Right Where You Are Sitting Now

Mutter Boxx – Episode 05 Julian Vayne: Christmas, Dammit!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Wed, 28 Dec 2016 11:24:02 +0000

After months of drought, Josh smokes too much reefer and exposes how little he knows about life outside the US while talking to author and occultist Julian Vayne about drugs, being thankful, a new system for voting, and how to get high off a bottle of soda pop.

STUFF WE TALK ABOUT: Psychoactive Substances Act, Miracle berries, Cake, Phil Hine digging for gold, Erik Davis' Techgnosis, astral projection, MAPS, UNM's psychedelic research, Francis Crick (debunked, like a boss), brain-to-brain interfacing.

READ JULIAN: The Blog of Baphomet Chaos Streams 01 Books by..

WATCH JULIAN: Scroll of Thoth appearance Psychedelic Museum Project

Mutter Boxx – Episode 04 Philip H. Farber: BRAINS!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 14 Jun 2016 20:12:31 +0000

Author, occultist, and NLP master Philip Farber talks about hypnosis, memetics, marijuana, and our weird brains. He also gets Josh to speak publicly about magic without groaning.

STUFF WE TALKED ABOUT:

Susan Blackmore explains Memes
Neuro-Linguistic pogramming
Mirror neurons
Michael Persinger's God Helmet
Amy Cuddy on body language
Memory reconsolidation
Enest Hilgard's questionable hypnosis experiments
Ericksonian hypnosis
Holographic principle
Scythians' marijuana use
Harry Anslinger and Billie Holliday

FIND PHIL:

meta-magick.com

READ PHIL:

On Amazon

WATCH PHIL:

LISTEN TO PHIL:

Appearance on THC 113

SEE PHIL:

"Magick for Potheads" at Starwood Festival

Coincidence Control Network: File #97 - Return of the Living Dead

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sun, 12 Jun 2016 19:14:50 +0000

WE RETURN FROM THE DEAD AGAIN!! Sorry this has taken so long, but we've all been super super busy with the 9-5. Normal service will resume shortly.

This Week: Who hacked the TSA? Posture is for losers, Super horny robots, A new Roswell? And much more...

Crew: Lil Ray, Raymond Wiley, and Ken Eakins

Linkydinks:

The TSA hacked? - Link
Fuck Posture link
I'm stuck in a WWII hole! - Link
Touching Robots Makes You Randy Link
The new Roswell? - Link
Confederate "Heritage" Month - Link
Missing Wright Brothers Patent Found Link
The Devil Cometh to New York...eth - Link
Segre-GAY-tion - Link

Tune: øfdream - Thelema

Coincidence Control Network: File #96 - The Show Reawakens

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Wed, 30 Mar 2016 21:40:37 +0000

This Week: Venereal nastiness, Hypersexual Reptillian Martians, Rise of the robots, Corpse brides, and Nazi Hex rituals...it's good to be back.

Crew: Lil Ray, Raymond Wiley, Roejen, and Ken Eakins

Linkydinks:

Bring me the head of ...ewwwww - Link
Who is Kyle Odom? - Link
The Robots Are Coming! Link
Example source for progressive propaganda in the current cycle. - Link
Tim Burton would be proud - Link
Germany: Kinda Rapey Link
Himmler’s Occult Stash - Link
Colorado are super-high Link
Kill Hitler with Black Magic! - Link

Musical Exit: YTCracker - Spacewalk

Mutter Boxx – Episode 03 Duncan Trussell: Motion Sickness

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 17:11:28 +0000

Comedian, spiritual seeker, and podcast OG Duncan Trussell tells us about Buddhism, reminds us to forgive ourselves, and teaches Josh how to quit smoking (he's working on it. Promise).

STUFF WE TALK ABOUT:

Roshi Joan Halifax
Chögyam Trungpa's Cutting Through Spiritual Materialism
Love Serve Remember Foundation
Sri Neem Karoli Baba Maharajji
Why Josh gets bummed about Carlos Castenada
Hakim Bey's poor sexual choices

FIND DUNCAN:

WATCH DUNCAN:

SEE DUNCAN LIVE

Mutter Boxx – Episode 02 Dr. Paul Harrison_ Egypt POP! (or The OTHER Isis)

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Wed, 27 Jan 2016 16:04:47 +0000

This week finds our humble host at the mercy of author, actor, archaeologist and Egyptologist Dr. Paul Harrison. Paul schools us on the subject of race in ancient Egypt, breaks down the Osiris/Isis/Horus/Set myth, and describes a world without Facebook. Horror!

STUFF WE TALK ABOUT:

FIND PAUL:

WATCH PAUL:

EYE ON THE NEEDLE DOC:

Coincidence Control Network: File #95 - The American Revolution 2.0

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 26 Jan 2016 11:45:10 +0000

This week: The American Revolution 2.0! But don't worry, after next week, the Brits are coming! Anyway, this week, Giant face-hugging sea-spider bastards, Star Wars gets panned by a kids cartoon, tin foil is the new black, and much more.

Personnel – Frater Isla, and Joe Nolan

Linkydinks:

Gigantic Sea Spiders Link
Star Wars Fail Link
Tin Foil Fashionista Link
AAS Tarot Cards Link
Affluenza Teen Link
Brion Gysin Link

Musak: Weezer - The British are coming

Coincidence Control Network: File #94 - Shattering the PO PO!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Fri, 08 Jan 2016 12:07:48 +0000

This week: Get your dabs on, loads of film banter, predict your future with Dale Cooper, Ants are rad, killing Napoleon, the fake Jihad hotline, and much more. Personnel – Frater Isla, Joe Nolan, and Ken Eakins

Linkywinks:

Shattering the po-po - Link
New Island In the Distant Japan! Link
Twin Peaks Tarot Link
Scientology perma-banned from Russia - Link
Ants Building Bridges Link
The Chemist Who Killed Napoleon Link
1-800-Jihad - Link
Sci-Fi Trip Link
New LSD doc Link

Aafat - Bollywood Bloodbath

Mutter Boxx - Episode 01 - Ted Heistman: Fascism, Isis, and Karaoke

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 29 Dec 2015 18:12:43 +0000

We join writer-artist Ted Heistman as he tells us about his adventure in the Appalachians, his theory on the reality (or unreality) of the ISIS threat, the Reichian view of fascism, and a whole lot more. Get your tin-foil mortarboards on. It's the inaugural episode!

STUFF WE TALK ABOUT:

The Mass Psychology of Fascism by Wilhelm Reich
“Mammary Metaphysics” Book of the Breast by Robert Anton Wilson
Stefan Molyneux
Nelson Mandela timeslip
John Titor – Joseph Matheny

FIND TED:

READ TED:

Coincidence Control Network: File #93 - Taking a dump on U!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 03 Nov 2015 22:28:14 +0000

This week: Japan: The new breeding ground for hipsterism, Betting on anything here in the UK, Hitler was a damn junkie!, Alan Moore's depatronisation continues, You WILL Praise the J!, Satan's coming out party, and much more.

Personnel – Frater Isla, Raymond WIley, and Ken Eakins

Linktastics:

Fax Machines in the Distant Japan Link LR
Political bookies - Link RW
Hitler the Meth-head - Link - KE
Alan Moore: Historian Link LR
You WILL praise the LORD! - Link RW
Hail Satan! - Link KE
Pop Art Aunties Link LR
Scatalogical Warfare! Link RW
Magicus Fighticus - Link - KE

Musique:

Tei Shi - Bassically

Coincidence Control Network: File #92 - A Case of Mistaken Episode Number

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Mon, 26 Oct 2015 15:54:19 +0000

This week: The Americans take over!, Samy's worm, Florida goats know how to party, Avril is Leavinge ... see what I did there, and much more...

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Raymond WIley

Linkywinks:

Samy’s Worm Link
Our New Relative Link
Florida Party Goats Link
When I was a boy...Link
The Boner King of Cincinnati Turned Out to Be a Big Dick Link
Avril Replaced by Doppleganger Live

Choon:

Die Antwoord - Baby's On Fire

Coincidence Control Network: File #91 - Teetering on a Glass Bridge

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Fri, 16 Oct 2015 15:18:44 +0000

This week: Make your own comics you lazy ...., The stuff of nightmares, Philp K Dick: The barely tapped resource, Animal magic, We'll never know what her log had to say, and much more.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Linkydonks:

Mark Millar Wants YOU to Make Comics! Link
Seriously...just no! - Link
Minority Report - film, television, reality Link
Live Migration Link
RIP Catherine ‘The Log Lady’ Coulson - Link
New Lou - Link
I TOLD You Little Girls Can Be Funny Link Link
YouTube Adfree subscription coming next month - Link
Californium is Full of Schlocky Dick Link

Choon: Kool Keith - 3000

Coincidence Control Network: File #90 -Selling the Internet Hate Machine

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Wed, 23 Sep 2015 13:17:19 +0000

This week: After a much needed holiday, we return. Hunter S Thompson's crazy antics, Abduction is real!, Disney tracking, Yesus for President, the Internet Hate Machine is sold, and much more.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Linkydonks:

HST Mini-Doc Link
Hill’s Abduction Proven by Stars and Stats Link
Disney’s Mark of the Beast - Link
Kanye in 2020 (Kanye in 20/20) Link
4 Chan Sold to Inspiration Link
The Drugs don’t work, they just make you...dead - Link
Bring Tree-Sitting Back Link

Choon:

Woodkid - Iron

Coincidence Control Network: File #88 - The Coffee Table Anarchist

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 25 Aug 2015 21:37:23 +0000

This week: The prophetic rhetoric of a dinner with Andre, Face-gratin'-fun, Killing Banksy dead with his own gun, interference from the Slender Man, Arm-ear-art, Punch dat Davinci, UK wrongness and loads more.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Linkydoodas:

Revisiting ‘My Dinner With Andre’ - Link
Death Metal Cheese Link
Everything that’s shit about Banksy in a themepark! - Link
The Return of Slender Man Link
Listen With Your Arm Link
Art Puncher! - Link
Eyes on Crime in the UK Link
Bungle in the Jungle Link

Choon

DyMe-A-DuZin - Triple Darkness

Coincidence Control Network: File #88 - Some Sexy Big Foot Action

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 04 Aug 2015 21:51:02 +0000

This week: Them crazy kids and their 3D printers, Romanian discounts get weird, Who killed Kurt?, Driving tourists round the bend, Sexy granddad alien forgot his medication, and much more.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Linkydoodas:

3D Printed Drugs Link
They vant to suck your blood - Link
Soaked in Bleach - Link
Driverless Tourists Link
Mexican Alien caught on camera - Link
Bigfoot Baby-Daddy - Link
Woman Marries Dog, Pretends She Doesn’t Have Sex With Him Link
Tuba Trolling - Link
One More Bigfoot Post - Link

Choon

Black Flag and Mike Patton - Six Pack

Coincidence Control Network: File #87 -Praise the J

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 07 Jul 2015 16:29:03 +0000

This Week: Rust makes a play for Second Life's girth economy?, The greatest Dwarf England has ever produced, Hunter S. Thompson's house: A Disneyland for Counterculturists?, Russians love a conspiracy theory, Mein Kunst!, and much more.

