Red State Update

Republicans Win! Democrats Can Suck It!

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:49:04 PST

In the latest Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap celebrate the Republican victories in New Jersey and Virginia. Plus: Is new New Jersey Governor Chris Christie fat? Does Maine hate Gays? Will the Republicans win in 2010-- or even 2012? Come join the RSU community and give us your opinion over at redstateupdate.com-- that's where all the Red State Update action's at.

2008 Presents Red State Update Live

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:46:20 PST

Hungry for dated John McCain jokes? Sure you are! Join Jackie and Dunlap Live at the Los Angeles UCB Theatre from August, 2008. When they repossessed Dunlap's car, they found this tape in the trunk. They gave it back.

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Ned Beatty Sings

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:40:54 PST

Ned Beatty ain't just Jackie and Dunlap's favorite actor of all time-- he also sings down-home old-time Southern Gospel favorites. Don't believe us? Go give ol' Ned a listen at nedbeattysings.com. Leave him a message on his guestbook an' tell him Jackie and Dunlap sent ya!

Then watch these clips and wonder at how one man could do all these parts and also be good at singin' "Just A Little Talk With Jesus."

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Halloween Swap and Shop

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:15:16 PDT

Jackie finally gets his chance to do a Red State Update Swap And Shop, but will he learn the true meaning of Halloween?

Take a gander at our other spooky Halloween Red State Update videos here. And don't forget to come visit us at redstateupdate.com-- that's where the action's at.

The Conservative Bible

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:05:17 PDT

Is the Bible too liberal? Conservapedia's Andy Schlafly and the Conservative Bible Project think so. They aim to fix it, with or without Jackie and Dunlap's help.

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Music Used As Torture?

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:32:27 PDT

Liberal musicians are mad their music was used at Guantanamo, instead of where it belongs, in car commercials. In the latest Red State Update video, Jackie and Dunlap discuss whether music should ever be used as torture.

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Drunkest Guy Ever- Red State Update Remix

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:23:40 PDT

If everybody else on YouTube is gonna remix this poor plastered Drunkest-Guy-Ever-Goes-For-More-Beer fella, then, by God, we might as well do it too.

Get the mp3 "If I Was You" at (link opens up iTunes on ye) or Amazon. Or buy the whole dang Red State Update CD "How Freedom Sounds" at Amazon, iTunes, or Dualtone (you can get some RSU T-shirts cheap from Dualtone, too).

Red State Update on "The Conscience Of Kansas"

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:11:44 PDT

Jackie and Dunlap were guests on Paul Ibbetson's Conscience Of Kansas radio program. Topics included Rush Limbaugh, Balloon Boy, and whether or not Westboro Baptist protested at Flower's funeral on Meerkat Manor.

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Red State Update Goes Gay

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:25:05 PDT

Thousands of gay folks marched on Washington this weekend. Obama gave a speech to 'em. Then everybody went back to arguin' about whether or not he shoulda got the Nobel Peace Prize. We here at Red State Update ain't gonna just repeat campaign promises-- we've put together all our old videos on gay stuff in one handy place. You're welcome. No reason to march on Jackie's store.

Gays Hate Obama

Still relevant.

Gays Still Hate Obama, Rick Warren

Gay Marriage

Gay Bishop At Obama's Inauguration

Perez Hilton Vs. Miss California

Miss California's Nudie Pictures

Red State Update Meets Westboro Baptist Church

Larry Craig

Remember how funny the words "Larry Craig" used to be? Remember?

Brokeback Mountain

Remember how funny the words "Brokeback Mountain" used to be? Remember?

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Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 01:05:32 PDT

In the latest Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap weigh in on Obama's surprising Nobel Peace Prize win. Does he deserve it? What Jackie and Dunlap's answer may shock you. If you don't know them at all.

Of course, Jackie and Dunlap didn't like it much better when Al Gore won his Nobel Peace Prize...

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Kill The Sick to Fix Health Care

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:52:52 PDT

Dunlap has a bipartisan solution to the current health care crisis.

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It's Halloween Time!

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:00:21 PDT

Time to get your spook on with some of Red State Update's hair-raisin'est videos. Y'all have a safe and happy Godless pagan holiday.

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Obama, Olympics, Chicago: UNAMERICAN

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:19:58 PDT

We're updatin' this Red State Update blog again, and just in time for us to laugh at Obama's failure to bring the Olympics to Chicago in 2016. Ha ha ha! That was us laughin'. Which do you think Jackie and Dunlap hate more, Obama, the Olympics, or foreigners? The answer may surprise you.

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Red State Update: Ron Paul vs. the Loch Ness Monster

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:14:06 PDT

Ron Paul is the most popular presidential candidate on the internet, but the Loch Ness Monster is a monster. So who wins? Jackie and Dunlap try to sort it out, and to "get some of them Ron Paul hits."

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Red State Update: Bush Meets Pope

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:59:14 PDT

Jackie and Dunlap on Bush and the Pope, what Jesus would wear, and Daddy Bush crying all the time.

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Red State Update: In and Out Like Paris Hilton (not porn)

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 00:55:29 PDT

Jackie's had enough of this damn Paris Hilton nonsense. But where's Dunlap?

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Red State Update: Fred Thompson vs. Jackie Broyles

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 19:52:47 PDT

Is Fred Thompson running for president? Dunlap goes through his closet, pulls out all the skeletons, stacks them, packs them, and also racks them. Plus... Jackie has been doing some soul-searching, and makes a big announcement regarding the 2008 election!

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Red State Update: Night at the Creation Museum

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 17:29:21 PDT

Jackie and Dunlap on Kentucky's new Creation Museum, the new Billy Graham library, and Murfreesboro's own Bible Park. Plus, a sneak peek at the new Ben Stiller comedy "Night at the Creation Museum".

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Red State Update: Lindsay Lohan's DUI

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Wed, 30 May 2007 23:39:36 PDT

Jackie and Dunlap on Lindsay Lohan's latest car accident, how quickly Hollywood Party Whores age, and the Duncan Hunter campaign.

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Red State Update: Rosie O'Donnell's Last Fight on The View

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Wed, 30 May 2007 23:40:42 PDT

Jackie and Dunlap discuss Rosie O'Donnell, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and a The Other Half reunion.

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Red State Update: McCain's Losin' It

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Wed, 30 May 2007 23:42:31 PDT

Jackie and Dunlap on McCain's missed Senate votes, gas prices, and Don Rickles.

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Red state Update: War Funding Bill

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Wed, 30 May 2007 23:44:26 PDT

Jackie and Dunlap on the passing of the War Funding Bill, Obama and McCain's dust-up, and Dungeons and Dragons.

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hurricane katrina, immigrants, flak jacket, bong

Red State Update: Jackie '08 Campaign Theme Song

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Wed, 30 May 2007 23:45:47 PDT

Jackie and Dunlap need your advice. They're choosing the Jackie '08 Campaign Theme Song, Movie, TV Show-- the list goes on and on! Actually, they don't need your advice. They got it covered.

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Red State Update: A Message From Dunlap (Jackie '08)

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Wed, 30 May 2007 23:46:59 PDT

Dunlap saw Hillary's "A Message From President Clinton", and figured he needed to get his own message out about Jackie '08.

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Red State Update: Jail For Paris Hilton

travisandjonathan@hotmail.com (Jackie Broyles and Dunlap) — Mon, 14 May 2007 00:00:54 PDT

Jackie and Dunlap discuss Paris Hilton. Will she or won't she do time? The RSU boys weigh in.

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