things are about to get sticky.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Let's be honest. Cochran only decided to win Survivor because he knew it would make us happy. And...</itunes:subtitle>
    <dc:creator>RealityRantPodcast@gmail.com (Reality Rant Podcast)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Reality Rant Podcast</itunes:author></item>
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      <title>Reality Rant 5/12: PooP on Big Brother's Topaz</title>
      <description>That's exactly what Gary should do. In cast you didn't know, something pretty epic happened on Big Brother Canada, eh! Eric and Bill break down the dramatic and implore BB USA to take after their Canadian counterpart!</description>
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      <comments>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-05-12T09_00_00-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-05-12T09_00_00-07_00</link>
      
      <itunes:keywords>reality,rant,big,brother,hell's,kitchen</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>789</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>That's exactly what Gary should do. In cast you didn't know, something pretty epic happened on Big Brother Canada, eh! Eric and Bill break down the dramatic and implore BB USA to take after their Canadian counterpart!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>That's exactly what Gary should do. In cast you didn't know, something pretty epic happened on Bi...</itunes:subtitle>
    <dc:creator>RealityRantPodcast@gmail.com (Reality Rant Podcast)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Reality Rant Podcast</itunes:author></item>
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      <title>Reality Rant 5/10: Puck Racing</title>
      <description>Yes, the hockey boys took home the top prize on The Amazing Race, which while they are a satisfying champ... it still feels like something was missing this season. What gives? Find out inside!</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-05-10T09_00_00-07_00</link>
      
      <itunes:keywords>amazing,race,reality,rant</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>1784</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Yes, the hockey boys took home the top prize on The Amazing Race, which while they are a satisfying champ... it still feels like something was missing this season. What gives? Find out inside!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yes, the hockey boys took home the top prize on The Amazing Race, which while they are a satisfyi...</itunes:subtitle>
    <dc:creator>RealityRantPodcast@gmail.com (Reality Rant Podcast)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Reality Rant Podcast</itunes:author></item>
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      <title>Reality Rant 5/8: Yikes! Survivor catch-up</title>
      <description>Wow some crazy stuff has been going down on Caramoan. Looks like there's a new head nerd in charge but will it last? Who cares, laugh as Bill stumbles through this podcast on Scotch! (And get ready for a follow-up VERY soon)</description>
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      <comments>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-05-08T17_42_29-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 00:42:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-05-08T17_42_29-07_00</link>
      
      <itunes:keywords>survivor,reality,rant</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>1408</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Wow some crazy stuff has been going down on Caramoan. Looks like there's a new head nerd in charge but will it last? Who cares, laugh as Bill stumbles through this podcast on Scotch! (And get ready for a follow-up VERY soon)</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Wow some crazy stuff has been going down on Caramoan. Looks like there's a new head nerd in charg...</itunes:subtitle>
    <dc:creator>RealityRantPodcast@gmail.com (Reality Rant Podcast)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Reality Rant Podcast</itunes:author></item>
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      <title>Reality Rant 4/24: Race Down, Face Down</title>
      <description>Yup, it was a non-elimination leg... yay... Another leg with little opportunity to pass, but at least there was a funky labyrinth (that we could barely see on TV)! Are there any teams worth rooting for in this final 5? With a double U-turn coming, will anyone have the balls to attack the hockey boys? And when will we start teaching Americans history again?</description>
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      <comments>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-04-24T09_00_00-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-04-24T09_00_00-07_00</link>
      
      <itunes:keywords>reality,rant,amazing,race</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>1205</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Yup, it was a non-elimination leg... yay... Another leg with little opportunity to pass, but at least there was a funky labyrinth (that we could barely see on TV)! Are there any teams worth rooting for in this final 5? With a double U-turn coming, will anyone have the balls to attack the hockey boys? And when will we start teaching Americans history again?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yup, it was a non-elimination leg... yay... Another leg with little opportunity to pass, but at l...</itunes:subtitle>
    <dc:creator>RealityRantPodcast@gmail.com (Reality Rant Podcast)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Reality Rant Podcast</itunes:author></item>
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      <title>Reality Rant 4/22: Malcolm, King of Survivor</title>
      <description>We only say that from the aspect that he makes great TV. Not 1, not 2, but 3 players were immune at tribal and that has to make you think... WHY!?!? Really, shouldn't have Eddie been a step more dispensable? Does the rest of this game have any chance of flipping? Will the production crack and put TWO idols back in camp? Time will tell...</description>
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      <comments>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-04-22T23_34_49-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 06:34:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-04-22T23_34_49-07_00</link>
      
      <itunes:keywords>reality,rant,survivor</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>1656</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We only say that from the aspect that he makes great TV. Not 1, not 2, but 3 players were immune at tribal and that has to make you think... WHY!?!? Really, shouldn't have Eddie been a step more dispensable? Does the rest of this game have any chance of flipping? Will the production crack and put TWO idols back in camp? Time will tell...</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We only say that from the aspect that he makes great TV. Not 1, not 2, but 3 players were immune ...</itunes:subtitle>
    <dc:creator>RealityRantPodcast@gmail.com (Reality Rant Podcast)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Reality Rant Podcast</itunes:author></item>
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      <title>Reality Rant 4/19: Amazing Race Relapse</title>
      <description>It had to happen. The Amazing race finally became not-so-amazing. Why did Phil Keoghan and team slack in Switzerland? More importantly, what the foxtrot is a switchback and how is it that teams STILL fail to read the clues?!? Oh wait, they're rednecks...</description>
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      <comments>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-04-19T09_00_00-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-04-19T09_00_00-07_00</link>
      
      <itunes:keywords>amazing,race,reality,rant</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>859</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It had to happen. The Amazing race finally became not-so-amazing. Why did Phil Keoghan and team slack in Switzerland? More importantly, what the foxtrot is a switchback and how is it that teams STILL fail to read the clues?!? Oh wait, they're rednecks...</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It had to happen. The Amazing race finally became not-so-amazing. Why did Phil Keoghan and team s...</itunes:subtitle>
    <dc:creator>RealityRantPodcast@gmail.com (Reality Rant Podcast)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Reality Rant Podcast</itunes:author></item>
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      <title>Reality Rant 4/17: Survivor Math</title>
      <description>Sometimes we wish Survivor players were smarter. Other times we just laugh at their idiocy. This is the latter of the two. Why is it that no one can count? Do we actually mourn the loss of Corinne's personal gay? And when will Cochran and Dawn officially school the rest of the numbskulls?</description>
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      <comments>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-04-17T00_48_38-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 07:48:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-02-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/realityrant/episodes/2013-04-17T00_48_38-07_00</link>
      
      <itunes:keywords>reality,rant,survivor</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>1352</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Sometimes we wish Survivor players were smarter. Other times we just laugh at their idiocy. This is the latter of the two. Why is it that no one can count? Do we actually mourn the loss of Corinne's personal gay? And when will Cochran and Dawn officially school the rest of the numbskulls?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sometimes we wish Survivor players were smarter. Other times we just laugh at their idiocy. This ...</itunes:subtitle>
    <dc:creator>RealityRantPodcast@gmail.com (Reality Rant Podcast)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Reality Rant Podcast</itunes:author></item>
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