Personnel – Raymond Wiley, Roejen Razorwire, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Links

The Randomized Dicks of Rust Link
Asbo Daleks - Link
Hunter S. Thompson’s Home to Become a Museum - Link
Dylan Storm Roof, the CoC and the Legacy of Segregation Link
Russian doubt - Link
South Carolina’s Governor on the Confederate Flag Link
Mein Art - Link
Supreme Court suspense Link

Musique Canibus - Channel Zero

Coincidence Control Network: File #86 - I wish I was a Pigeon and he was a Statue

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Mon, 22 Jun 2015 21:16:48 +0000

This Week: Some manly pep talk from Jason, blurring the truth, a true shit artist, mysticism in the 21st century, Frater's latest summer collection, we're going to need a bigger boat, and much more.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Links

Fox Hates Square Boobs Link
Shit Artist! - Link
Charlie Charlie No No Link
Robo Spider Dress Link LR anoukwipprecht.nl
Jaws at 40 Link
RIP section 215 of the Patriot Act - Link
Pigeon Memes Conquer India Link
Ecstasy is the new Xanax Link
Chinese Dog Eating Festival Link
What do Americans think of Russell Brand? - Link

Musique

Stathmau5 - Viagra's for pussies.

Coincidence Control Network: File #85 - S&*t Beard Strikes Again!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 05 May 2015 21:41:16 +0000

This Week: Lil Ray combats corporeal Internet lurgies and hates on carnies, Sex robots, the question is finally answered...or is it?, Lil Ray hates earthquakes, Joe Nolanawitz and the missing art, branded teeth implants, and much more.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Links

F&*k Animals. F&*k Clowns. Link
The future of sex tourism = Robots Link
Where is Napoleon's penis? - Link
F&*k Earthquakes Link Link Link Link
What does this dying gangster know about world’s biggest art heist? Link
The best tooth implant ever? - Link
F&*k Bee Pollen Link
Snowden, Assange, Manning statues unveiled in Berlin Link
Being a hipster is shit - Link

Musique

Boots Electric - Complexity

Coincidence Control Network: File #84 - Back from the great infection

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sun, 03 May 2015 11:40:11 +0000

**We got our candy asses hacked here at SittingNow, so it was all hands on deck sorting that, some chicken soup, and a hearty dose of anti-biotics, and we're back!**

This week: Frater brings the mystery of alien radio signals to their knees, Florida + dinosaurs = win, The great American Insurance saga continues, There's gold in dem der hills, Killer robots, and much more.

Personnel – Raymond Wiley, Roejen Razorwire, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Links

Radio Signals Are Aliens! Link
BREAKING NEWS: Radio Signals Are Not Aliens! Link
Jurassic Florida Link
Insurance Shenanigans Link
Brown gold! - Link
New Report Says No to Killer Robots Link
Getting Stuffed - Link
No rock! Bring the country! - Link
First holographic protest - Link
That’s some PKD shit right there! - Link
Can’t Afford a Therapist? Link

Coincidence Control Network: File #83 - Heaven's Great!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 24 Mar 2015 22:25:05 +0000

This week: UFO Cultists are foodies!, WWI flying saucers: re-examined, CERN attempt to end us all again, Mars rover runs on Windows 95, Virtual conks, killer music, and much more.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Links

Heaven’s Gate Anti-Foodies Link
WWI UFOs Link
Parallel Universes ya’ll - Link
Mars Rover Opportunity No Longer Amnesiac Link
A Year in Space Link
Virtual Nose Fixes VR Sickness Link
Music the silent killer - Link
Boeing Works On Force Fields Link
Panning for gold - Link

Musick

Die Antwoord - Baby's on fire

Coincidence Control Network: File #82 - In Search Of...

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 17 Mar 2015 23:16:40 +0000

This week: Joe has been replaced by a Dalek! Don't judge me for watching porn, porn in space, Dick of the future, Stonehenge needs a new roof, those generous crows, Jodorowsky kickstartin', Clone your dog from the past, big brother is still watching you, whistleblowin', a great alternative to expensive flights, and london's been duped by fake drugs.

Personnel – Robo Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Porno justice! - Link
Memoir of a Sci-Fi Pornographer Link
Dick on the Future Link
Sitting Now Phillip K Dick episode - LINK
Stonehenge is missing its roof! - Link
How to Get Free Stuff From Crows Link Link
Jodorowsky Kickstarter Link
8:58 - The Clock - Link
Korean Dog Clone Link
The police are tracking you...well, duh! - Link
War on Whistleblowers Link
Mail Me to Australia Link
London’s Coke Problem: It’s Not Coke Link

Music: Boots Electric - Complexity

Coincidence Control Network: File #81 - Gay for Lil Ray

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Mon, 02 Mar 2015 19:44:02 +0000

This week: Charlie's hippy squeeze does a runner, Florida want their throne back, science proves the weirdest things, Return of a legend, Twitter: The US government's bitch, Ray dreams of Putin, Iceland: an awesome place, and much more.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, Raymond Wiley and Ken Eakins

Manson Wedding is OFF Link
Oh Florida - Link
Amazons! Link
X-FILES!! Link
Twitter’s redacted surveillance document - Link
I Dream of Putin - Link
Icelanders Go Pagan Link
Anti-Satan Police Training Link
This American Burroughs Link
E-Cigs, the backlash begins! - Link
No More Mr Nice Guy! - Link

Coincidence Control Network: File #80 - Raiders of the Lost Episode

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Mon, 23 Feb 2015 22:31:38 +0000

A while back in the New Year we recorded an episode of CCN that I thought was lost. Work commitments, and illness on all sides of the Atlantic got in the way, and then it vanished from the YouTube feed. Then, all of a sudden, like a Kim Monaghan at free-food fair, it appeared out of nowhere. I don't have any links for this show anymore, but I hope you enjoy it anyway.

Coincidence Control Network: File #79 - Old Father Whine

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sat, 10 Jan 2015 18:30:20 +0000

The belated pre-Xmas episode finally rears its beautiful head! Internet and holiday seasons don't mix well, apologies.

This week: Happy birthday to the literary messiah!, Poo idols, Annoying those caarazy Christians, Skinny Puppy profit from pain, Magic mushrooms and the crown, and much more.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Links of yore:

Happy Birthday PKD Link
Scatological Christmas Link
The must have bling that Christians hate. - Link
Skinny Puppy Torture Invoice Link
Busted by Mom on CSPANLink
On Her Majesty’s Secret Mushrooms - Link
Marky Ramone Memoir Link
‘Merry Christmas’ is Back, Bitches Link
Going Medieval with 3D printing - Link

Coincidence Control Network: File #78 - Don't look!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Mon, 08 Dec 2014 21:30:06 +0000

We finally went and did it. The first video CCN!

This week: Kim gives us the low down on an event in the US, Dino teeth...found!, About as useful as a chocolate teapot, Matheny's new online mag, Take a tour of evolution with this retard, Jesus in asia, Hitler's artistic chops, Fast crocodiles, landing robots on comets, Egyptian magick, and much more.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Links:

Ferguson - Link
Dino Dentistry! - Link
Apocalypse News: Chocolate Shortage (Not) On the Way Link
The new Remnants project with Joseph Matheny - Link
Retard Christian woman is outraged at museum's evolution exhibition - Link
Jesus in Japan Link
Hitler - Artist - Link
Galloping Crocodiles Link
How did we not cover this Space News? Link
Egyptian Grimoire Translated Link
Brand and Grotesque Blood Sport - Link
Jodorowsky’s Animated Dune Link

Coincidence Control Network: File #77 - Too Spicy for India!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sun, 23 Nov 2014 21:13:22 +0000

This week: Kim and Joe have been sent to podcast bootcamp, UFO smoking gun...if only there was a gun, bum fights! yeah!, Florida shakes it weird booty back in our direction, Dragon Age too spicy for Indian tastes, music so bad it kills, Nazis raise cash for charity, and much more.

Personnel – Frater Isla, Roejen Razorwire and Ken Eakins

Linkydinkys:

UFO ‘Smoking Gun’ Pile Gets Bigger Link
Bum Fights and Body Parts Link
Florida ups the Ante - Link
New Dragon Age - Illegal in India Link
Music Hatred the Next Generation Link
German Neo-Nazis Accidentally Raise Money for Anti-Extremist Charity Link
Lube 101 Link
Lumbersexuality Link
Texas Textbooks Suck Link
Student Sheep Shaggers! -Link
Energy drinks are the devils work - Link
Dino Dentistry! - Link

Interlude: Bobby Con.

Coincidence Control Network: File #76 - Restoring Order

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 18 Nov 2014 14:36:58 +0000

This week: CCN reaches an all time low: Using Robots to make ghosts, a new low in regular features, clowns are scary..the facts, China has a really big laser, a big snake eats a man, the pros and cons of space travel with Virgin, Bill's documentary about Napster, more religious hoaxary, and much more.

Personnel – Kim Monaghan, Ken Eakins, and Frater Isla

Linkydinkys:

Using Robots To Make Ghosts Link
Vanessa Mae News - Link
French Fucking Clowns! - Link
China Builds a Laser Cannon to Emasculate the World Link
Thank God someone finally did this - Link
Still going ? - Link
Downloaded -Link
Hoaxer Says Jesus Was Married Link
The Big Bud - Link
Occupy Democracy - Link

Interludes The Queens Empire.

Coincidence Control Network: File #75 - A True American Love Story

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sun, 26 Oct 2014 21:15:07 +0000

Sorry for the delay this week kids. I (the all seeing Ken), have been stricken with evil germs. What are you going to do uh?

