Red and dirty hillbilly with more speed than sense.

About damn time...

2010-05-19T15:27:00.000-05:00

Well folks... its been a while since I've posted anything around here so I thought I would write a few words about what I've been up to and all that. I don't have a real clear idea of what this blog is about or what I should and should not post. I guess over the times that I have posted it has changed from a music blog to a heartbreak blog and back again. Music has always played a big part in my day to day life. From early on I remember driving around the country roads with my dad listening to country music of one form or another. Apparently I was a huge fan of Merle Haggard at a very young age. I remember dad telling me when I brought home a cd that was all covers of his songs by various singer-songwriters that I used to sing along nice and loud to "My Own Kind of Hat" Songs for me seem to trigger memories, both good and bad. Sometimes it is what I was doing when the song was playing or other times its the lyrics to the song that I can relate in my mind to a situation that I went through at sometime or another.

That is something that I have always wanted to make a career of. Music in someway or another. I filled out the paper work to get back in school and see if I can't stick it out to at least finish up an Associates degree in journalism/mass communications. It isn't going to guarntee that I will be able to work with music but its a start. If I could parlay this information into a radio job great. If it doesn't work for me to be in radio, I will at least have some business classes under my cap and that will hopefully let me get a better paying job where I don't have to break my back for the money I earn. That is the hope anyway.

Otherwise I have just been working at the station here in town. Pay isn't great and the hours suck but it is a job. For that I am grateful. The economy around here has been hit hard by the recession. What few job are around don't seem to pay much and even those low pay no skill jobs have 30-40 people vying to get them. I was told the other day that while I was living in Washington, something like 1,500 jobs were cut from Kay County. Most of those jobs won't be coming back. It was a very hard decision to come back here because of the simple fact that I knew I would have to take much less pay despite the fact my bills are still the same size that they used to be. I have tightened my belt, sucked it up and I will survive on what I make and try to be happy. Its a long road but I'll make it.

Hope all is well with yall. And remember to keep the sunny side up and the dirty side down and every thing else will work its self out.

Its been a strange day, and for once thats not a bad thing.

2010-03-29T21:59:00.000-05:00

I have made it back to town, living back in the same place at least for the short term. I didn't really want to be back here because of the headaches it has and will cause for all concerned but I vow to make the best of the time I spend here. I always complained about this town and how backwards it is but the more time I spend driving around here and in Ponca, the more I realize it was me that was backwards. I have a real problem finding contentment where I am. I always wanted to be somewhere else. There are a lot of great things that I could do around here and enjoy greatly, I just have to get off this computer and get out among the masses. I will be doing this and plan on sharing the good things I do find around here in hopes that you can enjoy them as well. I took a lot of pictures in Washington and on the way back here so I will try to find a good place to stick em online so yall can enjoy them as much as I enjoyed taking them.

Till next time...

jared

1043 pm Mojave CA

2010-03-23T00:44:00.000-05:00

Wind made us get off the road. 1242 miles left to go to Blackwell America. Pics will come after I get home and break out the tower from the back of that blasted U-haul. Hope all is well with you and yours.

Jared Wayne
The desert gets cold at night...

253am

2010-03-17T05:08:00.000-05:00

By title alone this is going to be a bad post. Bad for anyone to read. Hard for me to type and even worse by hte fact that Montgomery Gentry just came on the tv. I by no means am a saint. I have hurt those I love for far too long. It is my desire to finally stop the pain. That sounds scary as hell and it should. Self inprovment is never an easy row to hoe.

I finally have made a decision that I will no longer rely on others to fix whats wrong with me. I need to be good with me and my choices again. I was at one time but Why that changed I can't say. No one deserves to be put through the shit I put myself through on a daily basis. Im tired of the fights. I'm tired of the anger that I havent been able to put behind me. Im tired of living in the past and also tired of projecting so damn far out that I lose site of what I have to do today to get to tomorrow.

I have lost alot of great friends because I have been a stubborn asshole for far too long. I give now. My way isnt the best way. There hase to be a better way of living than the living through chemistry that I have done to myself since I was tiny. Today starts anew. And because of that realization I will get better.

