https://retro-otr.com/channel/comedy/lum-and-abner/ Sharing family friendly entertainment through old time radio, and more. Mon, 17 Aug 2026 20:52:22 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.1 Keith Heltsley no episodic 2010, 2026 2010, 2026 podcast https://retro-otr.com/wp-content/uploads/powerpress/rotr-logo.jpg https://retro-otr.com/channel/comedy/lum-and-abner/ TV-G Illinois Illinois Be a contributor using Patreon.com Be a contributor using Patreon.com e86cb635-bd65-5a6e-97b6-1c6484abbf7d 43527961 comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radioTake regular trips to Pine Ridge to see what Lum and Abner areup to in the Jot 'Em Down Store. Country comedy from a time gone by. Take regular trips to Pine Ridge to see what Lum and Abner areup to in the Jot 'Em Down Store. Country comedy from a time gone by. keith@retro-otr.comKeith Heltsley https://retro-otr.com/2026/08/lum-and-abner-squire-is-tried-in-lums-court-350621/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/08/lum-and-abner-squire-is-tried-in-lums-court-350621/#respond Wed, 19 Aug 2026 10:07:09 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=6046 https://retro-otr.com/2026/08/lum-and-abner-squire-is-tried-in-lums-court-350621/feed/ 0 Keith full 14:56 6046 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noDown in Pine Ridge, Squire Skimp faces trial in Lum's court for fire ordinance violations. As Squire threatens revenge and tries to wiggle out of trouble, will Justice of the Peace Lum hold his ground?Down in Pine Ridge, Squire Skimp faces trial in Lum's court for fire ordinance violations. As Squire threatens revenge and tries to wiggle out of trouble, will Justice of the Peace Lum hold his ground?comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/08/lum-and-abner-squire-is-upset-over-warrent-350620/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/08/lum-and-abner-squire-is-upset-over-warrent-350620/#respond Mon, 17 Aug 2026 10:02:25 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5986 https://retro-otr.com/2026/08/lum-and-abner-squire-is-upset-over-warrent-350620/feed/ 0 Keith full 14:45 5986 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Dietitians and nutritionists recommend it for weight control. It’s an exceptionally well-balanced food—safe and effective. Buy it by the pound at your local druggist today. Down in Pine Ridge,…Horlicks: Dietitians and nutritionists recommend it for weight control. It’s an exceptionally well-balanced food—safe and effective. Buy it by the pound at your local druggist today. Down in Pine Ridge,…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/08/lum-and-abner-grandpap-and-dick-demand-squires-arrest-350619/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/08/lum-and-abner-grandpap-and-dick-demand-squires-arrest-350619/#respond Fri, 14 Aug 2026 10:06:07 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5976 https://retro-otr.com/2026/08/lum-and-abner-grandpap-and-dick-demand-squires-arrest-350619/feed/ 0 Keith full 14:52 154498547 5976 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Horlicks can help relax you and aid in getting a good night’s rest. Down in Pine Ridge, Squire has been operating his theater in violation of a fire hazard…Horlicks: Horlicks can help relax you and aid in getting a good night’s rest. Down in Pine Ridge, Squire has been operating his theater in violation of a fire hazard…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/08/lum-and-abner-lum-wont-arrest-squire-350618/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/08/lum-and-abner-lum-wont-arrest-squire-350618/#respond Wed, 12 Aug 2026 10:06:59 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5958 https://retro-otr.com/2026/08/lum-and-abner-lum-wont-arrest-squire-350618/feed/ 0 Keith full 14:52 154498440 5958 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: A special drink for young folks to keep their energy level up. Drink it as a cold summer beverage, and tell mom it’s good for you! Down in Pine…Horlicks: A special drink for young folks to keep their energy level up. Drink it as a cold summer beverage, and tell mom it’s good for you! Down in Pine…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/08/lum-and-abner-squire-is-breaking-the-law-350617/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/08/lum-and-abner-squire-is-breaking-the-law-350617/#respond Mon, 10 Aug 2026 10:05:00 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5940 https://retro-otr.com/2026/08/lum-and-abner-squire-is-breaking-the-law-350617/feed/ 0 Keith full 14:54 154498433 5940 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Times have changed a lot in the last several years, but Horlicks will always be the original malted milk product that you can depend on.Down in Pine Ridge, the…Horlicks: Times have changed a lot in the last several years, but Horlicks will always be the original malted milk product that you can depend on.Down in Pine Ridge, the…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/08/lum-and-abner-ladies-uplift-league-will-boycott-the-show-350614/ Fri, 07 Aug 2026 10:06:59 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5909 5909 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley) https://retro-otr.com/2026/08/lum-and-abner-squire-spreads-rumors-about-matinee-350613/ Wed, 05 Aug 2026 10:02:40 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5899 Keith full 14:50 154498124 5899 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: To lose weight, just substitute your normal lunch with a glass of Horlicks. Try it hot or cold. Down in Pine Ridge Squire has planned to preempt the grand…Horlicks: To lose weight, just substitute your normal lunch with a glass of Horlicks. Try it hot or cold. Down in Pine Ridge Squire has planned to preempt the grand…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/08/lum-and-abner-advertising-free-matinee-for-children-350612/ Mon, 03 Aug 2026 10:06:04 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5894 Keith full 14:46 154497943 5894 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: A good source of vitamins, minerals, and proteins. Enjoy it in natural or chocolate flavors. In Pine Ridge, Lum announced their grand opening for the theater as Saturday. At…Horlicks: A good source of vitamins, minerals, and proteins. Enjoy it in natural or chocolate flavors. In Pine Ridge, Lum announced their grand opening for the theater as Saturday. At…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-dick-to-help-lum-and-abner-350611/ Fri, 31 Jul 2026 10:05:47 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5884 Keith full 14:54 154158487 5884 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: The continues success is proved out by the host of new users who buy Horlicks each day. Look for it at your local druggist. Down in Pine Ridge, the…Horlicks: The continues success is proved out by the host of new users who buy Horlicks each day. Look for it at your local druggist. Down in Pine Ridge, the…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-lum-and-abner-lose-to-squire-350610/ Wed, 29 Jul 2026 10:03:59 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5870 Keith full 14:57 154158477 5870 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Look before you buy to see if the malted milk product contains no cheap, imitation ingredients. Get Horlicks, the original. Down in Pine Ridge Lum and Abner have to…Horlicks: Look before you buy to see if the malted milk product contains no cheap, imitation ingredients. Get Horlicks, the original. Down in Pine Ridge Lum and Abner have to…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-squire-plans-rival-theater-350607/ Mon, 27 Jul 2026 10:01:22 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5768 Keith full 14:52 154158472 5768 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: The sort of cool, refreshing drink your family will enjoy on a nice outing outdoors. Enjoy it in both natural, and