tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23435655215953750372024-11-01T21:56:17.522+11:00WE MAKE YOUR SPECIAL OCCASIONS EVEN MORE SPECIAL!lizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03479338727592561986noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2343565521595375037.post-47371046265572765522010-02-24T10:21:00.009+11:002010-07-09T10:47:48.498+10:00<strike><strike><strike><strike><strike><strike><strike><strike><strike><strike></strike></strike></strike></strike></strike></strike></strike></strike></strike></strike><br /> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /> <br /> OUR MENU<br /> <br /> <b><b>Starters</b><br /> <br /> Onion Pakoda/ Cauliflower Pakoda<br /> Tandoori chicken<br /> <br /> <b>Main</b><br /> <br /> Vegetable Biryani/Vegetable Pulav/ Fried Rice<br /> Goat Biryani/ Lamb Biryani<br /> Chappathi/Naan<br /> Vegetable Kurma/ Chicken Kurma<br /> Brinjal Curry/ Onion Raita<br /> Potato Peas poriyal/ Beans carrot poriyal/Cauliflower Manchurian<br /> Chicken Fry<br /> <br /> <b>Desserts</b><br /> <br /> Payasam/ Badam kheer/Gulab Jamoon<br /> </b><br /> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------lizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03479338727592561986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2343565521595375037.post-61340743509557076662009-12-07T10:47:00.002+11:002010-07-19T09:57:06.375+10:00This was forwarded to me by e mail and I do not know the author of this precious creation to give the credit but still I want you to enjoy!<br /> Here you go!<br /> <br /> Wonderfully described definitions. ...... <br /> <br /> definition of cigarette<br /> CIGARETTE:<br /> A pinch of tobacco<br /> rolled in paper<br /> with fire at one end<br /> and a fool at the other!<br /> <br /> <br /> definition of marriage<br /> MARRIAGE:<br /> It's an agreement<br /> wherein<br /> a man loses his bachelor degree<br /> and a woman gains her master<br /> <br /> <br /> definition of lecture<br /> LECTURE:<br /> An art of transmitting Information<br /> from the notes of the lecturer<br /> to the notes of students<br /> without passing through the minds<br /> of either<br /> <br /> <br /> definition of conference<br /> CONFERENCE:<br /> The confusion of one man<br /> multiplied by the<br /> number present<br /> <br /> <br /> definition of compromise<br /> COMPROMISE:<br /> The art of dividing<br /> a cake in such a way that<br /> everybody believes<br /> he got the biggest piece<br /> <br /> <br /> definition of TEARS<br /> TEARS:<br /> The hydraulic force by which<br /> masculine will power is<br /> defeated by feminine water-power!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> definition of dictionary<br /> DICTIONARY:<br /> A place where divorce comes<br /> before marriage<br /> <br /> <br /> definition of conference room<br /> CONFERENCE ROOM:<br /> A place where everybody talks,<br /> nobody listens<br /> and everybody disagrees later on<br /> <br /> <br /> definition of ecstasy<br /> ECSTASY:<br /> A feeling when you feel<br /> you are going to feel<br /> a feeling<br /> you have never felt before<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> definition of classic<br /> CLASSIC:<br /> A book<br /> which people praise,<br /> but never read<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> definition of smile<br /> SMILE:<br /> A curve<br /> that can set<br /> a lot of things straight!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> definition of office<br /> OFFICE:<br /> A place<br /> where you can relax<br /> after your strenuous<br /> home life<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> definition of yawn<br /> YAWN:<br /> The only time<br /> when some married men<br /> ever get to open<br /> their mouth<br /> <br /> <br /> finition of etc<br /> ETC:<br /> A sign<br /> to make others believe<br /> that you know<br /> more than<br /> you actually do<br /> <br /> <br /> definition of committee<br /> COMMITTEE:<br /> Individuals<br /> who can do<br /> nothing individually<br /> and sit to decide<br /> that nothing can be done<br /> together<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> definition of experience<br /> EXPERIENCE:<br /> The name<br /> men give<br /> to their<br /> Mistakes<br /> <br /> <br /> definition of atom bomb<br /> ATOM BOMB:<br /> An invention<br /> to bring an end<br /> to all<br /> inventions<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> definition of philosopher<br /> PHILOSOPHER:<br /> A fool<br /> who torments himself<br /> during life,<br /> to be spoken of<br /> when dead<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> definition of diplomat<br /> DIPLOMAT:<br /> A person<br /> who tells you<br /> to go to hell<br /> in such a way<br /> that you actually look forward<br /> to the trip<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> definition of opportunist<br /> OPPORTUNIST:<br /> A person<br /> who starts taking bath<br /> if he<br /> accidentally falls<br /> into a river<br /> <br /> <br /> definition of optimist<br /> OPTIMIST:<br /> A person<br /> who while falling<br /> from EIFFEL TOWER<br /> says in midway<br /> "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> definition of pessimist<br /> PESSIMIST:<br /> A person<br /> who says that<br /> O is the last letter<br /> in ZERO,<br /> Instead of the first letter<br /> in OPPORTUNITY<br /> <br /> <br /> definition of miser<br /> MISER:<br /> A person<br /> who lives poor<br /> so that<br /> he can die RICH!<br /> <br /> <br /> definition of father<br /> FATHER:<br /> A banker<br /> provided by<br /> nature<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> definition of criminal<br /> CRIMINAL:<br /> A guy<br /> no different<br /> from the other,<br /> unless he gets caught<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> definition of boss<br /> BOSS:<br /> Someone<br /> who is early<br /> when you are late<br /> and late<br /> when you are early<br /> <br /> <br /> definition of politician<br /> POLITICIAN:<br /> One who<br /> shakes your hand<br /> before elections<br /> and your Confidence<br /> Later<br /> <br /> definition of doctor<br /> DOCTOR:<br /> A person<br /> who kills<br /> your ills<br /> by pills,<br /> and kills you<br /> by his bills!lizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03479338727592561986noreply@blogger.com0