It will probably get dark as hell around here before all is said and done. I will try to keep it light because I down want to linger in my sadness anymore. The clean up process is going to be rough but I have the right people in place to give me a hand up and no longer a hand out.

If you don't hear from me for a few days don't worry too much. I do see a light at the end of the tunnel and this time its not a train. So with all that said... log off the computer, walk your happy ass down to where your real frineds are and go catch some live, local, and loud music. Support the artists that are out there. Its not an easy life.

Thanks for reading. May you have the best day you can and I will do the same.

Quick update.

2010-03-16T16:28:00.000-05:00

I will be driving back to Oklahoma Thursday. I have alot of issues as most of you are well aware of and to fix said issues I need to be closer to what I "know". It sucks, I want to stay here in Kitsap but sometimes the hardest decision is the right one. Thank you to everyone of you that helped me out in anyway shape or form. There are alot of amazing people around here, you just have to know where to look and take the time to look past where you met em.

And for those who are glad to see me go... well lets just not go there.

Good luck to all yall, stay safe and treat the ones you love as they should be treated.

jared
np. III Two Cow Garage
its the soundtrack to my "midlife crisis"

for mama....lol

2010-02-28T20:32:00.000-06:00

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2010-01-29T06:41:00.002-06:00

Well folks its just about that time again... time to crawl back into the stall and relieve yourself. That's right little Johnny...It Burns When I Pee!!!! There baaaaaack:

Ramble on over to there site and see what kinda trouble you can get your self into...

It Burns When I Pee
www.ibwip.com
www.section86.com

Why we are really in the 2nd depression and how we can get out of it...

2010-01-26T22:00:00.000-06:00

Well folks... Here I am again. Wide awake home alone in a new place when for fuck's sake I should be at work. I had to do it again and call the EAP # because I felt so overwelmed that I couldnt concentrate on what needed to be done next let alone what was out there that I didnt know about. Que me letting myself get way outta alignment and vering off into a ditch. I hate it when that happens.

And for those of you who do know the real me, what ever the fuck that means, The ditch I speak of is merely literal and even if it were a real ditch... It wouldnt be anything Bessie cant get me out of.

All we all need to do is take a freaking break. Allow ourselves to fucking relax from time to time. I know I do and I know that I rarely allow that to happen. Why is that? Am I such a crazy person that I cant allow myself to relax? I have never been in a war zone. I am ex military but come on... I was national gaurd pre 9/11 and they never let me leave the country.

Basically what Im saying is that I need to get out of my head... and into something else that is good for me. Ie Jenn, Brian and Gretchen. They are my roomates and some of my closest friends. Hell who am I kidding. They are my "family" at least up here and by god one day they will be my family for reals. ;)

Hope all of you have found yourself safe and sound so far this new year, that you haven't worried as much about the little shit going on, and take care of your self to the best of your ability. If you have someone who can take care of you, let them. Thats what they are there for.

love,
your humble drunken monkey
Jared Wayne

ps... Peace and fucking chicken grease Bitches!!!!!!!!

http://kisw.com
The Men's Room

They fucking rock and stream live M-F 2-6pm PST
ymmv tho

Made it safe and sound.

2008-11-06T11:01:00.004-06:00

Im here at my prefered home, Western Washington. Made it in around 1030am pacific time yesterday. Spent an awesome day with my Jenny. Ate Jack in the Crack then crashed out because I was freaking exausted. The plan when this ticket was bought was to use a couple hours PTO to come home early and get some sleep. I was sick as a dog a couple weeks ago and ate the last of my PTO for the year, so I had to work a full shift, come home and try to sleep for 3 hours before I take off to ICT. Of course that didnt work out quite right so I really didnt sleep till I got here. Hung out with her brother and played rock band then came home to a great dinner and an awesome bottle of wine. Great way to start a vacation, no?

The Plans for this trip is to make Jenn's birthday the best one she has ever had. Its going pretty damn well so far, came up with a cd idea for her a long time ago and finally got around to putting it together and getting it all set up. Also got some pics together from the previous trips printed out and put in pretty frames. She probably thinks that is all I have planned and you know... Im gonna let her squirm for a while on that one. I've got a few more sweet and romantic shit up my sleeve but its a suprise.

