tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-49379295093419056702024-03-05T18:57:50.358-08:00Redneck Ghost QuesterzEverythang you didnt want to know about ghosts and other weird thangs in the South.Dawnellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10143056568294592048noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4937929509341905670.post-52509838906932440942013-04-16T16:06:00.001-07:002013-04-16T16:06:37.101-07:00Just for the record: We Aint Them...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRb_gyzPZowQRq3BvMtx3jIgQ2Y6y922uNY0CpiHadqYTfWA4Qez5bnZWadPS9gHUkPTHoB1Tepq1Bpuk1aVylKGwpOuBaxOciyqfuQnClHVtnEomWvNpCc7buGEzYlYnyUrhW4-yumVZa/s1600/BUBBARGQ3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="274" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRb_gyzPZowQRq3BvMtx3jIgQ2Y6y922uNY0CpiHadqYTfWA4Qez5bnZWadPS9gHUkPTHoB1Tepq1Bpuk1aVylKGwpOuBaxOciyqfuQnClHVtnEomWvNpCc7buGEzYlYnyUrhW4-yumVZa/s320/BUBBARGQ3.jpg" width="320" /></a>From the Desk of Bubba:<br />
Ok, so every since this new deep southern fried paranormal show come out, our gazillion fans have been askin' "Is that y'all?" Let me say that while- yes, they do bear some resemble, resemblations, they do look a little like us, they aint the original Redneck Ghost Questerz. We was redneck before redneck was even cool. They got a Bubba just like us but that is where all the similaredy ? damn it, similaredyness? ends. We use time tested and true methods of hunting and our no fuss no muss make it yourself tools of the trade work way better than their daggum spirit boxes, emf'n equipment combinated. Plus, truth be told we're better lookin too.<br />
Now here's a daggum memo for the noobie ghost quester: <br />
We gotta tell ya there is a lot in the woods and in the dark that sounds paranormal that aint. We don't like doing investigatin in the outdoors cause there's too many things that do wiggle, and squiggle about that is a lot more bothersome than ghosts is.. ya got big ol' frogs, rats, snakes, spiders, wild cats, lizards, and bugs of all kinds out there stirring up a ruckus..how can you say what you're hearing under them circumst,circasta circumcisionances? Whatever, you know what we mean..you can't tell in the dark. Is it a bug or ghost, hell I don't know.<br />
Some more advice, quit cursing in front of the ghosts, they don't like it, one of our trainees said the "F" word and got clear slapped to the back of the head. The trainee was rendered crossed eyed, drooling and and incohearing, inchoheret, ununderstandible for hours afterward. So unless you wanna run the risk of being a fumbling idiot that dont nobody never understands never, keep on swearing and a cursin and see what happens..Nobody likes being ununderstandible.<br />
<br />Dawnellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10143056568294592048noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4937929509341905670.post-18362087325297583622013-01-08T10:38:00.002-08:002013-01-08T10:38:29.372-08:00When in doubt run fool run!<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container zemanta-img" style="float: right; margin-right: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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You know we been real busy ghost huntin' and with the holidays we was kicking our heels with friends and family..but now we got to get back to work and one thing I wont to touch on is we get asked this question a lot.."Bubba what do I do when a ghost is threatening me...?" Well you'd think it would be a no brainer but alas it aint..the answer? Run !<br />
You know Brian Harnois took a lot of guff fer his famous phrase "Dude run" but I am inclined to agree with him, hell yeah you run..you can't fight and hit back and some spectors can flat out knock ya right on your hind end...so laugh all you want to but I agree with him...<br />
One feller asked us what to do when a ghost slaps you, and again, I can't stress enough, run.<br />
Now the RGQ has been pinched,poked, prodded and molested so we've had it all done to us, and hells fire, I think I had one of the succubuses one time too on me..and let me tell you, dont' fall for it I dont care how drunk you are, its a trick..they start of looking like the woman of your dreams but in the morning, damn!<br />
That's when you throw ten dollars on the dresser and again, Run! if you leave your pants behind so be it..git out!<br />
If you must smudge yourself we recommend this too and no, dont go thinking grabbing a handful of weeds and burning them in a mason jar is gonna git it, if you have to go online and find yourself what you need.<br />
Well thats a little tidbit for now, we're going to go stare up at the sky and see if we can see some ufo's and flying rods and what not..<br />
~Bubba<br />
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Dawnellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10143056568294592048noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4937929509341905670.post-87342003074720865402012-07-24T11:24:00.003-07:002012-07-24T11:28:38.483-07:00How to make your own ghost huntin' gadgets<br />
First of all people think you got to spend a lot of money on fancy
equipment to detect ghosts in the room. The truth is a few good
household items, duct tape, and batteries can be used in many things.<br />
