Research and Musings

The mad scientist at work

2012-02-03T08:19:00.001-05:00

The mad scientist at work
Originally uploaded by flakingnapstich

The mad scientist at work

Caleb enjoying a piece of the gigantic gingerbread man he made at a birthday party.

2012-01-23T06:35:00.001-05:00

Caleb enjoying a piece of the gigantic gingerbread man he made at a birthday party.
Originally uploaded by flakingnapstich

Breakfast of champions. Caleb enjoying a piece of the gigantic gingerbread man he made at a birthday party.

"Mommy, Daddy. You're my friends. I love you."

2012-01-22T17:07:00.001-05:00

"Mommy, Daddy. You're my friends. I love you."
Originally uploaded by flakingnapstich

"Mommy, Daddy. You're my friends. I love you."

I got a haircut? Inconceivable!

2012-01-22T17:05:00.001-05:00

I got a haircut? Inconceivable!
Originally uploaded by flakingnapstich

I got a haircut? Inconceivable!

This purse is a rump. Your argument is invalid.

2012-01-21T19:06:00.001-05:00

This purse is a rump. Your argument is invalid.
Originally uploaded by flakingnapstich

This purse is a rump. Your argument is invalid.

Caleb in Dad's old cowboy shirt

2012-01-21T18:53:00.001-05:00

Caleb in Dad's old cowboy shirt
Originally uploaded by flakingnapstich

Caleb in Dad's old cowboy shirt

Caleb and his silly hat.

2012-01-14T09:02:00.001-05:00

Caleb and his silly hat.
Originally uploaded by flakingnapstich

Caleb and his silly hat.

Iranian Naan

2012-01-12T22:30:00.002-05:00

Persian / Iranian Naan

During this past holiday season a friend asked me to bake Iranian style Naan. This is something she enjoys but has difficulty finding. Iranian Naan, as described by her, is thinner and crispier than the naan Americans are likely to find in Indian restaurants or the supermarket. Being inclined towards experimentation I took this as a worthy challenge. She made it easy though by providing me with a recipe that even included pictures of how the naan should look at each step. The recipe she found was Persian Naan: Easy Flatbreads at plant-powered.com.

There was just one problem with the recipe, it required a bread maker. Fortunately it was pretty easy for me to gauge what needed to change, and given my friend's review of the results I apparently got it right. Below is my modified recipe for those who don't have a bread maker. I made a few other adjustments, chiefly in the size of the dough pieces you're working with. I found dividing the dough into the 4 pieces recommended by plant-powered.com resulted in a piece of naan that, thinned to the right thickness, draped over the edges of my pizza stone.

Shaping Notes

The key to getting the naan nice and crispy is to pound it thin and punch it even thinner with your finger tips. Experienced bread makers will have the instinct to flour their hands while working the bread. This is not what you want to do with this dough. You want to keep your fingertips damp. I dipped them in a bowl of water while pounding the naan with my fingertips. You want to see knuckle marks and finger holes in the finished product. Try stretching it over your knuckles. If you don't make it thin enough you get fluffy Indian Naan. If you make it too thin you get crackers. Both are still tasty. Check out the article Persian Naan: Easy Flatbreads for pictures of each step of the kneading process.

I baked the naan on a pizza stone that had been in the oven while it came up to temperature. A cast iron skillet or even a non-stick cookie sheet will work as well. If desperate you can even use the cardboard from a frozen pizza. This bread is too thin to put directly on the metal rack of the oven.

Ingredients:

2 cups warm water. A bit cooler than you. 80 to 90 degrees Fahrenheit or 26 to 32 degrees Celsius
3 cups whole wheat flour
2 to 3 cups bread flour
1 TBS kosher salt
2 1/4 teaspoon active dry yeast or 3 teaspoons of instant yeast

Directions (Can be done with a stand mixer with a dough hook):

