rehat minda

Batman, Superman

2009-04-15T09:50:00.001+01:00

Based on a True Incident

What happened @ Bangalore Airport

Special Report!!!

Airport Security : What's your Name?

Passenger : Batman

Airport Security : Your real name please?

Passenger : My name is Bat-Man

Airport Security : Are you trying to be funny? What is your family name?

Passenger : Superman

Airport Security handcuffs him & puts him into a locked security room

Then they checked his Passport...

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Source: e-mail

Hak penjagaan Allah SWT

2009-04-08T16:27:00.001+01:00

Dari Ibnu Abbas r.a berkata: Aku duduk di belakang Nabi SAW. Rasulullah SAW bersabda:

“Aku ajarkan kamu beberapa kalimat. Hendaklah kamu jaga Allah SWT nescaya Allah SWT jaga kamu, sekiranya kamu jaga hak Allah SWT nescaya kamu dapati Allah SWT berada di depanmu, sekiranya ingin meminta apa-apa mintalah dengan Allah SWT, sekiranya kamu mahu minta bantuan, mintalah dengan Allah SWT. Dan ketahuilah bahawa sekiranya umat berhimpun untuk memberi manfaat kepadamu dengan sesuatu, nescaya mereka tidak dapat memberi manfaat kepadamu dengan sesuatu melainkan sekadar yang telah dituliskan oleh Allah bagimu. Dan ketahuilah sekiranya berhimpun umat untuk memudharatkanmu dengan sesuatu, nescaya mereka tidak akan dapat memudharatkanmu melainkan sekadar yang telah ditulis oleh Allah atasmu, pena-pena sudah diangkat, buku-buku sudah kering.”

(Hadis Riwayat Tarmizi)

Sumber; blog MDfarid

Build self confidence in your children

2009-03-24T23:14:00.000+00:00

Three simple ways to build your childs self esteem and confidence. For a happier child and better parent/child relationships.

All Parents want their children to be confident. Reassurance is something we are all aware of as a parental tool to build confidence

, but there are other techniques you can utilize to help build your children’s confidence level. There are three simple, yet very important things to remember:

#1 Praise.

Praise your children daily on a job well done, or a situation you observe them handling appropriately. Let them know that you approve, and why. When your youngest child colors a nice picture and is eager to show it to you, be sure to praise them. But, also be sure to pick out a singular aspect of the picture to comment on. This tells even the youngest of children that you are interested in what they have accomplished. Praise should go beyond your acknowledgement of the piece of art; it should say to the child that you have paid attention to the details in the picture as well. With this method of praising, and singling out particular reasons a child’s confidence can soar.

#2 Reliability and Consistency.

Children of all ages not only want to know, but need to know that they can depend on their parents or guardians to be consistent. If you have set rules for a specific dinnertime, be consistent. Do not let the teenager (or any member) of your household upset a family routine or set rule due to a preference, such as eating at Joe's house at the last minute, or being late for dinner due to a ball game. While there will always be exceptions to this practice, if you are consistent in any given family situation or rule your children will know they can rely on you. Although this strategy might not be popular in your home at first, your family will eventually accept and expect certain rules. They will learn to respect your decisions through your dependability as well. Through the child’s confidence in you his own confidence grows.

#3 Trust

Trust, as we all know is “earned”. You can and should start building trust between you and your children as early as toddler hood. Nothing builds confidence in humans like trust. Be sure to remain consistent (as mentioned above) when you allow your children to venture forth in new areas. It is not always easy for a parent to feel sure of their children’s abilities, albeit a new bike, or riding that bike to the neighborhood store. Start with small and realistic steps that are agreed upon and carried out. Each success is the essential ingredient to building trust between child and parent.

Remember, a confident child is assured in love and patience. A confident child is a happy child.

source; google

Try this

2009-02-13T10:17:00.003+00:00

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking .
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

Think like a wizard . . .

1. man
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board

Ans. = man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

2. stand
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i

Ans. = I understand

OK . . .

Got the drift ?

Let's try a few now and see

how you fare ?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

4.

r
road
a
d

Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?

Redeem yourself.

5. cycle
cycle
cycle

Ans. = tricycle

Not easy to figure out ha!

0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought ! !

7. knee

light

Ans. = neon light

( knee - on - light )

U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

ground
8. ------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

Oh no, not again ! !

9. he's X himself

Ans. = he's by himself

Now u messing up big time.

10. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ! !

11. death ..... life

Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance ............ ......

12. THINK

Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is real fundoo - - -

13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. ..

Ans. = long time no 'C'

source: e-mail
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4 macam alasan dari 4 jenis golongan manusia

2008-11-06T11:05:00.001+00:00

Pada hari Kiamat nanti Allah akan menolak 4 macam alasan dari 4 jenis golongan manusia iaitu:

1) Allah menolak alasan dari orang kaya kalau sekiranya ia berkata,"Kekayaan yang aku cari dengan usaha titik peluh sendiri telah menyibukkan aku sehingga aku tidak sempat melaksanakan amal ibadat dan kebajikan." Firman Allah kepadanya, "Kekayaanmu tidaklah setanding dengan kekayaan Nabi Sulaiman tetapi dia sedikit pun tidak lalai dan lupa dari mengingati Aku."

2) Allah menolak alasan dari hamba sahaya sekiranya ia berkata, "Aku adalah seorang hamba dan sentiasa terikat kepada suruhan yang menjadikan aku tidak bebas. Oleh sebab itu aku tidak berpeluang untuk beribadat kepada-Mu." Firman Allah kepadanya, "Utusan-Ku Nabi Yusuf juga pernah menjadi hamba tetapi tidak pula ia leka dari mengerjakan ibadatnya kepadaKu."