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<span class="zemanta-img separator zemanta-action-dragged" style="clear: both; float: none; text-align: center;"><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fly-swatter.jpg" style="display: block; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Fly swatter photo by Heron." height="227" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/de/Fly-swatter.jpg/300px-Fly-swatter.jpg" style="border: none; font-size: 0.8em;" width="300" /></a><span class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="clear: both; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;">Fly swatter photo by Heron. (Photo credit: <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fly-swatter.jpg">Wikipedia</a>)</span></span></div>
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<b>Flyswatter-</b> a flyswatter is a great divining rod. Yep, just
clip off the business end (the part that kills the fly) with some
wire cutters and then take the same wire cutters and clip the loop
end, the part you hold in your hand and clip it in the middle. Split
it apart and there ya go. Your own divining rod. You can sometimes
find water with it too. We actually went to a neighbors house and
used it to find out where his septic tank was. We didn't find it on
the count that he had forgot he had an outhouse.<br />
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<b>Tin foil-</b> you may laugh but if you truly want to keep
aliens from reading your mind then you need to make yourself a tin
foil hat asap. I know you may have seen that movie with Mel Gibson
whereas the family was sitting in the living room on the davenport
(that's another word for sofa couch) and they's all wearing tin foil
hats. Well turns out that's a good idea. We use them every time we go
out on a UFO investigation, and so far no one can read our
minds,..even regular people. Believe me we tested it.<br />
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<b>Duct tape and batteries-</b> Listen, duct tape and batteries
can be used for a lot of great things, but they can be rigged up to a
digital thermometer and produce a signal that is able to detect
electricity. You can look this up MacGyver, I aint got all day.<br />
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<b>Night Vision Googles</b>- Ok, so you know how there's all sorts
of night vision googles out there. Well we found out that the
cheapest night vision googles was made when you took a pair of shades
and popped out the shade part. You can't see everything in the dark,
but you can see a lot more in the dark that way then with the shade
lenses in. Now if you want to go high tech, simply place the googles
over your regular glasses for an even better look see. Oh, also, we
recommend duct taping a small flash light on the top of your head to
light the way. The two items together work pretty good.<br />
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<span class="zemanta-img separator zemanta-action-dragged" style="clear: both; float: none; text-align: center;"><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Vacuum_Set-up.JPG" style="display: block; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="English: Vacuum Set-up" height="217" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/Vacuum_Set-up.JPG/300px-Vacuum_Set-up.JPG" style="border: none; font-size: 0.8em;" width="300" /></a><span class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="clear: both; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;">English: Vacuum Set-up (Photo credit: <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Vacuum_Set-up.JPG">Wikipedia</a>)</span></span></div>
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<b>Old canister vacuum</b>- Yep you heard right, I know Ghost
Busters used it in a movie, and you might think it wont work but
we've used it a few times and it has certainly made a difference.
What you want to do is prepare it for offending ghosts by sticking
into the vacuum bag a few things ghosts don't like, like Garlic
powder, and sage. When you vacuum the floor that smell goes all over
the room and ghosts high tail it outta there! The one in the picture would work great! Warning: This won't work on Italian ghosts..just sayin'......... <br />
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Oops, maybe it works too good.....<br />
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<b>Answer: </b>He had to EV Pee<br />
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<b>Question:</b> Why do ghosts hate to perform in theatres?<br />
<b>Answer:</b> They get tired of all the Boos<br />
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<b>Question:</b> What kind of street does a ghost live on?<br />
<b>Answer:</b> A dead end.<br />
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<b>Question: </b>Why did the ghost get divorced?<br />
<b>Answer: </b>His wife found out he had ghoul friend<br />
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<b>Question: </b>What is a ghost with a broke leg?<br />
<b>Answer:</b> A hoblin Goblin<br />
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<b>Question:</b> What beach front property do ghosts like?<br />
<b>Answer: </b>Any where near the Dead Sea<br />
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<b>Question:</b> Why do ghosts make great cheerleaders?<br />
<b>Answer: </b>They're full of team spirit!<br />
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<u><b>RGQ investigator:</b></u> What do you want from this family?<br />
<u><b>Ghost evp:</b></u> Git out<br />
<u><b>RGQ investigator:</b></u> We aint going no where until you answer us, so give us a sign you're listening.<br />
<b><u>Ghost evp:</u> </b>Shut your mouth<br />
<b><u>RGQ investigator </u>: </b>Can you see me? How many fingers am I holding up?<br />