Combine the yeast in a large bowl with the warm water. Let it sit for 5 to 15 minutes to hydrate.
Add 1 cup whole wheat flour and the salt. Mix with a spoon or spatula.
Add the rest of the whole wheat flour and stir until well blended.
Add bread flour until it's difficult to stir by hand.
Turn out onto a floured surface and knead in bread flour until the dough is no longer tacky and is fairly smooth.
Put the bowl in a warm place under a damp towel until doubled. About 2 to 3 hours.
Put the pizza stone or cast iron skillet in the oven and preheat to 500 degrees Fahrenheit (260 degrees Celsius)
Punch the dough to deflate it. Turn it out onto a floured surface and divide it into baseball or cricket ball sized pieces. You should get 6 to 8 pieces out of the recipe.
Take each piece and flatten it. Stretch it over your knuckles. Drape it onto a floured surface and, with damp fingers, pat it with your fingertips to make it even flatter. You want a few holes here and there. You want to leave your finger prints. Check out the article Persian Naan: Easy Flatbreads for pictures of each step of the kneading process. The end result will be irregularly shaped, roughly 6 inches by 18 inches or 15 by 40 centimeters. Getting it nice and thin is mre important than the surface area.
Place the dough on the pizza stone (or whatever you're using) in the oven.
Bake for 9 minutes. Prepare the next piece of dough while you're waiting.
Remove from the oven and cool on a wire rack. You can wrap the naan in a towel before serving.

Serving ideas:

Use to scoop up lentil puree.
Cover with jam or jelly and eat as breakfast.
Dip in stew to soak up broth.
Toast and serve with a bit of butter.

Variations:

Omit the whole wheat flour and replace it with all purpose or bread flour.
Use 5 to 6 cups of all purpose flour instead of the other flours.
Replace the whole wheat flour with rye flour.
Dust the naan with toasted sesame seeds just before baking.
Dust the naan with a cinnamon and sugar blend for a sweet breakfast treat.

A very lonely Christmas tree

2012-01-03T18:01:00.001-05:00

A very lonely Christmas tree
Originally uploaded by flakingnapstich

A very lonely Christmas tree

Better than Mittens

2011-12-29T18:37:00.001-05:00

Better than Mittens
Originally uploaded by flakingnapstich

WTF Fundamentalist and Comments

2011-12-21T11:44:00.000-05:00

Claim your controversial video is a bastion of free speech allowing anyone to comment on it. Disable comments.

Keith Ward covered up a murder

2011-11-18T16:11:00.001-05:00

Theologian Keith Ward has confessed to helping cover up a murder.

Theologian Keith Ward saw his father kill a man.

my father worked as a double-agent for MI6 and the KGB during the “Cold War”. He told me this on his death-bed, in view of the fact that I had once seen him kill a man. The Section of which he was a member was disbanded and all record of it expunged, and all those who knew that he was a member of it had long since died. This is certainly a factual claim. If true, he certainly knew that it was true. I reasonably believe that it is true. But there is absolutely no way of empirically verifying or falsifying it. QED.

He doesn't say how much time elapsed between witnessing the murder and the alleged death bed confession. How long did he conceal the murder before getting this "explanation?" Why in God's name should we trust a man who gleefully helps his father conceal a murder with no apparent explanation, keeping the secret until his father has passed away and offered an evidence free, hand waving excuse of "Oh, I was in the MI6, so it's OK."

Ward offers no evidence that his father actually worked for the MI6, The complete lack of evidence beyond his father's word is the POINT of the haphazard philosophical point he's trying to make in the linked content.

Under the law, helping a murderer cover up a murder makes you culpable.

Whose murder is Keith Ward keeping secret? Was an innocent man accused, imprisoned or executed for the crime? Keith Ward must put a very low value on human life if he considers his father committing murder to be nothing more than fodder for a philosophical debate.

Of course, we have only Ward's word that the murder and the deathbed confession happened in the first place. Is Ward basing his argument son a chain of lies, or did he really confess to helping his father literally get away with murder?

Penn State students are morons

2011-11-18T10:29:00.001-05:00

From: http://imgur.com/5ajpQ

From: http://imgur.com/gallery/QYnG8

Even the old Penn State mascot knows something is wrong.

Penn State is messed up

2011-11-14T16:10:00.001-05:00

Penn State is where the students riot to DEFEND pedophilia

It seems Penn State students think it's OK to rape kids as long as you win football games.