3) Allah menolak alasan dari orang miskin sekiranya ia berkata, "Kemiskinan dan kekurangan yang kami miliki inilah yang menyebabkan kami tidak berpeluang untuk beribadat kepada-Mu." Firman Allah kepadanya, "Kemiskinan yang kamu rasai tidaklah sebagaimana miskinnya seorang utusanKu iaitu Nabi Isa a.s dan ia tidaklah pula mengabaikan tanggungjawabnya kepada-Ku."

4) Allah menolak alasan dari orang yang sedang menderita sakit sekiranya ia berkata, "Penyakit inilah yang menghalang aku dari melakukan sujud kepada-Mu. Firman Allah kepadanya, "Penyakitmu tidaklah seteruk seperti apa yang dialami oleh hamba-Ku yang mulia iaitu Nabi Ayub a.s. tetapi lidah dan hatinya sedikitpun tidak berhenti dari menyebutkan akan nama-Ku."

source; di adaptasi daripada emel

Mengharap pada Yang Satu

2008-11-02T10:01:00.001+00:00

I asked for strength..and Allah gave me difficulties to make me strong..
I asked for wisdom..and Allah gave me problems to solve..
I asked for courage..and Allah gave me obstacles to overcome..
I asked for love..and Allah gave me troubled people to help..
I asked for favors..and Allah gave me opportunities..
Maybe I received nothing I wanted....
But I received everything I needed...

Source; Nurraz

Surat dari iblis

2008-10-26T01:40:00.000+01:00

( Surat ini akan membuat anda benar-benar berfikir)

(Sebenarnya surat ini hampir membuatku gila saat aku membacanya, tapi

aku harus forwardnya kerna catatan kecil dibawahnya)

************ ********* ********* **********

SURAT DARI SETAN UNTUK MU

Aku melihatmu kemarin, saat engkau memulai aktiviti harianmu.

Kau bangun tanpa sujud mengerjakan subuhmu

Bahkan kemudian, kau juga tidak mengucapkan "Bismillah" sebelum memulai santapanmu, juga tidak sempat mengerjakan shalat Isha sebelum berangkat ketempat tidurmu

Kau benar2 orang yang bersyukur, Aku menyukainya

Aku tak dapat mengungkapkan betapa senangnya aku melihatmu tidak merubah cara hidupmu.

Hai Bodoh, Kamu millikku.

Ingat, kau dan aku sudah bertahun-tahun bersama,

dan aku masih belum bisa benar2 mencintaimu .

Malah aku masih membencimu, karena aku benci Allah.

Aku hanya menggunakanmu untuk membalas dendamku kepada Allah.

Dia sudah mencampakkan aku dari surga, dan aku akan tetap memanfaatkanmu sepanjang masa untuk mebalaskannya

Kau lihat, ALLAH MENYAYANGIMU dan dia masih memiliki rencana-rencana untukmu dihari depan.

Tapi kau sudah menyerahkan hidupmu padaku,

dan aku akan membuat kehidupanmu seperti neraka.

Sehingga kita bisa bersama dua kali dan ini akan menyakiti hati ALLAH

Aku benar-benar berterima kasih padamu, karena aku sudah menunjukkan kepada NYA siapa yang menjadi pengatur dalam hidupmu dalam masa2 yang kita jalani

Kita nonton filem 'porno' bersama, memaki orang, mencuri, berbohong, munafik, makan sekenyang-kenyangya , bergosip, manghakimi orang, menghujam orang dari belakang, tidak hormat pada orang tua ,

Tidak menghargai Masjid, berperilaku buruk.

TENTUNYA kau tak ingin meninggalkan ini begitu saja.

Ayuhlah, Hai Bodoh, kita terbakar bersama, selamanya.

Aku masih memiliki rencana2 hangat untuk kita.

Ini hanya merupakansurat penghargaanku untuk mu.

Aku ingin mengucapkan 'TERIMA KASIH' kerana sudah mengizinkanku

memanfaatkan hampir semua masa hidupmu.

Kamu memang sangat mudah dibodohi, aku menertawakanmu.

Saat kau tergoda berbuat dosa kamu menghadiahkan tawa.

Dosa sudah mulai mewarnai hidupmu..

Kamu sudah 20 tahun lebih tua, dan sekarang aku perlu darah muda.

Jadi, pergi dan lanjutkanlah mengajarkan orang-orang muda bagaimana berbuat dosa.

Yang perlu kau lakukan adalah merokok, mabuk-mabukan, berbohong, berjudi, bergosip, dan hiduplah se ego mungkin.

Lakukan semua ini di depan anak-anak dan mereka akan menirunya.

Begitulah anak-anak .

Baiklah, aku persilakan kau bergerak sekarang.

Aku akan kembali beberapa detik lagi untuk menggoda mu lagi.

Jika kau cukup cerdas, kau akan lari sembunyi, dan bertaubat atas dosa-dosamu.

Dan hidup untuk Allah dengan sisa umurmu yang tinggal sedikit.

Memperingati orang bukan tabiatku, tapi diusiamu sekarang dan tetap melakukan dosa, sepertinya memang agak aneh.

Jangan salah sangka, aku masih tetap membencimu.

Hanya saja kau harus menjadi orng tolol yang lebih baik dimata ALLAH.

