REPO's Rants

Michael Vick.... again

2011-06-29T18:47:00.000-07:00

I can't believe I have to mention this guy's name again, but really.... Subway names Michael Vick "Sportsman of the Year" at the BET Awards? There were four other finalists, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Carmelo Anthony and Derrick Rose that were more deserving. Hey, I know that some people still don't like Kobe Bryant, but he would be a better choice. Even Lebron James who acted like a baby because he lost the finals would have been a better choice. What's wrong with people?

Here's the definition of a "sportsman": a person who exhibits qualities of fairness, respect for his opponent, and grace in winning and defeat.   I guess this definition only applied to his "professional" sport of football, but his side profession of dog fighting, which many consider a sport, he failed on all counts.

•    He has no fairness pitting (sorry all you great Pits) dogs against each other, especially when dogs are specifically trained and raised as bait dogs.
•    He has no respect for his opponent, he ENJOYED DOG FIGHTING!
•    He has no graciousness in defeat because if a dog lost he would kill it, electrocute it and toss is in the garbage
•    Maybe he had graciousness in winning, but to celebrate that your dog won a battle against another dog while people cheered them on? Disgusting.

I know there are many that say this man has paid his debt to society and us animals and activists need to get over it and move on. I think we could if he wasn't winning "Sportsman of the Year" awards, being selected as spokesperson for the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) and praised as a human being who now desires a dog. He needs to just play football, be thankful that he can and go away.

Please don't make me talk about him every again.

Don't Give this Guy a Dog

2010-12-15T18:58:00.000-08:00

I'm watching the nightly news (yes, I like to stay up to date on current events) and Michael Vick says he is ready to have a dog. In case you don't know who this dog killer is, well, he's a dog killer and was banned from ever having a dog again.

Here's Vick putting on that pathetic face about how sad it is that his daughters can't have a dog and how it would help his "rehabilitation" if he could have a dog. He's miss having a dog. Excuse me while I throw up my kibble. His rehabilitation? What about those poor dogs you tortured and killed. How's their rehab going?

I'm sorry, there are those that think this guy has done his time and we should let him move on. I'm not one of them. Shame on any rescue that would adopt a dog to this man. Shame on the HSUS for having him speak on their behalf.

This stuff really pisses me off.

Buy a Calendar, Help some of my buddies

2010-12-03T12:38:00.000-08:00

I know I'm always ranting about crap, but this is a good thing and you can help some of my friends. Please purchase an Angels in Fur 2011 Calendar. It's only $19.95, great gift for dog lovers, (sorry there aren't no kitties in this calendar) and half of the proceeds go to the rescue. They get $10 from each calendar to help more dogs (again sorry, no cats). Just click here. Calendars are made locally so you will get them soon.

Side note: The reason I keep mentioning "no cats" is if you look closely at my right eye, you will see a perfect impression of a cat's nail in my eye. I got swatted by a cat who connected with my eyeball and I had to have surgery to repair my retina.... I'm not bitter....much, but felines and I aren't really friends.

Enough about me, just buy a calendar. You're going to need one for next year for all of your hot dates and appointments!!!!

BUY NOW

Michael Vick does not speak for me.

2010-11-26T14:08:00.000-08:00

As a dog, I am horrified that someone would make me fight with another dog strictly for their enjoyment. I'm terrified at the thought of being electrocuted or strangled just because I lost a fight. It's incomprehensible that the person who did these barbaric actions is now a "spokesman" for the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS).

Michael Vick, the dog killer who reportedly "enjoyed placing family pets in the ring with fighting pit bulls and then laughed as dogs ripped each other apart", is now working with Wayne Pacella, president of HSUS. Pacella states that Vick is "not a spokesman" for HSUS or their anti-dogfighting campaign and has no particular designation or title but Vick is going around with HSUS to talk about the evils of dog fighting. This is like sending a pedophile to a boy scout meeting to tell them about the evils of child abuse.

Really? I'm so pissed that an organization that is supposed to reduce the suffering and improve the lives of animals think that Michael Vick is good representative for us. My Foster Mom and I watched 20/20 this week and saw both of these men interviewed. Vick stands up on a stage and tells kids dog fighting is evil and don't do it. What I would like to see, is him surrounded on stage by pit bulls, better yet, some of his abused pit bulls and see how he interacts with them. I don't think he would be able to stand there and convince the dogs that he was a changed person. We dogs are very intuitive and know when someone is afraid or trying to harm us. We aren't falling for the "new Michael Vick." Give us dogs a chance to see if he's changed. If he passes our sniff test, then maybe we would accept him. I'm all for that forgiveness, redemption bullshit, but I need to be sure this "human" deserves it.