So much for the idealism of youth.

I wonder how many of the pedophiles behind bars went to Penn State. That would be an interesting study.

Is Yahoo spamming your facebook wall with links to the articles you've read?

2011-11-07T15:45:00.002-05:00

Yahoo recently rolled out a bit of malware that spams your Facebook wall with every damn story you read on yahoo news. If it were a Russian hacker pulling this stunt law enforcement would get involved, but because it's Yahoo you just get to be annoyed. You can't even disable this spam for within the Facebook interface. Like all malware vendors, Yahoo has tried to obfuscate how to remove their garbage.

Here's how to turn it the hell off.

Log into Facebook.
Go to news.yahoo.com.
Look at the right hand edge of the page. You'll see a section titled "You on Yahoo News". If you don't see it go back to Facebook and follow one of the spam links the bastard posted to your wall.
Click the arrow next to "Social" and set your status to "Off."
Click the arrow next to "Your Activity" and delete all of the articles that show up in the listing.
Click on "Options" and select "Remove this Experience."
The whiny little b**ch will ask you to confirm that you want to remove it. Click "Remove" again.
Next, use a text editor to open C:\Windows\System32\Drivers\ETC\hosts
Add the following line to the bottom of the file and save the changes:
127.0.0.1 news.yahoo.com

Repeat those last two steps on every Windows computer you encounter.
Finally, the next time you click a link to a news story on Facebook, and you get told that you need to allow the web site hosting the story some kind of access to your Facebook profile to continue, close the page and move on with life.

Observation

2011-10-31T13:30:00.002-05:00

If the Christian Right put as much effort into helping the poor as they do into oppressing homosexuals and controlling women, the welfare state would dissolve as there would be no one left to help.

Mississippi about to pown the populace

2011-10-17T11:22:00.003-05:00

The Mississippi "life begins at fertilization" amendment is a very clever ploy. If it passes, it will mean most forms of birth control, such as the pill and IUD will be illegal, as they prevent the implantation of fertilized eggs. It means any woman who is on the "wrong" side of a political or religious debate can be dragged into jail on suspicion of murder if anyone suspects she might have had a miscarriage. Teetotalers will be able to jail anyone who drinks or is suspected of drinking while pregnant, especially if they go on to have a miscarriage. Pregnancies resulting from incest or rape will have to be carried to term, as aborting them would, under the state constitution, be murder. This isn't just an effective tool for controlling and manipulating women. If a man is giving you grief, all you have to do is use the threat of jailing his wife, sister, daughter or other friend or relative as leverage to shut him up. Even proving her innocence will result in a humiliating set of medical exams and detailed examination of her medical history. It's pretty much an all-in-one political trump card for the people in power. This is one of the cleanest and most intelligent back door police state moves I've ever seen. If this passes and stands up in court for any length of time, The Good Old Boys in Mississippi will have bought the entire state as effectively as if they were slave owners buying up a fresh shipment from Africa.

Word World MIA on Netflix Streaming

2011-10-16T21:40:00.000-05:00

My son loves "Word World." Not long after being introduced to it he started sounding out words, eventually learning how to spell "BAT" at the age of three and a half. Sadly, Word World is no longer available on Netflix streaming. There was supposed to be a notice for two weeks before the show was removed. There wasn't, even through Netflix is apparently insisting there was. My son was not pleased.

The kicker is that Word World is not available as an entire season on the DVD service. Only a handful of episodes are available.

To whomever was responsible for removing Word World from instant streaming: YOU are one of the reasons people end up pirating videos. I'll bet there are a few parents who will learn how to use bittorrent and rip DVDs as a result of no longer having access to Word World when their child wants it. I'm not interested in adding ANOTHER streaming service just to get content whose copyright holder can't be bothered to do business with Netflix. I'm not interested in adding more hardware so I can stream Hulu or whatever the hell else comes down the pipe to my TV. I don't have the time or the money for such nonsense.