chocolate flavors. Down in Pine Ridge, Squire has…Horlicks: The sort of cool, refreshing drink your family will enjoy on a nice outing outdoors. Enjoy it in both natural, and chocolate flavors. Down in Pine Ridge, Squire has…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-worrying-about-squire-starting-a-rival-theater-350606/ Fri, 24 Jul 2026 10:00:52 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5762 Keith full 14:54 154158464 5762 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: How many women, or even men need to watch their weight? Try a Horlicks lunch instead of your usual lunch. Down in Pine Ridge Lum and Abner are getting…Horlicks: How many women, or even men need to watch their weight? Try a Horlicks lunch instead of your usual lunch. Down in Pine Ridge Lum and Abner are getting…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-squire-wants-to-be-a-third-partner-in-the-new-theater-350605/ Wed, 22 Jul 2026 10:03:54 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5756 Keith full 14:48 154158460 5756 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Hey kiddies, you know how great that Horlicks malted milk tablets taste. Encourage your mom to buy plenty for you. They taste great, and are nutritious. Down in Pine…Horlicks: Hey kiddies, you know how great that Horlicks malted milk tablets taste. Encourage your mom to buy plenty for you. They taste great, and are nutritious. Down in Pine…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-lum-and-abner-hire-grandpap-350531/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-lum-and-abner-hire-grandpap-350531/#comments Wed, 15 Jul 2026 10:03:08 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5673 https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-lum-and-abner-hire-grandpap-350531/feed/ 1 Keith full 14:50 154158036 5673 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: It makes a grand Summer drink for kids that makes them big and strong. It’s nourishing and easy to digest. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum and Abner’s picture show…Horlicks: It makes a grand Summer drink for kids that makes them big and strong. It’s nourishing and easy to digest. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum and Abner’s picture show…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-how-to-operate-a-picture-show-350529/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-how-to-operate-a-picture-show-350529/#comments Fri, 10 Jul 2026 10:05:22 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5643 https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-how-to-operate-a-picture-show-350529/feed/ 1 Keith full 14:49 154076594 5643 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Have a desire to quit smoking? Horlicks can help. Often those quitting can put on weight, just take a healthy snack in the form of Horlicks tablets to cope…Horlicks: Have a desire to quit smoking? Horlicks can help. Often those quitting can put on weight, just take a healthy snack in the form of Horlicks tablets to cope…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-lum-returns-350528/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-lum-returns-350528/#comments Wed, 08 Jul 2026 10:05:14 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5630 https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-lum-returns-350528/feed/ 1 Keith full 14:55 154076590 5630 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: If your youngster doesn’t like milk, or just can’t drink it, try Horlicks. It has all the good stuff to help kids grow big and strong. And kids love…Horlicks: If your youngster doesn’t like milk, or just can’t drink it, try Horlicks. It has all the good stuff to help kids grow big and strong. And kids love…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-lum-has-disappeared-abner-and-grandpap-fear-the-worst-350527/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-lum-has-disappeared-abner-and-grandpap-fear-the-worst-350527/#comments Mon, 06 Jul 2026 10:02:08 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5620 https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-lum-has-disappeared-abner-and-grandpap-fear-the-worst-350527/feed/ 1 Keith full 14:45 154076586 5620 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Superior over all other malted milk products. Only the best, most choice products go into the ingredients of Horlicks. Let’s see what’s happening in Pine Ridge. Lum was devastated…Horlicks: Superior over all other malted milk products. Only the best, most choice products go into the ingredients of Horlicks. Let’s see what’s happening in Pine Ridge. Lum was devastated…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-things-go-wrong-at-the-unveiling-ceremony-350524/ Fri, 03 Jul 2026 10:05:19 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5591 Keith full 14:47 154076585 5591 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Bricker puts in some extra words to let listeners know how to send for their photo of Lum and Abner. Down in Pine Ridge, the whole town has gathered…Carlton Bricker puts in some extra words to let listeners know how to send for their photo of Lum and Abner. Down in Pine Ridge, the whole town has gathered…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/07/lum-and-abner-discussing-the-story-of-king-midas-350523/ Wed, 01 Jul 2026 10:01:32 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5573 Keith full 14:47 154076573 5573 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Bricker gives a quick reminder of how to send for a photo of Lum and Abner. Today in Pine Ridge Lum and Abner talk about the money they got…Carlton Bricker gives a quick reminder of how to send for a photo of Lum and Abner. Today in Pine Ridge Lum and Abner talk about the money they got…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-squire-returns-from-chicago-with-the-check-350522/ Mon, 29 Jun 2026 10:05:48 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5565 Keith full 14:46 153912154 5565 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Bricker reminds listeners to send for their photos of Lum and Abner before it’s too late. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum has decided to order his statue. Today Lum…Carlton Bricker reminds listeners to send for their photos of Lum and Abner before it’s too late. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum has decided to order his statue. Today Lum…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-lum-orders-statue-of-himself-350521/ Fri, 26 Jun 2026 10:09:01 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5551 Keith full 14:44 153912143 5551 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Sometimes you may get a bargain in buying a substitute product, but never with your favorite malted milk. Accept no substitutes. Carlton Bricker gives a quick reminder for listeners…Horlicks: Sometimes you may get a bargain in buying a substitute product, but never with your favorite malted milk. Accept no substitutes. Carlton Bricker gives a quick reminder for listeners…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-catalog-from-monument-company-350520/ Wed, 24 Jun 2026 10:08:52 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5541 Keith full 14:56 153912135 5541 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Bricker reminds listeners about the limited supply photos that can be sent for. He tells how to get one. Now, let’s see what’s happening in Pine Ridge. Lum and…Carlton Bricker reminds listeners about the limited supply photos that can be sent for. He tells how to get one. Now, let’s see what’s happening in Pine Ridge. Lum and…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-discussion-of-the-statue-350517/ Mon, 22 Jun 2026 10:09:37 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5502 Keith full 14:49 153912128 5502 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Bricker announces that the