A few things we got left to do this week, Jenn's Birthday Dinner with her family tonight, Ron White on Friday night, Retirement lunchenon for Jenn's Mom Saturday afternoon, then Glow Bowling with some of her friends Sat Night. There is plenty to do around here but I may just veg today. Its raining, my favorite weather, and by god I'm going to enjoy it.

Ill try to update more later, if any of ya give a damn.

I didnt use the cocaine to get high I just like the way it smelled. - Ray Wylie Hubbard

Mixed bag of stuff on Dia De Los Muertos

2008-11-01T23:29:00.004-05:00

It,s been quite a while since I took the time to sit down and write a little bit about whats going on in my life and music. I cant seem to decide if I want this to be purley a music blog or just a mixed bag of shit that I feel like writing about. So I guess I'll just do both. Music is always around me, mainly by my choice since the purchase of my mp3 player. It has been an escape from the troubles with coworkers and a way for me to not have to hear the whir of that press for 3 hours after I get off work. Been turned on to a lot of new music lately, mainly from the fine folks at ninebullets.net, It Burns When I Pee and Twang Nation talked about. New Two Cow Garage came out last week, downloaded it for now till I can get to a record store that has it or I get a wild hair and drive 4 hours to see em play again. I cant really afford that but hey when has that stopped me?

New It Burns When I Pee podcast was put up recently is funny as hell. This time It was Just Blake and Norma Jean and still funnier than anything I hear on the radio. Not to mention great music. Its the halloween show so those are always fun. Halloween isnt what it used to be for me since we buried dad on Halloween 5 yrs ago. Probably part of the reason Ive been a little off as of late, thinking about things that I cant change and trying to figure out what I can change has been right up there as well. There will be alot going on in the very near future in regards to change. Hope fully all the changes in my life that I am making will work out for the best. I'm sure they will but its the waiting that makes it so damn hard.

Speaking of waiting... I get to see the girl I love again for her birthday. I leave the 5th at about 4 in the morning to head to the ICT and then westward from there. Ill be back in Oklahoma late Sunday night or early in the morning monday. That is if I decided to get back on the planeand head back to Oklahoma come Sunday. I already dont want to come back here but hey you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes. No matter how much it sucks

I will be playing the roll of her moms present. Its going to be a great and much needed trip. I couldnt be happier to be there for her and with her. She is an awesome girl and inspires me in ways that she probably cant understand because I don't always feel like I get across how much she means to me and how great she actually is. As that Zac Brown song says:

She's got whatever it is

It blows me away

She's everything I wanted to say to a woman

but couldn't find the words to say

She's got whatever it is

I don't know what to do

Because every time I try and tell her how I feel

it comes out "I love you"

Thats all that I can think of right now. I think Ill get off here and play the guitar till my fingers turn numb again. WHoo hoo gotta love weekends.

and the fun and frivality continues un abated....

2008-09-13T01:11:00.004-05:00

It is the 13th of sept. Here is what I am doing the rest of the month.

7am 9/13/08 fly to Denver to buy a caddy and drive home for momma.

Return to Blackhell(Via pimped out caddy no less) on 9/14/08

work 3 days.... Then fly to seattle to be with the love of my life one "jinny" if you will

Fly out of ICT on the 18th at 1030am cst, 2.5 hr layover in Houston, Land at SEA 530 PST

spend the weekend, Thurs-Sun with jenny rocking out the the Rocky Point All Stars and The Texas Meat Purveyors. Different shows different nights different places.

work as much over time in the mean time to keep my head afloat.

And you little bastards wonder why Im so bitchy....

Ramblin down that dirt path....

2008-09-06T11:16:00.006-05:00

All right children, here we go. This is gonna be a lil different than I have put up but then again I am nothing if not "different". I am medicated and not feeling how do you say, in my lane, so bear with your humble host for a bit, ok?