Right now there's only one Word World episode being seeded on PirateBay. I wonder how long it will take for more to crop up. There's only four distinct "Thomas the Tank Engine" torrents out there. It looks like more because of some duplication. There used to be more, a lot more, but they all faded away not long after Netflix started streaming Thomas. Funny that, making it easy for people to get programs when and how they want, keeps them from pirating it.

My son is Kryptonite to Bitches

2011-10-09T13:13:00.000-05:00

My three and a half year old son and I went to the grocery store today. While in line at the cash register the woman in front of us was being a cast iron bitch to the cashier. I don't mean she was being rude. She was being systematically and manipulatively cruel. The cashier was a chubby teenage girl who was having an acne outbreak. The customer was a 20 to 30 something woman who kept raving about how SHE had such clear skin people all thought she HAD to be using SOME kind of product. Every time she raved about her own clear skin she glared at the cashier with open disdain.

"People with really BAD skin," *glare at cashier*, "need to wash their faces properly. Some people who take really bad care of their bodies," *Glare at cashier's belly*, "Were never taught how to take care of themselves."

The bitch finished buying her groceries and left. The cashier was on the verge of tears when my son and I came up.

"HI!" my son said to her.

"Hello," she replied.

"I got a cookie in the car!" he announced. "It has a skull on it for, er, Daddy what hol-i-day is the cookie for?" He sounded out "Holiday", something he's been doing with words he wants to try and spell.

"Halloween" I said. I turned to the cashier, handed her my store discount card and said "Hello."

He continued "And I get to eat the cookie when I get home!" He held his fingers up to his mouth and said "Nom, nom, nom."

The cashier laughed and handed me back my store discount card.

My son laughed back.

It was around this point the bagger, who was clearly a friend of the cashier's, found her voice and started talking about a boy who kept walking past trying to impress them with his swagger.

My son started dancing in the shopping cart. Both women laughed. My son pointed at the cashier and said, "You look like my friend Mary, she has a pretty laugh too."

It was at this point both women were far too interested in the boy's antics to properly ring up and bag up my groceries. The apple cider ended up being rung up and deleted three times. The rebate for bringing my own bags was handed to me in cash instead of being part of the receipt. The ground beef ended up bagged with all the unused cloth bags I'd brought.

I really didn't mind.

As we left my son waved and said "Bye! bye! Have a nice day! Go to the beach!"

The woman who was on the verge of tears when we walked up, was nearly doubled over with laughter by the time we left.

Well done my boy, well done.

Another scam site, cashadvances.co.uk

2011-10-01T09:08:00.004-05:00

In a recent post, Payday Loan Scam Site cornerstonepayday.com, I discussed a web site claiming to offer payday loans, but full of enough red flags to make it clear that the site was either a con job, or designed by someone so incompetent at protecting customer data as to make doing business with them a incredibly bad idea. The same vandalized Wiki has introduced me to cashadvances.co.uk. While not QUITE a incompetently assembled as cornerstonepayday.com, it's still pathetic.

The first major red flag is the complete lack of encryption of any kind. Cornerstonepayday.com had a purloined SSL certificate, but the site was designed in such a way as to make it impossible to actually submit your data over SSL even if you tried. Cashadvances.co.uk handles this problem by having NO encryption on it's submission form at all. If you try manually changing the HTTP in the address bar to HTTPS and hit "Enter" you get the following browser error:

Secure Connection Failed
An error occurred during a connection to www.cashadvances.co.uk.
SSL received a record that exceeded the maximum permissible length.
(Error code: ssl_error_rx_record_too_long)
The page you are trying to view can not be shown because the authenticity of the received data could not be verified.
Please contact the web site owners to inform them of this problem. Alternatively, use the command found in the help menu to report this broken site.

Cashadvances.co.uk is asking for your employment history, birth date, contact information and other personal details but doesn't bother to encrypt it. I don't know if the law is different in the UK, but in the USA, an operation prompting for that kind of data over the Internet without using encryption would be violating of a number of laws and regulations.