limited offer on photos of Lum and Abner will be running out soon. Now, let’s see what’s happening down in Pine Ridge. In the Jot…Carlton Bricker announces that the limited offer on photos of Lum and Abner will be running out soon. Now, let’s see what’s happening down in Pine Ridge. In the Jot…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-lum-wants-a-statue-made-in-his-honor-350516/ Fri, 19 Jun 2026 10:02:39 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5480 Keith full 14:48 153912123 5480 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Bricker reminds listeners that photos of Lum and Abner are in limited supply. He is even armed with a letter from a fan, praising the picture. Lum and Abner…Carlton Bricker reminds listeners that photos of Lum and Abner are in limited supply. He is even armed with a letter from a fan, praising the picture. Lum and Abner…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-squire-will-take-hogs-to-chicago-350515/ Wed, 17 Jun 2026 10:02:15 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5476 Keith full 14:49 153912113 5476 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Bricker reminds listeners of the limited supply of photos of Lum and Abner, and how to send for one. Down in Pine Ridge Grandpap plays checkers with Abner, and…Carlton Bricker reminds listeners of the limited supply of photos of Lum and Abner, and how to send for one. Down in Pine Ridge Grandpap plays checkers with Abner, and…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-dick-says-hog-chain-letter-should-be-ok-350514/ Mon, 15 Jun 2026 10:05:56 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5363 Keith full 14:45 153912110 5363 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Do you suffer from excess weight? Starvation diets are harmful to your health. Try the Horlicks program to manage your weight. Carlton Bricker reminds listeners of the chance to…Horlicks: Do you suffer from excess weight? Starvation diets are harmful to your health. Try the Horlicks program to manage your weight. Carlton Bricker reminds listeners of the chance to…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-lum-wants-to-start-an-unchain-letter-350513/ Fri, 12 Jun 2026 10:04:59 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5359 Keith full 14:46 153901790 5359 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Bricker announces that listeners can send off to get a photo of Lum and Abner. Only a limited supply exists, so send for yours today. Offer valid only for…Carlton Bricker announces that listeners can send off to get a photo of Lum and Abner. Only a limited supply exists, so send for yours today. Offer valid only for…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-dick-says-chain-letters-are-illegal-350510/ Wed, 10 Jun 2026 10:02:04 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5292 Keith full 14:52 5292 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: For those who are overweight, use the Horlicks plan to lose 3 pounds per week. Try this marvelous plan, and start right away. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum and…Horlicks: For those who are overweight, use the Horlicks plan to lose 3 pounds per week. Try this marvelous plan, and start right away. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum and…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-finding-a-place-to-keep-hogs-350509/ Mon, 08 Jun 2026 10:02:23 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5277 Keith full 5277 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: This is the cold and flu season. Take Horlicks and build up strength to resist becoming sick. Down in Pine Ridge, the chain letter craze has hit. Lum and…Horlicks: This is the cold and flu season. Take Horlicks and build up strength to resist becoming sick. Down in Pine Ridge, the chain letter craze has hit. Lum and…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-lum-will-start-his-own-chain-letter-350508/ Fri, 05 Jun 2026 10:04:12 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5272 Keith full 15:00 5272 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Universally recommended by experts. Plenty of calcium for building strong bones and teeth, and especially easy to digest. Get it from your local druggist. Previously Lum and Abner have…Horlicks: Universally recommended by experts. Plenty of calcium for building strong bones and teeth, and especially easy to digest. Get it from your local druggist. Previously Lum and Abner have…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-lum-receives-a-chain-letter-from-denver-350507/ Wed, 03 Jun 2026 10:06:43 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5258 Keith full 15:00 5258 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: In the interest of your own, and your family’s health, demand only the best. Down in Pine Ridge, there seems to be a new adventure brewing. Lum and Abner…Horlicks: In the interest of your own, and your family’s health, demand only the best. Down in Pine Ridge, there seems to be a new adventure brewing. Lum and Abner…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/06/lum-and-abner-squire-buys-engagement-ring-for-lum-350506/ Mon, 01 Jun 2026 10:06:50 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5241 Keith full 14:52 5241 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Imitations are made to resemble a thing, but no imitations can hold up to the quality of Horlicks. Accept no substitutes. Only the finest ingredients for the past 50…Horlicks: Imitations are made to resemble a thing, but no imitations can hold up to the quality of Horlicks. Accept no substitutes. Only the finest ingredients for the past 50…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-lum-needs-an-engagement-ring-350429/ Fri, 29 May 2026 10:04:22 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5080 Keith full 14:20 5080 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Try a hot cup of Horlicks in the place of coffee or tea. Easy to digest, helps to keep you cheerful all day, and agrees with the weakest stomach.…Horlicks: Try a hot cup of Horlicks in the place of coffee or tea. Easy to digest, helps to keep you cheerful all day, and agrees with the weakest stomach.…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-evelina-and-frank-to-be-married-350426/ Wed, 27 May 2026 10:02:56 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5038 Keith full 14:19 5038 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Here’s a tip for golfers. Take some malted milk tablets for satisfying hunger on the golf course. Natural, or chocolate flavor. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum’s girlfriend Evelina is…Horlicks: Here’s a tip for golfers. Take some malted milk tablets for satisfying hunger on the golf course. Natural, or chocolate flavor. