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That doesn’t stop something from causing Behati’s photos from being copied and multiplied a thousand times over again on the Internet. So why not be 1,001!

Behati Prinsloo on Twitter, Wikipedia, Instagram, and Teen Vogue.

Despite the softening techniques that the pictures have the result is still the same, a bunch of pictures that are definitely Victoria’s Secret that help bring smiles to those less fortunate (and horny).

There’s a first set of the images, it can be found here.

There’s a first set of the images, it can be found here.

There’s a second set of the images, it can be found here.

There’s a second set of the images, it can be found here.

Because every blogger should have posts of girls with guns, here are some from Retard Media:

These pictures of people with transparent tape on their faces in different angles makes for some really interesting photos.

Enjoy.

Ever since my dog got his new legs he’s been a terror around the neighborhood.

My sister told me that she likes marshmallow more than anything so I challenged her to prove it…

Sometimes the shipping department at work uses improvisational skills for making up for equipment shortages.

My neice looks so cute holding my newest doll, she was wearing her newest toy (claiming it helps her breathe around me).

Hector would always sell oranges even when his market dryed up (caught fire, was extinguished, and never returned to).

Sometimes I think that I drink too much beer and by the time I let the flood gates open…

My grandpa always volunteers to entertain me and my siblings.

My smile makes other people happy, which is not to be shared, so my mommy tells me to only smile for photos.

Sometimes parents think they are so funny when pranking kids, this boy will later be found on /b or CNN.

Uncle Larry always comes dressed to play with us kids but the adults seem to send him away immediately…

At first I hated my shower but eventually got use to the improvements…

Sometimes I print this out and place it on my office door… one time a co-worker watched it for 15 minutes to see if it changed.

I met my latest girlfriend at the gym, she was being offered protection by fishing, wildlife, and game department.

Because the Asian children are so dedicated to video gaming there is no way to keep up with them.

Every year I get my picture taken with Santa.

Some people are barely smart enough to use Instagram…

Some people need to feed their cats so they don’t get eaten by them.

After Hostess went bankrupt I immediately invested in cottage cheese… say hi to Laquisha.

Some dogs come with aerodynamics like this little guy.

Thanks for staying with me during this retarded tour of the web, see you soon. XOXOXO!

My sister said that I should have a pet that is as beautiful as I am on the inside and the out.

Nothing gets a lot of attention like throwing M80 fireworks at the police as they go through practice drills.

Sometimes I just chill in my bed and enjoy my home made laptop.

When my 6-year old neice isn’t playing with her Barbie dolls, I consider myself quite the chick magnet.

I was told that there was a dress code at the new school but not sure why everyone laughed at me…

My uncle called me over for a game but when I arrived he just kept breathing heavy and trying to pet me.

When you grow up in the south, you know how to hold a gun before you can even spell the word G-N-U.

My parents bought me the C3PO cutout that I always wanted, now I get to sleep with it all the time.

This guy keeps insisting that the tires are low while I believe the bike is just too high.

The bathtub that I use to float around in is huge!

When a new video game comes out, sales of Mountain Dew and Doritos always skyrocket.

This balloon reminds me of my gramma… except for the stretch marks that get pushed outward with the helium.

This man insists that he’s not free even if he sometimes does give-it-away.

I almost lost my virginity… I was confused more about being with a ginger than the ginger being a clown.

Sometimes the vegetable selection at the local super market will be enough to dress for Halloween.

This kid shouldn’t have to feed himself, he should be royalty, he should be fed by only worthy minions.

You might see me biking through the city streets, or stopping in the intersection like a moron.

My mom was hard core, even when she was young. Of course, my dad looked a little feathery in this picture, but that’s Dad!

The Asian family I babysit for says that they want their kid to grow to be as tall as an American, so I started helping out.

All the girls like to pet me but none of them take me serious.