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        <title>Rick Shapiro Diaries</title>
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        <description>Rick Shapiro Diaries is a glimpse into the mind of the ranting comedic genius from the Lower East Side.  Recorded from Rick's home every week, each episode is an uncut stream of consciousness of hilarious and earnest thought.</description>
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        <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
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      <title>THE ONLY JOB I HAVE OUT HERE IS TO STAY STRONG</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2015 00:14:33 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>After too long of a hiatus, Rick Shapiro is back with a brand new episode.  Rick misses his fans, hates America and doesn't know what to make of Tindr.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>After too long of a hiatus, Rick Shapiro is back …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>After too long of a hiatus, Rick Shapiro is back with a brand new episode.  Rick misses his fans, hates America and doesn't know what to make of Tindr.</description>
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      <title>At The Gas Station, Where We All Should End Up, Alone</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2014 18:39:38 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:07:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick talks about not really wanting to go to comedy clubs, taking on other peoples shame, being beaten as a kid for painting and writing poems, and how new comics are gearing their acts towards boredom.

follow on Twitter: @RickShapiroTV and @StandUpNYLabs

http://www.standupnylabs.com

http://www.standupny.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rick talks about not really wanting to go to come…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rick talks about not really wanting to go to comedy clubs, taking on other peoples shame, being beaten as a kid for painting and writing poems, and how new comics are gearing their acts towards boredom.

follow on Twitter: @RickShapiroTV and @StandUpNYLabs

http://www.standupnylabs.com

http://www.standupny.com</description>
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      <title>The Dance of The Purple Coyote</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2014 18:36:22 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:06:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick discusses a recent trip to an arts supplies store.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rick discusses a recent trip to an arts supplies …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rick discusses a recent trip to an arts supplies store.</description>
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      <title>Shitheadedness from Shithead Men</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2014 18:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:05:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick talks about going to the gym and comics who don't mature.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rick talks about going to the gym and comics who …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rick talks about going to the gym and comics who don't mature.</description>
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      <title>I Don't Have a Dick Right Now</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2014 17:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:03:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick talks about having a serious conversation with a friend.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rick talks about having a serious conversation wi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rick talks about having a serious conversation with a friend.</description>
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      <title>Faggots are not Faggots They're Marines</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2014 17:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:03:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick expresses his disapproval of the way the term "transgressive" is used.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rick expresses his disapproval of the way the ter…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rick expresses his disapproval of the way the term "transgressive" is used.</description>
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      <title>I'm sick of Yachts and Fathers</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2014 17:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/rickshapirodiaries/im-sick-of-yachts-and-fathers</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:05:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick Shapiro talks about trying to help people with their acts and getting his ass kissed.
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rick Shapiro talks about trying to help people wi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rick Shapiro talks about trying to help people with their acts and getting his ass kissed.
</description>
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      <title>We want you to riff</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2014 17:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/rickshapirodiaries/we-want-you-to-riff</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:06:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick talks about his experience shooting a PSA.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rick talks about his experience shooting a PSA.</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rick talks about his experience shooting a PSA.</description>
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      <title>We Can't See Tomorrow</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2014 16:52:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/rickshapirodiaries/we-cant-see-tomorrow</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:06:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick talks about fake people, not knowing the future, and missing his friends.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rick talks about fake people, not knowing the fut…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rick talks about fake people, not knowing the future, and missing his friends.</description>
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      <title>You're An Asshole</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2014 20:05:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/rickshapirodiaries/youre-an-asshole</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:06:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick discusses how taking a trip to the art store provided him with a ton of inspiration and why every actor should paint. Enjoy.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rick discusses how taking a trip to the art store…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rick discusses how taking a trip to the art store provided him with a ton of inspiration and why every actor should paint. Enjoy.</description>
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      <title>Have Dinner With Your Enemies</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2014 17:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/rickshapirodiaries/have-dinner-with-your-enemies</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:06:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick gives out some advice on how to get back at your enemies.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rick gives out some advice on how to get back at …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rick gives out some advice on how to get back at your enemies.</description>
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      <title>THE BANDIT</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2014 16:32:37 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/rickshapirodiaries/the-bandit</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:34:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Which one of us will do this. I will do it on  a dare. I will do it on  a dare. He sings, he dances. He is bringing a gun. He wants the “MAN” put back in humanity. Why not, he does!
 </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Which one of us will do this. I will do it on  a …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Which one of us will do this. I will do it on  a dare. I will do it on  a dare. He sings, he dances. He is bringing a gun. He wants the “MAN” put back in humanity. Why not, he does!
 </description>
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      <title>If you Tweet about a Salad, I'm Going to Kill You</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2014 19:13:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/rickshapirodiaries/if-you-tweet-about-a-salad-im-going-to-kill-you</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:13:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick Shapiro urges you to reply to life.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rick Shapiro urges you to reply to life.</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rick Shapiro urges you to reply to life.</description>
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      <title>Fuck You, My Self Hatred</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2014 18:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/rickshapirodiaries/fuck-you-my-self-hatred</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:06:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick talks about seeing Doug Stanhope, a conflict with his brother and why being gay would solve his problems. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rick talks about seeing Doug Stanhope, a conflict…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rick talks about seeing Doug Stanhope, a conflict with his brother and why being gay would solve his problems. </description>
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      <title>I Don’t Want Your Gardens And Your Shrubbery</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2014 19:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/rickshapirodiaries/i-dont-want-your-gardens-and-your-shrubbery</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:04:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick rants about Ferguson, Missouri, Disney, Iranian hypocrisy, religion, and athiesm.