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum’s girlfriend Evelina is…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-lum-and-abner-reconcile-350423/ Mon, 25 May 2026 10:00:08 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5011 Keith full 14:29 5011 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Kids get hungry with all their activity. Give them a healthy, nourishing treat that won’t spoil their appetite. Down in Pine Ridge, Dick has managed to calm Lum down…Horlicks: Kids get hungry with all their activity. Give them a healthy, nourishing treat that won’t spoil their appetite. Down in Pine Ridge, Dick has managed to calm Lum down…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-sell-the-circus-350422/ Fri, 22 May 2026 10:04:23 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=5003 Keith full 14:50 5003 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Enjoy a breakfast treat. Just sprinkle powdered Horlicks on buttered toast, or in cereal. Now, let’s see what’s happening in Pine Ridge. Previously, the circus was sold to Squire…Horlicks: Enjoy a breakfast treat. Just sprinkle powdered Horlicks on buttered toast, or in cereal. Now, let’s see what’s happening in Pine Ridge. Previously, the circus was sold to Squire…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-money-disappears-again-350411/ Wed, 20 May 2026 10:02:07 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4824 Keith full 14:48 4824 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: It’s the cold and flu season, ward off sickness by using Horlicks. The circus is still showing in Mt Ida, and money is still coming up missing. Lum and…Horlicks: It’s the cold and flu season, ward off sickness by using Horlicks. The circus is still showing in Mt Ida, and money is still coming up missing. Lum and…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-lum-will-hide-money-350410-2/ Mon, 18 May 2026 10:04:00 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4813 Keith full 15:06 4813 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Are Lum and Abner’s overweight friends using Horlicks? According to letters written in they are. Get sustaining nourishment without the excess calories. For the past couple days money has…Horlicks: Are Lum and Abner’s overweight friends using Horlicks? According to letters written in they are. Get sustaining nourishment without the excess calories. For the past couple days money has…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-squire-is-the-main-suspect-350409/ Fri, 15 May 2026 10:04:38 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4786 Keith full 13:37 4786 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: There are many who can’t drink milk or coffee. Try getting your good nourishment with Horlicks malted milk drink for breakfast. The circus business has been improving, but yesterday,…Horlicks: There are many who can’t drink milk or coffee. Try getting your good nourishment with Horlicks malted milk drink for breakfast. The circus business has been improving, but yesterday,…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-lum-to-travel-with-circus-350405/ Mon, 11 May 2026 10:02:44 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4723 Keith full 13:51 4723 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Carlton Bricker reads a testimonial letter to tell how a baby girl was able to gain weight and get well after being on Horlicks. Lum is impressed with Zenora,…Horlicks: Carlton Bricker reads a testimonial letter to tell how a baby girl was able to gain weight and get well after being on Horlicks. Lum is impressed with Zenora,…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-lum-falls-in-love-with-zenora-350404/ Fri, 08 May 2026 10:02:16 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4694 Keith full 13:49 4694 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: What would overweight folks do without Horlicks? Just try a hot drink in place of your usual heavy meal. You’ll cut down your calories, and cut down on your…Horlicks: What would overweight folks do without Horlicks? Just try a hot drink in place of your usual heavy meal. You’ll cut down your calories, and cut down on your…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-dick-smashes-lum-and-abners-glasses-350403/ Wed, 06 May 2026 10:02:04 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4688 Keith full 13:25 4688 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: A recent test (recent in 1935) in a Chicago school proves that kids do better in school when they have a Horlick snack. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum managed…Horlicks: A recent test (recent in 1935) in a Chicago school proves that kids do better in school when they have a Horlick snack. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum managed…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-lum-borrows-200-from-union-bank-350402/ Mon, 04 May 2026 10:04:51 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4672 Keith full 13:24 4672 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Carlton Bricker reads a letter of testimonial. A man tells how Horlicks helped him to get a good night’s sleep. Now, let’s see what’s happening in Pine Ridge. After…Horlicks: Carlton Bricker reads a letter of testimonial. A man tells how Horlicks helped him to get a good night’s sleep. Now, let’s see what’s happening in Pine Ridge. After…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/05/lum-and-abner-circus-moves-to-belleville-350401/ Fri, 01 May 2026 10:01:24 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4544 Keith full 13:51 4544 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: This week thousands of people will be buying malted milk products. Insist on only the finest. Accept no less than Horlicks, in either natural, or chocolate flavor. Now, what’s…Horlicks: This week thousands of people will be buying malted milk products. Insist on only the finest. Accept no less than Horlicks, in either natural, or chocolate flavor. Now, what’s…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-storm-blows-circus-tent-down-350329/ Wed, 29 Apr 2026 10:03:34 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4476 Keith full 14:07 4476 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: What do we all have in common? the desire to save money and be economical. Horlicks lets you save as it nourishes and protects. In Pine Ridge Grandpap is…Horlicks: What do we all have in common? the desire to save money and be economical. Horlicks lets you save as it nourishes and protects. In Pine Ridge Grandpap is…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-eye-glasses-trouble-350328/ Mon, 27 Apr 2026 10:04:47 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4467 Keith full 13:37 4467 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: The original malted milk is a carefully processed food to nourish and sustain. Protect yourself by using the original. Refuse imitations. In Pine Ridge, the circus has been moved…Horlicks: The original malted milk is a carefully processed food to nourish and sustain. Protect yourself by using the original. Refuse imitations. In Pine Ridge, the circus has been moved…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-lum-gets-glasses-350327/ Fri, 24 Apr 2026 10:02:44 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4461 Keith full 14:09 4461 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Dentists recommend Horlicks for children because of the added calcium to their diet. Kids love the taste, and it’s good for them. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum and Abner…Horlicks: Dentists recommend Horlicks for children because of the added calcium to their diet. Kids love the taste, and it’s good for them. Down in Pine Ridge, Lum and Abner…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-abner-buys-a-cheap-pair-of-glasses-350326/ Wed, 22 Apr 2026 10:02:03 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4436 Keith full 14:06 4436 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Planning an evening party? Serve a cup of hot Horlicks malted milk. It makes a welcome change for your guests. When we left Lum and Abner yesterday, they were…Horlicks: Planning an evening party? Serve a cup of hot Horlicks malted milk. It makes a welcome change for your guests. When we left Lum and Abner yesterday, they were…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-lum-and-abner-lose-money-in-circus-350325/ Mon, 20 Apr 2026 10:05:38 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4414 Keith full 14:21 4414 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Having trouble sleeping? Try Horlicks, just make a hot cup of malted milk before bed time. You won’t regret it. In the Jot -em Down store, Grandpap talks to…Horlicks: Having trouble sleeping? Try Horlicks, just make a hot cup of malted milk before bed time. You won’t regret it. In the Jot -em Down store, Grandpap talks to…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-grand-opening-of-circus-tomorrow-350322/ Fri, 17 Apr 2026 10:06:04 