In 98/99 I met up with some great folks who inspired me to start writing publicly instead of just shit I scribbled down and never showed anyone. How they got it out of me I have no clue but I thank them and curse them to this day. Music writing is hard for me because I have such varied tastes. Some days I want to hear some archived recording from the depression era, ok well the first great depression anyway, and the next song I want to hear some old gangsta rap. I was always made fun of for this growing up but I have come to find some folks who are just like me, they like what they like, labels be damned. My creative zen that I bought for work has done nothing but reinforced this opinion. Jimmie Rodgers followed by some unnamed dirty south rapper/mash up, probably a dj skrew tape, and they both talk about and I quote "Triflin women" Im not crazy... its all the songs in my head that be fuckin with me.

But looking back on childhood, especially where I actually call home, this is not some new epiphany. I have always made mixtapes, now cds of course, stuff that I liked, stuff that I found that probably wouldn't, in some cases, shouldn't of been heard in mixed company. I was moving boxes around teh storage shed last weekend and found my old tape boxes. There is some scary shit in there. Some day I will have my production studio back up and working and I will be happy to podcast this shit. Till then yall be safe, watch out for the hunters, and hold that one you love, you never know when you'll lose an arm.

damn that was depressing wasn't it. Fuck me. I was trying to make a happy blog cause I'm happy. Oh well as Jenn and I say... Sad songs make me happy.

Greaserama 2008

2008-08-27T10:54:00.005-05:00

I swear to god. One of these days Im going to have the money to do the shit I want. Here is another great and fun time, within driving distance of my hillbilly ass that I wont be able to attend. Damn me and my lack of fundage. Check it out:

CAR SHOW STARTS AT NOON- SAT & SUN.
NO PETS.
Movie Schedule: Saturday- Two Lane Blacktop. The Wild One. Repo Man
Sunday- The Wild One. Repo Man. Two Lane Blacktop
(in that order)

here is the band schedule:
Friday-
The Big Iron
The Tex Reys
Federation of Horsepower

Saturday-
car show starts at noon, bands will start at 1 or 2
The F-Holes ( trad. rockabilly/southern rock)
Black Tarantulas (garage rock)
Calamity Cubes (roots/blues/bluegrass)
The Tex Reys (garage rock)

Sunday-
doors open at noon, bands will start around 1 or so
Calamity Cubes
The Last Call Girls (honkytonk)
Cretin 66 (rock n MF'n roll)
The Throttlers (c*ck rock/ punk)

Here's SOME of the vendors coming this year:
Van Chase Studio
Cool Stuff
Chop Tops
Lugnut
Mid-town Bobbers
Voodoo Machine
B-Scott Studio
Midwest Scandal
Amuck
Mac's Ratz
Full Throttle Mag
Ol' Skool Rodz Mag
Hometown Hotrods Mag
Accurate Performance
Please Me Boutique
Ecoboutiquo
Two-Stroke Hardcore
Cycles n More
Van Dyne Leather
Pinstripers:
Whiskey, Blaine Scott
Food/Drink:
The Coffee break BSA Troop 60, Blvd Drive-in Concession Stand, and some BBQ guy.
Lily's Greasy Gallery open from 2 til dark Sat and Sun.

Valve cover racing- some time between 2 and 5- with test and tune on Sat and the Big Race Sunday.
Awards will be right before dusk on Sunday- either after the last band, or right before their encore. Fabulous, handmade Greaserama Awards by the Punk Rods- with bonus artistic contributions by (most likely) Kevin Broderick of Fabrications Unlimited, Boneheads C.C., Knucklebusters C.C., KC Kustoms, The Spokesmen bike club, The Eddies bike club, KC slammers (model).
All car clubs, etc. are welcome to bring & give away a pick award. Represent!

Between 1st and 2nd movies- the unofficial, impromtu muffler rapping and flame throwing contest. Someone may even make a trophy for this, too.

We will play all three movies both nights. We have reversed the order so if you always fall asleep at the drive-in, like I do, the one you missed will be playing earlier the next night. That way, if you go to an early rock n roll show somewhere Saturday Night, you can still catch the late showing of Repo Man!

Summer 08 The Return of all my favorites

2008-08-24T23:09:00.005-05:00

The return of broken up bands continues. Slobberbone snuck on stage for 3 songs last month, Split Lip has a new album out, The Meat Purveyors are on a mini reunion tour, and now comes this news straight outta Killville.... Quoted from the militia newsletter with permission....