Follow us @rickshapirotv @standupny @standupnylabs</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rick rants about Ferguson, Missouri, Disney, Iran…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rick rants about Ferguson, Missouri, Disney, Iranian hypocrisy, religion, and athiesm.

Follow us @rickshapirotv @standupny @standupnylabs</description>
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      <title>We're not all just monkeys</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2014 19:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/rickshapirodiaries/were-not-all-just-monkeys</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:07:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick talks about meaning and the lack thereof. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rick talks about meaning and the lack thereof. </itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rick talks about meaning and the lack thereof. </description>
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      <title>Netanyahu Eats Babies</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2014 19:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/rickshapirodiaries/rsd-8-4-14-mixdown</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:12:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick lays in an angry hammock and muses with gentle explosions about Benjamin Netanyahu, the Andy Dick show, John Cusack, Harry Lennix, porno, bipolarity, and revolutions. 

Follow us @rickshapirotv @standupny @standupnylabs</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rick lays in an angry hammock and muses with gent…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rick lays in an angry hammock and muses with gentle explosions about Benjamin Netanyahu, the Andy Dick show, John Cusack, Harry Lennix, porno, bipolarity, and revolutions. 

Follow us @rickshapirotv @standupny @standupnylabs</description>
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      <title>I Haven't Heard A Word In Seven Years</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2014 18:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/rickshapirodiaries/i-havent-heard-a-word-in-seven-years</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:18:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick rants about LA and how they treat everyone like they're stupid, and how people need to take responsibility about what they've bought themselves.

Follow us @rickshapirotv @standupny @standupnylabs
</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rick rants about LA and how they treat everyone l…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rick rants about LA and how they treat everyone like they're stupid, and how people need to take responsibility about what they've bought themselves.

Follow us @rickshapirotv @standupny @standupnylabs
</description>
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      <title>Dripping Fat Monster</title>
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      <title>You Ain't White</title>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I'm Not Gonna Get The Money</title>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Lawyers create great lives keeping mass murderers out of jail.