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4353 Keith full 13:59 4353 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: It pays to stay alert on the job. Just use a couple Horlick’s malted milk tablets for lunch. In Pine Ridge there was some excitement yesterday as Abner demonstrated…Horlicks: It pays to stay alert on the job. Just use a couple Horlick’s malted milk tablets for lunch. In Pine Ridge there was some excitement yesterday as Abner demonstrated…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-lum-thinks-all-circus-jobs-are-dangerous-350321/ Wed, 15 Apr 2026 10:05:41 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4334 Keith full 15:44 4334 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlick: Changeable weather is a leading cause of colds. Fight colds and illness with Horlicks malted milk. Squire is still busy trying to get the circus ready for its big…Horlick: Changeable weather is a leading cause of colds. Fight colds and illness with Horlicks malted milk. Squire is still busy trying to get the circus ready for its big…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-lum-gives-up-trapeze-act-350320/ Mon, 13 Apr 2026 10:03:56 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4328 Keith full 14:00 4328 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Carlton Bricker reads a letter to sing the praises of how Horlicks helped a man get a better night’s sleep. Let’s get ready to see what’s happening down in…Horlicks: Carlton Bricker reads a letter to sing the praises of how Horlicks helped a man get a better night’s sleep. Let’s get ready to see what’s happening down in…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-circus-will-open-saturday-350319/ Fri, 10 Apr 2026 10:01:07 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4300 Keith full 14:00 4300 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: There’s nothing like Horlicks for weight control. Hey, I wonder. If they could have an arm-wrestling match, who would win: Horlicks, or Slim Fast? In Pine Ridge, Squire has…Horlicks: There’s nothing like Horlicks for weight control. Hey, I wonder. If they could have an arm-wrestling match, who would win: Horlicks, or Slim Fast? In Pine Ridge, Squire has…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-squire-assembles-freak-side-show-350318/ Wed, 08 Apr 2026 10:04:35 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4264 Keith full 14:37 4264 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Carlton Bricker shares a testimonial moment during a drugstore visit. The circus is about to have its grand opening. Lum and Abner are glad about the improvements that Squire…Horlicks: Carlton Bricker shares a testimonial moment during a drugstore visit. The circus is about to have its grand opening. Lum and Abner are glad about the improvements that Squire…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-lum-and-abner-hire-squire-skimp-350315/ Mon, 06 Apr 2026 10:01:37 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4215 Keith full 14:02 4215 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks with milk. Horlicks with sandwiches. Easy to prepare, just mix and serve. It doesn’t even need any added flavoring. What’s happening in Pine Ridge? Let’s go find out. The…Horlicks with milk. Horlicks with sandwiches. Easy to prepare, just mix and serve. It doesn’t even need any added flavoring. What’s happening in Pine Ridge? Let’s go find out. The…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-using-feed-to-pay-admission-to-circus-350314/ Fri, 03 Apr 2026 10:09:08 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4203 Keith full 14:13 4203 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Do your youngsters a good turn by letting them drink Horlicks for nourishment, strong bones, and teeth. And Kids like the delicious flavor. Carlton Bricker announces that the flashlight…Horlicks: Do your youngsters a good turn by letting them drink Horlicks for nourishment, strong bones, and teeth. And Kids like the delicious flavor. Carlton Bricker announces that the flashlight…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/04/lum-and-abner-back-in-partnership-350313/ Wed, 01 Apr 2026 10:02:10 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4200 Keith full 14:09 4200 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlick’s: Take part in the upcoming First Aid Awareness Weekend, and remember to buy the highest quality products from your druggist, namely Horlicks. Hey, do they still have First Aid…Horlick’s: Take part in the upcoming First Aid Awareness Weekend, and remember to buy the highest quality products from your druggist, namely Horlicks. Hey, do they still have First Aid…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-abner-forecloses-on-circus-350312/ Mon, 30 Mar 2026 10:01:45 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4175 Keith full 14:14 4175 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: The original malted milk. Take it as part of the Horlick weight control plan. Satisfying, but without the extra calories. Carlton Bricker reminds listeners who requested flashlights to patiently…Horlicks: The original malted milk. Take it as part of the Horlick weight control plan. Satisfying, but without the extra calories. Carlton Bricker reminds listeners who requested flashlights to patiently…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-almost-all-of-abners-merchandise-is-gone-350311/ Fri, 27 Mar 2026 10:06:00 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4155 Keith full 13:22 4155 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Invented by William Horlick, over 50 years ago (1880’s) to serve a need for sick people who are convalescing from illness. In Pine Ridge, Abner is running out of…Horlicks: Invented by William Horlick, over 50 years ago (1880’s) to serve a need for sick people who are convalescing from illness. In Pine Ridge, Abner is running out of…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350308-broken-down-circus-comes-to-pine-ridge/ Wed, 25 Mar 2026 10:04:50 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4095 Keith full 14:42 4095 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Recommended by doctors to help develop strong bodies and teeth for children. Carlton Bricker reminds listeners that the flashlight factories are still working hard to send out all the…Horlicks: Recommended by doctors to help develop strong bodies and teeth for children. Carlton Bricker reminds listeners that the flashlight factories are still working hard to send out all the…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350306-abner-operates-store-in-swap-basis/ Mon, 23 Mar 2026 10:05:21 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4071 Keith full 13:58 4071 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: As active as kids are, they need an occasional energy boost, and Horlicks tablets are just the thing to keep them going. Now let’s see what’s happening down in…Horlicks: As active as kids are, they need an occasional energy boost, and Horlicks tablets are just the thing to keep them going. Now let’s see what’s happening down in…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350305-lum-and-abner-divide-up-the-store/ Fri, 20 Mar 2026 10:05:41 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4053 Keith full 14:17 4053 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Good news for overweight listeners. Now you can diet on a safe plan with Horlicks. Just a glass of malted milk at noon should do the trick. Carlton Bricker…Horlicks: Good news for overweight listeners. Now you can diet on a safe plan with Horlicks. Just a glass of malted milk at noon should do the trick. Carlton Bricker…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350304-abner-wants-to-start-trading-merchandise/ Wed, 18 Mar 2026 10:04:34 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=4025 Keith full 13:44 4025 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Some