Just when things where starting to happen again in Killville, Angry goes and gets himself sick. Last week Angry was checked into the hospital with a huge appendix.
I'm sure there's a medical term for that, but either way it sucks. Doctor says Angry's going to be there for a while before they can cut em up and get that thing out, so he's more angry then usual.

If ya want to send Angry some whiskey, bullets or just a card
send em to:

Angry Johnny
PO box 1164
Easthampton MA 01027

or just send em an email at:
angry@getangry.com

Like I was saying, things are starting to happen again in Killville.
A couple of shows have been booked in early September. however, we might have to move those shows due to the huge appendix.

The Killbillies line up this time around features Angry johnny, Sal Vega, Goatus t Ovenrude and the return of Slabs Theilman on the splinter bass.

I will update ya all about any future killbillies dates when we know what up with Angry's guts.

Update... Angry is out of the hospital but will need to go back to get the guts ripped out.

Here is a self portrait done by Angry as is posted over at Killville. Click on the pic to go there as well. Great site, great art, and still the scariest mother fucker in Americana to date.

New Symptons... Its burning bad doc.

2008-08-14T05:38:00.005-05:00

I done went and bought me one of them new fangled mp3 players for work and loaded it up with past episodes of It burns when I pee. 10 hrs of making oil drilling bits has never passed so quickly. I Highly recommend listening while you work if you have a blue collar job or a door on your office for you white collar pukes. You may get some sideways look and some talk behind your back but aint you already used to that?

The new episode should be posted 8.15.08 and I believe IBWIP.com will finally have some content as well. check it out bitches.
update: 8.14.08 IBWIP.com is now live and full of pretty pictures

Twang Aint Just A Guy Thang

Episode 18 of It Burns When I Pee

Release Date: Aug. 15th 2008

at Section86.com and IBWIP.com

After listenting to last months episode I went and got inspired to start writing and post to grit to go again. Juft for the hell of it... I thought it would be fun to interview the evil master mind Blake Clayton. Heres the standard 5 in 15 hayride militia quickie interview that I emailed Blake recently. Blake's answers in bold.

1. Why? why the Name, why alt.country(what ever you want to call this music)

When I was deciding to start doing a podcast, It Burns When I Pee just popped into my head. Even before I knew what the show was going to be about. With thousands of podcast's all over the inter-net I thought that this name would stand out. I see now that naming the show It Burns When I Pee was just a hit of how the show would end up being like (the adult humor) that was never originally intended to be part of the show content. As for why alt-country, I felt like there needed to be a show that promoted all the great music that is out there that people don't get the chance to hear. Personally, I never knew about bands like Spilt Lip Rayfield, The Meat Purveyors, and so on, until I started posting on hank3.com a few years back. I am so passionate about what we play on the show. I am hoping that even if two people hear a song by an artist and go check them out and buy a CD or something… then we did what we are hoping to do.

2. Where you come from/where do you go? (where did you grow up where do you see yourself in regards to music in say 5 yrs)

I was born and raised in Central Illinois. As for where do I see myself, the show, in 5 years… I would really like to see IBWIP be a "power house" where artists and fans come to check out great independent music. I hope that the show can find a full time sponsor and we can start to do a lot more interesting stuff. I'd like to see us do some video stuff, and have an interactive message board and such. I just want to see the show be a "house hold name" among the underground/alt music seen.

3. When is the next record, show, movie etc coming out?

We do one show a month. We have the release date schedule on our myspace page (www.myspace.com/itburnswhenipee86) . We are hoping to start doing some bonus releases soon, but have nothing definite yet. We have the IBWIP Auction coming up on September 19^th through October 3^rd. We are super excited about the auction and are getting some really great donations to auction off.

4. What do you listen to on the road?

I listen to all kinds of stuff. We get a lot of bands that send us CD's and music files and we listen to all of them. If your asking for favorite bands I would have to say, Split Lip Rayfield, The Meat Purveyors, Hank 3, and I have been listening to The Big Jugs a lot lately too. There are too many bands to list for sure. The musical genrue as a whole is just outstanding and there are so many bands/artists that I am discovering while doing the show.

