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<span class="ff2fc0fs10"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;">IL VERO SIGNIFICATO
DELLE FRASI PRONUNCIATE DALLE DONNE:</span></b></span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">SI = No</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">NO = Si</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">FORSE = No</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">MI DISPIACE = Ti dispiacerà</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">ABBIAMO BISOGNO = Voglio</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">DECIDI TU = La decisione giusta dovrebbe essere ovvia</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">FAI COME TI PARE = La pagherai in seguito</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">DOBBIAMO PARLARE = Ho bisogno di lamentarmi di qualcosa</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">CERTO, FALLO PURE SE VUOI = Non voglio che tu lo faccia</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">NON SONO ARRABBIATA = Certo che sono arrabbiata, stronzo
!</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">SEI COSI` MASCOLINO = Hai bisogno di raderti</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">CERTO CHE STASERA SEI PROPRIO CARINO CON ME = Possibile
che pensi sempre al sesso ?</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">SPEGNI LA LUCE = Ho la cellulite</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">QUESTA CUCINA E` COSI` POCO PRATICA = Voglio una casa
nuova</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">VOGLIO DELLE NUOVE TENDINE = ..e tappeti, e mobili, e
carta da parati</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">HO SENTITO UN RUMORE = Mi ero accorta che stavi per
addormentarti</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">MI AMI ? = Sto per chiederti qualcosa di costoso</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">QUANTO MI AMI ? = Ho fatto qualcosa che non ti piacerà
sentire</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">HO IL SEDERE GROSSO ? = Dimmi che sono stupenda</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">DEVI IMPARARE A COMUNICARE = Devi solo essere d'accordo
con me</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">NIENTE, DAVVERO = E` solo che sei un tale stronzo.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">IL VERO
SIGNIFICATO DELLE FRASI PRONUNCIATE DAGLI UOMINI:</b></span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">HO FAME = Ho fame</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">HO SONNO = Ho sonno</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">SONO STANCO = Sono Stanco</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">ANDIAMO AL CINEMA ? = Mi piacerebbe fare </span><span class="null">se</span></span><span class="null"><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;">ᴤᴤ</span></span><span class="null"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;">o</span></span><span class="ff2fc0fs10"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"> con te</span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">POSSO PORTARTI FUORI A CENA ? = Mi piacerebbe fare </span><span class="null">se</span></span><span class="null"><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;">ᴤᴤ</span></span><span class="null"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;">o</span></span><span class="ff2fc0fs10"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"> con te</span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">POSSO CHIAMARTI QUALCHE VOLTA ? = Mi piacerebbe fare </span><span class="null">se</span></span><span class="null"><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;">ᴤᴤ</span></span><span class="null"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;">o</span></span><span class="ff2fc0fs10"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"> con te</span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">POSSO AVERE L'ONORE DI UN BALLO ? = Mi piacerebbe fare </span></span><span class="null"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">se</span></span><span class="null"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">ᴤᴤ</span></span><span class="null"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">o</span></span><span class="ff2fc0fs10"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"> con te</span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">BEL VESTITO ! = Bella Gnocca !</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">SEMBRI TESA,TI FACCIO UN MASSAGGIO ? = Ti voglio
accarezzare</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">COSA C'E` CHE NON VA ? = Non vedo perché ne stai facendo
una tragedia</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">COSA C'E` CHE NON VA ? = Quale insignificante trauma
psicologico auto-inventato stai combattendo ?</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">COSA C'E` CHE NON VA ? = Immagino che di fare </span><span class="null">se</span></span><span class="null"><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;">ᴤᴤ</span></span><span class="null"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;">o</span></span><span class="ff2fc0fs10"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"> stanotte
non se ne parli...</span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">SONO ANNOIATO = Vuoi fare </span><span class="null">se</span></span><span class="null"><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;">ᴤᴤ</span></span><span class="null"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;">o</span></span><span class="ff2fc0fs10"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"> con me ?</span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">TI AMO = Facciamo </span><span class="null">se</span></span><span class="null"><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;">ᴤᴤ</span></span><span class="null"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;">o</span></span><span class="ff2fc0fs10"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;">, ora !</span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">TI AMO ANCH'IO = Va bene, l'ho detto, ma ora facciamo
del </span><span class="null">se</span></span><span class="null"><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;">ᴤᴤ</span></span><span class="null"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;">o</span></span><span class="ff2fc0fs10"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"> !</span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">SI, MI PIACE IL TUO TAGLIO DI CAPELLI = Mi piacevano di
più prima</span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">PARLIAMO = Sto cercando di fare una buona impressione su
di te in modo che tu creda che sono una persona profonda e forse allora
acconsentirai a fare </span><span class="null">se</span></span><span class="null"><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;">ᴤᴤ</span></span><span class="null"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;">o</span></span><span class="ff2fc0fs10"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"> con me</span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">MI SPOSERAI ? = Voglio che diventi illegale per te
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;">Un
culturista, guardandosi allo specchio, si accorge che è abbronzato dappertutto
meno che sul coso. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;">Decide
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;">Si
sotterra completamente lasciando esposto solo l'arnese. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;">Passano
lì vicino due vecchiette e una, con aria disgustata, dice: </span></div>
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L'altra, perplessa, le chiede cosa mai le è preso e lei risponde: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;">-A 10
anni mi faceva paura, a 20 mi incuriosiva, a 30 me lo godevo, a 40 lo chiedevo,
a 50 me lo compravo, a 60 lo imploravo, a 70 me lo sono scordato, e adesso che
ho 80 anni 'sti bãstãrdi crescono spontanei!</span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;">Diventa
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: IT;">Se sei tenero con loro... sei un idiota.</span></span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: IT;"> </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: IT;"><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se non lo sei... sei un'insensibile.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se non lavori... sei un nullafacente.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se lavori (e per questo non sei mai a casa)...