<u><b>Ghost evp:</b> </u>2<br />
<b><u>RGQ investigator:</u> </b>Wrong I was holding up 3.<br />
<u><b>Ghost evp:</b> </u>I meant to say 3<br />
<b><u>RGQ investigator:</u> </b>Do you want to cross over to the other side?<br />
<u><b>Ghost evp:</b><b> </b></u>I am on the other side<br />
<u><b>RGQ investigator:</b></u> Can you speak into this here recorder?<br />
<b><u>Ghost evp:</u> </b>No<br />
<u><b>RGQ investigator:</b></u> Do you know you're dead?<br />
<b><u>Ghost evp:</u> </b>No, prove it<br />
<u><b>RGQ investigator: </b></u>Did you die in this house?<br />
<b><u>Ghost evp:</u> </b>Who says I died?<br />
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As you can see, this here ghost was in complete denial over their situation. We did some sage smudgin and praying and hopefully they moved on. They aint always too smart none either..as you can tell.... <br />
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Dawnellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10143056568294592048noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4937929509341905670.post-35233703257321950002012-06-08T16:21:00.001-07:002012-06-08T16:23:53.806-07:00Knock once for "yes" and two times for "no"....<span class="zemanta-img separator" style="clear: left;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Orbs.jpg" style="clear: left; display: block; float: left; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Orbs" height="249" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6c/Orbs.jpg/300px-Orbs.jpg" style="border: none; font-size: 0.8em;" width="300" /></a><span class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="clear: both; float: left; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; width: 300px;">Orbs (Photo credit: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Orbs.jpg">Wikipedia</a>)</span></span>We here at RGQ have been real busy. For some reason, when it gets warmer weather the ghosts seem to act up more than ever. We get asked often how do we communicate with spirits from the netherworld and most people think we have some sophis..sofis,..er.. some special way of doing it. Well, we don't. Our usual way we ask questions is like this:<br />
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<b>RGQ investigator:</b> To the spirit, Is there anyone that would like to come forward an say something?<br />
Knock once for "yes", "two times" for "no" and "three times" for "I ain't sure" and "four times" for "could you repeat that?"<br />
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<b>RGQ investigator:</b> Are you the one that has been making all the noise in this here house?<br />
Knock once for "yes", "two times" for "no" and "three times" for "I ain't sure" and "four times" for "what's it to ya?"<br />
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<b>RGQ investigator: </b>Speaking to the entity that is in this here house, are you here?<br />
Knock once for "yes" and "two times" for "no"....<i>(you'd be surprised how many times they knock two times...oh well at least we don't waste no more time on the case once they tell us they aint in the house...)</i><br />
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<b>RGQ investigator:</b> Do you know you are dead?<br />
Knock once for "yes" two times for "no", three times for "says who?" and four times for "Are you sure?"<br />
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<b>RGQ investigator: </b>Can you give us a sign of your presence?<br />
Knock once for "yes", two times for "no", three times for "I'm not sure" and four times for "I don't know how.." (that's when we tell the spirit to touch somebody)...<br />
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Now we here at RGQ usually don't like to be mean an say ugly things and what not against feller ghost hunterers...but hells bells, ever since that guy left that ghost huntin show on tv we been getting a bunch of questions about it. How in the hell do we know why (we'll call him "Bob") left his show? Bob looked like he was in for a vacation any way with that tired expression he had. Not mention he was always being a told what to do by that bald guy that thinks he is God's gift to Ghosts.
RGQ's prides itself in being able to help people out of a ghostly jam.<br />
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We aint paradin' all over God's green earth with celebrities, and wasting time in stupid libraries and old theaters. Hell, we know'd them places is haunted so what? Nobody don't live in them so who cares if old Charlie is still knocking around in the threater messin' with lights. Way I see it, that Other Ghost Huntin show that Bob left never caught a daggum thing. It was a lot of, "what the "bleep" was that? and "Did you see that"...I never saw a daggum thing. Quite frankly, I don't know why people think they are so daggum credible since they never catch more than a cold on that show.
Plus, they always say Orbs aint squat. Well, that was the final straw in my butt. Orbs is ghosts. They say it is just energy, well ghosts is energy! Now that don't mean we here at RGQ believes every orb is a ghost.<br />
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Hell, I remember one lady sent us a picture and said the orb had the face of her dog in it. Turns out, it was just a blurry pic of a dog with one of them white neck guards on it what keeps the dog from liking himself. It had his face in the picture, but it wasn't an orb. Oh well, honest mistake after all, Miss Letterby is 94 years old. Everything she see's is blurry.
