Of course guys are being invited
They’ll love the Cigar Bar for “boys”
They can share favorite apps, kick back and relax
And show off their sexy tech toys

We’ve been the closest sisters
There could ever be
I’d go to the ends of the earth for you
And you’d do the same for me

Our story began in Long Beach
Where I worshiped you from the start
My pretty, smart and funny buddy
With a great big loving heart

Cooler than cool and stylish
A fantastic dancer too
Class president and cheerleader
There was nothing you couldn’t do

When you left to join the Navy
I was lost ’cause we were a team
But was I ever proud to watch
How you went after your dream

You worked your way through college
Then ended up in L.A.
At  studios rubbing elbows
With celebrities night and day

Ten years of la vida loca
And you totally needed a break
Still,  moving back with mom and dad
Sounded like a mistake

Yet in the land of retirees
You met the love of your life
A mountaineer outdoorsy hunk
And today you’re man and wife

The icing on the cake is Kate
Delicious as can be
What an amazing twig you’ve added
To the family tree

You’re both the most devoted parents
Any kid ever had
Kate  is one smart cookie
Choosing you for a Mom and Dad

Congratulations to you, Ann
And to my new brother Pat
Two opposites who dig each other
It doesn’t get better than that !

Incident

Once riding in old Baltimore
Heart-filled, head-filled with glee
I saw a Baltimorean
Keep looking straight at me

Now I was eight and very small
and he was no whit bigger
And so I smiled, but he poked out
His tongue and called me nigger.

I saw the whole of Baltimore
From May until December
Of all the things that happened there
That’s all that I remember

Isn’t that the saddest thing you ever read?  However, if you want to make your loved ones
happy send them a personal rhyme of congratulations for an achievement or one saying how
much they mean to you.

Try your hand at writing rhyming poems yourself or find a ghostwriter on line who writes
But if you want to share one of the most famous poems send this one.  If you want to make them cry,
that is.,

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IS YOUR LOVED ONE STUBBORN?

If you have a mom like mine then yes, I would definitely say your loved one is stubborn.
My mom is definitely overweight.  She’s been told in no uncertain terms that if she
doesn’t start watching what she eats and how much she manages to gobble down when
she thinks no one is looking, she’s headed for serious trouble.  So guess what I did:
I got someone to write me some rhyming poems to send her.

I AM STARTING TO GET HER ATTENTION

The first rhyme was hilarious and I didn’t sign my name, but she told me about it to see
if I’d react.  It was her way of testing me to see if I’d written it.  I was poker faced
as could be and I could see the wheels turning.  She was used to having me bug her about
her weight, but if it wasn’t me then who else thought she was fat?  Who else would dare
send her a funny rhyme about needing to take off a few pounds?  Now she was getting
nervous.  Not about being overweight, mind you, but about realizing others were
starting to notice!

NOW I WAS GETTING BOLDER

Mom needed some sort of exercise program she could stick to and that was a fact.
I went to my rhyming poems source and had one custom-written just for her and
how fantastic and sexy she would look if she started exercising.  She came right
out and asked me if I was sending her the rhymes, but I crossed my fingers and
denied it again.  If it came from me it wouldn’t count for anything.  I’d been
bugging her for a long time to no avail.

MR. HANDSOME FROM DOWN THE BLOCK

One day mom was walking the dog and she ran into the good-looking guy who lived
at the other end of the street.  He’d lost his wife a few months earlier so mom was
always extra sweet to him.  This time he actually smiled and stopped to chat.  It was
so gorgeous out he walked along with her and before she new it, he came in for a
cup of coffee.  As she was about to take out cake from the refrigerator she had the
scariest thought.  What if he was the one sending the rhyming poems?  So she cut up
some fresh fruit instead.

A BUDDING FRIENDSHIP

Of course mom didn’t ask Mr. Handsome if he’d sent her rhymes.  It would have been
totally embarrassing to think a stranger, and a man yet, would have dared comment on
her weight.  But over the weeks they were definitely getting tight.  Mom had a glow
about her and she was watching what she ate.  She and Mr. Handsome were taking
long walks, too.  Who knows where this will lead?  Mom’s getting in shape and instead
of getting Diabetes she’s got a new boyfriend.  And to think it all started with
anonymous rhyming poems!

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We formed a bond from the very start
So strong it won’t ever break apart

The years flew too fast from where we sit
Now the babe in our arms is a beauty with wit

You know how we love and admire you?
Well today you’re a hero to us, it’s true

Seeing the wise decisions you’re making
Has us so proud our innards are shaking

Keep your eye on the prize and you’ll be a star
Need the shirt off our backs?  Just yell, we’re not far

With hearts full of love we toast you today
Rhyming poems, dear Dolly, Hip Hip Hooray!

Happy Birthday!

Ever since I began giving rhyming poems to my boss he’s eased up on me.
I send him when he’s grumpy.  I send them for every holiday and then some.
Once in a while I’ll give a limerick that really cracks him up.

I really believe my efforts are why I still have a job.  Not that I’m a bad
worker who needs to rely on buttering up the boss to stay employed, it’s
just that it gives me a tiny edge over someone else who might be trying to
push me out of the way and steal my job.

I mean, how do you fire someone who is as considerate and uplifting as
I am?  Rhyming poems are going to take me right to the top of the
company.  It’s a very cool and maninulative gimmick and I’m mighty
glad I thought of it.

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Jen, it would be you

You’re the perfect match, a brilliant catch

Outdoorsy and stylish, too

Johnny,  you’re my baby

I’ve known you from the start

You’ll make a first class husband

With your kind and loving heart

You both are in for the ride of your lives

Johnny will see to that

He thrives on wild adventures

Not sitting by the hearth with the cat

On Hallowe’en I want photos

Of the amazing costumes you’ve donned

Better yet hope to see you often

On either side of the pond

May you soon be singing lullabyes

Down the hall in the nursery

I’ll be eagerly waiting to meet the new twigs

That sprout on the family tree

Here’s wishing you blue skies, smooth sailing

Music in every room

Congratulations, best of luck

To my favorite bride and groom!

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I really believe my efforts are why I still have a job.  Not that I’m a bad
worker who needs to rely on buttering up the boss to stay employed, it’s
just that it gives me a tiny edge over someone else who might be trying to
push me out of the way and steal my job.

I mean, how do you fire someone who is as considerate and uplifting as
I am?  Rhyming poems are going to take me right to the top of the
company.  It’s a very cool and manipulative gimmick and I’m mighty
glad I thought of it.

rhyming poems

They’re throwing a magical birthday bash
With a bonfire lighting your way
Fabulous music, bountiful drinks
And mouth melting coo shon de lay

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