In short, don't apply for a loan of any kind through Cashadvances.co.uk. They're probably a con operation, and if they aren't, they're too incompetent to be trusted with your data.

iphone-unlock.com won't unlock your iPhone

2011-09-28T15:08:00.000-05:00

Wiki vandalism recently brought my attention to the apparent scam site iphone-unlock.com

Beware of iPhone Unlock and Jailbreak Scams. It's a clear cut case of buyer beware. These sites advertise chiefly through spam posts and Wiki vandalism. A search for "iphone-unlock.com" scam reveals people complaining that they paid for the "unlock" software, only to learn that the unlock software didn't work with their specific phone. If the site had offered refunds as a result of failing to provide the service they advertised, this wouldn't be a problem in and of itself, but it appears people do not get a refund after the software sold by iphone-unlock.com fails to unlock their phone.

The article Another Company Purports to Unlock iPhone 3.1.2 IPSW, Charges Money has a nice summary of problems with iphone-unlock.com. These include but are not limited to:

The service itself is probably illegal
They claim 24/7 support but don't actually offer it.
They're selling services that are available free of charge and most likely only providing the exact same tools that are available for free.

Here is a sample complaint:

the-iphone-unlock.com SCAM

People beware of the-iphone-unlock.com is a Scam. I paid close to 50 dollars for lifetime access membership, trying to find an easy way to unlock my Iphone. The thing is that they say that they could unlock the 3g iphone whith the 2.2.1 firmware, once I paid went in and bOOm, "Unlock will NOT work with the baseband version (02.30.03)". Tried getting a refund or getting support and after 3 weeks I am still waiting for an answer. I know it is my fault for trying to get things the easy way, but I just want to let people know that IT IS A SCAM! The worst part is that they advertise in MacRumors Forums!

iphone-unlock.com is just another in a long list of fly-by-night iPhone unlock scams. They claim to unlock phones they can't unlock and do not appear to offer refunds when they fail to unlock your phone.

Check out this article about the forms of iPhone unlock scams for more information.

Payday Loan Scam Site cornerstonepayday.com

2011-09-26T10:31:00.002-05:00

I'm a sysop for the Freakipedia, a small Wiki dedicated to Distorted View, a hilarious, juvenile podcast that makes Howard Stern look like Pat Robertson. The bulk of my responsibilities amount to deleting spam. This once took about 5 to 10 minutes every few days. One day the podcast host, Tim Henson, announced that his father had terminal liver cancer and that the show would go on hiatus for a while. Within 48 hours of that announcement, the Wiki received more spam posts than it had gotten in the previous two to three months. The pattern was predictable. There would be an initial rash of posts linking to the spamvertised site and other vandalized Wikis, which would in turn link to the scam site being advertized at the moment. One URL kept cropping up more often than the others, cornerstonepayday.com. I decided to do a little research.
As the following text will show, cornerstonepayday.com is probably not a legitimate business. If the site itself will not try to steal your identity, it's designed to process your data with absolutely no security between you and their server. The site uses none of the security it claims when receiving your data and will not protect you in any way, shape or form. Even if by some miracle the site is legitimate, their fee structure results in interest rates that are no better than a cash advance through your credit card company.
If you need money badly enough to consider the services of cornerstonepayday.com, get a cash advance or loan from your credit card company.
The first thing I noticed was that when you try to leave cornerstonepayday.com you get a bevy of popups trying to get you to stay.

These come up after trying to leave home page. You haven't even entered any data and the site is trying to warn you not to leave. It does this repeatedly. Right off the bat we have a major red flag. Legitimate sites do not harass you about leaving.
Let's go on. Below the "Apply Now" button you see this text:

OK, that's nice, but the site hasn't loaded over SSL.

Even if the server itself is configured to support a secure connection, your data won't be encrypted unless you load the page using HTTPS and not plain, unencrypted HTTP. The "Apply Now" form asks for a first name, last name, email address and the amount of money you want to borrow. I filled it out with fake data and was immediately taken to a form asking me for my bank information, birthday, social security number and address, that still wasn't encrypted. It's not that hard to redirect web visitors to the secure version of your site if one exists. The popups trying to keep me from leaving the page take more technical skill than redirecting visitors to the secure version of a site. Even a lazy developer could at the very least have the form submit the data you enter over a secure connection, even if the form doesn't load over one. I took a look at the source code behind the form submission, and even the from asking for your social security number and birthday wasn't submitted to a secure page. The URL http://www.cornerstonepayday.com/apply.php was hard-coded into the page. This means even if you manually enter through a secure connection your data will be routed to an unsecured connection when you try to submit it!
I decided to try manually loading the page over a secure connection to see if one even exists.This is easy to do, you just change the HTTP to HTTPS in the browser's address bar.