This week: I actually don't know...it's all in American...But I think they talk about Black Eyed kids again...or was it the black eyed peas?, Something about Pigeons being terrorists?, How Twin Peaks is an all American cherry pie of a show?, Going to war again?...I dunno you listen.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, and Frater Isla

Ghost News: Black Eyed Child is back! - Link
10,000 Chinese Pigeons Subjected to Cavity SearchesLink
The Return of Twin Peaks Link
‘The Art of Future War Project’: Washington Hires ‘Call of Duty’ Creator Link
Spooktober - The Goatman of Pope Lick Link
Antarctica’s Melting Ice Causing Gravity to Change Link
The Medium is the Message at 50 - Link

Coincidence Control Network: File #74 - Like Staring into the Black Eyes of A Child!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 20:39:54 +0000

This image was straight up jacked from the amazing http://www.scifiairshow.com go check it out

This week: The great Idaho chicken heist of 2014, stoner mice, Boffins discuss aliens, Michael Bay's already done it, Titantastic titillation, Dracula News: The new craze sweeping the nation, Edgar Allen Poe's wet dream, Colombian cons his way into Isla's heart, and much more.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Links:

Nice job - Link
Marty The Marijuana Mouse Link
NASA gets boffins into talk Aliens Link
Diary date - Link
What is this strange object in the ocean on Titan? - Link
Dracula News: Vlads prison discovered Link
Some Lady Might Have Possibly Been Buried Alive Maybe Link
Colombian Con Man is Isla’s Hero Link
Missing the point - Link
Ghost News: Black Eyed Child is back! - Link

Music: Dan the Automator - Ganges A Go-Go

Coincidence Control Network: File #73 - Satan's Big Red Rocket!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sat, 27 Sep 2014 22:40:41 +0000

This week: Magick: The drug of the nation, bring back Satan's thuper dick, Goats doing what they do best, Walmart gets a soakin', ISIS are thuper pithed at Twitter, oh mah gawwww, best suicide ever?, Nerd talk with Joe and Roejen, GTFO my iPhone US, theriouthly!

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, Roejen Razorwire, and Ken Eakins

Links:

Witchcraft, Sorcery, and Magic on the Battlefield Link
People demand the return of well endowed Satan - Link
The Decaptitated Goats of NYC Link
Bodily fluids News: Two twats sprayed Walmart stock with Doe piss - Link
ISIS Tweets: Kill Twitter Link
Man decapitates himself with a car - Link
D&D at 40 Link
U2 Unloaded Link

Music: Cloroform - Hey You! Let's Kiss!

Coincidence Control Network: File #72 - The Boys Are Back In...The Gym?

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Mon, 15 Sep 2014 17:45:47 +0000

This week: Dem boffins are at it again and Kim is watchin' em, behold your new master: JIBO, Europe hates Google, Ebola and Roswell, Naked hijackers and much more!

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Higgs - Boson News - Link
Google Glass no longer scares me; Jibo does - Link, Link
Europe Hates Google Link
Ebola: The Roswell Connection Link
Elbow musical or musical elbow ? - Link
Naked, Stick-Wielding Carjacker Gets Hogtied By Highway Drivers - Link
Witchcraft, Sorcery, and Magic on the Battlefield Link
The Decaptitated Goats of NYC Link
How it starts - Link
Two twats sprayed Walmart stock with Doe piss - Link
ISIS Tweets: Kill Twitter Link
D&D at 40 Link Joe

Outro: Mike Patton and The Dillenger Escape Plan - When good dogs do bad things

Coincidence Control Network: File #71 - Ryan Gosling Made Me Do It!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Fri, 05 Sep 2014 22:03:58 +0000

This week: Gundam fans: size isn't everything, Don't cross the Dark Lord!, Glow in the dark Wild Boar, Net Neutrality, Ryan Gosling and incest, Don't be dissing my Montessori, Google Glass: The creepiness continues, and much more!

Personnel – Matt Staggs, Frater Isla, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Links

Anime Dweebs Plan Sixty-Foot Robot Link
Dark Lord oppression - Link
More than one in three wild boar in Germany too radioactive to eat - LINK
How will Kim get his unspeakable porn? - Link
The Notebook Proven to Cause Incest Link
Montessori Texas style - Link
Creepy emotion-detecting Google Glass app - LINK
Octopus-Inspired Cloak of Invisibility Link
Beer Texas style - Link
Drunk Seattle Man in Tuxedo Opens Fire on Couple Who Interrupts public oral sex -Link
Double Space News (DSN) - Link, Link 2

Music: Estradasphere

Coincidence Control Network: File #70 - You Are Being Lied to!...Sort Of

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Fri, 29 Aug 2014 14:03:51 +0000

This week: US Veterans are not fans of drugs, The great Washington body-double conspiracy, Germany does it analogue!, The cows come home, Archie takes a bullet...finally, and loads more great gumph in this return to CCN greatness!

Personnel – Raymond Wiley, Matt Staggs, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

[powerpress]

Links

US Veterans Stop Taking Their Meds Link
Washington Body Doubles - Link
Germany goes back to the future with typewriters - Link
Freedom of choice...for cows - Link
Archie Takes a Bullet Lin
Robbie the Robot’s claws: Torah writing robot debuts - Link
Money well spent - Link
Russian scientists might be our saviours -Link
GCHQ Can Manipulate Social Media Link

Interlude: Sage Francis - Dance Monkey

EPISODE 47 - Operation Paperclip with Annie Jacobsen

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Thu, 21 Aug 2014 11:20:42 +0000

This episode Kim the usurper takes the interview throne, and interviews our second female guest to date, the wonderful Annie Jacobsen.

Annie has recently published a book called 'Operation Paperclip: The Secret Intelligence Program that Brought Nazi Scientists to America', says it all really.

World War II, Secret Nazi Scientists, what more do you need? Enjoy! [powerpress]

Ken's (yeah...KEN'S) musical slices this week come in the shape of:

Romdraculas - Mockobckne Okha
Eyvind Kang - Pure Nothing
Miasma & The Carousel Of Headless Horses- Peacock the Heretic

Annie Jacobsen Bio:

Annie Jacobsen is an investigative journalist and author who writes about war, weapons, U.S. national security and government secrecy. Her newest book, “OPERATION PAPERCLIP: The Secret Intelligence Program That Brought Nazi Scientists to America,” published on February 11, 2014 and became an instant New York Times bestseller.

Her 2011 non-fiction bestseller, ”AREA 51: An Uncensored History of America’s Top Secret Military Base,” has been published in five languages and is being made into an AMC scripted television series with Gale Anne Hurd (Walking Dead, Terminator), and Chris Carter (X-Files).

Annie Jacobsen graduated from St. Paul’s School and Princeton University where she wrote with Joyce Carol Oates and Paul Auster, studied Greek, and served as Captain of the Princeton Women’s Ice Hockey Team. She was a contributing editor for the Los Angeles Times Magazine from 2009 until it closed in 2013. She lives in Los Angeles with her husband Kevin and their two sons.

(source: http://anniejacobsen.com)

Coincidence Control Network: File #069 - All Kinds of Sexy!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Wed, 09 Jul 2014 11:24:07 +0000

WHAT IS THIS?? A CCN RELEASED IN A TIMELY FASHION?

This week: We salute the changing of the guard at DisInfo, Bad vibes in Isla-Town, Vlad the Impaler found!, Washington hippy news, Ouija boards now on the NHS, Get that vag in shape!, Soooo Normcore, Spotty Mars logic, and get your folk on with shirley Collins.

Personnel – Kim Monaghan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Links

Farewell, Matt Staggs - Link
Bad Vibes in Texas Link
Dracula is buried in Italy...apparently - Link
Stoned State: Weed in Washington Link
Diagnosis: Ouija Board Link Link
Vaginal fitness tracker - Link
What’s a Normcore? Link
Rover Spots Mars UFO? Link
Shirley Collins Campaign - Link

Behind Closed Doors - Broadcast #44

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Thu, 03 Jul 2014 09:39:54 +0000

Come and talk music with us on Facebook here.

Tracklist

Nomeansno - Dance Of The Headless Bourgoisie
Bohren & Der Club of Gore - Ber Rosarotem Licht
Weave - Go Ni
Father Murphy - Bones Got Dry
John Carpenter - Assault on Precinct 13
Dead Rider - Of One Thousand
The Advisory Circle - Mind How You Go
Sandfingers - Concrete Rainbow
Canibus - Channel Zero
Sunn O))) & Ulver - Eternal Return
Greguy - Temps
The Unsemble - Neon
Teeth of the Sea - Open Up and Let the Devil In

If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

Coincidence Control Network: File #068 - HAARPing on!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Mon, 23 Jun 2014 23:05:52 +0000

This week: HAARPing back to the old days, Dead or Alive...or meditating?, Slender goings on, Freeze creep!. Farewell Rick Mayall, The Revenge of the Russian Yeti!, and Football has a new enemy!

Personnel – Kim Monaghan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Links:

Farewell, Sweet HAARP. I Already Miss You Link
Court to decide if guru is dead or just in deep meditation - Link
Slender Man Stabbings Link Link Link Link
Human Suspended Animation Trials This Month Link
RIP Rick Mayall - Link
The Russian Yeti Kills Again Link
Witch Doctor Responsible for Futbol Star’s Injury Link
Pizza Drone - Link
Slenderman - Link

Interludes - Doctor Sex!

Coincidence Control Network: File #067 - Weaponised Silence

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sun, 08 Jun 2014 14:09:40 +0000

This week: California's mayor bullies bullies, That ain't no Yeti. Uri Geller...sigh, German Cat slinging, HR Dieder...too soon?, Florida: the endless story machine, plus much more.

Personnel – Kim Monaghan, Frater Isla, and Joe Nolan

Links

CA Mayor to Bullying Victims: “Grow a Pair” Link
Is Yeti a Bear? - Link
Uri Geller’s Spoon Gorilla Link
German Cat-Weapons of the Middle Ages - Link
Goodbye HR Giger - Link
FLORIDA WATCH: Representative Says Common Core Program Makes Kids Gay Link
McScary - Link Link
The Case of the Parisian Penis Rooster - Link
Best Speech Ever - Link

Musick

Serge Gainsbourg

Coincidence Control Network: File #066 - We Were Into New Moons Before They Were Cool

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Fri, 23 May 2014 11:08:13 +0000

Apologies for the lateness of this show, I (The Ken) have been ill.