Catatan : Jika kau benar2 menyayangiku , kau tak akan memberi surat ini dengan siapapun

Source; bulletin board friendster

Menanti di alam barzakh

2008-09-21T04:14:00.003+01:00

(lirik nasyid)

ku merintih aku menangis

ku meratap, aku mengharap... .

ku meminta dihidupkan semula

agar dapat ku kembali ke dunia nyata

perjalanan rohku melengkapi fitrah kembara

singgah di rahim bonda

sebelum menjejak ke dunia

menanti di barzakh

sebelum berangkat ke mahsyar

diperhitung amalan

penentu syurga atau sebaliknya.. ..

tanah yang basah bewarna merah

semerah mawar dan juga rindu...

tujuh langkah pun baru berlalu

seusai talkin bernada syahdu

tenang dan damai dipusaraku

nisan batu menjadi tugu..

namun tak siapa pun tahu

resah penantianku. .

terbangkitnya aku dari sebuah kematian

seakan ku dengar tangis mereka yang ku tinggalkan

kehidupan di sini bukan suatu khayalan

tetapi ia sebenar kejadian

kembali roh kembali. kembalilah ke dalam diri

sendirian sendiri, sendiri bertemankan sepi

hanya kain putih yang membaluti tubuhku

terbujur dan kaku

jasad di dalam keranda kayu

ajal yang datang di muka pintu

tiada siapa yanag memberitahu

tiada siapa pun dapat hindari

tiada siapa yang terkecuali

lemah jemari nafas terhenti

tidak tergambar sakitnya mati

cukup sekali tak sanggup untuk ku mengulangi

jantung berdegup kencang

menantikan malaikat datang

mengigil ketakutan

gelap pekat di pandangan

selama ini diceritakan

kini aku merasakan

di alam barzakh jasad dikebumikan. ...

SESUNGGUHNYA MATI ITU AMATLAH BENAR.....

Source; perkongsian melalui emel

Ramadhan

2008-09-09T12:26:00.000+01:00

As I look searchingly into the sky
I look for a sign from Allah the most high
People think I'm crazy sitting in this cold
But I quest for something more precious than gold

For mankind this sign represents something great
but for the rejected one, it fills him with hate
Suddenly out of the darkness the moon does appear
the whole world rejoices 'Ramadan is here'

During Ramadan the shaytan is in chains
and Allah's mercy for a month reigns
The doors of heaven are open wide
begging for mankind to enter and abide

So often in Hadith we are reminded and told
that rewards are multiplied by many a fold
In this month do good deeds and read Quran
spend your time wisely and learn Islam

After all these years I have made up my mind
the right path and salvation I wish to find
To Allah's will I will surrender at last,
enshallah, Allah will forgive my past

Forgive-all those sins too good it sounds
but Allah's mercy knows no bounds
With sins stacked like mountains so high
will be forgiven within a blink of an eye

This Ramadan my heart and soul are alive
ready to change and ready to strive,
No more will the shaytan hold me back
in the worship of my Lord nothing will lack

Together lets make the decision to change
our priorities in this life lets re-arrange
This life on Earth is short and fast
but the life in the hereafter will forever last

Ironically this life for us holds much value
when the next life is the one thats true
To make effort on Dunya we never tire
but will it take us to paradise or hell fire?

This month will give a fresh perspective
on the way we ought to and the way we live
With Zikr and prayer lets increase our Iman
Join me and together lets celebrate Ramadan

With Ramadan here the changes begin,
Firstly walking away from a life of sin
The shackles of sin I have worn so long
Now caste away to the righteous I belong

The seeker finds and mercy does shower
On lail-a-tul Qadr - the night of Power
The Quran came down on this blessed night
A guidance for mankind an illuminating light

From the depth of your Soul please pray
as Duas are accepted and sins wiped away
Ask with a clean heart is all Allah requires
and ask for whatever good the soul desires

Listen to the Quran every night in Tarawih
Ah.. Allah's words what spiritual ecstasy
It cools your heart and calms your soul
So with crystal clear vision perceive your goal

For this goodness to last there is a price
For the Deen of truth you need sacrifice
To toss aside Dunya you hold so dear
Nothing but Allah will you ever fear.

Tossing and turning through every night
the demon called Dunya you need to fight
the demon called nafs you need to tame
because struggling to surrender is your ultimate aim

Etikaf is a another gift that Allah sent
The Last ten days in His path spent
in the Mosque in the presence of your Lord
doing Zikr, Talawat or Salah at your own accord

These days to Allah you must also dedicate
then disbelief and ignorance your will hate
The Quran and Sunnah will be your guide
Only then faith in your heart will reside.

Beginning this Ramadan lets make amends
Study and practice until our life ends
Everything but our deeds we leave behind
this is the truth to which we were blind

Our cars, wealth and house on earth will stay
our actions are the companions on that day
when your breath expires so does hope
so hold on firmly to Allah's rope

There is great wisdom in this rhyme
Its dedicated to me before its my time
for these changes my soul does yearn
this Ramadan enshallah its my turn

By Zahid bin Ghulam

source; blog kak pah

Rehatkan minda

2008-08-27T07:46:00.000+01:00

Di sebuah kg ada 3 org remaja yg suka lepak. Sorang tu nama dia Ali,sorang
tu Budin dan sorang lagi Ciko. Aktiviti seharian depa ni menyebabkan tok imam
tak senang duduk. Pd satu hari tok imam tu dtg dg niat nak tarbiyah depa ni.

Maka berlakulah bbrp insiden cabar-mencabar. Tok imam tu cabar si mangkuk 3
ekor tu ke surau waktu Maghrib nnt.

Si Alipun berkata, "Tok imam ingat kami ni jahil sangat ke? Takpa, nnt kami
buktikan yg kami bkn la jahil sgt spt yg disangkakan" .

Maka apb hampir masuk waktu Maghrib pegilah malaun 3 ekor tu kesurau.

Tok imam pun suruh Ali azan. Tanpa berlengah terus je Ali azan, "Allah
Ta'ala... Allah Ta'ala..." Dg segera tok imam merampas mikrofon drp Ali &
menyuruh tok bilal azan semula. Terselah kejahilan Ali.

