Reality TV Blog

Paula Abdul Confused On Air!

noreply@blogger.com (Chris) — Mon, 05 May 2008 06:22:00 +0000

This past week on American Idol, Paula Abdul shocked viewers with her confusion of reviewing one of Jason Castro's (Young John Travolta) songs before he even sang it. After having it pointed out to her that he had only sung one so far, she tried to cover her errors by saying she was talking about David Cook, only to quickly praise him. Check it out.

It is bad enough to have to listen to the lady with midget arms every week and hear her banter and ramble about things that don't even pertain to the performers, only now to have her prove that she has NO IDEA what she's doing out there. The hick-up in the live show caused quite the gossip and uproar to hit the Internet the following day, accusing American Idol of being "rigged", or "swayed."

On the following day, Ryan Seacrest addressed the issue by saying "the rumors are not true and that she is a part of the American Idol family, and that they love her." The fact of the matter is, is that her time is up. Nobody listens to her, nobody thinks her criticism is valid, and as for me, when she starts talking, I drift away in thought about midgets riding bicycles. She needs to go and stop being an embarrassment for the Fox station.

Mega Lottery Winner! Have You Seen A More Excited Couple?

noreply@blogger.com (Chris) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:33:00 +0000

Every now and then, we get another mega lottery winner winning hundreds of millions of dollar. Usually on television it shows the person crying, jumping with joy, maybe even pass out...However, Robert and Tanya Harris set a new standard for being ecstatic in this lottery victory speech:

It just hurts to think of the millions of dollars that are waisted from this couple winning the lottery. Notice the pride of winning that Mr. Harris shows as he lifts his winning ticket with Glory. Then of course they have to argue at the end about what kind of car to get. A camera following this couple 24/7, now that's Reality TV.

Beauty and the Geek Season 3 Gears Up

noreply@blogger.com (Chris) — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:15:00 +0000

It is time once again for the geeks and beauties to team up on the newest season of Beauty and The Geek Season 3. Here is a trailer for the new season to come.

The geeks once again surpass my expectations growing closer and closer to retardation every season. By season 6, every single one of the geeks will have down syndrome. A couple of guys to keep watch for.
1. The one that looks like he has a shrunk head. Seems to be on the ball, but definitely has his moments.

2. The cowboy that looks like he belongs in a used car commercial. There could be some good moments from this guy, keep your eye out. He seems to have a temper, and his beard needs to be trimmed.

3. The guy with glasses thicker than the bottom of a bottle. This could be an actor, if not, I am truly sorry.

4. The black girl remaining in the beauty's. She shouldn't even be considered a "beauty." I believe the producers mixed her up. Anyway, she spouts out some serious, southern gibberish.

Beauty and The Geek can be found on the CW on Tuesday nights at 8:00pm pacific time.

Carson City Council Flop

noreply@blogger.com (Chris) — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:15:00 +0000

While enjoying the late night news, I had the blessing of being able to see this hilarious clip of an old lady bust out the best flop since Vlade Divac was playing Basketball. Take a look.

Either this lady should be in the ring fighting Mayweather, or the victim should be playing center for the Sacramento Kings in the year 2000. Somehow the strike was able to pick this woman off of her seat, have enough force behind her to fling her across the floor, then forcing her to do a navy seal tumble on the ground. Wow.

It reminded me of the part on the movie Ghost, where Patrick Swayze is able to touch people as a ghost. I guess the victim is suing for damages, and probably should walk around with a "weight belt" like the kid from Martian Child, or on a windy day, she may end up in my tree.

Robbie Carrico Eliminated from American Idol and WIGS OUT!

noreply@blogger.com (Chris) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:17:00 +0000

Last Thursday, there was yet another round of eliminations for American Idol and 4 more singers found their fate to go home. One of which was Robbie Carrico. From the beginning of the contest, Robbie was trying to portray himself as the "Rocker" of the group, dressing in his grunge and sporting his bandannas with his long "rockin' " hair. However, his validity as a rock singer, was not easily sold. On several occasions, he was told of his "lacking of authenticity" and not playing the part of the rocker.

It also became public of his past of being on tour with Britney Spears as a pop singer. There was just something about his singing style that screamed "fake."

Then, last week put the icing on the cake. Last week, TMZ reported that Robbie has apparently been wearing a wig throughout the duration of the contest! He always attributed his rocker style to his hair. I mean if you have the patience to grow your hair our that long, you've got to be for real, right? Wrong. The fool is even faking the hair.

American Idol executives would not comment on the fact of the wig, but it showed in the votes last Thursday having Robbie be the next idol eliminated. Frankly, I'm glad to see him go. His song choice and stage presence was about as entertaining as licking envelopes.

For all of that are interested in purchasing a similar wig. I believe I found one of matching style at my local wig shop. You be the judge.

Paula Abdul's American Idol Debut ... And Finale

noreply@blogger.com (Chris) — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:21:00 +0000

Yesterday, live on American Idol, Paula Abdul made her video debut (with the help of Randy) of "Dance Like Theres No Tommorow."

...AND THEN. This was worse than the time Magic Johnson came back into the NBA for 3 months. First of all, with that "Dew", she could be dropped off with Chewbacca and the Wookie tribe on planet Kashyyyk and not miss a step. She looks like one of the puppets from Fraggle Rock.
Doing her dance routine, she resembled the demeaner of a little girl playing dress up trying to fit in with her older sisters friends. Just as Clay will never marry a woman, Shaq will never make free throws, New York will never have class, Paul Abdul will never make a successful, new age pop video. As Simon would say, "Worst performance of the night."