Please post on Wayne Pacella FB a message to let him know how you feel.

Also, why in the hell does Ed Boks still have a blog and writing about Dogs?

Results of REPO'S Casting Call

2010-11-13T12:41:00.000-08:00

Well, I'm sure you read my previous post about my surprise trip to the Natural Balance Casting Call? If not, read below.

Remember how the woman handler freaked out that I was going to attack this Jack Russell? I am not the violent type, I will pee on you before I bite you, plus many of my teeth had been pulled from the awful breeder I came from so I'm not much of a threat. I have my four canine teeth but all those cute little teeth in front were pulled. The last time I went after a dog, I ended up with a ball of Lhasa Apso hair in my mouth.

See the teeth picture? My FM (foster mom) found it (there was only one, she decided to photo two different views) on the floor and the best she can deduce is that it was knocked loose after me being slammed into the deck's sidewalk on Monday. Really? I go to a casting call, get banged around and loose a tooth? That's bullshit. If I had any teeth I would go back and bite that lady, but if I ever see her again, I'm peeing on her handbag.

Remember people, when you yank on a dog's leash take into consideration two things; (1) your strength (2) the weight of the dog. A "tug" would have been in order, not a decathlon type throw.

REPO's First Casting Call

2010-11-08T19:35:00.000-08:00

So my foster mom (FM) got this email from Natural Balance saying they were looking for dogs for their Rose Bowl Float. How cool would that be of me on a float? I could pee everywhere. So today we went and I was dressed up in my best clothes, the tuxedo. We signed in and they asked whether I would be trying out for the "Dock Dive" or the "Skimboard" event? WTF??? Foster mom said, "Neither, he will just be using his good looks today." So they escorted us in where we lined up for the "Dock Dive." The room was filled with dogs everywhere and a 9' x 21' pool.

The owners would throw some toy out in the water and the dog was supposed to jump in and see how far they went. Ok? I've never chased a toy in my life so the idea of me jumping off a deck into water for a toy is just ridiculous. But good ole FM wasn't going to give up now. So she escorted me to the stairs near the pool and tried to get me to go after a treat. REALLY? How do you think that went?

As we got back up on the deck, the handler thought I was going after the Jack Russell who was on the deck too. She grabbed my leash and swung me back and I slammed into the side of the ramp. You could hear this thud. FM was pissed and very concerned about me and decided that my day of competing was over. The handler felt really bad and kept asking if I wanted to give it another try? What another try at jumping off a deck into water or being slammed against the board? No, thanks.

So we grabbed our Natural Balance Bag of goodies and were ready to leave, when a guy from a TV station asked if we could come back so they could film me. I'm always up for any type of photography. I ate some treats, had my wet tuxedo back on and looked adorable for the camera. They are doing a documentary called the "World Heaviest Float" which will air in December on KTLA (channel 5). I will keep you posted for my TV debut.

I'm excited but could have done without all the drama.

REPO's Casting Call

2010-11-08T19:34:00.000-08:00

Where's my Mommy???

2010-10-29T15:40:00.000-07:00

I miss my foster mom so much. She's in Denver now with her daughter and checking out whether she want to move there or not. I want nothing but the best for her, but me, Spencer Ricardo, Princess and Tulip will miss her so much. She gets back in town soon and will tell us whether she's moving or not. If she does, I'm going to hide in a box so I can go with her.

Help us Find Some New Homes

2010-10-19T10:52:00.000-07:00

We are so sad, but our Foster Mommy is going to move out of state and we all need to find forever homes or new fosters. We are great dogs who get along. Me, REPO, I'm just so friggin awesome it's ridiculous. Even my knucklehead buddy Spencer Ricardo is a good guy, who has his quirks, but doesn't have a mean bone in his body. Princess P, is so loving, personally it kind of sickens me, but people just eat it up. She will be your loyal subject (get it? Princess reference) and become attached to your lap. Let my foster mom know if you can help out. I mean we don't have to worry about being dumped at the pound or anything, but we would like to help our great foster mom out who has always been there for her. Now we need to be there for her. We love her and she loves us...