This week: The Big Dog is off the chain, yeah that's right, Ken's hosting again. That's really all you need to know....no?...ok, this week we discuss The latest activistprank from the Yes Men, New moons and hipsters, Hack your face!, Kim's analogue dream tape, Stuff, The weirdness of Mandella's interpreter, Brazilian football is Smash TV, Nintendo gayness, and Florida's cache of medieval weapons.

Personnel – Kim Monaghan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Links to your soul

The Yes Men Prank Homeland Security Link
New moon rising - Link
URME Prosthetic Surveilance Hacking! - Link
Cassette Tapes are Back! Link
I would. - Link
Mandella interpreter is a fucking oddball - Link
Brazilian Futbol Fan Killed by Toilet Link
Gaytendo - Link
Cache of Medieval weapons discovered in a coffin in Florida - Link

Interlude:

These disturbed wannabes - Link

BCD - A Tad Dank 7

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 13 May 2014 18:08:56 +0000

Tracklist

1. Time of the Night People - Melancholy
2. Anaesthesiologist - Dirty Hit
3. Sailplanes - Underneath A Northern Sky
4. Porvort & Klangchester - Dolores In Wonderland (Magic Potion)
5. Northville Tunnels - You Are My Density
6. WHAM BAM ! - High Days
7. Sun Inside - Five Steps
8. Joev.Noise - Siren
9. Jucumari - Blekt Blondin
10. Minced Beats - Printer Jam

Coincidence Control Network: File #065 - The Return of The Dead Eye

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sun, 11 May 2014 16:09:56 +0000

This week: Ken gets all nerdy about the Star Wars Episode VII cast announcement, The KKK gets all neighbourly and then sleeps with a gay black guy, Bees are little bastards!, Balls of purity, More fascism in the UK, Dem Vampire Ants be all up in my yard, E.T.'s sordid past, Locke and load, and Trippin' in Italy.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins Links

STAR WARS Ep VII CAST ANNOUNCED!!! - Link
KKK Starts Neighborhood Watch Link
Ken’s Fascist Corner: KKK Grand Dragon’s gay black man past. - Link
Worst place to be stung by a bee Link
Purity Balls Link
Ken’s Fascist Corner: EDL march in Brighton turns ugly...who saw that one coming? - Link
Dracula Ants Discovered in Madagascar Link
Atari’s Shame Unearthed Link
Locke film review Link
The Trip is back

Interlude

Ugly Duckling - Left Behind

EPISODE 46 - Everything is Fine! With Crispin H. Glover

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sun, 04 May 2014 10:12:00 +0000

This episode we talk to a personal hero of mine, Crispin Hellion Glover. Although probably best known for his mainstream roles in films such as Back to the Future, Charlie's Angels, and Willard, Crispin has blazed his own trail via art-house cinema, underground book publishing, and relentless touring. Join us once again as we venture into the world of Crispin Hellion Glover.

Daddytank's musical treats this episode:

Apostrophic - TXLS4
Dead Rider - Blank Screen
Benjamin Shaw - Break The Kettles And Sink The Boats

Crispin Glover Biography

Both onscreen and off, Crispin Glover earned notoriety as one of the most infamous oddballs in Hollywood, garnering vast critical acclaim for his bizarre character turns and intense performances. Crispin Hellion Glover was born September 20, 1964, in New York City. After his family's late-'60s relocation to Los Angeles, he began acting while still in elementary school, and by the age of 13 had already secured professional representation. After winning a lead role in an L.A. production of {+The Sound of Music} starring Florence Henderson, Glover graduated high school and began working regularly in television, appearing in guest roles on series like Happy Days, Hill Street Blues, and Family Ties. In 1981, he made his feature debut in the teen sex rompPrivate Lessons, and in 1983 appeared in My Tutor as well as a pair of TV movies, High School U.S.A. and The Kid with the 200 I.Q. Supporting roles in projects like 1984's Teachers, Racing With the Moon, and the American Film Institute-produced The Orkly Kid followed, but a highly idiosyncratic performance as Michael J. Fox's father in the 1985 blockbuster Back to the Future was Glover's ticket to stardom. In 1986, he delivered a brilliant performance in the disturbing teen drama River's Edge, but in the wake of its release he began to earn a notorious reputation for eccentric behavior: A July 1987 appearance on NBC's Late Night with David Letterman in which Glover -- clad in a ratty wig and platform shoes -- attempted to kick the program host in the head was the stuff of tabloid headlines, and the concurrent publication of {-Rat Catching}, an antique Victorian children's book updated with gruesome cut-up text and new drawings distributed through his mother's Volcanic Eruptions press imprint, did little to dispel questions about his sanity. In 1989, Glover issued an LP, {^The Big Problem Does Not Equal the Solution. The Solution Equals Let It Be}, containing a bizarro-world cover of the Nancy Sinatra hit {&"These Boots Are Made for Walkin'."} A follow-up, {^The Big Love Album}, remains unreleased. That same year, he shocked onlookers by refusing to return for the inevitable Back to the Future sequel. When another actor was outfitted with prosthetics as a substitute, Glover successfully sued 20th Century Fox, a legal victory which forced the Screen Actor's Guild to create new rules on the issue of performance "sampling." He then turned his back on the Hollywood mainstream, accepting supporting roles in off-kilter films like David Lynch's Wild at Heart and Lasse Hallstrom's What's Eating Gilbert Grape? In 1991, he even appeared as Andy Warhol in Oliver Stone's The Doors. By the mid-'90s, Glover had settled rather comfortably into his role as Hollywood's eccentric-at-large, appearing with some of the American independent community's most notable filmmakers. In 1993, he appeared in Gus Van Sant's Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, and in 1996 he delivered a memorable cameo in the opening scenes of Jim Jarmusch's masterfulDead Man. In 1995, Glover began directing his own film, What Is It?, starring a cast made up entirely of victims of Down's Syndrome. He also mounted The Big Slide Show, a traveling one-man performance-art piece incorporating footage from What Is It?, music from his records, and images from his books, which additionally included 1990's {-Oak Mot} and 1992's {-Concrete Inspection}. Though still a mainstay of smaller-minded independent films in the year 2000, Glover made a dramatic return to the Hollywood cotton candy blockbuster that year by gleefully sinking his teeth into his role as the creepy Thin Man in Charlie's Angels. Boiling over with a silent psychotic glee and displaying remarkable heretofore unseen dexterity (save for the aforementioned Letterman fiasco), Glover's Thin Man was a highlight of the film's action sequences and took his patented dementia to new heights. The following year found Glover in a rare starring role in Bartleby, a surreal adaptation of Herman Melleville's {-Bartleby the Scrivener}. The same year also found the wide release of Glover's little-seen pre-Rubin and Ed collaboration with directorTrent Harris, The Orkley Kid, a short that was included in Harris' The Beaver Kid. When a remake of the 1971 horror classic Willard was announced in 2002 and Glover was tipped to star, few could deny that his casting in the role was a stroke of genius. In 2005 he directed, wrote, edited, produced, and starred in the avant-garde feature What Is It? He followed that up with the equally idiosyncratic It Is Fine! Everything Is Fine. He returned to more mainstream ventures with Alice In Wonderland and Hot Tub Time Machine as well as the Elmore Leonard adaptation Freaky Deaky. He's also contributed his voice to several animated projects including 9, Beowulf, and the two direct-to-video sequels of Open Season. ~ Jason Ankeny, Rovi

(Source: AllMovie)

Coincidence Control Network: File #064 - Man Down! Man Down!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Fri, 25 Apr 2014 09:32:49 +0000

This week: Our glorious leader Ken is once again unable to reach the epic levels of fitness, and mental agility needed to traverse the rocky rhetoric that is CCN, however, the others are...so, that's good I guess. Anyway, this week they discuss: Catzilla!, Red Spain, Protestaganda, Lots of stuff about books to look intelligent, authors capitalising on our fascination with Florida, Magickal Magicky Magick, and the death of a legend!

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Kim Monaghan

Links:

Catzilla - Link
Spanish Mayor’s Communist Utopia Link
ABQ Mayor Bullshits About Protest Link
Isla Beaten to the Punch: Author Writes Florida Book Link
Ewok Sex Den Link
This year’s Oddest Book Title of the Year Award Link
Jack Parson’s and Marjorie Cameron’s New Book Link
RIP Oderus Ungerus - Link

Musique Sospetto - Agente D'oriente

Coincidence Control Network: File #063 - Bringing you the Multiverse since 2011

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 25 Mar 2014 00:44:58 +0000

This week: Sans-Ken, our fearless heroes attempt (in vain) to push on through with a 'show' for you lucky listeners. Listen to them discuss: Baby Poop, Chef Liar, Pomegranate Batteries, Bangingbig with the Big Bang (yeah I went there), Solar Moon Energy...man, Growing vegetables in space ...maaaaaan, Noah: Action hero. and Courtney Love: Plane finder.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Kim Monaghan

Baby Poop Sausage... Link
Chef Liar - Link , Link
Hippy Watch: Pomegranate batteries - Link
Big Bang Proven - Link
Solar Energy From the Moon Link
Hippy Watch: NASA trying to grow vegetables in space - Link
Noah Kicked Ass - Link
Courtney Love: Plane spotter - Link

BCD - A Tad Dank 6

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Thu, 20 Mar 2014 14:00:00 +0000

Kim returns with his unsigned focussed show. Filled with the usual blend of weirdness and blathering from your host, and some great new choons. Yeah, really.

Tracks.

Blemishes - Outer Pluto Nebulae
Apostrophic - SKE-3-RCV
Sir Rocket Juice - The Toy Box
Dino Felipe - Pea Cock
Scandra - Steps Into Nowhere
Fields of Ohio - A Satsung For Your Saturn Return
Bit Cloudy - Washington Phillips
Bouwakanja - Present
Capitol K - GGiga
Llamatron - Mirror Of War

Coincidence Control Network: File #062 - (X)ville

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Mon, 03 Mar 2014 10:30:11 +0000

This week: We doff our hats to the head Ghostbuster Harold Ramis, Indian big cats scare Isla and Kim, Kurt Cobain is immortalised in stone, 13 year old flipflop, South America and Europe don't know how the Internet works, and Ass robots! The future now!