Follow us at @standupnylabs @standupny @rickshapirotv</itunes:summary>
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      <title>ITS HARD TO HAVE HEART IN AMERICA. ITS NOT HARD FOR ME.</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2014 20:03:40 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick talks about the friends that he lost to fame.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>I Never Wanted Out, I Only Wanted In - May 13, 2014</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2014 00:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:12:46</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In this entry, Rick talks about his frustrations with Last Comic Standing, Feeling like an outsider and Lionel Richie 

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      <itunes:subtitle>In this entry, Rick talks about his frustrations …</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Blonde Fake Crack Head on How I Met Your Name Of Sitcom - May 1, 2014</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2014 19:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:09:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick wants purists to get in touch with him.

Follow us on Twitter @rickshapirotv @standupny @standupnylabs</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rick wants purists to get in touch with him.

F…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>I'm Not Fucking Bitter, 4-23-14</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2014 19:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:06:29</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In this entry, Rick talks about being a purist, and how everyone should still be performing in the streets for everybody.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>I AM A FUCKING PURIST - 4/18/14</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2014 20:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:07:46</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In this entry of Rick Shapiro Diaries, Rick discusses the need that we have to adhere to trends instead of being the ones who create our own.  Rick also rants about network late night TV, comics taking risks and suggests that CEO's should have to walk the plank.   

Quote of the episode - "Look up the word benign.  It is you in your Google goggles"</itunes:summary>
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      <title>PUPPY MUD SHIT IN THE EYES NEAREST YOU - 4/15/14</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2014 20:13:33 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:12:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick touches on a number of topics including how he’s tired of waking up feeling ripped off, his sadness over the passing of Otto Petersen, finding solace in coffee shops, and he asks the question, “When will America become interesting again?” 

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      <itunes:subtitle>Rick touches on a number of topics including how …</itunes:subtitle>
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Follow all of our shows at StandUpNYLabs.com</description>
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      <title>I WANNA FUCK YOU WITH RECKLESS ABANDON - 4/10/14</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2014 19:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/rickshapirodiaries/i-wanna-fuck-you-with-reckless</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:14:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In this entry of Rick Shapiro Diaries, Rick tackles 'stupidity'.  Rick feels that he's losing his fire on stage because of the dominance of misunderstanding and judgement that makes artists hold back in today's culture.

Quote of the episode - "You are the walking zeitgeist!" </itunes:summary>
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Quote of the episode - "You are the walking zeitgeist!" </description>
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      <title>LOVE ADDICT - 4/7/14</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2014 19:39:43 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:10:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick talks about why he's not sleeping well, the pressures and fears involved with married life, and he asks for the terrorists George W. Bush promised to blow up his house, amongst other things.

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      <itunes:subtitle>Rick talks about why he's not sleeping well, the …</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Don't Be A Fucking Stereotype - 4/3/14</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2014 17:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/rickshapirodiaries/don</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:15:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick rants about people who act like a stereotype, urges people to take kids to museums, and wants you to read his book.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rick rants about people who act like a stereotype…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>WELCOME TO SHITHEAD SHITLAND - 4/1/14</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2014 18:41:13 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:11:31</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick covers a range of topics including religion, casting directors, and the fact that Easy Rider bored the fuck out of him.

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      <itunes:subtitle>Rick covers a range of topics including religion,…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rick covers a range of topics including religion, casting directors, and the fact that Easy Rider bored the fuck out of him.

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      <title>UKRAINE HAS ONE FUCKING BOAT - 3/26/14</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2014 22:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:08:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick is back with a fixed microphone!  He rants about Ukraine and acting.  Things get intense and Rick screams that no one better shut off his microphone.

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      <title>LIFE'S FLICKIN' YOUR CLIT??? 3/20/14</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2014 20:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:06:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rick Shapiro Diaries</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rick gets poetic this week and opens himself up about marriage, kids, and asks what is supposed to make people happy.

Check out all of our shows at http://standupnylabs.com

There was an issue with the recording equipment, we apologize for the quality.</itunes:summary>
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Check out all of our shows at http://standupnylabs.com

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      <title>HOW'S IT FEEL FISH BOY? - 3/11/14</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2014 18:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:23:20</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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