So there's my rant for the day, no we don't know why "Bob" left Ghost Hunters. We don't care. That show sucks anyway. Read our blog instead.<br />
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<b><u>Aliens</u></b><br />
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This here's them little green fellers that like to do them probes in your hind end.<br />
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<b><u>Anomaly</u></b><br />
This here is when something is out of the ordinary, we don't use it much none cause people around here don't like big words.<br />
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<b><u>Apparition</u></b><br />
Now theys been quite a bit of debatin' over this one, but it turns out it don't mean a divider in a building--Freddie, and it aint no legal term Steve! Its actually a daggum ghost you can see, sometimes theys faint, and sometimes theys plain as day.<br />
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<b><u>Asport</u></b><br />
Now this here was another one that had us stumped for a spell. I thought it meant like a porta potty but I admit I was wrong. Freddie thought it meant when you move your butt from one place to the next. WRONG! Asport is when a ghost steals something from ya, and then returns it somewheres else you aint left it. Damn them. They stole my toilet paper a few times from me and it aint appreciated.<br />
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<b><u>Ball lightning</u></b><br />
Well again we didn't know what this was in our newbie days, I could have sworn this was something you did to yourself when you tried to light a pipe in your lap with a blow torch. What we found out was its actually a big old glowy red orb.<br />
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<b><u>Channelin</u></b><br />
Well what can I say, it aint when you got the remote control. I know, I know I was confused once about it too, but turns out this is what them psychic people do when they want to talk to ghosts.<br />
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<b><u>Doppleganger</u></b><br />
I can't tell you how many times I went into bar orderin this thinking it was a beer topped off with a little whiskey. Dang it, they always got it wrong, now Im thinking they didnt know any better than I did. Dang fools. Anyways, this here is when you got like a twin and theys actually a ghost.<br />
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<b><u>Ectoplasm</u></b><br />
I really thought I knew what this meant when I was younger, I thought it was Octopus blood but lo an' behold, it aint. Turns out this is some damn goo leftover from a spirit that is present. Sometimes it looks like mist and such in a photo. Freddie calls it "ghost poop" or "ghost snot."<br />
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<b><u>EVP</u></b><br />
Electric voice playin'<br />
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<b><u>Franks Box</u></b><br />
Now this one had us all God-slapped fer a spell and then we realized theys talkin about a daggum spirit box. These is so cool you ask it questions and it gives you the answer of the ghost. It sure as hell works a sight better than that damn 8 Ball we was shaking like a bunch of fools for a while.<br />
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<b><u>Ghost Hunters</u></b><br />
Thats us, and those other fancy fellers on TV that think the are so damn special. Just cause theys on tv dont mean they do anything better than we do. We just dont prance around in fancy vans and play with plumbing tools.<br />
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<b><u>Hauntin</u></b><br />
This here is when a ghost keeps coming back and making a nuisense out of itself.<br />
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<b><u>Intuition</u></b><br />
I thought this was something you paid to go to fancy learnin schools, turns out its about knowing things ahead of time before anybody has told you nothing.<br />
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<b><u>K2Meter</u></b><br />
This here doohickey shows when a ghost is around and it goes all fool and wonky and starts a pointing at numbers on a dial it has.<br />
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<b><u>Levitatin</u></b><br />
This heres when ya floating on the floor and what not. Ghosts do it a lot since they aint always got feet.<br />
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<b><u>Manifestationing</u></b><br />
This here is when a ghost comes to light and you all can see it, hear it, and sometimes smell it.<br />
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<b><u>Near Death experience</u></b><br />
When you die, but then God don't want ya yet, you have a near death experience. Cause he sends your sorry hind end back to earth cause you got stuff to finish like putting up wall paper in the kitchen.<br />
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<b><u>Orbs</u></b><br />
These is round ghosts. Dont believe them people that says they aint a spirit. They must be fool in the head cause these dag gum things show up only in one or two pictures even when you are standing still in the same spot so don't tell me these here aint paranormal they is!<br />
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<b><u>Paranormal</u></b><br />
Anything that aint normal, and is not normal in a lot of ways is paranormal.<br />
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<b><u>Questerz</u></b><br />
Thats hunter like us on a Quest for ghosts and aliens and Big foot.<br />
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<b><u>Residual Energy</u></b><br />
This is when a ghost is lingering in a place all the time and is stuck doing the same crap over and over again, like passing from one room to the other at the same daggum time every day.<br />
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<b><u>Seeance</u></b><br />
This is when you all set together and call up a spirit to come and show itself before ya. When you all see it, its a Seeance. Git it?<br />
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<b><u>Telekinesis</u></b><br />
This here is when you can use the power of your mind to move stuff and fling crap around just by thinking about like in that daggum movie with the girl that had that pig blood on her head. She had this disorder.<br />
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<b><u>UFO</u></b><br />
Unidentified flying saucers.<br />
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<b><u>Vortex</u></b><br />
This is how spirits and evil specters git in your house sometimes. Its usually the hot spot in a house for ghosts and stuff.<br />
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<b><u>White Noise</u></b><br />
This ones complicated but you can go get that movie called White Noise and you'll see its about hearing voices in the tv when you put it on like channel 13 or vhf or what ever.<br />