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Linkydinks

RIP Harold Ramis - Link
Indian Leopard Strolls Through Hospital and Cinema Link
Crying Cobain Statue Unveiled - Link
Possibly the coolest 13 year old girl ever - Link
Brazil and the E.U. Find a Creative Way Around the NSA Link
Ass Robot Makes the Uncomfortable Unbelievably Weird - Link
Edward Snowden Action Figure with Detachable Head Link
Pennsylvania’s Swiss Cheese Pervert - Link
OK Schools Teach Kids How Money Works. Bankers Weep. Link

Behind Closed Doors - Broadcast #43

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Thu, 27 Feb 2014 16:38:03 +0000

Come and talk music with us on Facebook here.

Tracklist

OvO - Pandemonio
Pierre Raph (Requiem for a Vampire) - Crotch Batterie
Public Service Broadcasting - Night Mail
Crowhurst - Time Lapse
Lake Kawaguchi - Recess
Herbert Eimert & Robert Beyer - Klangstudie 2
Ennio Morricone - Placcaggio
Necro DeathMort - Titan
Master Musicians of Bukkake - Arche
Sospetto - Agente D'oriente
The Hacker - Deterritorial Army
Poppy Ackroyd - Mechanism
Secret Chiefs 3 - La Chanson de Jacky

If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here.

Peace.

***Signal Ends***

Coincidence Control Network: File #061 - Florida Watch!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Mon, 17 Feb 2014 23:35:30 +0000

This week: Isla promos the homo..wait, I fancy some human heads with my Ramen, Ken has that sinking feeling, The Bible: the gift that keeps giving, Isla's Florida report, Crowd-sourcing the cure for cancer, and those crazy Aztecs and their manuscripts.

Personnel – Frater Isla, Kim Monaghan, Roejen Razorwire and Ken Eakins

Linkydinks

8 US States with “No Promo Homo” Policies Link
Get some Human heads in your belly Link
Fucking Sinkholes in the UK now! Link
More Down Home Bible Based Madness - Link
55 Bodies Uncovered at Florida’s ‘School of Terror’ Link
Another Zombie Attack in Florida Link
Man Sets Apartment Fire after Being Told to Stop Masturbating Link
Is There A Female Comms Expert ? - Link
Voynich manuscript decoded Link

Coincidence Control Network: File #060 - Cyberflora? In MY Internet?

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 11 Feb 2014 14:33:38 +0000

This week: Phillip Seymour Hoffman: Goodnight sweet prince, Isla's got his hands all over your Japanese bra, Go hack a fridge, Remove the pox of the Internet with one nifty plugin, Enigmatic Castaways, Git your Drones off my yard!, Cyberflora on MY Internet?, and Raymonds Oathorama!

Personnel – Frater Isla, Raymond Wiley, Roejen Razorwire and Ken Eakins

Linkydinks

Japanese Invent ‘True Love Bra’ Link
Now fridges are at it! Link
De-bullshitter plugin Link
Desert Island Depression Link
Beer Drone Shot Down by FAA Link
Cyberflora all over my Internets! Link
Oath-keepers go operational Link

Coincidence Control Network: File #059 - Captain Ken Returns

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Mon, 03 Feb 2014 23:26:55 +0000

This week: Seperation between Church and...oh forget it, Pope blood is so hot right now, Himmler's does TMZ, Like shooting chickens in a barrel, County pot awards, Ex-pat pricks, and Obama-care breakdown.

Personnel – Kim Monaghan, Frater Isla, Raymond Wiley, and Ken Eakins

Linkydinks:

Louisiana Schools Enforce Christianity Link
Rough Week For Popes - Link, Link
Himmler’s the new Anne Frank - Link
Hunt cows with a rocket launcher - Link
Pot Awards at the County Fair! Link
Porsche-Owning Ex-Pat; Pronounced Prick. - Link
Heart-attack-ac-ac-ACA Link

Coincidence Control Network: File #058 - Kim Monaghan is a Gay Fish

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 28 Jan 2014 15:47:21 +0000

This week: Kanye West is a dick, The janitor that confused the Internet, Hitchcock's most miserable moments, Ahoy there and stuff; The Pirate Bay still afloat, Urban Freeclimbing makes me mouth-vomit, and Incest for the new generation.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Linkydinks:

But he could have bought humility and talent - Link
Janitor secretly worked on unsolvable puzzle! - Link
Hitchcock’s Holocaust Link, Link
The Pirate Bay: Still Afloat Link
Altered:Urban Freeclimbing makes me feel ill/& why I am so shocked that C4 made a decent documentary! - Link
Ewwwwfest - Link

Interludes: KnifeHandChop & El Rey Y o

Coincidence Control Network: File #057 - Super Sex with Al Goldstein

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 21 Jan 2014 12:21:54 +0000

This week: The CCN crew stumbles drunkly into 2014 still a man down, Rest in Peace Al Goldstein you rough and ready diamond, Sex makes you done smarter, Dem robots took our joooobs, I've heard of pussy power...but this?, and those wacky DEA boys are at it again.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Links

RIP Mr Goldstein - Link
How Sex Affects Intelligence, and Vice Versa Link
The Future Lends a Hand Link
Cronenberg would be proud! - Link
Confirmed: The DEA Struck A Deal With Mexico’s Most Notorious Drug Cartel Link

Interludes

Morphine - Super Sex

The Advisory Circle - Everyday Science (for Ron Geesin)

Coincidence Control Network: File #056 - Tila Tequila Ate Our Episode!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sun, 29 Dec 2013 20:06:11 +0000

This week: Ho Ho, Kin' Ho! Satan to get a statue?, Tila Tequila turns to Hitler, Print your food!, Mysterious puzzles on the interwebs, Playstations: the refuge of the damned!, Blockbuster Video: good night sweet prince, and NSA getting their Judgements. Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Link

Oklahoma Leaders say Satanic Monument Unlikely - Link
Thefuturenowreport: Print your fucking food! - Link
The Internet’s Most Mysterious Puzzle Link
Playstations are for perves and weirdos - Link
Blockbuster’s Last Rental Link
NSA Surveillance is ‘Likely Unconstitutional,’ Judge Rules - Link

Interludes Sospetto, Serge Gainsbourg, and Reverend Horton Heat [youtube]http://youtu.be/sCF-mCeW7Ig[/youtube]

Coincidence Control Network: File #055 - The Search for Kim

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sun, 01 Dec 2013 22:40:26 +0000

This week: We're a man down, but hunkier than ever, America goes gaga for molly, Art bell: we hardly knew thee ... on satellite, Ikea CATastrophe, Mars barred, Did you father a child at a Megadeth concert?, and William Burroughs: Scientologist.

Personnel – Joe Nolan and Ken Eakins

Links:

America finally notices MDMA - Link

Art Bell Cancelled - Link

IKEA let 100 cats loose in a store - Link

The Trouble with Mars (Space News) - Link

Chick gets knocked up at a Megadeth show, tries to find father on Craigslist - Link

William S. Burroughs - Scientologist! - Link - Link Interludes: Secret Chiefs 3, Lipps Inc

Attack Of The Variants - Episode 01 - An Unearthly 2-Pack!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sun, 01 Dec 2013 21:15:00 +0000

Ken and Matthew delve into the weird and wonderful world of Doctor Who, and the even weirder world of collecting.

This week we look back at the 50th anniversary special, The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot, The Minisodes, and much more.

Matt gives us a report back from the Doctor Who 50th event at the Excel Centre in London, and we delve into some of the rumours surrounding the fate of Doctor Who action figure collecting.

We also review some of the latest releases, including the Doctor/Dalek Toys R Us exclusives, The Big Chief 4th Doctor. Be sure to check out Matt's great site BatmanMarch Reviews, and look out for future episodes in the near future.

BCD : A Tad Dank : The Dead Albatross Special

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 19 Nov 2013 00:43:28 +0000

I tried to find a more unwieldy title for this podcast but couldn't. As I appear to have said over and over again, I was recently asked to be one of the judges of a new music award as conceived of by Paul Ackroyd. If you want more info about it you can go and read the article. It was very difficult being restricted to 5 choices as there was so much great stuff so this is a way of expanding on those choices a little. Enjoy.

[powerpress]

Tracklist

Chris Watson – Winter

Lee Gamble – plos 97s

Ela Orleans – J’ai bien Du Chagrin

The Cyclist - Visions

The Focus Group – Elektrik Karousel

Trus’Me – I Want You

Fairhorns – Ragnarok

Owiny Sigoma Band – Owiny Techno

Hacker Farm – Grinch

Poppy Ackroyd – Glass Sea

BehindClosedDoors - Broadcast #042

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Thu, 07 Nov 2013 20:35:22 +0000

Come and talk music with us on Facebook here.

1. Gastric Band - Sexy Grandad

2. Robot Ninja Dinosaur Bastards - Go Calligula, Go Go Go

3. Feverdream - The Story Of Joanna

3. Ageing Children - Mothership

4. Separation Device - Synaptic Inputs

5. Horse the Band - Taken by Vultures

6. Heartless - Cede

7. Vasia Bratchuk - Prelude No. 6

8. Suuns - 2020

9. Maruosa - Shit Power In A Showdown

10. Amenra - Boden

11. NAILS - Suum Cuique

12. Pombagira - Maleficia Lamiah If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

Coincidence Control Network: File #054 - Attack of the Modern Caveman

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 05 Nov 2013 23:20:04 +0000

This week: Pussy Riot update, the slow television of Norway, Detroit bark city?, Matt Forney is a massive dick-bag, Dark Wallet and BitCoin: a good idea?, and a Canadian Astronaut snorts at Hollywood.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Links:

Pussy Riot Hunger Strike - Link
Norway does TV...wrong - Link
Investor to Create a Forest in Detroit - Link
Matt Forney - Modern Caveman - Link
Dark wallet - Link
Canadian Astronaut booted out of screening of Gravity for heckling - Link

Interludes: Dissolved, End, Messer Chups

Coincidence Control Network: File #053 - Gold From Space!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sat, 26 Oct 2013 18:40:00 +0000

This week: Ken and Kim cause the entire SittingNow Media podcast production line to grind to a halt because of Grand Theft Auto V, and then talk about it in length, Is gold really space swag?, Kimensional news, Giallo Fever, Drugs and America, more drugs, and ancient presidents go UFO spotting....ah, it's good to be back!

