1 pint mayonnaise
1 pint sour cream
1 tablespoon dried parsley or 3 tablespoons fresh parsley
3 tablespoons grated onion
3 tablespoons dill weed
1 tablespoon seasoned salt

Blend all ingredients together and chill before serving.

May be made several days ahead of time.

Yields 4 1/2 cups.

Serve with raw vegetables.

I got this as an email, and I thought I would share this with all of you. Lots of new uses for coffee filters. I plan to use many of them!

1. Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave. Coffee filters make excellent covers.
2. Clean windows and mirrors. Coffee filters are lint-free so they’ll leave windows sparkling.
3. Protect china. Separate your good dishes by putting a coffee filter between each dish.
4. Filter broken cork from wine. If you break the cork when opening a wine bottle, filter the wine through a coffee filter.
5. Protect a cast-iron skillet. Place a coffee filter in the skillet to absorb moisture and prevent rust.
6. Apply shoe polish. Ball up a lint-free coffee filter.
7. Recycle frying oil. After frying, strain oil through a sieve lined with a coffee filter.
8. Weigh chopped foods. Place chopped ingredients in a coffee filter on a kitchen scale.
9. Hold tacos. Coffee filters make convenient wrappers for messy foods.
10. Stop the soil from leaking out of a plant pot. Line a plant pot with a coffee filter to prevent the soil from going through the drainage holes.
11. Prevent a popsicle from dripping. Poke one or two holes as needed in a coffee filter.
12. Do you think we used expensive strips to wax eyebrows? Use strips of coffee filters.
13. Put a few in a plate and put your fried bacon, French fries, chicken fingers, etc on them. Soaks up all the grease.
14. Keep in the bathroom. They make great “razor nick fixers.”
15. Put spices in a filter tie with a string for making sauces. Throw out when done.

1 can shrimp
1 cup mayonnaise
1 bag grated Cheddar cheese
1 minced onion
Drop of Worcestershire sauce
1/2 cup sour cream

Mix together and serve.

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1 (8 ounces) package cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1 teaspoon chopped parsley
1 hard-boiled egg, chopped
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon dried dill weed
dash of pepper and garlic
2 tablespoons chopped onion
2 teaspoons dried or fresh chives

Mix all ingredients well in blender.

Chill.

Serve with crisp vegetables.

2 cups cottage cheese
2 beef bouillon cubes
2 teaspoons onion flakes
2 teaspoons lemon juice
Garlic (optional)
Worcestershire sauce (optional)

Put all the above in blender and blend to look like a sour cream dip.

Let set in refrigerator 2 to 3 hours before serving.

Use for raw vegetables (cauliflower, broccoli, carrot sticks, and mushrooms), chips, or crackers

1 large package cream cheese
1/4 cup milk
1 can shrimp, flaked
1/4 onion, cut fine
Dash of Worcestershire sauce

Cream the cream cheese in mixing bowl with fork.

Add milk until real creamy.

Add chopped onion, flaked shrimp, and Worcestershire sauce.

Makes about 1 pint.