Rephrazer

The Three Little Pigs

2011-12-14T20:55:00.000-08:00

Something a little different:

I don't think I have ever posted a video on this blog before, but when I saw this masterful Rephrazing of the story The Three Little Pigs, I couldn't resist. Enjoy!

The True Story of the Three Little Pigs

I Was Born With A Plastic Spoon In My Mouth

2011-12-12T14:12:00.000-08:00

I was parturitated with a polystyrene ladle in my embouchement.

~The Who, Substitute

Who Are You: The Life Of Pete Townshend

What a Wonderful World

2011-12-12T13:52:00.000-08:00

I see topiaries of verdigris...
Rubicund roses conjointly...
I descry their efflorescence...
For me and for you...
And I surmise to myself...
What a pulchritudinous world.

~Louis Armstrong Louis Armstrong, In His Own Words: Selected Writings

Those Are My Beliefs. If You Don't Like Them, I Have Others. - Groucho Marx

2011-12-06T15:51:00.000-08:00

Those are my axioms. If you repudiate them I'll procure surrogates. The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx

Easier to Ask Forgiveness Than Ask for Permission

2011-11-04T09:52:00.000-07:00

If is more wieldy to beg exculpation than it is to requisition imprimatur.

The Writing Is On The Wall

2011-11-02T22:50:00.000-07:00

The dissertation is on the parapet. Graffiti World (Updated Edition): Street Art from Five Continents

Obsolete Words

2011-07-29T09:43:00.000-07:00

Check out this fun blog by The Scribbler. He digs up old fossils of lexemes and adages and gives definitions.

Obsolete Word of the Day

Totally cool... I mean... unmitigatedly gelid!

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As a Member

2011-07-22T07:30:00.000-07:00

I abjure amalgamating with any sodality that would acquiesce me as a consort.

The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

2011-07-17T07:30:00.000-07:00

Ruminate convivially, stay hale, succumb nevertheless.

Instant Bargains: 600+ Ways to Shrink Your Grocery Bills and Eat Well for Less

Sometimes You're the Windshield, Sometimes You're the Bug

2011-07-15T09:15:00.000-07:00

Sporadically you're the automobile's fenestration, sporadically you're the cootie.

Sometimes you're the windshield

One should always play fair when one has the winning cards.

2011-07-15T07:30:00.000-07:00

If you possess the predominant cards, vie equitably.

The Works of Oscar Wilde (Volume 3); House of Pomegranates. the Happy Prince, and Other Tales

Knowledge Talks, Wisdom Listens

2011-07-13T10:05:00.000-07:00

Erudition allocutes, acumen auscultates

Experience Hendrix: The Best Of Jimi Hendrix

Lettin' the Cat Out of the Bag is a Whole Lot Easier Than Puttin' It Back

2011-07-10T12:45:00.000-07:00

Extricating the malkin from the haversack is copiously more facile than incarcerating it again.

Rogers-isms, the Cowboy Philosopher on the Peace Conference

If You Find Yourself In a Hole, Stop Digging

2011-07-05T09:10:00.000-07:00

If you secern that you are interpolated in a foramen, abnegate burrowing.

First Rule Of Holes if you're in one, stop digging - Refrigerator Magnets 7x2 in

Always Drink Upstream From the Herd

2011-07-04T08:00:00.000-07:00

In perpetuum, tipple upstream from the bevy.

Always Drink Upstream from the Herd

There are Two Theories to Arguing With a Woman, Neither Works

2011-07-03T17:29:00.000-07:00

There are a dichotomy of modus operandi regarding pettifogging with muliebrity, neither avails.

WAR OF WORDS: WOMEN AND MEN ARGUING

Never Miss a Good Chance to Shut Up

2011-07-02T07:30:00.000-07:00

Never vilipend a good conjuncture to squelch yourself

Never miss a good chance to shut up - Refrigerator Magnets 7x2 in

Never Kick a Cow Chip On a Hot Day

2011-07-01T07:30:00.000-07:00

Never calcitrate bovine plop on a recalescent day.

Purt' Near 100 Uses for a Texas Cow Chip

Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco

2011-06-30T07:30:00.000-07:00

Never percuss a man who's manducating snuff.

Nicotine Rage: A Guide to Quitting Chewing Tobacco

Never Squat While Wearing Your Spurs

2011-06-29T07:30:00.000-07:00

Never scrootch while accoutered with goads.

Rogers Isms The Cowboy Philosopher on The Peace Conference

Scared Half to Death

2011-06-20T23:51:00.000-07:00

Consternated to a bifurcation of exanimation.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Mug

Like a Chicken with the Head Cut Off

2011-06-19T07:30:00.000-07:00

Like a pullet with the capitulum decollated.

The Overworked American: The Unexpected Decline Of Leisure

Living On Borrowed Time

2011-06-18T20:55:00.000-07:00

Being zoetic on a pilfered interval

Living On Borrowed Time

Loose Lips Sink Ships

2011-06-17T07:30:00.000-07:00

Flaccid flanges demit brigantines.

Loose Lips Might Sink Ships USA Military Vintage Poster

Discretion Is the Better Part of Valor

2011-06-15T07:30:00.000-07:00

Acumen is the preponderant part of intrepidity.

The Better Part of Valor: A Story of the Alamo