The moment I hit enter I got the same list of popups I got when I tried to leave the site in the first place. Grand.
The next thing I saw was yet ANOTHER red flag.

What the Hell?
To understand why this is a problem, you need to know a tiny tablespoon of information about SSL. SSL, the encryption that protects data in your web browser when using your bank, amazon.com or other sites uses a secure certificate. This certificate is "signed" by a root certificate vendor, such as Verisign or Godaddy. These root certificate vendors have the job of making sure the people who buy certificates are in fact who they say they are. Without this system a random hacker anywhere in the world could buy a certificate claiming to be, for example, Microsoft. A self-signed certificate in this situation means the people behind cornerstonepayday.com couldn't cough up a hundred bucks or so and wait a day or two for the certificate vendor to verify their identity. This is not the behavior of a legitimate business, but of a scammer who knows that the process of validating his business would reveal him as a con artist. There are legitimate uses for "self-signed" certificates. Intranet sites withing a business for example will often use them. They're also common in development environments. Putting one into production however is either rank incompetence, in which case you do NOT want these people handing your personal data.
But wait, there's more! Check out the text "The certificate is only valid for Parallels Panel". What does this mean? Glad you asked. Parallels allows you to run other operating systems in a virtual environment. The use of a Parallels Panel certificate means whoever put it on the web server didn't even bother to generate their own Self Signed certificate but stole a random certificate from a different product.
Remember that hard-coded URL in the form asking for your social security number, bank routing information, home address and birthrate? Even if you used this invalid SSL connection to load that form, your data would be submitted unencrypted. This is pretty much an identity thief's wet dream. If you wanted to design a site that would maximize the risk of someone stealing the data submitted, then cornerstonepayday.com would be the perfect example.
I'll use a home security analogy to explain what's going on here. Imagine your bank's web site is a house. It has a security system, auto-locking doors, censors on all the windows and doors, motion detectors and a guard on duty. There are signs on all the windows and doors warning that the home is protected by a security system.
Cornerstonepayday.com has windows with missing panes and a door made out of balsa wood. The locks that are present were stolen from a nearby shed and the people behind cornerstonepayday.com don't have the keys, but that's OK to them because the locks fall open again the moment you try to lock them. There's a piece of cardboard out front. Scrawled on it in crayon are the words "guud sekurity sistem. yur moneys saf wit us."
The people running both sites want your name, birthday, home address and social society number. The guys in the second house also want all the information the guys in the first one give you.
The final nail in the coffin comes in the form of their fees.

This translates into a 15% to 26% interest rate on the loan. That's on the initial rates they advertise to get you to apply!
Don't do business with cornerstonepayday.com. They advertise through online spam posts and vandalism, their web site has NO security to protect your data when you submit it, the site design has a number of major red flags for scam activity and their rates are no better than using your credit card anyway. Why risk becoming the victim of identity theft for no financial benefit over using your credit card?

Hate is an ugly thing

2011-09-17T19:42:00.001-05:00

There are people who have used the 10 year anniversary or 9/11 to hate all Muslims as if every single one of them were personally responsible for the actions of the 9/11 terrorists. Hating an entire religion or ethic group because of the actions of a radicalized few is the kind of thinking that lead the 9/11 terrorists to hate all Americans in the first place.

The people below have more in common with the 9/11 terrorists than I think they would ever admit.

Thanks again to Openbook for making it so easy to locate people talking about how they want to Nuke Mecca.