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<b><u>X ray vision machine</u></b><br />
It is that thing we put on sometimes to see in the dark. Sometimes we use it for other stuff too but you didnt hear it from me.<br />
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<b><u>Yeti</u></b><br />
Its like a Sasquatch but it lives in the daggum cold places like Russia.<br />
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<b><u>Zombie</u></b><br />
These is voodoo type undead people thats died.<br />
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Well we know now that you are smarter than you was when you started reading this here post. You're welcome. Hope you come back for more.<br />
<b><i>~Bubba</i></b><br />
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Dawnellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10143056568294592048noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4937929509341905670.post-81215368259440512442012-03-18T08:16:00.002-07:002012-03-18T08:37:51.938-07:00Aliens is here!Hey yall, this here's <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.bubbasparxxx.com/" rel="homepage" title="Bubba Sparxxx">Bubba</a>, its been a spell since I updated on our site here, and for those that have contacted us about helping them don't you worry none, we're on it. We been branching out here at RGQ and lo and behold we've expanded our investigating to include aliens.<br />
<u><b> Heres what me and my crew have uncovered so far:</b></u><br />
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1. <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1000617-aliens" rel="rottentomatoes" title="Aliens">Aliens</a> is here. Period.<br />
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<a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tom_Cruise_03.jpg" style="clear: left; display: block; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"></a><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tom_Cruise_03.jpg" style="clear: left; display: block; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"></a>3. <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.tmz.com/person/tom-cruise/" rel="tmzcom" title="Tom Cruise">Tom Cruise</a> is probly one<br />
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5. Aliens can read your mind, so don't think about smart stuff because they'll want to breed with you. FYI, probing aint fun<br />
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<u><b>How to protect yourself from Alien invasion</b></u><br />
1. <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_foil_hat" rel="wikipedia" title="Tin foil hat">Tin foil hat</a>, I know it should go without saying, but you know this may help block their being able to read your mind.<br />
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<div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>2. Always wear anti probing underwear. We are currently trying to get a prototype for our own design we're working on. It has a metal mesh barrier in the seat of underwear that makes it impossible for Alien probing. Now if we can figure out a way to keep aliens from just pulling off the <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undergarment" rel="wikipedia" title="Undergarment">undies</a> altogether we're in business.<br />
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4. Disguise yourself as an Alien. For about $15.00 you can buy an Alien mask to wear to fool the Alien. Make sure its ugly, we don't want to attract them if you know what I mean.<br />
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We been gettin' calls from folks who don't think that what we do is real. Everybody knows they'res ghosts. Just as there is a Santy Claud at Christmas, there's ghosts that roams around everywhere. From your cousin Ernie's barnhouse to your aunt Edna's outhouse, we been collectin' data from all sorts of people. We tend to take on cases from people of our own stature in life. Meanin' rednecks. We ain't afraid to say that!<br />
Anyways, just'a keep checkin' in on us as we are fine tunin' our equipment to make sure that you're be hearing the same things that we are hearing. We will post evps and video clips and it will be totally up to you to decide for yerself what is it and what is it ain't. Talk to you soon. <br />
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P.S. Freddie, I know you ate my whole box of moon pies on our last outting. Don't blame it on no ghost, cuz brother man we smellt what you dealt in the bathroom afterwords.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4937929509341905670.post-79475104792568500802011-08-31T19:09:00.000-07:002011-11-18T06:41:24.996-08:00The Gassy Ghost?RGQ was called out recently to catch a little <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_voice_phenomenon" rel="wikipedia" title="Electronic voice phenomenon">EVPs</a> from a clients house that claimed their spirit was a makin' <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belching" rel="wikipedia" title="Belching">belching</a> <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noise" rel="wikipedia" title="Noise">noises</a> at their dinner table, me, being the ever funny fella I am said they must not have been minding their EVP's and Q's...it went over like a mud filled balloon with the clients...I guess Im not funny.<br />
<span class="zemanta-img separator zemanta-action-dragged"><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fart.svg" style="clear: left; display: block; float: left; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Fart" height="300" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ed/Fart.svg/300px-Fart.svg.png" style="border: medium none; font-size: 0.8em;" width="300" /></a><span class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; width: 300px;">Image via <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fart.svg">Wikipedia</a></span></span>At any rate I have yet to run across a spirit that burps..this was new to me, but lo and behold apparently they is spirits that do partake in bodily noises. Burps is the least offensive, by the way..but anyway our resident spirit whisperer, Steve said they can do a wide range of sounds from <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence" rel="wikipedia" title="Flatulence">passing gas</a> to sneezing. Well the clients house is set up just a spit away from a local plant that makes Ibupropen, which is <a class="zem_slink" href="http://motrin.com/index.jhtml" rel="homepage" title="Motrin">Motrin</a> for the lesser informed. Turns out Ibupropen makin' stinks something awful too..the whole house smelled like a rotten egg that swallowed some garlic and then pooted. However its not ours to judge the home owners..you would think they'd over look the burping in light of the fact it stunk something fierce..but the burping was bothering them so in we come and set up our sophisticated tools of the trade, hand held <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recorder" rel="wikipedia" title="Recorder">recorders</a>.<br />