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Linktastico:

Is Gold from Outer Space? - Link
Jefferson’s UFO sighting Link
Dimension News - Link
Amer - Link
Blood on Black Lace - Link
The Worst Drug Epidemic in US History Link
Drug Scare Du Jour - Link

Interludes Venetian Snares, and Chrome Hoof

Coincidence Control Network: File #052 - Grooving with L Ron

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Thu, 19 Sep 2013 20:00:45 +0000

This week: Area 51 ain't no thang, bring on Area 52!, Diana conspiracy: The people say 'meh', L Ron Hubbard: Jazz Legend, Some Space News from the mouth of Kim Monaghan, and Film Taaaalk. Personnel – Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, Joseph Matheny, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Linkywotsitnows:

Area 51 declassified Link

Too old. Don’t care - Link

L. Ron Hubbard’s musical hubbub -Link

Black hole action - Link

Interludes April March, BS 2000, The Apollo Stars, and Cloroform

BCD - A Tad Dank 5

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 10 Sep 2013 19:21:15 +0000

Proving that it doesn't take guts or skill to make a truly excellent podcaster, Ken Eakin's bastard lovechild Kim Monaghan steps up with some more music to give you a horny migraine.

Tracklist

Dethscalator – Black Percy

Kool Keith & Big Sche Eastwood – Magnetic Pimp Force Field

Zolle – Heavy Letam

Kool Keith – Supremacy

Plasma Expander – Cube

The Antikaroshi – Hard Slog

Salvage My Dream – Come Live In My Big Dream

Coma Wall – Cutters Choice

Kawabata Makoto’s Mainliner – Revelation Space

Kool Keith – Booty Clap

Coincidence Control Network: File #051 - Moorish Tech Hacks

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Wed, 28 Aug 2013 19:19:02 +0000

This week: Get off Facebook and read a book you dumbdumb, Why tech isn't the solution to surveillance - you are, Bradley Manning's fate, Blood surveillance a good thing?, The Moorish Americans are awesome, and Kentucky Alien gunfighters. Personnel – Joe Nolan, Joseph Matheny, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Linkydinks

Tech Hacks won’t fix our Big Brother issues - Link

The New Age of Algorithms - Link

Bradley Manning sentencing imminent Link

Predictors of Suicidal behaviour found in blood - Link

Moorish American’s - Link

Kentucky alien gunfight anniversary Link Interludes Theme from Don & Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra

BehindClosedDoors - Broadcast #041

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sun, 18 Aug 2013 07:58:24 +0000

Come and talk music with us on Facebook here. [powerpress]

Noise of Distopia - Ode agli insofferenti
Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra - Space Patrol
Goblin - Death Dies
A.W.S.T.S – My Drive (Rune Martinsen Mix)
Zombi - Escape Velocity
Boduf Songs – Drexelius Sick Man Quarles Emblem
Tetuan – Barakallahulekom
Guapo - Tremors From The Future
Ennio Morricone – Cors Sui Tetti
Haq – Bees In My Feet
Pissed Jeans – Cafeteria Food
Sandfingers – Stories We Remember From Sleep
Taraf De Haidouks - Rustem

If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

Coincidence Control Network: File #050 - Fifty Episodes Young!
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ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Thu, 08 Aug 2013 22:04:49 +0000

This week: Two lone wanderers return, the Tories hate Kim...a lot, Minority Report is getting closer, Surveillance Free day, Bradley update, Progressives get an open letter, we catch up with our lost heroes. Only God Forgives and The Holy Mountain, and much much more.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins + SPECIAL GUESTS!

Linkypoops

David Cameron hates me - Link , Link

Retail Stores have new ways to track you - Link

The Surveillance-Free Day - Link

Bradley Manning verdict - Link

An Open Letter to Open-Minded Progressives - Link

The Holy Mountain at 40 - Link

Interludes

Chrome Hoof, The Lonely Island, Star Wars, and Arnie

Coincidence Control Network: File #049 - Jason Statham beamed into your skull!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Mon, 29 Jul 2013 20:18:55 +0000

This week: Gremlins cause havoc with our computers, but Kim saves the day, art is vandalised, art is vandalised by it's artists, a film that will melt your head with mushrooms and magick, YouTube the censor, American fast-food chains cheat their employees, Mos Def is a cool guy, football goes batshit, Germans get harassed by advertising in their skulls, and isn't it about time we got a theme tune for sinkholes? [powerpress] Personnel – Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Linkypoos:

Vandalised art exhibitions retrospective - Link
5 Famous Artists Who Tried to Destroy Their Own Work - Link Link
A Field in England - Link
Do You Trust YouTube to Define Art? - Link

Why America has a bad reputation with the rest of the world - Link
Yasiin Bey (Mos Def) Force-Fed Gitmo Style - Link

It’s just a game, people - Link

Adverts beamed directly into your head...in Germany! - Link
Sinkholes : The Revenge - Link

Interludes: Secret Chiefs 3, Aaron Spectre. and Zombi

BCD - A Tad Dank 4

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sun, 21 Jul 2013 12:23:06 +0000

Kim returns with more music. Dose your ears in petrol and light them with these red hot tracks you fruity bastards! [powerpress] Trackulisers Holly Hunt - Klub DELS - You Live In My Head The Chasms - Der Eingriffe Schulze Weave - On We Go The Douglas Firs - The Devils Fontanelle - Ataxia Kirameki - Flash Bang Whinney Umanzuki - Rainbow Wasabisabi - Baku Jazz Club Ethernet - Correction

Coincidence Control Network: File #048 - An Alien and a Beer

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 02 Jul 2013 13:41:49 +0000

This week: We go bumper length to stem the patience of our listeners...*cough*...Canadians are awesome, drink driving goes Cronenberg, More booze antics, Overdoses for sale, Bilderbergorama, Jon Lajoie is awesome, Activism is the new black, The return of Occupy?, The NSA read all of Kim's dirty emails, and eyeball licking. [powerpress] Personnel – Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Linkypoos:

Canada confirms existence of alien life. For real (props Ben Brujo) - Link
‘Pub loo shocker’ ad is pretty extreme!! - Link
Booze has a lot to answer for - Link
Cornering the Market on Overdoses Link
Bilderberg Denouement - Link
Give money to Jon Lajoie- Link
Activism is the New Terrorism - Link
Occupy Again - Link Link Link
A History of NSA Spying - Link
Prize for Episode 50 is sorted - Link

Interludes: Dissolved, Yppah, and Jon Lajoie

Coincidence Control Network: File #047 - Close Encounters of the Pizza Kind!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sat, 08 Jun 2013 19:44:00 +0000

This week: The Beast cometh!, Weed Weekly, Wake up and smell the bacon, Joe's infomercial, Beware the Build-A-Bear Group, Kim wants Google glass to look at porn because Kim is a massive perv, Icke-TV, Bradley Manning's trial, Kim wants to join the Israeli army to perv over girls because Kim is a massive perv, and Lou Reed gets a new liver...for cash. [powerpress] Personnel – Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Linkypoos:

The Mark of The Beast has Arrived! - Link
Two excellent reasons to get stoned - Link

Francis Bacon’s Triptych Turns 40 Link Link
Tales of Hot Rod Horror 2 Link Link

Bilderberg comes to the Uk, provides speakers corner for twats - Link, Link
Awwwwwwww - Link
David Icke is launching a TV channel … fuuuuuu- Link Link

Bradley Manning’s Trial Begins Link
Lots of reasons to join the army - Link
Lou Reed Gets a New Liver Link

Interludes: Arnie, The Lonely Island, and Zombi

BehindClosedDoors - Broadcast #040

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Thu, 30 May 2013 21:42:00 +0000

Come talk music with us on Facebook here.

1. Naked City - La cathédrale engloutie

2. Cyclea - Olive Pit (Oddity Play)

3. Man or Astroman - Many Pieces Of Large Fuzzy Mammals Gathered Together At A Rave & Schmoozing With A Brick

4. Little Dragon - Ritual Union

5. Jimmy Rosso - Held

6 Bohren & Der Club of Gore - Prowler

7. Richard Cheese - Rape Me

8. Silver Pyre - Urn Reconstruction

9. Dissolved - Michler’s Ketone

10. Tomahawk - Rise Up Dirty Waters

11. Galoshins - Fly On You

12. NODe - Dead Man Working

13. The Fucked Up Beat - Dawn In New York Has Four Columns of Mire And A Huricane of Black Pigeons Splashing In The Putrid Waters

If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

Coincidence Control Network: File #046 - Snails on a Plane

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 14 May 2013 19:20:00 +0000

This week: Ken cocks up his microphone, Kim learns about Native Americans, We're all going to Mars, The FBI confirm what we've suspected for a while now, Arthur Magazine props, Massive Roman heads in rivers, and SNAILS!! [powerpress] Personnel – Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Linkypoos:

The Shadow Biosphere Link Link
Navajo - Link
Wanna go to Mars? Link
The FBI archives all digital information - Link

Dick Gregory, Spike Lee and Django Link
Genius - Link
The Return of Arthur Magazine Link
Lunatics - Link

Massive head found floating in a river - Link

The Dreadlocked Pygmies of Indonesia Link Link

Snails - Link

Interludes Ennio Morricone, John Barry, and P. Bonneau

BCD - A Tad Dank - Episode 3

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sat, 04 May 2013 13:40:00 +0000

A Tad Dank 3 Seizure Crypt - One Way Herma Puma- Beneath The Sea feat. Elemental (Bugseed Remix) Pelt- From The Lakebed Benjamin Shaw- I Got The Samba, The Samba Is What I Got My Dry Wet Mess- Mombasa Tutu The Herbaliser - A Sad State of Affairs Swin Deorin- I’m Over Here Busdriver- Public Grope (It’s So Squishy) Devilman- Seiki Dub Godspeed You ! Black Emperor - Mladic [powerpress]

Coincidence Control Network: File #045 - Death and Justice

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 19:02:57 +0000

This week: We get all political and stuff, we celebrate the justice of a man released for a crime he didn't commit, we keep up to date on Bradley Manning, we send off Thatcher with a twist of feminism, we celebrate the art of Joan Cornellà, and finally, we say Google Glass...who gives a fuck? [powerpress] Personnel – Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Links:

Patton Oswalt on the Boston Bombings Link
Man in jail 38 years for rape that he didn’t commit gets released -Link
An Update on Bradley Manning and the Press Link Link

Thatcher hated your lungs - Link
Thatcher hated black people - Link
Thatcher hated gays - Link
I hate Thatcher - Link
Nothing to do with Thatcher - Link
Google Glass...who gives a flying fuck Link

Interludes: Leonard Nimoy, accompanied by Ennio Morricone, and Secret Chiefs 3

Coincidence Control Network: File #044 - Beware The Nolaghan

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sun, 24 Mar 2013 11:57:35 +0000

This week: The death of heavy metal, Mc Donalds deviant provelactics, Wholefoods' GMO revolution, plagues of locusts on the roach-coach, and much more.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, and Kim Monaghan

[powerpress]

Links:

Is nothing sacred - Link
Twilight fail - Link
Weiwei metal - Link
Just an average bus ride - Link
Just an average trip to McDonalds - Link
The Original Cypherpunk Manifesto Link
Whole Foods will label GMO foods Link
Plague of Locusts hits Israel Link

Interludes:

Richard Cheese

Coincidence Control Network: File #043 - The Wrath of Khen!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 15:50:13 +0000

This week: Kim is finally outed by Facebook, The best birthday gift a young man could ever dream of, Is Gitmo worse than ever?, The third coming of the Anti-Christ, Be careful where you leave your DNA, Hertzog's trouser explosions, and death done right!