www.aifdogrescue.com

Dieting for Dogs

2010-10-17T21:53:00.000-07:00

I went to the vet this last Friday and had a rather unpleasant experience.... Apparently I'm overweight. I know my foster mom calls me piglet, but she says it with so much love, how did I know she was speaking the truth? The vet says I need to lose 2lbs. Obesity in animals is a serious problem. When was the last time you saw a skinny pug? Fat dogs are more at risk in surgery, more prone to injury, and have more stress on heart, lungs, liver, kidneys, and joints. I know my foster mom ain't as thin as she was when I first met her. She always says, "How do dogs get fat? It's not like I'm not the one giving them their food." That is exactly the problem. If you put it in my dish, I will eat it. There's no stopping me. In my dish, in my mouth. So it's not like I don't want to take some responsibility for my problem, but it's really you, the dog owners that makes us poor creatures fat. So what can be done? Stick to amount recommended and use a measuring cup not your "hand." I need more exercise and longer walks. Don't be a sucker for my cute looks, just say no to me. Trust me, if I could control your food intake and make you healthier, I would do it in a heart beat. Please do it for me.

Please Spay & Neuter

2010-10-12T09:54:00.000-07:00

These four mutts are angry that people continue to dump dogs off at the shelter for the lamest of reasons and have no regard to the pain & depression that an older dog goes through here. All of these artists have come to AIF through the shelter system. Some have been in and out of this prison more than once. They know the fear that permeates up and down the dog runs as
another is taken out of the cage. Are they getting adopted, euthanized or are they just going for a walk? They want to draw attention that shelter dogs are the best dogs in the world. They are loyal, strong, faithful and forever grateful for the love they receive. Save our families. Stay tuned to see the amazing artwork produced by these mutts and others for Angels in Fur Dog Rescue.

Tulip, REPO, Spencer Ricardo & Princess

People! You've Got to do Better

2010-10-09T18:41:00.000-07:00

My Foster mom was at the shelter today and these two teenage boys brought in a dog they found at a park. This 5 month old mastiff/staffi pup was emaciated weighing only 17.2. She could barely stand. The Vet techs gave her IV, food, water and are treating her. Hopefully, she can be saved. Hey, people, if you want a dog... feed them!!!! Love them. All this poor girl had on her was a flea collar. Really, that's what the stupid owners were concerned about with her, fleas? This crap really pisses me off. People, you've got to do better.

Who I am and why I'm ranting

2010-10-07T17:36:00.000-07:00

I'm a four year old mini pinscher who was rescued from the Pasadena shelter in 2008. They had me next to the cutest dog in the world and everyone was going gaga over this pretty boy mutt. I think he was some kind of cocker spaniel but even a dead rat next to me would have out shined me. I was a mess. My skin was dry and flaking, my ears didn't stand up, I had my four canine teeth removed, just got neutered and I had this overall strange smell. Somehow, it was my lucky day and before I knew it, I was scooting out of the shelter and going home with this nice lady. My name is REPO (notice that it's spelled with all caps) and was at last away from the Pet Mental Hospital. Yeah, that's what us canines and felines call the shelter. It's cuckoo's nest for animals. Not that the Pasadena Shelter is a bad shelter, it's actually very nice and the people there really try hard to find us good homes, it's definitely one of the better shelters, but still it was a tiny cage next to some CUTE dog. Yeah, I'm free.

So what's it like for a shelter or rescue dog the first few days? Your heading is spinning because although you think you are safe, you're still not sure. What is the person going to do with you? Are you staying with them or are you just passing through. Are they going to feed me, are they going to be nice? You never know, but you hope and pray that you luck out when you finally leave the shelter. I know others (yes, dogs) have told me, they would rather stay at the shelter than end up tethered outside in the heat and never have any human contact. I'll tell you more about my life as my blog goes on, but I'm happy and safe and loved. Not much more a dog could ask for. Like I said, I am opinionated and have much to say about people that dump their animals at the shelter, the shelter system, rescues and people that say they are rescues and just want your money and how you can help.

I've got lots of great friends I tell you about, especially the three knuckleheads I live with. My foster mom, JJ, is a sucker for every fur ball she sees and has lots of photos of us. She's a very good photographer and volunteers at the shelter so I hear her yammering away about that place alot. Thanks for taking the time to read my blog, come back soon, I've got more to say. I haven't even started ranting yet. Paws out (you know like, Peace Out)

Yeah, I have humans that dress me up. I look like a friggin sherpa.