Steve started the session with a simple question, "why are you here and why are a burpin up the place?"<br />
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<span class="zemanta-img separator zemanta-action-dragged"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/51019157@N04/4772237506" style="clear: left; display: block; float: left; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="E.V.P." height="160" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4097/4772237506_de69479dd7_m.jpg" style="border: medium none; font-size: 0.8em;" width="240" /></a><span class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; width: 240px;">Image by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/51019157@N04/4772237506">BEYOURPET</a> via Flickr</span></span>Well just then we got a dizzy feeling and a loud blast that sounded like a <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whoopee_cushion" rel="wikipedia" title="Whoopee cushion">whoopie cushion</a> on steroids shook the house..this was no burp..Steve looked at me an said, "we're going to need a bigger recorder.."<br />
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Well needless to say I was in the midst of about to light up my cigar, when Steve dove over to me an snatched it from me.<br />
"are you daggum crazy? dont daggum light no cigar, you'll blow this place to kingdom come.."<br />
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I must admit I hadn't thought about how the gas from beyond might make for an explosive evening but realized he was probably right and so thank goodness for Steve's fast reflexes.. <br />
We continued the EVP session and told the ghost thanks for the "noise" it made, even though we almost barfed...<br />
Steve: "Is they some reason you are gassy?"....<br />
<a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubba" rel="wikipedia" title="Bubba">Bubba</a>: " Can we git you some rolaids or something long those lines?"...<br />
Well again there was some burpin and pooting..it sounded like it was coming from the floor. After a long night of EVPeein..we packed up..headed home to review our evidence..suggesting that the homeowners leave out some rolaids, pepto bismal and beano for the ghosts..the EVPs we caught on the recorders were consistent with what we heard in the home and so we set up a meeting with the clients to let them listen in..<br />
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<span class="zemanta-img separator zemanta-action-dragged"><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Clyde_The_Bulldog.jpg" style="clear: left; display: block; float: left; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Clyde, the english bulldog puppy" height="300" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/13/Clyde_The_Bulldog.jpg/300px-Clyde_The_Bulldog.jpg" style="border: medium none; font-size: 0.8em;" width="300" /></a><span class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; width: 300px;">Image via <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Clyde_The_Bulldog.jpg">Wikipedia</a></span></span>Well to our amazement they said no need..they had found the culprit..apparently the neighbors Bulldog "<a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/elvis_presley" rel="rottentomatoes" title="Elvis Presley">Elvis</a>" had gotten trapped under their house and once the neighbors located ol' Elvis under the house crawl space, stated that he had a condition whereas he had them horrible doggie farts and often had respiratory issues that caused him not to burp but make hockin coughin noises and burpy noises..Case solved..<br />
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Well, I got to my friend's trailer and he told me that he called me there because they's been ghosts frequenting the residence. So I put up a few cameras and a recorder to get some evp. That means electric voice playin'. Well, I had a beer or two and started to tryun instigate this ghost to come out. I told that ghost that he or she stunk and probably looked ugly. I heard something fall on the floor. I runned to it with my flashlight... close call, but it was just a big water bug fallin' on the floor from the ceiling. Whew, that was close!<br />
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'Bout that time, my friend had some cousins or something come over with more beer. Who am I to tell somebody who not to invite they's own house. Well, them cousins of his were pretty dern pretty! I then realized that I had forgot my wedding band at home and commensed to tell them that I was in fact legally married and that I could not get into any physical or mental contact with them at the moment. They understood and I kept my distance. We did not here much of anything but squeaks and noises, but I'm not sure if it was my stomach or my friends. I took the investigatorial stuff home to look at later.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7OzglUkw67M/Tbxo9pRdRNI/AAAAAAAAAJs/Gq1UxbjwrHU/s1600/thumbnailCA3NOTQ7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" j8="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7OzglUkw67M/Tbxo9pRdRNI/AAAAAAAAAJs/Gq1UxbjwrHU/s1600/thumbnailCA3NOTQ7.jpg" /></a></div>Lo and behold my wife was hot as a fire ant!! She was diggin' through my pants and found a couple of opened wrappers for them profolactics, or in laymens terms: condemns. She asked if it was me. I said heck no! All I could figure out was that it was a ghost putting them in my pants pocket.... I didn't have no proof that it was a ghost, but it dang near has ruint my relationship! I mean, she is the last of my cousins that finds me attractive, so... that's why I'm stayin' at the hotel. I blame RGQ so the hotel bill is goin' to them! I wish they had a air conditioner!!<br />
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I had to fake a smudgin' with some rolled up green paper! I don't know if you know it but I know that rolled up paper burns pretty daggum quick and it stinks to high heavens! This investigatory case was on a Sunday evenin', and of course all the walmarts was closed. Where did I have to find some stuff to work with? A daggum gas station! I looked pretty stupid standin' there at 10:00 pm lookin' fer rolls of film and them throwed away cameras!! I ended up havin' to fake some pictures to give them people. I don't like doin' that 'cuz it makes us look daggum bad, y'all! <br />