Selepas iqamat, masa nak sembahyang tok imam pun mengangkat takbiratul
ihram. Tok imam pun satu hal, angkat sekali x khusyuk, angkat 2x pun x
khusyuk jgk lg..

Masuk je kali ketiga, Budin panggil tok imam. "Tok,tokduduk kat belakang,
biar saya jadi imam." Tok imam punundur le ke belakang.

Budin pun angkat le takbiratul ihram. "Allahu akbar!" Maka para makmum pun
ikut angkat takbiratul ihram & memulakan solat. Tiba2 je si Budin ni pusing
ke belakang dan berkata, "Aa, tengok! Sekali jee tokkkk!!"

Lalubatallah solat Budin. Yg lain2 pun ikut berenti sambil ketawaterbhk2.

Tok imam pun mintak pulak si Ciko jadi imam. Si Ciko pun terus ke depan jadi
imam solat tersebut bermula dari takbir sampai le habis sembahyang. Siap dg
wirid2nya sekali. Punyalah respek tok imam kat si Ciko niii...

Lepas solat, tok imam pun puji-memuji leee si Ciko ni... Tapi dgn bongkaknye
si Ciko berkata,

"He hee, itu belum ambil wuduk lagi tu.Kalau tak, lagi dassat aku semayang.
He heee..."

Tok imam pun terkedu & terpana...

source: e-mail

KALAU TAK SUKA PULANGKAN

2008-08-20T00:50:00.000+01:00

Harimau yang beriman

2008-08-15T12:43:00.002+01:00

""Alkisah... .. Seorang lelaki islam ponteng sembahyang Jumaat. Sebaliknya dia masuk hutan untuk memburu ayam hutan. Sedang dia terhendap2 di dalam semak, tiba2 dia berlanggar dengan seekor HARIMAU yang sedang lena tidur.

Dia begitu terkejut sehingga senapangnya tercampak lalu tergelungsur ke dalam jurang. Dia pula tergolek ke arah lain, jatuh ke atas batu dan KRAKKKK! Kedua2 kakinya patah. Jangan risau .. ini bukanlah berita buruk ok. Ada lagi .. Berita buruknya adalah HARIMAU tadi terus menghambatnya, sedangkan dia dah tak boleh bergerak lagi.

"Ya Allah," doa lelaki tersebut,"Ampunilah dosaku kerana ponteng sembahyang jumaat berjemaah pada hari Jumaat yang mulia ini ..

Ampunilah aku ya Allah ..makbulkan hajat ku ini .. jadikanlah HARIMAU yang memburuku HARIMAU yang beriman .. tolong ya Allah! Aminnn.."

Tiba2 guruh berdentum! HARIMAU tadi tiba2 terhenti betul2 di hadapan lelaki tadi.

Harimau itu bertukar menjadi seekor harimau yang beriman dan bersopan santun.

Sambil menadah kedua2 kaki depannya ke langit ..

HARIMAU tersebut pun berdoa...

"Allahumma barik lana, fima razaktana, wa qina azzabbannar. Aminnnnn.... ........ "

source: e-mail

Beza 1 Ringgit dan 50 Ringgit

2008-08-13T11:04:00.003+01:00

Really meaningful jokes..
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Duit seringgit telah bertemu dengan lima puluh ringgit
"Oit, lama tak nampak, mana ko pergi?"
Lima puluh menjawab " Aku pergi merata tempat. Pergi stadium tgk bola,
Naik STAR Cruise, gi KK naik AirAsia, lepak One Utama, konsert AF,
M'sian Idol.. tempat2 cam tuh lah. Eh, ko camner lak?"

Duit singgit menjawab perlahan seraya menunduk,
"Hmm..biasa lah.. Balik-balik tempat yg sama…………'SURAU…., MASJID……., SURAU………"

source; e-mail

Man Dol yg bijak

2008-08-12T21:47:00.003+01:00

PART I
Cikgu Berahim sedang mengendali kelasnya dalam aktiviti sukan di padang sekolah. Seperti biasa, Cikgu Berahim akan menyuruh murid²nya melakukan regangan otot. Tiba di satu bahagian, dimana murid² baring dan mengangkat kaki lalu menggerakkannya seperti sedang mengayuh basikal. Cikgu Berahim asyik memerhati seorang muridnya yang pada mulanya menggerakkan kakinya tiba² memberhentikan kakinya. Lalu Cikgu Berahim menyergah muridnya yang bernama Man Dol.

"Woiiii Man, apa sebab kau berhenti ni hah".
"Oh Cikgu Berahim, basikal saya tengah turun bukit Cikgu, sebab tu saya berhenti.Takkan nak kayuh jugak.

PART II
Waktu sekolah telah tamat.sebelum keluar kelas, Cikgu Berahim telah bertanya kpd murid²nya.
Cikgu : Siapa nak masuk/pergi syurga? Semua murid mengangkat tangan kecuali Man Dol lalu Cikgu Berahim pun bertanya,
Cikgu : Man, kenapa awak tak nak pergi/masuk syurga?
Man : Mak saya kata lepas habis sekolah, terus balik rumah.. jangan pergi mana-mana.

PART III
Cikgu Berahim sedang mengajar Bahasa Melayu dalam kelas 1 Mawar...
Cikgu : Man, boleh kamu buat ayat dengan menggunakan perkataan tepong?
Man : Itu senang saja cikgu.. ayatnya ialah..... emak sedang membuat kek didapur.
Cikgu : Mana tepungnya??
Man : Tepong kan ke dalam kek tu.... Cikgu nie tak sekolah ke hape??

