Redneck Laughs

Redneck Ride-On Lawn Mower

Billy Bob — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:43:38 +0000

Yet another use for an ATV. An ATV plus a lawn mower = Redneck ride-on mower. It takes two people but half the effort.

Billy Bob — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:38:11 +0000

Don’t you know Pringles scented air increases an engine’s combustion? So next time your air intake hose gets damaged or you just want to improve the performance of your engine, just cut out a piece of that intake house, replace it with a Pringles can, and mend it in there securely with your trusty ole duct tape. Now you know what car tuners are talkin about when they talk about “chip’ing” their engine to improve performance. And here you thought it had something to do with one of them fancy microchips.

Hillbilly House with Rebel Flag

Billy Bob — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:28:21 +0000

In case you weren’t sure if this was a Redneck house, notice the Rebel flag right up in the front center. I’ll bet many nights have been spent out on that porch swattin mosquitos and drinkin beer.

Rednecks Get OWNED by Guy in BMW

Billy Bob — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:11:53 +0000

Two rednecks in a truck get jealous of a guy with a BMW and a girl so they chase after him to taunt him. BIG mistake. Watching them go from tough guys to cry babies is hilarious

Redneck Surfing

Billy Bob — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 14:30:11 +0000

Rednecks don’t live near beaches. But that doesn’t stop them from surfing. All they need is a pond, swamp, or creek, a rope, a surfboard, and a truck!

Redneck Retaliation

Billy Bob — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:02:52 +0000

A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, “I resent that!”

The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redneck.

The redneck looked at him and said, “You stay outta this, I’m talking to the guy on your lap!!!!

Redneck Three Wheeled Go Kart

Billy Bob — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:05:36 +0000

What do you get when you weld together random junk parts to make something fun with a complete lack of concern for safety?… A redneck go kart! This reminds me of the Red Bull Soap Box races I watched in Philadelphia this past weekend. The races definitely have a redneck spirit and are a lot of fun to watch. The soap boxes are homemade, usually reference something sexual or crude, they are raced down huge hills at ridiculous speeds, and the crowd roots for disasterous wipeouts. If it comes to your city, you should definitely check it out!

Redneck Cheater Gets His Car Vandalized

Billy Bob — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:57:23 +0000

A scorned woman vandalizing a cheater’s car is not an extremely rare occurrence, nor is it limited to redneck women. So how can we be so sure this was in fact a redneck woman’s revenge? The crudeness of the message and the horrible mispelling are dead giveaways. There is no doubt this was a redneck couple!

Redneck Double Hulled Littoral Ship

Billy Bob — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:26:28 +0000

Wouldn’t you like to cruise around the shallow seas on this Redneck Double Hulled Littoral Ship?

An Italian, a Mexican, and a Redneck Construction Worker

Billy Bob — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:58:49 +0000

An Italian, a Mexican, and a Redneck construction worker all sat down one day to eat their lunch on top of a building they were working on.

The Italian opens his lunch and looks in and says, “Pastrami again! If I get pastrami one more day, I’m gonna jump off this building.”

The Mexican opens his lunch and says, “Tamales again! If I get tamales one more day, I am gonna jump off this building.”

The Redneck opens his lunch and says, “Peanut butter and jelly again! If I get peanut butter and jelly one more day, I am gonna jump off this building.”

The next day at lunch, the Italian opens his lunch and finds pastrami, so he jumps off the building.

The Mexican opens his lunch and finds tamales, so he jumps off the building.

The Redneck opens his lunch and finds peanut butter and jelly, so he jumps off the building.

Later, at the funeral the Italian’s wife cries out, “I didn’t know he disliked pastrami so much!”

The Mexican’s wife cries out, “I wish I knew he was so sick of tamales!”

The redneck wife says, “Hey, don’t look at me, he always fixed his own lunch!”