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</div>Now I don't know who dunnit, but I oughtta take everybody down to the police station and have them all fingerprinted. The only problem is I ain't got the stuff to get the finger prints off of!! I'm leavin' the situation open for anybody that took my stuff to put it back quick like! If I have to travel another long 20 miles with no equipment again, I'm gonna' get some angry, I tell ya' what!! And don't give me none of that there crap about checkin' before I leave... I done that the other night and it still got took before I got to the clientele's trailer!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4937929509341905670.post-51229658153641078402011-04-19T13:14:00.002-07:002012-03-23T12:00:04.587-07:00Dead People See Me!<span class="zemanta-img separator" style="clear: left;"><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:DirtRoadByAmiltonReis.jpg" style="clear: left; display: block; float: left; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Dirt road" height="169" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/64/DirtRoadByAmiltonReis.jpg/300px-DirtRoadByAmiltonReis.jpg" style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; font-size: 0.8em;" title="Dirt road" width="300" /></a><span class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="clear: both; float: left; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; width: 300px;">Dirt road (Photo credit: <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:DirtRoadByAmiltonReis.jpg">Wikipedia</a>)</span></span>Hi, it's me Bubba. I just got done with a really nightmare of a investigation!! You know that movie with that guy that was on that tv show in the early 80's? Well, this kid kept tellin' his mama that he saw some dead people. Well, needless to say that is a case that's right up our dirt road! As soon as they called, I got the ol' Chevy jump-started and hit the road to Bowman, South Carolina. For reasons legal and otherwise, we are not allowed to use the people's real names. We'll just call them "them".<br />
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Well, them was havin' problems with seeing ghosts and hearing things they couldn't or wouldn't understand. They called my pre-paid cell phone and I went out to meet them at the Exxon gas station in beautiful downtown Bowman. What a town! If I didn't love it here it would definitely be a town I would consider livin' in... them girls are big legged if you know what I mean!<br />
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Anyways, I went out to the Bowman Trailer Park and went around the house to smudge some. I took in some of our new equipment. The shades with the built in camera didn't work as good as I thought it would because it was dark and I kept steppin' on things like their dogs! I had to take them off. I went into the little boy's bedroom that kept seein' the dead people. There was automatically a sense of thick air in there. It smelled like roaches, but I just figured it was 'cuz it was a trailer and we all know how easy they can get in a trailer.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HlHimnlxo_w/Ta3tIw_g9FI/AAAAAAAAAJk/knJRZvDlshE/s1600/cartoon+ghost.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" i8="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HlHimnlxo_w/Ta3tIw_g9FI/AAAAAAAAAJk/knJRZvDlshE/s1600/cartoon+ghost.jpg" /></a></div>I smudged in that room and I smudged in the bathroom. It took a while to smudge up the bathroom, so while I was there I sat down to do an evp session. It got real cold where I was sittin' and I'm thinkin' the ghost didn't like it very much! I won't tell you what came up on the evp, but it sounded like a fart!! I don't think it was me... it sounded like a ghost fart. Well, I went back into the living room and sat on the floor and started another evp. That dang ghost said: "We see you!". I didn't heard it until after I listened to the tape afterwards! What a trip! I gave the information to the clients and left.<br />
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<b>It has recently come to my attention that some of you have been doing some unsavory things whilest on your investigations. Home owners have called me up with a few complaints that I'd like to clarify and also set some boundaries on.</b><br />
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<span class="zemanta-img separator zemanta-action-dragged"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Big_League_Chew_bubble_gum.JPG" style="clear: left; display: block; float: left; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Big League Chew Bubble Gum" height="281" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/ca/Big_League_Chew_bubble_gum.JPG/300px-Big_League_Chew_bubble_gum.JPG" style="border: medium none; font-size: 0.8em;" width="300" /></a><span class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; width: 300px;">Image via <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Big_League_Chew_bubble_gum.JPG">Wikipedia</a></span></span><b>1. Do not leave your snack trash in the clients home, I won't name any names but leaving behind bottles of YooHoo and and wads of Big Lead Chew <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubblegum" rel="wikipedia" title="Bubblegum">bubble gum</a> wrappers on the floor is not allowed. It should go without saying, SHOULDN'T IT FREDDIE?</b><br />
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<b>We started seein' dark shadows, or what you call specters?? Well, they was runnin' into that bathroom kinda' like you do with IBS. I wouldn't think a ghost could have irritated bowels, but.. who knows? This dark, sphincter specter kept goin' in real fast, stinkin' up and leaving the bathroom. I checked the toilet after one time and there was a weird smell and somethin' floatin' in the water... I ran outta there faster than Dale Earnhardt in Darlington!!</b><br />
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<i><b>Dear James,<br />
It would helped if you had a good pic of the toilet, but aside from that, we have known specters to hang around toilets. We don't know what the attraction is, but if you leave a magazine in there, chances are I will stay a spell myself, provided the toilet flushes. We can come and conduct an investigation, but this sounds like you can erradicate this ghost yourself. Light a candle, sprinkle some salt around and in the toilet, spirits don't like salt. Have the spirit crossover with a prayer, and sprinkle more salt in the toilet and give her a flush. Let me know if this works. If not we will have Lulu get in touch with ya.<br />
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Well whatever ghost that is there is an intelligent spirit, as I sat down the EMFlyswatter2000 for a bit to go do some evp work and when I returned, there was three dead flies stuck to the EMFlyswatter 2000. I wished I had thought to turn the camera on that EMFlyswatter 2000, but I didn't think the ghost would bother it. After all, it was supposed to fool the ghost. One thing I do know is, the EMFlyswatter may not be able to detect ghosts, but it sure is one helluva flyswatter, worse case scenario, I may market it all the same. Damn.. Ghosts is smart!<br />