Why Don't They Get It?

noreply@blogger.com (Chris) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:01:00 +0000

Flav, it ain't the girls. I am always awed at the fact despite the annihilation of dignity by prior season's girls walking out on Flavor Flav, he starts out every new season like he's not Mr. Hanky from South Park.

I really hope even Flav is smart enough to realize that these girls aren't interested in him. I think if you were to create a reality show and tell girls that they would be on air for 3 months and the winner would receive a bag of sloth droppings, the networks would still have to send girls home.

If we were to see "the real" women that were into Flav on the show, you would see a bunch of middle aged, overweight women, who love to eat KFC and watch Hollywood Squares.

The fact that it has taken at least 3 different seasons for Flavor to find love, all being left on the side of the woman, should show the world the Flav lacks the flavor of love, and probably tastes like cardboard. If he maybe settles for the fattest one on the show this year, he may have a chance of finding and keeping love this time instead of building up some young girl's music and acting career. I think Flavor and New York should just be together, but then VH1 would probably be out of business.

American Idol - Paul Mosherano, Creepy Guy Award

noreply@blogger.com (Chris) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:35:00 +0000

Sure, with the success of American Idols like Kelly Clarkson, Clay Aiken, and Ruben (not), there has been a creation of a pretty cultish fan base. Sometimes this can drip into the auditions as you see a man by the name of Paul Mosherano sing his tribute song to Paula.

Can it get any creepier? I think I would be more comfortable in a room with the guy from the old school Cher movie, The Mask, then if I were with this guy. Just the piercing of his eyes, makes me want to wash my hands, pits, and feet. I don't know whats creepier either, the fact that he's singing it, or the fact that he's singing it to Paula Abdul. Props to Paul on the creativity of the song, it had good lyrical content.

American Idol - Jared Wiley - Frosty Mountains

noreply@blogger.com (Chris Marquis) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:57:00 +0000

For all of you who watched this week's episode of American Idol, found this amazing performance:

I know, go ahead watch it again. I watched ten times my first time. My first objective when I saw this was to conclude whether Jared was male or female. It wasn't just his "unique" singing style that threw me off, but also the "over rounding" of his pectoral region and the female curvature of his hips. It is perfomances like these that makes me wonder where in the boundaries of the United States that these people dwell. I could walk by them everyday on my way to work and never know of the skills they possess. I'm sure there was much mourning and a huge shock when humble, little Jared did not proceed to Hollywood after this audition. Hey, maybe Irish Folk dancing...who knows. STHUCKERING STHUCATAZ!

Rock of Love 2 - Recap 1.2

noreply@blogger.com (Nick Spears) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:57:00 +0000

I agree! This was a super classic episode! I mean, you've got Bret Michael's who is basically looks like a mix between Willow and David Lee Roth sleeping with girl's in the most non-discrete manner and then 10 minutes later having them crying over how much they love him in the 5 days they've known him. Who is this guy! Do I worship him or laugh at him? "The losers get to clean my pipes with a tooth brush", now that is american television at it's best! One moment the loser is crying, but low and behold, the next scene there she is giggling around in her bikini scrubbing his pipes with a toothbrush... have I said I love this guy yet?!! If this dude ever settles on one woman and ends this show, he better have a damn good reason, because I'd say he's got every man's dream job. "So, let me get this straight. You're going to pay me to do this show too?"

What was she/he thinking?...

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Rock of Love 2 - Aubry Embarrasing

noreply@blogger.com (Chris) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:17:00 +0000

This could have been one of most classic scene in Reality TV history. During today's episode of Rock of Love 2, quite the sacrifice was made out of love from one of this season's classy girls to another:

http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1581220&vid=208418

Aubry wasn't even going to be chosen! I can only imagine her reaction watching today's episode, sitting down with her family or friends and prefacing them all of how it "goes down." Everyone thinking, awww, how sweet, she took one for the team. Instead, absolutely humiliated on national TV by not even being the one chosen to stay. And to top the whole experience off, look what she was wearing when she did the deed, see any resemblence?

What on earth is she thinking? I can't think of a worse way for her to look. Even after she had decided to "take it for her friend," she was still outside talking to the producers and camera men asking if it was the right decision and how she felt good that she made that decision. This would be like if Vlade Divac decided to "leave" the Lakers his last season to free up some of the salary cap for the good of his team and at the same time thought he would be missed. As I have found many chuckles in this show, I have to say, tonight takes the cake.

The Reality TV Blog

noreply@blogger.com (Chris) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 06:52:00 +0000

Welcome to the official blog for reality tv shows. For all you fans of the reality tv show, favorite this blog, because we will be discussing many of the popular reality shows on tv. Some of these shows include: Flavor of Love, I Love New York, Rock of Love, Tila Taquila, Real World, The Gauntlet, Beauty and The Geek, The Bachelor, American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, and many others.

You and I both know that almost every time you watch these shows, there are several things that need to be discussed the next day. Right now, we are in the heart of American Idol season, so many of the posts will be related to that. But Flavor of Love 3 is quickly approaching and Rock of Love 2 is winding down to the finalists. I would love to hear your thoughts and frustrations with some of these shows and some of the classic characters in them. Enjoy the site and I look forward to many posts of comical material.