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

[powerpress]

Links:

Facebook knows you’re gay Kim Monaghan – Link
Arraigned for being awesome – Link
Is Guantanamo Bay worse than ever? - Link
Make it stop – Link
Some artists are spooky bastards - Link Link 2
New book examines Herzog’s relationship to documentary filmmaking. - Link
Live by the gun, die by the gun - Link (Kim)

Interludes:

BCD - A Tad Dank - Episode 2

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:27:45 +0000

Trackulations New Souls - En Orbita Red Elbow Eye- Ancestors Lie Dead Fader ft Sensational- Work It, No Jucumari- Goldberg Variations No.35 Genesee- Digital Analogue Bagpipe Whiskey- Utterly Kiss and the Motivated Vagina Sweet Benfica- Warmy Morning Porvort - Chair Music 5 Thumpermonkey- Toxocatl Zano Bathroom- Circuitry Nursery

Coincidence Control Network: File #042

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 19:28:00 +0000

Hey, why not come and chat with the hosts, or hit us up with links for future shows on our Facebook page, or our Twitter feed, Kim may reveal himself to you, you lucky, lucky ladies! Personnel – Joe Nolan, and Kim Monaghan [powerpress] Links:

Florida Man Swallowed by the Earth - Link
Bravo, Mexicans, bravo. - link
Is Russian Serial Killer also a Wizard - Link
Welcome to your Police state - Link
Bookish Talking - Amazon won’t Keep Calm and Rape - Link
Mundus Subterraneous Now Online - Link
Henry and Glenn forever and ever #1- Link
I Need A Wife - Link
Jimi Lives - Link

Interludes:

Jimmy Rosso

Silver Pyre

Benjamin Shaw

Coincidence Control Network: File #041 - Soylent Green Is Horse Meat

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 00:14:00 +0000

Hey, why not come and chat with the hosts, or hit us up with links for future shows on our Facebook page, or our Twitter feed, Kim may reveal himself to you, you lucky, lucky ladies!

This week: Ken is away in Florida, the home of theme parks, and no Internet, Kim wishes death upon Catholicism, Is squid actually the rectum of a pig?, Horsemeat burgers, Banksy-mania, and more.

Don't panic! Ken will return soon. Order will be restored. Mic checks will be done before recording, and the lost art of 'fading into music' will be resumed....

Personnel – Joe Nolan, and Kim Monaghan

[powerpress]

Links:

Catholicism’s last gasp?
Pig Bung Calamari – Link
Banksymania –Link

Interludes:

The Viking Youth Power Hour - The Waning Wagon Wanking Along

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:59:50 +0000

This episode finds Matt and Alex barfing along, maintaining the viking boat despite dwindling numbers and even more meager interests.

I think Jason shows up later too and he, at least, manages to indulge in some cocktails.

Thanks Cosmic Barista for the cookies!!

[powerpress]

Coincidence Control Network: File #040 - Revenge 3D Dicks!

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 20:30:07 +0000

Hey, why not come and chat with the hosts, or hit us up with links for future shows on our Facebook page, or our Twitter feed, Kim may reveal himself to you, you lucky, lucky ladies!

This week: We talk Star Wars and JJ Abrams, Joe Nolan disses some boffins, Kim mocks another nation, plastic guns, Comic book anarchy, Techno Viking: yesterday's memes, TODAY, and Beyonce is mad for the Illuminati!

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Links:

The Mind of the Universe - Link
Kim’s Traditional “Let’s Laugh At The Funny Foreigners Post” - Link
Sneaky gun-nuts make a printable gun - Link (3D printed Houses - Link)
Anarchy Comics Back on the Rack - Link
Why did no-one tell me about Technoviking ? - Link
Beyonce and the illuminati - Link

Interludes: Estradasphere

BehindClosedDoors: A Tad Dank - Episode 1

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 10:27:22 +0000

Tracks: Devilman – 93 Eyvind Kang – Pure Nothing Busdriver – Arguments With Dreams Phlex – Nordish Smegma Trio – Appiness My Dry Wet Mess – Austere Coincidences Kirameki – John Lennon vs The Martians Citizens – Woolen Mammoth Warm Glow – Gum Down (Owl Babies cover) Stanley Odd – Going Through The Motions If you want Kim to play your gubbins, get in touch through the site.

BehindClosedDoors - Broadcast #039

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:00:59 +0000

HEY THERE LISTENERS, WHY NOT COME AND INTERACT WITH US ON FACEBOOK, HERE?

Kabul Golf Club - 5 Minutes 2 Midnight

Land of Kush’s Egyptian Light Orchestra - The First and the Last

All Dinosaurs - Mongoloid Three Piece Combo - First the bad news

Stanley Odd - Get Out Ma Headspace

Fantomas - Animali In Calore Surriscaldati Con Ipertermia Genitale

Marblemouth - Dear Doe Eyes

Blue Bob - 911

Old Man Gloom - Christmas Eve Pt II

Death Grips - Hustle Bones

Bandwidth - Mountain of Shit

Todd - Happy Easter Florida

Jack Hayter - O,Dreamland !

If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

Coincidence Control Network: File #039 - Frenchskis and the Apocalypse

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 13:05:35 +0000

This week: We re-round-up 2012 because we lost the episode to the apocalypse, The great cat conspiracy, The man who was never right, Wales's occult invasion, Religion messes you up...wait, this is news?, and of course...Frenchskis.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Raymond Wiley, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Links:

I dont think a cat can tape things to itself - link
Piers Morgan vs Alex Jones Link
I can predict stuff wrong but no-one ever asks me - link
Is Wales the “witch capital” of the UK? Link
Evidence for what we’ve always known - link
Frenchskis - link

Interludes: Secret Chiefs 3 Herve Villechaize

The Viking Youth Power Hour: 2012: Then & Now Part 2

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sun, 06 Jan 2013 19:48:26 +0000

The Vikings want to wish all of you degenerates, heathens and holy fucks a very Merry Christmas! And to celebrate that we decided to post another part of our first official train wreck in 4 years. Jason is sipping on his own personal flask while Cohnny regails us with stories about Korea-town and the King’s Spa in Niles. We hear about tiny jewish penises and the tactless path of the middle-aged ablution.

And what would a discussion of tact and penises be without full disclosure of Jesse Jackson’s workout garb? Everybody have a safe, happy, and sickly drunk holiday. We love almost every one of you! Don’t forget to tune in Friday, December 28 for our next live show!!

BehindClosedDoors - Broadcast #038

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 18:43:45 +0000

HEY THERE LISTENERS, WHY NOT COME AND INTERACT WITH US ON FACEBOOK, HERE?

Pool Boyz - Squeegee Bop

Flint Kids - Triptych 76

Telcosystems - Abu Kiffan

Lemonade Kangaroo - For True

Shhh... - Afterglow

THKAD - Dectal

Black Magician - Ghost Worship

Astrid Engberg - Siberia

MC Lars (feat Sage Francis) - Art of Darkness

Suck Susan - Fantastic Damage

Black Pyramid - Visions Of Gehenna

Guano Padano - Sleep Walk

Phlex - Beckett

If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

The Viking Youth Power Hour - 2012: Then & Now

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 00:00:00 +0000

In an Avengers style team-up, SittingNow is proud to it's rotten guts to be syndicating the new series of the The Viking Youth Power Hour. Now download this shit, and quit dreaming like a pussy!

[powerpress] Hey everybody, guess what? The Vikings are back! We’re a little bit older, substantially fatter, though somehow we’re worlds smarter, much, much funnier and more prescient than ever before. So, in this, our inaugural show, we discuss that heavy potato… the Apocalypse, of the Mayan sort. Just a warning: this episode does get very technical as we discuss time travel and the finer points of the Mayan’s conception of precession. Without a college degree from an accredited state school, you may not be able to follow this high-minded horse shit.

And then, after we unpack the upcoming Galactic Convergence, we discuss all those tiny korean peckers in the dark heart of the Chicago suburbs.

Fuck you, pay us!

The Viking's are doing live shows, streaming video, chatting and all that good stuff.

Coincidence Control Network: File #038

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 15:31:00 +0000

**Sorry for the delay in this episode, I (Ken) have had stomach flu. Now that's a Black Friday!**

This week: DMT Hysteria is Coming to a Suburb Near You, Neil deGrasse Tyson shows Superman where Krypton is, Kim's Oompahlievable, Martian Petrol Pumps, Occupy loses its sass, and those wacky Mormons.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Nicholas Pell, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins[powerpress]

Links:

DMT Hysteria is Coming to a Suburb Near You - Link
Neil deGrasse Tyson finds Krypton - Link
Oompahlievable - Link
Putting Mars to Work for Us - Link
Occupy Sandy - Link
You dont need to talk to Navy Seals to make an FPS - Link
LDS on LSD: Mormonism and Entheogens Link Link

Interludes:

Secret Chiefs 3

ccnelectionspecial.mp3

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 22:28:00 +0000

This week: We get down and dirty with some US Election banter! Nick Pell vents...more than usual, Joe Nolan vote swaps, and Ken invokes Alex Jones...badly!

Normal CCN service will resume next week folks. HAIL LEMMY!

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Nicholas Pell, and Ken Eakins

[powerpress]

Links

The Class Issues in the U.S. Election LINK
RT’s Third Party Debate LINK
Lemmy: Don’t Vote For Romney LINK

Coincidence Control Network: File #037

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 10:54:00 +0000

This week: The science behind Halloween monsters, The GTMO beard mystery, Heaven is real? Obama covered Bush, India's black magic capital, wtf is Gangnam Style? The end of days, The conspiracy Tsunami, Kim's 'lephant garde, and Halloween movies you must see.