PART IV
Seperti biasa, Cikgu Berahim nie mengajar pelajar di Sekolah Agama. Cikgu Berahim mengajar budak tahun satu. Pada hari tersebut, beliau mengajar bab"cara berwudhuk"Selepas mengajar, beliau (Cikgu) selalu meminta muridnya bertanyakan soalan jika terdapat kemusykilan.
Cikgu : Ada sesiapa hendak bertanyakan soalan? Tiba² seorang anak muridnye mengangkat tangan, nama murid tu adalah Man Dol. Man : Ada Cikgu. saya ada satu kemusykilan. Boleh tak kita ambil wudhuk dua kali?
Cikgu : Boleh, tapi kenapa sampai dua kali ambil wudhuk?
Man : Saya ambil dua kali sebab kalau saya terkentut, wudhuk lagi satu tu boleh buat spare part!
Cikgu : Allahhuakbarr! !!

PART V
Cikgu Berahim: Joe, cuba terangkan apakah tugas akar pokok pisang?
Joe : Untuk mencari makanan, Cikgu
Cikgu Berahim: Bagus! Sekarang giliran Wati pulak. Apakah tugas batang pokok pisang?
Wati : Untuk membawa makanan yang dicari akarnya, Cikgu
Cikgu Berahim: Bagus! Sekarang giliran Man Dol pula. Apakah tugas daun pisang?
Man Dol :untuk membungkus nasi lemak, Cikgu...
Cikgu Berahim: uii... lagi bagus.... berdiri atas meja sampai habis kelas..

source: e-mail

Amazing Illusion ever!

2008-08-12T20:17:00.006+01:00

Is This Possible??

Are the purple lines straight or bent?

Do you see gray areas in between the squares?
Now where did they come from?

You should see a man's face and also a word...

Hint: Try tilting your head to the right, the world begins with 'L'

If you take a look at the following picture , let me tell you .... it is not animated. Your eyes are making it move. To test this, stare at one spot for a couple seconds and everything will stop moving. Or loo k at the black center of each circle and it will stop moving. But move your eyes to the next black center and the previous will move after you take your eyes away from it.... Weird

Source: e-mail

Apa bayi buat dalam perut?

2008-08-12T03:22:00.001+01:00

(temuramah secara maya)

Sebenarnya ada dua soalan, apa bayi buat dalam perut dan apa korang buat dalam dunia ni...Untuk mengetahui apa yang bayi buat dalam perut, kita tanya seorang ibu (kononnya) yang di beri izin oleh Allah untuk bercakap dengan bayinya….

BERCAKAP DENGAN BAYI:

Ibu: Apa kabar kau?

Bayi: Kabar baik aku.

Ibu: Apa kau buat kat dalam tu?

Bayi:Aku duk pusing2 sambil makan2.

Ibu: Ada apa kat dalam?

Bayi: Tak nampak apa2, gelap tapi nyaman, tidak sejuk dan panas, sambil makan2. Aku selesa di sini.

Ibu: Apa kau makan kat dalam tu?

Bayi:Makanan yang dihantar melalui tali pusat.

Ibu: Oh..Itu darah haid…agaknya.

Bayi: Apa itu darah haid.?

Ibu:.. kalau ibu cakap pun kau bukannya paham..

Bayi: Cakap je lah..

Ibu: Perempuan kalau tidak beranak keluar darah haid, tapi bila dah mengandung darah haid dah takde, Allah tukar jadi makanan bayi ..ibu rasalah…agaknya.

Bayi: Tak faham aku..

Ibu: Kang ibu dah cakap….

Bayi: Tapi aku tak sedap hatilah, aku makin hari makin sukar bergerak, ada benda2 tak berguna keluar dari badan aku dan menganggu aku.

Ibu: Patutlah kau duduk terajang-terajang, rupa2nya kau tak bebas bergerak..Itu adalah tangan dan kaki kau, kau tak perlukan kat dalam tu tapi bila kau keluar kau sangat2 perlukan tangan dan kaki kau tu..

Bayi: Ah taknaklah saya, baik saya gunakan zat tu untuk besarkan tali pusat. Boleh makan banyak sikit.

Ibu: Jangan begitu anakku, bila kau lahir nanti takkan ade doctor boleh cipta kaki untuk kau, kau akan cacat selama-lamanya…kau tak boleh naik basikal

Bayi: Basikal tu apa?

Ibu:Itu adalah salah satu nikmat dunia, bila sampai masa nanti kau akan kena keluar dari perut mak, kau akan menagis terkejut…

Bayi: Baiklah mak…tapi saya tak takut kerana tuhan dah bagitau bila saya keluar nanti ada malaikat jaga saya.

Ibu: Malaikat?, Siapa nama malaikt tu…?

Tuhan kata panggilah dia: BONDA.

Tammat…

Sekarang korang ikuti temubual aku bersama makhluk ‘engkau’…

BERCAKAP DENGAN ENGKAU:

Aku: Apa kabar kau?

Engkau: Kabar baik aku.

Aku: Apa kau buat kat dunia ni?

Engkau:Aku duk pusing2 sambil cari makan..

Aku: Apa yang kau makan?

Engkau:yang halal. Macam2 ada: nasi ayam, nasi itik. Nasi goreng kampong…

Aku: Oh..Itu makanan dari tanah.Akhirat nanti makan dari khazanah Allah..

Engkau:: Apa itu khazanah Allah..

Aku:.. kalau aku cakap pun kau bukanya paham..

Engkau:: Cakap je lah..

Aku: Khazanah Allah ,makan dlm shurga kau niat je terus muncul, macam magik ler...

Engkau:: Tak faham aku..

Aku: Kang aku dah cakap….