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<b>We were contact by Earl Rufus Clemens and his young bride Stella back in 1995 about an old homestead in <a class="zem_slink freebase/en/tennesee" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=36.0,-86.0&spn=3.0,3.0&q=36.0,-86.0%20%28Tennessee%29&t=h" rel="geolocation" title="Tennessee">Tennessee</a>, they had inherited from Stella's grand pa. They moved into the, well, lets say, fixer upper and commenced to having a happy married union. The home was pretty rustic and did not have an indoor bathroom but an outhouse was near by.</b><br />
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<b>Well we came on out and set up our investigation, I spent the entire night in the outhouse trying to substantiate Earl's claims. I must say sitting in an outhouse aint my favorite type of investigation, but at least I didn't have far to go, should nature call. We were able to get a few evps, all of them were strange sounding, none were words. Our candle did flare up a few times, but that was my fault as we did hit up on <a class="zem_slink freebase/en/taco_bell" href="http://www.tacobell.com/" rel="homepage" title="Taco Bell">Taco Bell</a> before going out to the Clemens house. </b><br />
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<b>Then it come, the growl Earl had reported. It was quite a snarl and I'm glad I was in an outhouse and actually sitting on the toilet when it happened. I would have had an accident in my overalls otherwise. We determined after 8 hours of investigating that the outhouse was indeed haunted. Our research turned up that Stellas grandpa actually died in the outhouse, kinda <a class="zem_slink freebase/en/elvis_presley" href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/elvis_presley" rel="rottentomatoes" title="Elvis Presley">Elvis</a> style and so we figured he was the one haunting the little shed.</b><br />
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<b>We told Earl this was an easy fix, he just needed to have the outhouse smudged. Well..Earl called back a few days later saying he'd smudged and what not but the candle was still going out and there was an angry voice that said "git out". We went back to Earl's to see what was up and low and behold, I guess we should've explained to ol' Earl what "smudgin" was. I won't tell you what type of smudgin he did or what gawd awful material he used but let it suffice to say, he used what most of us go to an outhouse for. I expect Stella's grandpa was madder than hell, so we went in with our dried sage and feather and gave the outhouse a smudging proper. We gathered together hand in hand in circle to say a send off prayer. I chose not to hold Earl's hand..he still had his brand of smudge on him...</b><br />
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Please help me ghost questerz! Bubba Galstones<br />
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<i><b>Dear Bubba,</b></i><br />
<i><b> This here is Bubba of RGQ, hey we got the same name? Well aint that weird, but weird is what we here at Ghost Questerz is all about. Anyhoo, we don't investigate animal per se, but we know a feller that is called by some the Goat Whisperer. He can read the minds of Goats so maybe he can tap into whatever is ailing your dog. Let us know and LuLu will set it up. You have to give us some time as the Goat Whisperer is a busy man what with Goat Whisperin. His name is Gene and sometimes he drinks too much but he was able to find a missing goat in only 3 hours once. </b></i>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4937929509341905670.post-56664911151574642142011-03-20T12:11:00.000-07:002011-08-31T19:17:38.801-07:00It came in from the rear...<span class="zemanta-img separator" style="clear: left;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Freddie.gif" style="clear: left; display: block; float: left; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Fred Jones (Scooby-Doo)" height="427" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Freddie.gif" style="border: medium none; font-size: 0.8em;" width="245" /></a><span class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="clear: both; float: left; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; width: 245px;">Image via <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Freddie.gif">Wikipedia</a></span></span><b>Hey this is Phantom flusher <a class="zem_slink" href="http://abc.go.com/primetime/schedule/2005-06/freddie.html" rel="homepage" title="Freddie">Freddie</a></b><br />
<b>We went to McBrickles house this am to follow up on reports about hauntings and I decided to do an initial walkthrough of the premises. So far we've only been getting noises from the back of the house which leads me to believe the ghostly presence may not want to come in through the front door. The house was built in 1907, and supposedly had servants at one time, maybe this was a servant ?</b><br />
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<b>The back door has flung open twice on its own accord and has now slammed shut in my face, what ever presence is in here its a rude one. We're thinking about bringing the dog in to get some feedback and so far we got one evp, but I swear it sounds like a "burp". Maybe <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubba" rel="wikipedia" title="Bubba">Bubba</a> might consider sharing a beer with the specter later. We'll see, Bubba is pretty dang greedy with his suds. More updates as we continue our observations..</b><br />
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<b>It has come to my attention that they is people sayin mess like ghost aint real. What a load for the commode! I have seen them many times, and will be glad to update ghost questerz from time to time. For right now, lets just say I believe what I seen, and I seen what I believe. Not trying to get too deep on your reading audience and what not but ghosts is alive, period.</b><br />
<b>Right now we are workin on some ghost huntin equipment that is meant to look like ordinary objects so as to fool the ghosts into thinking we aint there to bother them we just walking around talking to ourselves. Some of the ones on the table in the "idea" stage are as follows: Flyswat devining rods, tin foil fishing caps (so they and ufo's can't read our mind), chewing tobacco scent cover up, solar powered evp device. We think we got a few big ones there and hope to market them on this site and others.</b><br />
<b>Until our next haint hunt, which is slated to be in Pillsbury landing, Tennessee we bid ya farewell.</b><br />
<b>Bubba ghost butt buster</b><br />
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