Really Bad Gift

Car Eyelashes

submitter — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 05:51:37 +0000

I got car eyelashes for Christmas this year from a close friend of mine. He told me that I had great eyelashes and he thought …so should my car! I laughed so hard I almost cried. This is a really bad gift. Carl, thanks but next year buy me a gift card.

Creepy life size doll

submitter — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 03:14:55 +0000

My 3 year old daughter received this for xmas from my mother in law. She made it, which is very sweet, but it scares the sh*t out of me and my daughter isn’t quite sure what to make of it. It is a full foot taller than her! Wtf – please just make her a cute shirt or dress next year, grandma!

13 Going on 30

submitter — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 15:27:39 +0000

Not only are they seductive for the hubby (he can hardly contain his laughter – I look like a beached watermelon) but this clearly is the perfect gift from my Godmother to mark my right of passage into my mid-adult years. All that’s missing is the Barbie doll!!! SERIOUSLY?

Bad Breath Tester

submitter — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 17:06:21 +0000

I know this is bad but I gave this Bad Breath Tester to someone in the office as part of the secret Santa office gift exchange last year. When I picked the guy’s name, I knew I could finally get my message across to him without personally telling him. Ever since then, his breath has been fresh and I actually can talk to the guy longer than 2 seconds. Bad gift for him, good gift for me!

Price: $22

Old Spice Bear Deodorant Protector

admin — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 03:52:01 +0000

When the fine people of Old Spice created the Bear Deodorant Protector they had to know that it was destined to end up on a site that features really bad, crappy gifts. When I first saw it, I actually thought it was a joke but I promise you this product is real and as scary as this sounds it’s actually the first gift featured on this site that I would not mind receiving.

Here is what Old Spice has to say about this product:
“The first in what may eventually become a line of Deodorant Protectors which are going to revolutionize the way men leave their deodorant sitting around places. Deodorant not included.”

Price: $19.99

Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set

admin — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 17:56:25 +0000

My Mother-in-law felt we needed to spruce up our place with “more Christmas cheer”. This in her mind is how you add more xmas cheer, a Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set. When my husband first saw it he started laughing so hard, he almost chocked on a gummy bear. I guess nothing says Christmas cheer like opening up Santa’s head and defecating down his throat. Merry Christmas everyone!

Beard Head

submitter — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 03:36:09 +0000

My wife always wished I could grow facial hair but I have been blessed with a baby face. Facial hair is not going to happen. This year for my birthday she bought me the Beard Head. I hated it and it looked really stupid on me. I ended up giving it to my brother who actually looks good it in. He always had the ability to pull off the stupid look.

Mr. Jones Wacth, The Accurate

admin — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 02:32:52 +0000

The Accurate Watch from Mr. Jones would not make for a great father’s day gift unless your father owns a funeral home.

From the product page:
This is the most accurate wristwatch you can buy – the hour hand reads “remember”, the minute hand “you will die”.

Price: $150

Neckline Slimmer

submitter — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 03:06:09 +0000

I got the Neckline Slimmer from my kids on mother’s day and I have not talked to them since!

Shoe polish set

submitter — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 00:11:13 +0000

Very very very very bad gift.