Engkau: Tapi aku tak sedap hatilah ramai pendaqwah ganggu aku, mintak aku bagi masa dengar ceramah, tak bebas aku dibuatnya…

Aku: Patutlah kau lari2, rupa2nya kau rasa tak bebas bergerak. Diorang tu mintak masa supaya akhirat nanti kau tak rugi…bila kau tak solat, akhirat nanti takde kepala, kau tau?

Engkau:: ye ke ni,,,Ah taknaklah aku, baik aku gunakan masa tu untuk besarkan pernigaan aku. Boleh makan banyak sikit.

Aku: Janganlah begitu engkau…, bila kau dah jadi mayat nanti takkan ade org boleh tolong kau dalam kubur, padang mahshar, titi sirat…tak dapat shafaat nabi.

Engkau:: Shafaat tu ape?

Aku; Itu adalah salah satu nikmat akhirat, Nabi bagi kat org yg ikut sunnah dia...bila sampai masa nanti kau akan akan jadi mayat, baru kau tau...kau akan menangis terkejut…

Engkau: ah..mulalah nak daqwah aku tu.... aku sibuklah nak baca blog engkau ni baik aku pergi besar kan ‘tali pusat’ aku….

Sigh out….

Disini solat, puasa, haji memang tak nampak manfaat, tapi korang akan dapat manfaatnya disana, akhirat yang kekal abadi…macam bayi, dalam rahim tangan, kaki, mana ada manfaat, bila dah beranak kalau cacat, cacat selama-lamanya, tali pusat yang paling sedap dalam perut mak kita jika bagi kat korang sekarang, muntah bueekkk, korang…tapi manusia hari ini sibuk besarkan ‘tali pusat’ hingga lupa pada perintah Allah…nauzubillah…

Ps: Hari2 dalam surat khabar cerita pasal mayat bayi dan mayat bapak budak ditemui di sana-sini….mayat kita juga akan di jumpai seseorang…

source: blog kereta mayat

Untukmu sahabatku

2008-07-24T15:49:00.002+01:00

"Apabila seseorang melukakan hati kita, catatkan ia di atas pasir supaya ia akan terkambus apabila ditiup angin kemaafan. Tetapi apabila seseorang itu membuat kebaikan kepada kita, nukilkannya di atas batu supaya angin kemarahan tidak mampu memadamkannya."

source; klinik ummi (Dipetik dari Mastika-Ogos 2008 m/s 29)

Apakah Membaca Al-Quran Bermanfaat Tanpa Tahu Maknanya?

2008-07-23T08:18:00.002+01:00

This is a beautiful story. May our hearts open by it.

Why do we read Quran, even if we can't understand a single Arabic word?

An old man lived on a farm in the mountains of eastern Kentucky with his young grandson. Each morning Grandpa was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading his Qur'an. His grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to imitate him in every way he could.

One day the grandson asked, 'Grandpa! I try to read the Qur'an just like you but I don't understand it, and what I do understand I forget as soon as I close the book. What good does reading the Qur'an do?' The Grandfather quietly turned from putting coal in the stove and replied, 'Take this coal basket down to the river and bring me back a basket of water.'

The boy did as he was told, but all the water leaked out before he got back to the house. The grandfather laughed and said, 'You'll have to move a little faster next time,' and sent him back to the river with the basket to try again. This time the boy ran faster, but again the basket was empty before he returned home. Out of breath, he told his grandfather that it was impossible to carry water in a basket, and he went to get a bucket instead. The old man said, 'I don't want a bucket of water; I want a basket of water. You're just not trying hard enough,' and he went out the door to watch the boy try again.

At this point, the boy knew it was impossible, but he wanted to show his grandfather that even if he ran as fast as he could, the water would leak out before he got back to the house. The boy again dipped the basket into river and ran hard, but when he reached his grandfather the basket was again empty. Out of breath, he said, 'See Grandpa, it's useless!' 'So you think it is useless?' The old man said, 'Look at the basket.'

The boy looked at the basket and for the first time realized that the basket was different. It had been transformed from a dirty old coal basket and was now clean, inside and out.

'Son, that's what happens when you read the Qur'an. You might not understand or remember everything, but when you read it, you will be changed, inside and out. That is the work of Allah in our lives.'

source; buletin papisma terengganu

90/10 Principle

2008-07-15T11:18:00.003+01:00

It will change your life (at least the way you react to situations).

What is this principle?

10% of life is made up of what happens to you. 90% of life is decided by how you react. What does this mean?

We really have no control over 10% of what happens to us. We cannot stop the car from breaking down. The plane will be late arriving, which throws our whole schedule off. A driver may cut us off in traffic. We have no control over this 10%. The other 90% is different. You determine the other 90%. How? ……….By your reaction. You cannot control a red light. but you can control your reaction. Don't let people fool you; YOU can control how you react.

Let's use an example. You are eating breakfast with your family. Your daughter knocks over a cup of coffee onto your business shirt. You have no control over what just happened. What happens next will be determined by how you react. You curse. You harshly scold your daughter for knocking the cup over. She breaks down in tears. After scolding her, you turn to your spouse and criticize her for placing the cup too close to the edge of the table. A short verbal battle follows. You storm upstairs and change your shirt. Back downstairs, you find your daughter has been too busy crying to finish breakfast and get ready for school. She misses the bus. Your spouse must leave immediately for work. You rush to the car and drive your daughter to school. Because you are late, you drive 40 miles an hour in a 30 mph speed limit.

After a 15-minute delay and throwing $60 traffic fine away, you arrive at school. Your daughter runs into the building without saying goodbye. After arriving at the office 20 minutes late, you find you forgot your briefcase. Your day has started terrible. As it continues, it seems to get worse and worse.