Aaron Nicol I WANT TO FOLLOW PROPHRT WHO MARRIES AND FUCKS 9 YEAR OLD GIRLS LIKE MUMMAHED FROM THE CHILD RAPIST RELIGION OF ISLAM! AND I WANT 10 BRIDES THAT I OWN AGAIN ISLAM AND AN ONE WHO IS NOT OF MY TYPE OF ISLAM I MUST KILL. ISLAM = SATAN MUMHAMED = EVIL FUCK THE KABBAHA FUCK MECCA LETS NUKE THE SAUDIS

Tony Aiello We should wait for all the Islamists to go to Mecca and then drop a nuke on all of them. I still wont feel like we're even.

Joe Nicoletti THIS IS HOW WE SOLVE THE TERRORIST ISSUE. WE GET OUT OF THE MIDDLE EAST... YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE CAMEL JOCKIES. YOU CANNOT CIVILIZE UNCIVILIZED MORONS.. ONCE WE LEAVE, WE NUKE EVERY MAJOR CITY IN THE MIDDLE EAST INCLUDING MECCA. PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!!!!!! WE MAKE THEM SUBMIT.....................................

Aaron Nicol
TO DEAR OLD UNCLE SAM... IT HAS BEEN 10 YEARS SINCE THE SAUDI AL QUEDA TOOK THE TOWERS DOWN IN NYC IF WE GET HIT AGAIN LETS USE OUR NUKES ON MECCA AND MAKE THESE IGNORANT SAVAGE CAVE DWELLING SCUMFAGGOTS REALIZE YOU FUCK WITH THE USA YOU LOSE!!!!
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William H. Hensley And shoot their children in this country.;
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Remember, these are the posts they make publicly. One can only wonder what they say in private.

Dr. Oz is a jackass

2011-09-16T14:06:00.000-05:00

The terms "organic arsenic" and "inorganic arsenic" are not trying to describe two different kinds of the element arsenic. They are describing the other elements to which the arsenic atoms are bound. Arsenic is a highly reactive element and as a result you don't find it in a pure form in nature.

Organic arsenic is arsenic bound to hydrogen and carbon. This is the kind that passes harmlessly through the human body. The stable carbon and hydrogen bonds keep the arsenic atoms securely locked into molecules that will not react with the rest of the body.

Inorganic arsenic is generally bound to atoms that are more volatile, such as chlorine, sulfur and oxygen. These molecules tend to break apart in the human body, allowing the arsenic to actually react.

The test Oz did failed to differentiate between these two kinds of arsenic containing molecule, making the results meaningless for evaluating the safety of the juice.

On Sports

2011-08-29T10:28:00.001-05:00

Modern sports are a disappointment. You rarely see any real violence during a game. Let me know when they bring back Gladiatorial matches. Real ones, where the match ends with a death, none of these bad actors in homoerotic dances they call "professional wrestling". Hockey has too much body armor and rugby doesn't get anywhere near enough coverage to have a decent fan base. I'd wager if it DID start getting more coverage some hand wringing idiots would form an organization to ban it so they can prove that they "think of the children" more than the rest of us.

You want me to give a damn about sports? Then show some that are worth watching, not a bunch of millionaires running around and whining whenever someone breaks one of their manicured nails. I want a version of soccer where it's not considered a fowl unless you have a broken bone. Allow steroids, as long as they're laced with an anticoagulant, so if you do get cut you risk bleeding out. Get rid of the armor in Football. And Baseball? I'm not sure how to save baseball, but you can make a start by letting the batter keep the bat and use it to fend off anyone trying to tag him "out" with the ball. That MIGHT liven things up a bit.

The irony is that some men consider me less "manly" because I have no interest in the sissified dance numbers they call "sports." If I want a dance number I'll watch something with better music. At least "Glee" has the decency to be up front about the homoerotic plot themes. Sweeny Todd has it all. Death (at least in the fake Hollywood sense), violence, revenge and a soundtrack.

The real reason they don't bring back public executions is that everyone knows they would get better ratings than professional sporting events. Even death by lethal injection would draw higher numbers than the playoffs. If they bring back the electric chair the Superbowl would be permanently relegated to the #2 slot, unless of course another channel was airing a hanging. Against that double header the Superbowl would be #3.