products are just far better than others. For 50 years, Horlicks has led the market of malted milk products. Now, what’s happening in Pine Ridge? With Abner stepping…Horlicks: Some products are just far better than others. For 50 years, Horlicks has led the market of malted milk products. Now, what’s happening in Pine Ridge? With Abner stepping…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350301-squire-pays-abner-for-rights-to-soap/ Mon, 16 Mar 2026 10:08:59 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3991 Keith full 13:51 3991 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Planning a party? Wondering what to serve? Try a Horlick beverage, or a Horlick sandwich. Just kidding about the sandwich. Now let’s have a look at what’s happening in…Horlicks: Planning a party? Wondering what to serve? Try a Horlick beverage, or a Horlick sandwich. Just kidding about the sandwich. Now let’s have a look at what’s happening in…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350228-abner-buys-ten-cases-of-soap/ Fri, 13 Mar 2026 10:05:00 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3980 Keith full 13:47 3980 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Carlton Brickert reads a testimonial letter of how Horlicks helped a sick baby grow strong, and recover his health. Abner has been taking advantage of his new found authority…Horlicks: Carlton Brickert reads a testimonial letter of how Horlicks helped a sick baby grow strong, and recover his health. Abner has been taking advantage of his new found authority…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350227-lum-and-cedric-dont-like-abner-as-boss/ Wed, 11 Mar 2026 10:04:21 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3962 Keith full 14:12 3962 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Accept no substitutes. Any others are a false economy, made from inferior products. Carlton Bricker announces that though the flashlight offer is over, those who are still awaiting theirs…Horlicks: Accept no substitutes. Any others are a false economy, made from inferior products. Carlton Bricker announces that though the flashlight offer is over, those who are still awaiting theirs…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350226-jotem-down-store-reopens/ Mon, 09 Mar 2026 10:04:35 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3943 Keith full 13:33 3943 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Your druggist has your highest health concern at heart. That’s why Horlicks is found, and recommended by drugstores everywhere. Lum had been elected by a small margin. Realizing he…Horlicks: Your druggist has your highest health concern at heart. That’s why Horlicks is found, and recommended by drugstores everywhere. Lum had been elected by a small margin. Realizing he…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350222-abner-asks-listeners-to-vote-for-lum/ Fri, 06 Mar 2026 11:06:24 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3868 Keith full 13:38 3868 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Brickert advises listeners the flashlight offer ends soon. Now, let’s see what’s happening down in Pine Ridge. Abner takes criticism over his efforts to get his money back, after…Carlton Brickert advises listeners the flashlight offer ends soon. Now, let’s see what’s happening down in Pine Ridge. Abner takes criticism over his efforts to get his money back, after…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350221-squire-donates-abners-insurance-money/ Wed, 04 Mar 2026 11:03:33 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3848 Keith full 13:45 3848 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Use it for sick kids. Easy even for babies to digest, and helps them recover from sickness. Ready for another visit to Pine Ridge? Let’s go! Abner is afraid…Horlicks: Use it for sick kids. Easy even for babies to digest, and helps them recover from sickness. Ready for another visit to Pine Ridge? Let’s go! Abner is afraid…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/03/lum-and-abner-350220-newspaper-reports-on-abners-donation/ Mon, 02 Mar 2026 11:08:28 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3833 Keith full 13:46 3833 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Not getting enough sleep? Just before going to bed, treat yourself to a hot glass of Horlicks. The flashlight promo is coming to an end. Squire is organizing all…Horlicks: Not getting enough sleep? Just before going to bed, treat yourself to a hot glass of Horlicks. The flashlight promo is coming to an end. Squire is organizing all…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/02/lum-and-abner-350218-restocking-of-the-jotem-down-store-begins/ Fri, 27 Feb 2026 11:04:38 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3812 Keith full 13:38 3812 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: For weight control, easy to digest, keeps your alert, helps children grow. Carlton Brickert reminds listeners that the flashlight factory is swamped, so wait patiently. The flashlight promotion has…Horlicks: For weight control, easy to digest, keeps your alert, helps children grow. Carlton Brickert reminds listeners that the flashlight factory is swamped, so wait patiently. The flashlight promotion has…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/02/lum-and-abner-350215-abner-hires-cedric-to-carry-a-campaign-poster/ Wed, 25 Feb 2026 11:02:46 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3558 Keith full 13:48 3558 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Brickert reports that the flashlight factory is swamped, but all who write in for one will get one. At the close of the last visit to Pine Ridge, Lum…Carlton Brickert reports that the flashlight factory is swamped, but all who write in for one will get one. At the close of the last visit to Pine Ridge, Lum…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/02/lum-and-abner-350214-lum-has-lead-in-election-for-store-president/ Mon, 23 Feb 2026 11:02:59 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3543 Keith full 14:05 3543 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noThe race for president of the Jot ‘Em Down Store is hot and heavy. The votes have swung from favoring Abner, to favoring Lum. Abner is out of luck on…The race for president of the Jot ‘Em Down Store is hot and heavy. The votes have swung from favoring Abner, to favoring Lum. Abner is out of luck on…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/02/lum-and-abner-350213-dick-huddleston-gets-lum-out-of-jail/ Fri, 20 Feb 2026 11:02:20 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3537 Keith full 13:51 3537 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Brickert suggests to all the boys and girls to hurry and send in for your flashlight, and how to do it. When we last saw our friends, Lum had…Carlton Brickert suggests to all the boys and girls to hurry and send in for your flashlight, and how to do it. When we last saw our friends, Lum had…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/02/lum-and-abner-350212-lum-is-arrested-and-thrown-in-jail/ Wed, 18 Feb 2026 11:05:50 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3534 Keith full 14:32 3534 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks: Use it for weight control. It keeps your alert. It’s a wonderful drink for youngsters as well. Carlton Brickert says that there have been so many requests for flashlights…Horlicks: Use it for weight control. It keeps your alert. It’s a wonderful drink for youngsters as well. Carlton Brickert says that there have been so many requests for flashlights…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/02/lum-and-abner-350211-lum-is-nervous/ Mon, 16 Feb 2026 11:04:08 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3528 Keith full 13:42 3528 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Brickert advises to hurry and get a promotional