REALITY TOUR

I'm a dealer...apparently

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sun, 19 Jun 2005 20:58:00 +1000

Hello neglected journal!
I know I haven't posted in you for ages, and, well, I don't have a good excuse, except for the fact that I'm in exams. And working. And falling over cause I'm so tired!

But somehow I managed to find time in my busy schedule to casually go through my spam email folder. Cause that's what I do for fun. Totally.

So, I found this email, which really disturbed me! It was one I'd apparently sent, with my own correct email, but had been returned to me because the addresses "I'd" sent it to didn't exist:
________________________________________________
This Message was undeliverable due to the following reason:

The following destination addresses were unknown (please check
the addresses and re-mail the message):

Please reply to
if you feel this message to be in error.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "Cary Silva" (KateLink@gmail.com)
To: graves@rehabilitec.com
Date: Thu, 02 Jun 2005 23:19:51 +0100
Subject: Fri, 03 Jun 2005 00:18:51 +0200

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Cialis................................71% Off
Viagra..............................85% Offacadia
Xanax...............................83% Offselenium
Somadia...............................60% Offcapitoline
Ambien............................73% Offfoundation

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Ok, so firstly I'd just like to point out that while I do make heaps of typos on a regular basis, I'm really not that bad!

And secondly, if I was going to be in the viagra distribution business, I'd totally have a more industry-related name. I mean...Cary Silva? That's like having a guy called Ronald MacDonald as the head of PETA.

Anyway, if you are..interested..remember, contact Cary Silva NOW.."the daeldine is the end of this mnoth and if it's not met then it's the end of the gmae"!

fi-yah!

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 24 May 2005 20:54:00 +1000

So excited! I just got FireAnt for windows!
Even though this means I'm never, ever, ever gonna get any work done for uni, this is an awesome thing!

yay!

FIREANT!

See that skeleton? That's our future.

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 16 May 2005 22:49:00 +1000

You know how...you should be doing something;
something that is kinda important?
And then,
you realise
that you've spent 3 hours
watching vlogs?

Yeah. Me too.

Strange Train

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 13 May 2005 15:08:00 +1000

3 MB, 00.44 mins
Tunes: Ondulé by Mathieu Boogaerts

Second Vlog Post Evah!
It's not very interesting..but at least I finally put it up!

[EDIT] I've had a couple of emails about this video, about how "weird" the old woman is..yeah..I actually didn't mean for her to be the focus of this post (sorry lady)! The "weird" thing was sposed to be the fact that I was video-ing my own reflection. Anyhow, whatever floats your boat I guess! [/EDIT]

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sun, 8 May 2005 21:24:00 +1000

oh. my. gosh.
I just finished printing out a 72 page, double-sided Civil Liabilities Act.
Law is evil. Law eats paper. Law kills trees.

SAVE THE TREES - DON'T DO A LAW DEGREE!

Did I mention that I have to read this 72 page, double-sided, boredom to the max Act?

No?

Well..I do. Booooo.

Hahahha

examed

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 4 May 2005 22:47:00 +1000

Exams suck.
So that's what I've been doing for the past couple of weeks. Sucking. At exams. But that's ok, they're only mid-sems. Just have to somehow get fantastic amazing awesome results on the finals, AND I WILL PASS! Or not.

Anyway, going to see Hitchhiker's tomorrow. I haven't actually read the books, but am still excited...the peoples say it's a pretty good movie.

More video soon, I hope, maybe. I think the hardest thing about videoblogging is making stuff that other people can maybe relate to/enjoy/whatever. So, I'm still working on that!

Lush!!!

Vlog Premiere feat. Ben Folds!

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 22 Apr 2005 08:31:00 +1000

3.3 MB, 01.10 mins
Tunes: Songs for Silverman by Ben Folds

Ok! I finally worked out all the bugs, and here it is! I'll do an "About me" thing at a later date I guess. I figure this is a good way to start...I mean, Ben Folds is just toooooo good!

it just vanishes!

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 20:35:00 +1000

ok hi;

I think think something somewhere is stopping me from vlogging. I'm sitting here, innocently trying to compress my video...and what does Quicktime do?
a) spontaneously explodes and vanishes from my screen;
b) does the cancan for my personal pleasure..(oh the cancan); or
c) lets me compress my video without any hassle whatsoever.

Yeah. Right. I think it's pretty self explanatory why there is no video on this blog, and also why in the depths of the night you can hear the high pitched cackle of the insane coming from my room. Thats right, its the cancan.

Well, at least some things are still cool.

damn you quicktime...

omg flu!

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 11 Apr 2005 21:00:00 +1000

Ok; I may be slack, but I'm also sick as...a sick thing. Seriously, I got out of bed for the first time in nearly a week on Sunday and it's all been downhill from there!

Ben Folds was awesome, and I'm gonna put up some video I got, maybe tonight, maybe tomorrow..

Also, I'm behind on all my uni stuff, exams start soon (like in 3 days) and I'm freaking out. So, that's the craziness of my life right now.

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sun, 3 Apr 2005 13:20:00 +1000

No video yet - life keeps getting in the way! Went to an 18th last night. Happy Birthday Kate! Good party, great to see all the people I don't get to see anymore.

Kylie gets crazy on champagne. (Though that's not surprising when she drinks it straight from the bottle).

I'm going to see Ben Folds tonight at the Tivoli! So excited!

Anyway, I'm busy, catching up on everything for uni cause I'm so behind in my classes. Yeah, these guys are cool...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 1 Apr 2005 10:00:00 +1000

Wow, a new blog, a fresh start! And on April Fools Day! It's meant to be. (I love April Fools Day. Quick someone! Fool me!).

Anyway, hopefully, I'm going to do some video blogging. Even-tu-ally!

I've been reading michael and dylan verdi for ages and am totally inspired! Not to mention the fabulous amanda congdon and annieisms!

Ok! I'll be back...in full colour!