Rick Vs. Kiki Blog

iMoron

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 05:41:00 +0000

hello readers. we are back. kikith is back to being a jerk. check him out trying to get some juice from an Apple charger. i wonder if we can install an update on his stupid face?

Breaking News! Kiki Signs Broadway Deal!

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:35:00 +0000

Apparently, whiskas cat food gave Kiki the green light for "Kikith Christ Superstar". It must be great to be rich and fat like Kiki.

2 Legit 2 Quit

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:31:00 +0000

Well it has been a long time since there was a post here at rvk, but we went through a tough time as Rick almost bit the dust. He wouldnt stop barfing for a bit and stopped eating. However, he is back and we will chronicle his return to health in the next few posts. Here is a photo of Rick to jog your memory.

Seperated at Birth 2

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:26:00 +0000

Dipped Oreo

Dipped Idiot

Image from http://www.louisegraham.com/stilllife/oreo100.jpg

Seperated at Birth?

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:19:00 +0000

Pumpkin Pie

Kiki

Pumpkin Pie from http://www.myrajeanscakes.com/pumpkinpie.jpg

We Have Risen from the Undead!

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 00:38:00 +0000

The blog is back. Check out this informational video produced by Randy Jackson of American Idol:

Guest Jerk of the Day

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:47:00 +0000

Check out Lemonade. He looks like Col. Sanders of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Dogs are idiots.
-Rick and Kiki.

Kiki's New Band Plays MTV Europe Awards

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:11:00 +0000

This band is huge in Europe. Apparently, Kiki has cloned himself so he can play every instrument and sing. The name of his group is MouthBarf.

Damn You Earth!

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:45:00 +0000

If that tectonic plate wouldnt have shifted, Rick and Kiki may have touched. The planets are once again against them becoming friends.

Garfield, is that you?

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 20:57:00 +0000

Straight out of Garfield's playbook, Kiki went berzerk over some lasagna last night. We put some out on a table and he came out of nowhere and "jammed" on it like it was a p-zone. Amazing.

Did Kiki Just Morph?

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 00:49:00 +0000

From the photo below, it appears that Kiki has turned himself into "a laundry detergent." I wonder what Snuggles thinks of this?

Worst Day in History

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 20:27:00 +0000

It was a sad day when Vino was born because we all hate him. Here is a photo from the delivery room.

Rick's Ego is Out Of Control

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 19:47:00 +0000

"Check out this picture that Rick sent to a fan. He thinks he has it going on. The only thing he has going for him is his gold whiskers. I do like them," -Kiki

Is that the King?

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 22:18:00 +0000

Pictured here is Rick doing his favorite activity in which he looks for Elvis in various places in the house. Rick says that Elvis is just like him because they both don't take showers.

Kiki Signs With Whiskas!

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:52:00 +0000

Due to his popularity on the internet, Kiki is now the spokesman for Whiskas cat food. Note his tongue on this billboard in Cayucos, CA.

The Idiot Box and Some Idiots

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:22:00 +0000

From this photo, you can see that Rick is obviously in charge of the television. As for his favorite shows, his tastes lie somewhere between Lifetime movies and design shows. "I simply cant wait to watch Devine Design with Candance Olsen each day," states Rick.

Nugget Burglar!!!

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 01:07:00 +0000

In this photo, you can see that Kiki is trying to steal the nuggets again. Luckily, we caught him before he could "burgle" some. On a side note, he probably would choose the ranch dressing over the bbq sauce

Oh No. Feline Revolt!

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:54:00 +0000

Rick and Kiki were happy to be listed at top100catsites.com. This weekend though, R and K dropped from 93 to 145. It is obvious that they aren't happy about it. Note their home made shanks and foul mouths. Vote for R and K at http://www.top100catsites.com/in.php?site=650.

Rick to Compete in 2008 Olympics

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 00:56:00 +0000

Wow. Check out the critique of Rick's diving ability by Kiki. "Tuffy in '08? Fat Chance! Check out this moron's tuck during his dive. I give it a 4 and a half: four barfs in my mouth and a half a tongue swipe to my nose. -Kiki"

Kiki Records Glam Rock Album

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 00:39:00 +0000

Here is the cover for the new Kiki Stardust album:

Rick Fires Back at Kiki!

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 21:36:00 +0000

Hey Kiki-

This is what you look like, Barf Brain! Watch my artwork here, fang face!

-Sincerely,

Rickolous Percy Tufington

Smooth Move Osborne!

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 18:55:00 +0000

Check out this hairball face trying to fly through the air. Yeah Right! Looks like a random tree branch stopped this jerk in mid flight. Nice cape though. Is that polyester?

Watch Kiki Insult Rick Live!

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 22:50:00 +0000

Technology is amazing. Click here to watch Kiki artistically diss Rick! Gotta love art.com

Bed Hog Cat Analysis

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 23:00:00 +0000

Let's face facts. Kiki is a big fat bed hog. Pictured here is a diagram of the parts of the bed that belong to Kiki.

Britney Spears Stealing Poses from Rick!

noreply@blogger.com (cohnsey) — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:51:00 +0000

What a thief!

Note: Britney's new album cover (left)
Rick's Cat Fancy cover (right)

This just in: Rick is dating K-Fed!

Image from http://icydk.com/2007/10/23/boycott-britney/