flashlight, and how to get one. It’s a way for loyal fans to support the show, the sponsor, and get a…Carlton Brickert advises to hurry and get a promotional flashlight, and how to get one. It’s a way for loyal fans to support the show, the sponsor, and get a…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/02/lum-and-abner-350208-insurance-company-pays-abner-200/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/02/lum-and-abner-350208-insurance-company-pays-abner-200/#comments Fri, 13 Feb 2026 11:08:10 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3511 https://retro-otr.com/2026/02/lum-and-abner-350208-insurance-company-pays-abner-200/feed/ 1 Keith full 14:25 3511 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Brickert again plugs the flashlight giveaway. It’s a handy, tiny light, that resembles a fountain pen. Lum and Abner, especially Abner is concerned over the false claim that was…Carlton Brickert again plugs the flashlight giveaway. It’s a handy, tiny light, that resembles a fountain pen. Lum and Abner, especially Abner is concerned over the false claim that was…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/02/lum-and-abner-350207-lum-tells-listeners-that-abners-arms-arent-broke/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/02/lum-and-abner-350207-lum-tells-listeners-that-abners-arms-arent-broke/#comments Wed, 11 Feb 2026 11:08:16 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3508 https://retro-otr.com/2026/02/lum-and-abner-350207-lum-tells-listeners-that-abners-arms-arent-broke/feed/ 1 Keith full 13:50 3508 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Brickert reminds listeners of 1935 to send in for their promotional flashlight. Down in the empty store, Lum and Abner talk about the trouble they are in over Abner’s…Carlton Brickert reminds listeners of 1935 to send in for their promotional flashlight. Down in the empty store, Lum and Abner talk about the trouble they are in over Abner’s…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/02/lum-and-abner-350206-election-for-president-of-the-jotem-down-store/ Mon, 09 Feb 2026 11:10:07 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3505 Keith full 13:55 3505 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Brickert continues to plug the flashlight giveaway. Abner continues to pretend his arms are both broken, while Lum tries to sort through the Matrimonial Bureau mail. I think Abner…Carlton Brickert continues to plug the flashlight giveaway. Abner continues to pretend his arms are both broken, while Lum tries to sort through the Matrimonial Bureau mail. I think Abner…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/02/lum-and-abner-350205-more-mail-for-matrimonial-bureau/ Fri, 06 Feb 2026 11:00:14 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3502 Keith full 13:56 3502 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noCarlton Brickert reminds the listeners of 1935 about the flashlight promotional. Abner thinks they have too many flashlights for the promo. Cedric brings in more mail, since he started working…Carlton Brickert reminds the listeners of 1935 about the flashlight promotional. Abner thinks they have too many flashlights for the promo. Cedric brings in more mail, since he started working…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/02/lum-and-abner-350201-financing-the-reopening-of-the-jotem-down-store/ Mon, 02 Feb 2026 11:03:54 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3311 Keith full 14:35 3311 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks. Demand it by name. Don’t accept substitutes. There is none equal to this quality, nourishing food stuff. Lum has announced he will be starting a fund-raising project to raise…Horlicks. Demand it by name. Don’t accept substitutes. There is none equal to this quality, nourishing food stuff. Lum has announced he will be starting a fund-raising project to raise…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/02/lum-and-aner-350204-william-horlick-agrees-to-distribute-the-flashlight/ Mon, 02 Feb 2026 11:03:38 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3497 Keith full 14:54 3497 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noNarrator, Carlton Bricker puts in his own plug for Horlicks Malted milk. His own daughter loves it. A big surprise awaits in the closing announcements. Lum and Abner have written…Narrator, Carlton Bricker puts in his own plug for Horlicks Malted milk. His own daughter loves it. A big surprise awaits in the closing announcements. Lum and Abner have written…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-350131-abner-is-in-bed-with-two-broken-arms/ Fri, 30 Jan 2026 11:06:23 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3301 Keith full 14:35 3301 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks. Be on guard against cold and sickness with this highly digestive food. Abner has been going through domestic troubles at home. The plan to gain sympathy by faking being…Horlicks. Be on guard against cold and sickness with this highly digestive food. Abner has been going through domestic troubles at home. The plan to gain sympathy by faking being…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-350130-lizabeth-thinks-abner-is-having-an-affair-with-hortense/ Wed, 28 Jan 2026 11:06:02 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3291 Keith full 14:18 3291 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlick’s. Feeling run down in the middle of the morning, or afternoon? Carry a few Horlicks tablets with you for a quick pick up. Little did Lum and Abner realize…Horlick’s. Feeling run down in the middle of the morning, or afternoon? Carry a few Horlicks tablets with you for a quick pick up. Little did Lum and Abner realize…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-350125-abner-goes-to-the-railroad-depot-to-meet-hortense/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-350125-abner-goes-to-the-railroad-depot-to-meet-hortense/#comments Mon, 26 Jan 2026 11:06:32 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3224 https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-350125-abner-goes-to-the-railroad-depot-to-meet-hortense/feed/ 2 Keith full 14:04 3224 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks, the original malted milk. Recommended by coaches for athletic training. Abner tries to get Lum to meet Hortense Kelley, and send her on her way. Lum also wants Abner…Horlicks, the original malted milk. Recommended by coaches for athletic training. Abner tries to get Lum to meet Hortense Kelley, and send her on her way. Lum also wants Abner…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-350124-abner-receives-telegram-from-hortense/ Fri, 23 Jan 2026 11:06:03 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3203 Keith full 14:07 3203 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks, use as part of a safe reducing plan. Nourishing, sustaining, and without all the calories. After Lum has sent all the ladies of the matrimonial bureau Abner’s photo, one…Horlicks, use as part of a safe reducing plan. Nourishing, sustaining, and without all the calories. After Lum has sent all the ladies of the matrimonial bureau Abner’s photo, one…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-350123-matrimonial-bureau-will-move-into-the-store/ Wed, 21 Jan 2026 11:06:20 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=3008 Keith full 14:05 3008 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks malted milk is made from only the highest quality products. Full of vitamins and minerals to build strong muscles and bones. The guys have discovered how much work it…Horlicks malted milk is made from only the highest quality products. Full of vitamins and minerals to build strong muscles and bones. The guys have discovered how much work it…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-350122-reading-matrimonial-bureau-mail/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-350122-reading-matrimonial-bureau-mail/#comments