You look forward to coming home. When you arrive home, you find small wedge in your relationship with your spouse and daughter. Why? …. Because of how you reacted in the morning. Why did you have a bad day? A) Did the coffee cause it? B) Did your daughter cause it? C) Did the policeman cause it? D) Did you cause it? The answer is “D". You had no control over what happened with the coffee. How you reacted in those 5 seconds is what caused your bad day.

Here is what could have and should have happened. Coffee splashes over you. Your daughter is about to cry. You gently say, "Its ok honey, you just need to be more careful next time". Grabbing a towel you rush upstairs. After grabbing a new shirt and your briefcase, you come back down in time to look through the window and see your child getting on the bus. She turns and waves. You arrive 5 minutes early and cheerfully greet the staff. Your boss comments on how good the day you are having.

Notice the difference? Two different scenarios. Both started the same. Both ended different. Why? Because of how you REACTED. You really do not have any control over 10% of what happens. The other 90% was determined by your reaction. Here are some ways to apply the 90/10 principle. If someone says something negative about you, don't be a sponge. Let the attack roll off like water on glass. You don't have to let the negative comment affect you! React properly and it will not ruin your day. A wrong reaction could result in losing a friend, being fired, getting stressed out etc.

How do you react if someone cuts you off in traffic? Do you lose your temper? Pound on the steering wheel? A friend of mine had the steering wheel fall off) Do you curse? Does your blood pressure skyrocket? Do you try and bump them? WHO CARES if you arrive ten seconds later at work? Why let the cars ruin your drive? Remember the 90/10 principle, and do not worry about it. You are told you lost your job. Why lose sleep and get irritated? It will work out. Use your worrying energy and time into finding another job. The plane is late; it is going to mangle your schedule for the day. Why take outpour frustration on the flight attendant? She has no control over what is going on. Use your time to study, get to know the other passenger. Why get stressed out? It will just make things worse.

Now you know the 90-10 principle. Apply it and you will be amazed at the results. You will lose nothing if you try it. The 90-10 principle is incredible. Very few know and apply this principle. The result? Millions of people are suffering from undeserved stress, trials, problems and heartache. We all must understand and apply the 90/10 principle. It CAN change your life!!! Enjoy….

source; e-mail

What the World Eats

2008-07-11T14:39:00.008+01:00

Germany : The Melander family of Bargteheide

Food expenditure for one week : 375.39 Euros or $500.07
Favorite foods: fried potatoes with onions, bacon and herring, fried noodles with eggs and cheese, pizza, vanilla pudding

United States : The Revis family of North Carolina

Food expenditure for one week : $341.98
Favorite foods : spaghetti, potatoes, sesame chicken

Japan : The Ukita family of Kodaira City

Food expenditure for one week : 37,699 Yen or $317.25
Favorite foods : sashimi, fruit, cake, potato chips

Italy : The Manzo family of Sicily Food expenditure for one week : 214.36 Euros or $260.11
Favorite foods: fish, pasta with ragu, hot dogs, frozen fish sticks

Great Britain : The Bainton family of Cllingbourne Ducis

Food expenditure for one week : 155.54 British Pounds or $253.15
Favorite foods: avocado, mayonnaise sandwich, prawn cocktail, chocolate fudge cake with cream

Kuwait : The Al Haggan family of Kuwait City

Food expenditure for one week : 63.63 dinar or $221.45

Family recipe: Chicken biryani with basmati rice

Mexico : The Casales family of Cuernavaca

Food expenditure for one week : 1,862.78 Mexican Pesos or $189.09
Favorite foods: pizza, crab, pasta, chicken

China : The Dong family of Beijing Food expenditure for one week : 1,233.76 Yuan or $155.06
Favorite foods: fried shredded pork with sweet and sour sauce

Poland : The Sobczynscy family of Konstancin-Jeziorna

Food expenditure for one week : 582.48 Zlotys or $151.27

Family recipe : Pig's knuckles with carrots, celery and parsnips

United States : The Caven family of California

Food expenditure for one week : $159.18

Favorite foods: beef stew, berry yogurt sundae, clam chowder, ice cream

Egypt : The Ahmed family of CairoFood expenditure for one week : 387.85 Egyptian Pounds or $68.53
Family recipe: Okra and mutton

Mongolia : The Batsuuri family of Ulaanbaatar

Food expenditure for one week: 41,985.85 togrogs or $40.02

Family recipe : Mutton dumplings

Ecuador : The Ayme family of Tingo

Food expenditure for one week : $31.55

Family recipe: Potato soup with cabbage

Bhutan : The Namgay family of Shingkhey Village

Food expenditure for one week : 224.93 ngultrum or $5.03

Family recipe: Mushroom, cheese and pork

Chad : The Aboubakar family of Breidjing Camp

Food expenditure for one week : 685 CFA Francs or $1.23

Favorite foods : soup with fresh sheep meat

Source; E-mail

CAKE BABIES - UNBELIEVABLE!

2008-07-09T10:51:00.004+01:00

These babies are made of cake icing , but who could take a bite? THIS WOMAN IS DEFINITELY TALENTED....

Marzipan Babies
Thought you'd be as fascinated with these as I. These are made with marzipan....really unbelievable! Every detail is amazing, and they look VERY real.

Marzipan is Almond paste: a sweet paste made of ground almonds and sugar, often with egg whites or yolks, used as a layer in cakes or molded into ornamental shapes.

source; dipetik daripada emel

Ketam cina vs ketam melayu

2008-03-28T23:46:00.002+00:00

Seorang suri rumah pergi ke kedai hendak membeli ketam.

Suri rumah : Apek, ada jual ketam ka?

Penjual : Ada... lu mau ketam melayu ke, ketam cina?