5 Who would you rather... Mother Maybell or The fat dixie chick. Splain

I must say that I am a fan of The Dixie Chicks. I think the "fat" Dixie, Natalie is a hot ass gal. She has an amazing voice and I would have to slap her in the face with all 3 inches I got. Seriously though, The Dixie Chicks have stood up for themselves both against their 1^st label and have stood up for what they believe in. That is what the whole premises of the show is, pissing on the porch of Corporate Nashville. So the answer to the question is simple… I would take Natalie to Get Your Hank On Studio, click record, and put the hurtin on that hottie.

I will write more about IBWIP, The New Meat Purveyors and hopefully the New Split LIp Rayfield album soon as life stops getting in the damn way.....

Oh its going to be a good day....

2008-08-05T13:13:00.002-05:00

NEW MEAT PURVEYORS!!!!!!!!! Gotta take my ass to work but ill tell ya more later. Or you can just listen over on myspace.

The Texas Meat Purveyors

till over time is over...
jared

bridgeburner jared

Oh how it burns...

2008-08-03T23:21:00.018-05:00

As some of you may or may not know... back in the day I used to have a lil radio show on KJHK 90.7 Lawrence KS called the Jayhawk Hayride, round about 99-00. Well that was in my drinking days and lets just say the station wasn't fond of my antics and we had to part company.

I recently stumbled upon a podcast that does all the shit Skeeter and I tried to do and got in trouble for, tried to do and failed miserably, or just flat out didn't try out of laziness and Pabst soaked brains noon on Saturdays. In this episode I was introduced to the .357 String Band. I was hooked at their name but the music is even better.

So here it is... "It Burns When I Pee" tell em where you came from...

Click on the purdy poster to go right to their front porch. It is a podcast and if you don't know what that be holler and I'll help ya out. Check out the arcives for some other great acts. Meat Purveyors and Wayne from Split lip are two episodes that stuck out to me.

Check back in the coming days for more info and maybe even an interview with those responsible for this.

Till then for fucks sake stay out the damn ditch.

No mo

2008-07-21T11:33:00.006-05:00

Well... if you found this site you may realize that you can't get here via the old route. I let the address lapse. Its not that I don't want to keep it, it's the simple fact that I can't see paying for it when, since I re upped it back in July '07, I have posted 2 things. I know the minute It actually goes away I will post like crazy and regret letting it lapse but dems be da brakes some days.

As for recent events... I now work 2nd at Smith, actually have since Jan of this year. I applied for it the day I was released from light duty stemming from the 3 broken bones in my left foot. I was left with a 5% disability for the rest of my life but so far, knock on wood, I havent been too bothered by it. I press carbide and diamond coated inserts into drill bits used in mining, oil and gas drilling. It's the best paying job Ive had in years, not to mention I actually enjoy what I'm doing. The hours kinda suck but the pay difference for the later hours more than makes up for it.

Also as you may of read In the previous blog I was in the Seattle area for the last part of June/first week of July. It was hands down the best vacation of my life. I spent a lot of time with a very beautiful and smart woman... my lovely Jenny. We covered a large amount of land and scenery around there not to mention catching a local band, The Rocky Point All Stars, I enjoyed immensely not once but twice, been a long time since I caught the same band twice in two nights. I didn't make it out to Th' Legendary Shack Shakers show but by no means did I not enjoy my time with her. I am not clairvoyant but i do see my hillbilly ass moving out there some day in the near future.

So reserve me a room in the twangmune would ya?

Well Its been a year....

2008-07-02T09:02:00.003-05:00

I haven't posted here in a long damn time. Lots of shit has gone down since I last posted but not too much of it is worth talking about here so I wont for now. We'll see if I decide to later but right now not in the mood. Maybe because I am on vacation and having a great time in Western Washington with my lovely tour guide Jenn. I have always wanted to come visit her and see Seattle. I have heard so much from the fluff contingent about how great Seattle is and damnit its time I figured out if it lives up to the hype. So far I love this area. It is so beautiful and there is so much to see and do. I think I could go exploring and finding new shit to do every day for a few months and still not covered 50% of the stuff that intrests me here.