Mon, 19 Jan 2026 11:06:35 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=2996 https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-350122-reading-matrimonial-bureau-mail/feed/ 1 Keith full 14:10 2996 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks, the original malted milk. When you’re just too tired to fix a snack, a lump of Horlicks served hot in a cup makes a good bedtime treat for the…Horlicks, the original malted milk. When you’re just too tired to fix a snack, a lump of Horlicks served hot in a cup makes a good bedtime treat for the…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-350121-matrimonial-bureau-swamped-with-mail/ https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-350121-matrimonial-bureau-swamped-with-mail/#comments Fri, 16 Jan 2026 11:06:14 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=2975 https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-350121-matrimonial-bureau-swamped-with-mail/feed/ 1 Keith full 14:51 2975 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks, ideal for invalids and convalescents. Just the kind of food a sick person needs. The announcement has gone out over the party line. Match making and advice to the…Horlicks, ideal for invalids and convalescents. Just the kind of food a sick person needs. The announcement has gone out over the party line. Match making and advice to the…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-350118-operating-the-pine-ridge-matrimonial-bureau/ Wed, 14 Jan 2026 11:06:05 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=2946 Keith full 14:54 2946 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks, for a light meal that’s easy to digest. No more indigestion from a heavy lunch, and such an aid to weight control. With the end of the oil boom…Horlicks, for a light meal that’s easy to digest. No more indigestion from a heavy lunch, and such an aid to weight control. With the end of the oil boom…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-350109-pine-ridge-oil-boom-over/ Mon, 12 Jan 2026 11:06:23 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=2824 Keith full 14:56 2824 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks, when you are most susceptible to disease and sickness, just drink a cup of hot Horlicks to feel your best. The word is out; the oil well was really…Horlicks, when you are most susceptible to disease and sickness, just drink a cup of hot Horlicks to feel your best. The word is out; the oil well was really…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-350108-squire-receives-a-visit/ Fri, 09 Jan 2026 11:06:46 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=2813 Keith full 14:29 2813 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noHorlicks, a rich, cool, refreshing flavor that you won’t get tired of. It builds strong bones, and is even good for kids. After learning they sold out to Squire Skimp,…Horlicks, a rich, cool, refreshing flavor that you won’t get tired of. It builds strong bones, and is even good for kids. After learning they sold out to Squire Skimp,…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-350107-squire-skimp-president-of-sw-oil/ Wed, 07 Jan 2026 11:06:23 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=2767 Keith full 14:55 2767 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noSponsored by Horlicks: nourishing, easy to digest, a fine weight control lunch for overweight people. The Southwest Oil company is no more. Lum and Abner are surprised to learn they…Sponsored by Horlicks: nourishing, easy to digest, a fine weight control lunch for overweight people. The Southwest Oil company is no more. Lum and Abner are surprised to learn they…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-350104-lum-and-abner-sell-oil-well/ Mon, 05 Jan 2026 11:05:36 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=2764 Keith full 14:02 2764 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noSponsored by Horlicks, when you’re feeling sick, it makes you well, children love it. Recently Mr. Carter came to town to buy the oil well the gents drilled. An agreement…Sponsored by Horlicks, when you’re feeling sick, it makes you well, children love it. Recently Mr. Carter came to town to buy the oil well the gents drilled. An agreement…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2026/01/lum-and-abner-finding-the-location-421006/ Fri, 02 Jan 2026 08:26:42 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=31119 Keith full 14:45 31119 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noLum has been cold towards Professor Sloane, but since the new observatory is to be named for him, Lum’s attitude has changed. In the store, Abner helps Lum pack for…Lum has been cold towards Professor Sloane, but since the new observatory is to be named for him, Lum’s attitude has changed. In the store, Abner helps Lum pack for…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2025/12/lum-and-abner-the-edwards-observatory-421005/ Wed, 31 Dec 2025 08:22:18 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=31089 Keith full 11:58 31089 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noLove letter woes have corrected themselves, but Lum is still cooking up ideas on making the widow Abernathy fall in love with Prof Sloane. With Grandpap’s help, Abner writes a…Love letter woes have corrected themselves, but Lum is still cooking up ideas on making the widow Abernathy fall in love with Prof Sloane. With Grandpap’s help, Abner writes a…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2025/12/lum-and-abner-a-love-letter-420930/ Mon, 29 Dec 2025 08:25:41 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=31081 Keith full 11:58 31081 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noOut to get rid of the new school teacher, Prof Sloane, Lum thinks the schoolmaster would flee if the widow Abernathy was after him with romantic intentions. Today he and…Out to get rid of the new school teacher, Prof Sloane, Lum thinks the schoolmaster would flee if the widow Abernathy was after him with romantic intentions. Today he and…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2025/12/lum-and-abner-professor-slones-way-420928/ Fri, 12 Dec 2025 08:23:08 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=31077 Keith full 11:58 31077 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noGrandpap reads tidbits from the almanac to Abner. Somehow, Grandpap thinks Abner knows the fat men who won a bicycle race. Lum reports that though it’s the first day of…Grandpap reads tidbits from the almanac to Abner. Somehow, Grandpap thinks Abner knows the fat men who won a bicycle race. Lum reports that though it’s the first day of…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2025/12/lum-and-abner-v-stands-for-victory-homes-420924/ Wed, 10 Dec 2025 08:26:40 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=31075 Keith full 12:00 31075 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noLum isn’t the only one with troubles related to the arrival of the new school teacher. Cedric wants to run away. Abner even has his annoyances with the teacher. He…Lum isn’t the only one with troubles related to the arrival of the new school teacher. Cedric wants to run away. Abner even has his annoyances with the teacher. He…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio https://retro-otr.com/2025/12/lum-and-abner-a-date-with-professor-slone-420923/ Mon, 08 Dec 2025 08:24:09 +0000 https://retro-otr.com/?p=31071 Keith full 12:00 31071 keith@retro-otr.com (Keith Heltsley)noIn the Jot Em Down store, Lum tells Abner why he is wore to a frazzle. He spent several hours with the new school teacher last night. What he thought…In the Jot Em Down store, Lum tells Abner why he is wore to a frazzle. He spent several hours with the new school teacher last night. What he thought…comedy,family,friendly,clean,entertainment,rustic,humor,classic,radio