Suri rumah : Aik.. Ketam pun ada melayu cina ka?

Penjual : Ketam melayu dalam bakul terbuka... Ketam cina dalam bakul tertutup.

Suri rumah : Apasal itu macam apek?

Penjual : Ketam cina.. seekor panjat...yang lain tengok & belajar macam mana mau panjat..
Suri rumah: Ketam melayu?

Penjual : Ketam melayu.. seekor panjat...yang lain tarik turun.. last2 tak sapa boleh panjat...

Suri rumah : Oooo,... Itu macam ka...

Penjual : Lu mau ketam mana????

Hmmm.... Ketam mana ya?

Relax sekejap

2008-03-08T10:25:00.001+00:00

Pak Lah and Samy Vellu were in a helicopter looking down Kuala Lumpur. Pak Lah said, "Samy, if I throw two RM100 notes down, two people will be happy."

Not wanting to be outdone, Samy said, "If I throw 200 RM1 notes, 200 people will be happy."

The pilot heard the conversation and said, "If I throw the two of you down, 27 million Malaysians will be happy."

- from malaysiakini

Special dedication to all Kelantanese

2008-03-08T02:25:00.000+00:00

Salam,

100 fakta Kelantan
100 bakal mengubah Malaysia

17 tahun bukan waktu yang pendek
17 tahun juga bukan waktu yang panjang
Tetapi 17 tahun cukup untuk mencipta 100 fakta Bukti kewibawaan
Islam agama
memerintah Mentadbir dan membangun negara

17 tahun rekod mentadbir negeri tanpa rasuah, tuan-tuan
Di zaman manusia sanggup apa saja untuk hidup senang
Menipu mencuri merasuah membunuh memurtad sekalipun
Zaman materialisme hiburan gila-gila di kemuncak ini
Di Kelantan kerajaannya bersih rasuah dan kroni
Di Kelantan tiada judi untuk mempersia-sia ikhtiar manusia
Di Kelantan tiada nite-club untuk menghina wanita
Di Kelantan kadar jenayah paling rendah
Di Kelantan aktiviti ekonominya di tangan Islam

100 fakta Kelantan
100 bakal mengubah Malaysia
Kerja lima hari seminggu di Kelantanlah bermula
Cuti bersalin 60 hari di Kelantanlah bermula
Insurans kematian untuk seluruh rakyat warga emas juga
Di Kelantan bermulanya -Takaful Kifalah

100 fakta Kelantan
100 bakal mengubah Malaysia
Di Kota Bharu pasar basah paling besar dan cantik
3000 wanita berniaga semuanya santun menutup aurat
Dinamakan nama isteri Rasulullah, Siti Khadijah

Di Kelantan ekonomi riba tidak diiktiraf
Biar kita rugi, kata Tok Guru, asalkan tidak dimarah Tuhan
Tetapi mereka tak rugi, kerana mengumpul wang dan harta
Nak senang sementara di dunia bukan tujuan.
Tujuan ialah mengumpul pahala untuk bahagia abadi di syurga
Bagi mereka akhirat adalah nyata

100 fakta Kelantan
100 bakal mengubah Malaysia
Di Kelantan tuan-tuan, menteri besarnya seorang Tok Guru
Tiap-tiap pagi menjadi imam subuh dan memberi tazkirah
Tiap-tiap pagi sebeleum ke pejabat

18 tahun masih tinggal di rumah kampung berkembar masjid
Tak ada pagar tak ada pengawal tak ada orang gaji pun
Siapa-siapa boleh masuk dan berjumpa
Dia seorang yang warak dan zuhud
Gaji tiap bulan dipotong 45 peratus untuk parti dan kerajaan
Sejak dulu, elaun rumah tak pernah ambil, elaun keraian tak pernah
ambil
Elaun buka puasa tak pernah ambil, elaun hari raya pun tak pernah
ambil
Dan tangannya sentiasa ringan memberi sedekah
Itulah Menteri Besar Kelantan
Baru-baru ini BPR datang ke pejabatnya
Bukan kerana dia rasuah, tetapi kerana dia
Tak buat report ada orang cuba beri dia rasuah

100 fakta Kelantan
100 bakal mengubah Malaysia
Waktu mula-mula dulu mereka kata tiga bulan saja
Kerajaan PAS akan bangkrap tak ada duit nak perintah negeri
Kemudian tambah sedikit 6 bulan, kemudian jadi setahun
Sekarang 18 tahun dan ekonomi Kelantan semakin segar
Walau diskriminasi kerajaan pusat bermacam helah
Ditakut-takutkan dan dihalang pelaburan
Namun 17 tahun tanpa riba tanpa rasuah tanpa maksiat
Ekonomi Kelantan meningkat mengatasi lima negeri lain
Dulu nombor dua termiskin sekarang nombor enam di Malaysia
Dan di Kelantan tuan-tuan, tak ada tol,
nampak maupun tidak harga barangan dan makanan pun kekal murah
dan harga nikah pun masih murah

100 fakta Kelantan
100 bakal mengubah Malaysia
Belajarlah daripada Kelantan tuan-tuan
Belajarlah daripada Tok Guru
Belajarlah berfikir sebagai insan merdeka
Bebaskan minda, bebaskan minda!

**dipetik daripada satu emel sahabat

Bapa2 Malaysia

2008-03-06T13:12:00.003+00:00

1. Tunku Abdul Rahman - Bapa Kemerdekaan

2. Tun Abdul Razak - Bapa Pembangunan

3. Tun Hussein Onn - Bapa Perpaduan

4. Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohammad - Bapa Pemodenan

5. Dato' Seri Abdullah bin Haji Ahmad Badawi -

Bapa Mertua Khairy