To bring it back to the music side of things, We are going to catch an acoustic version of the Rocky Point Allstars, a local Bremerton band that from their myspace page looks like someone that I would be able to enjoy. We are going to Seattle for the day tomorrow. The Legendary Shack Shakers will be playing The Tractor and the lead singer will be premiering a movie about farmers or somesuch. The only down side to hitting this will be the fact that the last ferry here is midnight and we all know there aint no way they are gonna be done by then. Oh bother. I may try to upload some pics later. Till then keep the sunny side up and dirty side down....

lil update.

2007-07-07T10:26:00.000-05:00

Lets see how the month of July has gone to this point. I broke 3 bones in my left foot, Karen moved down from St Louis and I moved back in with her, Grandma Jefferis died yesterday, I bought http://grittogo.org back, and now Karen has left me again. Granted its only for the weekend so she can go preform but sometimes you wonder. Muwahahaha.

Grandma's funeral will probably be Monday the 9th so I will be heading my hillbilly ass back to Harper County once again.

Till we meet again...
jw

I ain't no fujkin' redneck.

2007-05-12T12:52:00.000-05:00

I work days in various manual labor positions gettin' all greasy...nights in a bar, gettin' all greasy. The sun is not my friend. Im pale like casper with a deep southern drawl and a camel hanging out the side of his mouth.

I have always been of the opinion that rednecks use the land and care not if they destroy it. Hillbillies on the other hand know that if you use the land properly you can reuse it later. Quite often leaving it in better shape than you found it. Thats why I call myself a hillbilly.

Oh and the whole growing up in the birddog seat but we aint going there yet.

jw

2007-05-12T10:20:00.000-05:00

Alright all you damn stalkers...here is where you can find me in real life again. I have taken a job with a local bar. Im bouncin for now tho I believe I will be slingin bottles and tunes before much longer....if your ever in the hills of northern oklahoma, come on down to the Rockin Horse and Planet Rock. Youll hate me in the morning......

Eddie Spagetti, rockstar suprema.

2007-05-11T19:16:00.001-05:00

Damn g4 for not bieng on my network...damn you for killin' the screen savers, but you went and redeemed a few points.

jared wayne

Not working has its benifits.

2007-04-19T10:23:00.000-05:00

Above and beyond the not actually having to get my happy ass into work...I get to sit and listen to music all day, and look through shit that I dont take the time to during my normal days.

Todays results.....

Found some people on myspace id never suspect to have
ripped 6 or 7 new cds to the hard drive
applied for pell grants
balanced the check book

And now Ill sleep. Thanks for playing along
jared wayne
click on the pic...pops to Wes' site...buy something support the arts.

Twang Gangers are the spawn of Satan

2007-04-18T03:46:00.000-05:00

Look at the shit they tempt me with:

Ticket/Friends information and stuff like that will follow soon, but
in the meantime, with no further ado:

KDHX 88.1 FM Presents Twangfest 11
June 7-9, 2007
This one goes to eleven!

Wed, June 6, 2007
The Schlafly Tap Room
2100 Locust Street at 21st
St. Louis, MO 63103
314.241.BEER

Centro-matic
Backyard Tire Fire
William Elliot Whitmore

June 7 – 9, 2007
The Duck Room at Blueberry Hill
6504 Delmar
St. Louis, MO 63103
314.727.0880

Thurs, June 7th
Blue Mountain (special reunion show)
Tim Easton (backed by Two Cow Garage)
Carrie Rodriguez
Two Cow Garage

Fri, June 8th
Graham Parker (with special guests the Figgs)
Dolly Varden
Elizabeth Cook
The Linemen

Sat, June 9th
The Figgs
Wussy (featuring Chuck Cleaver of the Ass Ponys)
Slaid Cleaves
The High Strung

Man Im feeling an outbreak of chronic sinusitis coming on around oh lets say June 2nd. Doc says I have to bee out for a week. Sorry boss but dems the rules. Im thinking about taking a road trip to St Louis in the coming months. Karen has a new apt that needs checked out and I want to see how the Closet Co has changed with the new Maplehood complex. God bless tax returns and higher credit limits.

jared wayne
NP Slaid Cleaves - Cold and Lonely