s'incavolano.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se devono sempre pulire loro la casa (perché tu sei al
lavoro)... ti sei fatto la serva.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se gli vuoi dare una mano... "Levati che faccio da
sola!"</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se qualche volta pagano loro... te ne stai
approfittando.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se paghi tu... poi pretendono di fare le mantenute.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se vuoi andare a letto con loro... sei un porco.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se non ci provi... sei gay.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se loro fanno carriera... è per le loro capacità.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se la fai tu... è perché viviamo in un mondo
maschilista.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se loro escono con altri... è perché sono amici.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se tu esci con altre... sei infedele.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se esci con una donna senza soldi... sei un
opportunista.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se esci con una ricca... sei un cercatore di dote.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se a 30 anni non si sposano... diventano delle zitelle
acide non sapendo che la vita è appena iniziata.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se tu a 30 anni non ti sei sposato... sei uno attaccato
alla gonna della mamma.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se sei di cattivo umore... sei stronzo.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se lo sono loro... poverine, hanno il mal di pancia!</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
<br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se sei brutto... non ti degnano di uno sguardo.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se sei bello e intelligente... sei sicuramente un'
incallito playboy.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se hanno un'amante... è perché tu non gli hai mai
prestato tutte le attenzioni e le cure che ti chiedevano.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se l'amante è il tuo... sei un bastardo!</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se sono insopportabili... cerca di capirle, hanno avuto
una pessima giornata!</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
<span class="ff2fc0fs10">Se lo sei tu... "Non mi vuoi più bene!"</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">COME SI PUÒ
SPERARE DI CAPIRLE SE LORO STESSE NON RIESCONO A FARLO?</b></span></span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Le telefonate durano al massimo 40 secondi.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Necessiti soltanto di una valigia per la vacanza.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Invecchiando acquisti sempre più fascino.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Le code davanti al bagno sono più corte del 90%</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- I tuoi amici se ne fregano se sei ingrassato oppure dimagrito.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Quando fai lo zapping per i canali della tele non devi fermarti quando vedi piangere qualcuno.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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- <span class="ff2fc0fs10">I tuoi ørgäsmi non sono mai finti.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Puoi fare la doccia ed essere pronto per uscire entro 15 minuti.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- La tua biancheria intima costa 10 euro in confezione da tre.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Nessuno ti guarda male se a 40 anni non sei ancora sposato.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Tre paia di scarpe bastano e avanzano.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Puoi toglierti la maglietta quando fa troppo caldo.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Non devi pulire il tuo appartamento ogni volta che hai degli ospiti.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Il meccanico non ti racconta panzane quando gli porti l'auto da riparare.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Puoi guardare la televisione con un amico senza parlare per ore senza pensare che sia arrabbiato con te.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Puoi sederti con le gambe allargate senza che qualcuno pensi alla tua biancheria intima.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Guadagni di più per lo stesso lavoro.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Puoi andare a comprare dei preservativi senza che il venditore ti immagini nudo.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- I film ërøtici sono fatti per te.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">-Il telecomando è tuo.</span><span class="ff1fc0fs10"> </span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">-C´è sempre un canale con sport in televisione.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"><span class="ff2fc0fs10"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"> PERCHE' E' MEGLIO ESSERE DONNA?</b></span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Non hai bisogno di un telefonino per sembrare interessante.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Non dimentichi mai i calzini lavati andando in vacanza.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Puoi diventare Playmate del mese.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Al bagno non c`è quell'odore maleodorante causato da problemi di "mira" di chi ti ha preceduta.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Quando sei dimagrita tutte le tue amiche muoiono d´invidia.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Quando fai lo zapping per i canali della TV non devi fermarti quando vedi una partita di calcio.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Puoi anche far finta di avere un ørgasmø.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Non devi farti la barba di mattino.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Non hai bisogno di biancheria intima.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Non devi più sposarti per avere un figlio.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Non hai bisogno di una macchina.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Se ti togli la maglietta gli altri sentiranno caldo.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Non devi cambiare le lenzuola ogni volta che hai fatto dei bei sogni.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Il tuo parrucchiere trova sempre un tuo capello che ha bisogno di un trattamento.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Puoi guardare la tele per ore con una amica senza doverti alzare a prendere delle birre dal frigo.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Puoi sederti ed incrociare le gambe senza che qualcuno pensi che sei un gay.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Potresti guadagnare soldi con il </span><span class="null">se</span></span><span class="null"><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;">ᴤᴤ</span></span><span class="null"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;">ø</span></span><span class="ff2fc0fs10"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;">.</span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14.0pt;"><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Puoi guardare il sedere dei maschi.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Puoi andare a comprare la pillola in farmacia senza che il farmacista ti dia una confezione di Viagra.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- Nei film ërøtici sei tu la protagonista principale.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- La coperta del letto è tua.</span><br />
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<span class="ff2fc0fs10">- C´è sempre una soap-opera in televisione.</span></span><br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5511233346584599083.post-69428925820272588752015-01-11T14:15:00.000+01:002015-01-11T14:15:00.292+01:00Liti furibonde e dispetti tra cane e gatto… ahahaha!! Sembra che il gatto abbia la meglio..!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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