Personnel – Joe Nolan, Nicholas Pell, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins[powerpress]

Links

The Science Behind Halloween Monsters -Link
The kind of hard hitting investigative reportage we need - Link
Confused-Boffin-Talk: Heaven is real, says a Doctor - Link
Obama covered Bush’s ass - Link
India’s Black Magic Capital - Link
Can someone please explain what a Gangnam Style is? - Link
Frankenstorm creates conspiracy tsunami - Link
‘lephant Garde - Link

Interludes

Messer Chups - Vincent Price Bible
Fantomas - Spider baby
MC Wrekshin - My house is fucking haunted

BehindClosedDoors - Broadcast #037

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 00:00:00 +0000

HEY THERE LISTENERS, WHY NOT COME AND INTERACT WITH US ON FACEBOOK, HERE?

1. MC Wrekshin - My House is Fucking Haunted!! (feat. Betty Rebel)

2. Burning Love - The Body

3. Phillipe Petit - Pyramid of the Moon

4. Kavinsky - Nightcall

5. Rappy McRapperson - Dino Dude

6. Red Cosmos - I Decided to Love You

7. Barn Owl - Pale Star

8. Junkie Kut - Battlecry

9. College - Real Hero

10. Philm - Sex Amp

11. The Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble - Giallo

12. Wirewound - Wirewound

13. Bunny & The Electric Horsemen - Tivoli [powerpress]

If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

Coincidence Control Network: File #036

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Fri, 19 Oct 2012 10:56:00 +0000

This Week: The Space Jump, US fails at human, and civil rights, The Mayor of Mars, Planet spotting, Religious numbers down, Hulk Hogan vs. Bubba the Love Sponge, The CIA Skyhook is freaking real!, Geeks in Greece, John Lydon: still a twonk, and The Media Minute. Personnel – Joe Nolan, Nicholas Pell, and Ken Eakins[powerpress]

Links

Gary McKinnon - Link Richard O’Dwyer - Link
Mayor of Mars - Mars Rovers in Social Media Standoff Link
Amateurs discover a planet with four suns - Link
Welcome to the rest of the modern world America - Link
Hulk Hogan to Sue Bubba the Love Sponge - Link
CIA Skyhook was real - Link
Greek Strikes Delay Trial for Czech “Spies” Link
John Lydon, Still a Cunt After All These Years - Link
T Rex classic gets deluxe re-release Link
Messy Isn’t It - The Life and Works of Richard Brautigan on BBC Link

Interludes

shhh... - Junk Kick Baby
Dicepticon - Pickled Punk
MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes

BehindClosedDoors - Broadcast #036

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Sun, 07 Oct 2012 00:00:00 +0000

I mean, seriously, you know it'll happen.

1. Laborintus - Part 2

2. Dead in the Dirt - Bastards of the Bleak

3. Kingbastard - Rocking Chair

4. Bohren Und Der Club of Gore - Zombies Never Die (Blues)

5. Lovage - Pit Stop (Take Me Home)

6. Undersmile - Myra

7. Horse Latitudes - Hornblas

8. Badun - I Can Not Remember My Funk School

9. Citizens - Old Flame

10. Necro Deathmort - Wretched hag

11. Old Man Gloom - To Carry The Flame

12. Dinner For One - Junoflo and Evolv

13. Broken Shoulder -Oak and Mirrors

If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace.

***Signal Ends***

Coincidence Control Network: File #035

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 10:57:00 +0000

This Week: Pre-Italy Italian Pyramids, Anti-Blasphemy Laws Coming Soon, Free the old!, Robot Cancer Ass-Snakes, Nader Savers, Dawn of the Zombie Bees, Castration ftw!, Free Gary Johson...sort of, Bad Pharma, Ornette Coleman, and Pure Pwnage: Teh Movie. Personnel – Joe Nolan, Nicholas Pell, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Links

Etruscan Pyramids Found in Italy - Link
Anti-Blasphemy Laws Coming Soon to a Country Near You - Link
Free the Old! - Link
Science News: Robot Snakes to Fight Cancer, through...your...ass! - Link
Nader Calls Obama a “War Criminal” - Link
Dawn of the Zombie Bees Link
Want to live longer? Get Castrated! - Link
Gary Johnson Files Lawsuit to Get Into Debates - Link
Bad Pharma! Book preview/recommend from Boing-Boing Link
Pure Pwnage: Teh Movie - Link
Movie: Ornette Coleman: Made in America Link

Interludes

Biosphere

Coincidence Control Network: File #034

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 10:59:00 +0000

This Week: Tesla gets some props, Ruby Ridge Remembered, Tom Cruise's Wife Auctioning Process, The 100 year Spaceship, Jump to Warp Drive, Book Reviews, and The Summer Movie Roundup Personnel – Joe Nolan, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Links

Let’s build a goddamn Tesla Museum - Link, Link
20 Years Later and the Mentality Behind Ruby Ridge is Alive and Well - Link
Tom Cruise’s Wife Auditioning Process - Link
Space News: The 100 year spaceship project - Link
Space News: IRL Warp Drive - Link
Book: Kill Decision by Daniel Suarez - Link
Book: Richard Brautigan Biography - Link and Link

Interludes MC Lars - Scientology = WTF? Deltron 3030 - Things You Can Do David McCallum - 1-2-3

Coincidence Control Network: File #033

ken@sittingnow.co.uk (Ken Eakins (WSH Media)) — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 11:00:00 +0000

This week: Men find a new reason to annoy women, Space Elevators!, The art of Jesus, Toddler Fight Club!, Blatent bribery, Don't roof-rack me bro!, Israeli courts are asshats, RIP Jerry 'Count Bon Count' Nelson, and Doug Lain's love-affair with Zizek continues. Personnel – Nicholas Pell, Douglas Lain, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Links

Science: Men get PMS - Link
Space Elevator by 2020 - Link
botched art restoration of Jesus goes viral - Link
Toddler Fight-Club - Link
Corporate bribery on display at conventions - Link
Israeli court wrongs Rachel Corrie? - Link
RIP Jerry ‘Count Von Count’ Nelson - Link
Slavoj Zizek sequel hits the Film Festival circuit - Link

Interludes Hits from Rappy McRapperson's 'Live at the Amway Arena'

Right Where You Are Sitting Now

Mutter Boxx – Episode 05 Julian Vayne: Christmas, Dammit!

Mutter Boxx – Episode 04 Philip H. Farber: BRAINS!

Coincidence Control Network: File #97 - Return of the Living Dead

Coincidence Control Network: File #96 - The Show Reawakens

Mutter Boxx – Episode 03 Duncan Trussell: Motion Sickness

Mutter Boxx – Episode 02 Dr. Paul Harrison_ Egypt POP! (or The OTHER Isis)

Coincidence Control Network: File #95 - The American Revolution 2.0

Coincidence Control Network: File #94 - Shattering the PO PO!

Mutter Boxx - Episode 01 - Ted Heistman: Fascism, Isis, and Karaoke

Coincidence Control Network: File #93 - Taking a dump on U!

Coincidence Control Network: File #92 - A Case of Mistaken Episode Number

Coincidence Control Network: File #91 - Teetering on a Glass Bridge

Coincidence Control Network: File #90 -Selling the Internet Hate Machine

Coincidence Control Network: File #88 - The Coffee Table Anarchist

Coincidence Control Network: File #88 - Some Sexy Big Foot Action

Coincidence Control Network: File #87 -Praise the J

Coincidence Control Network: File #86 - I wish I was a Pigeon and he was a Statue

Coincidence Control Network: File #85 - S&*t Beard Strikes Again!

Coincidence Control Network: File #84 - Back from the great infection

Coincidence Control Network: File #83 - Heaven's Great!

Coincidence Control Network: File #82 - In Search Of...

Coincidence Control Network: File #81 - Gay for Lil Ray

Coincidence Control Network: File #80 - Raiders of the Lost Episode

Coincidence Control Network: File #79 - Old Father Whine

Coincidence Control Network: File #78 - Don't look!

Coincidence Control Network: File #77 - Too Spicy for India!

Coincidence Control Network: File #76 - Restoring Order

Coincidence Control Network: File #75 - A True American Love Story

Coincidence Control Network: File #74 - Like Staring into the Black Eyes of A Child!

Coincidence Control Network: File #73 - Satan's Big Red Rocket!

Coincidence Control Network: File #72 - The Boys Are Back In...The Gym?

Coincidence Control Network: File #71 - Ryan Gosling Made Me Do It!

Coincidence Control Network: File #70 - You Are Being Lied to!...Sort Of

EPISODE 47 - Operation Paperclip with Annie Jacobsen

Coincidence Control Network: File #069 - All Kinds of Sexy!

Behind Closed Doors - Broadcast #44

Coincidence Control Network: File #068 - HAARPing on!

Coincidence Control Network: File #067 - Weaponised Silence

Coincidence Control Network: File #066 - We Were Into New Moons Before They Were Cool

BCD - A Tad Dank 7

Coincidence Control Network: File #065 - The Return of The Dead Eye

EPISODE 46 - Everything is Fine! With Crispin H. Glover

Coincidence Control Network: File #064 - Man Down! Man Down!

Coincidence Control Network: File #063 - Bringing you the Multiverse since 2011

BCD - A Tad Dank 6

Coincidence Control Network: File #062 - (X)ville

Behind Closed Doors - Broadcast #43

Coincidence Control Network: File #061 - Florida Watch!

Coincidence Control Network: File #060 - Cyberflora? In MY Internet?

Coincidence Control Network: File #059 - Captain Ken Returns

Coincidence Control Network: File #058 - Kim Monaghan is a Gay Fish

Coincidence Control Network: File #057 - Super Sex with Al Goldstein

Coincidence Control Network: File #056 - Tila Tequila Ate Our Episode!

Coincidence Control Network: File #055 - The Search for Kim

Attack Of The Variants - Episode 01 - An Unearthly 2-Pack!

BCD : A Tad Dank : The Dead Albatross Special

BehindClosedDoors - Broadcast #042

Coincidence Control Network: File #054 - Attack of the Modern Caveman

Coincidence Control Network: File #053 - Gold From Space!

Coincidence Control Network: File #052 - Grooving with L Ron

BCD - A Tad Dank 5

Coincidence Control Network: File #051 - Moorish Tech Hacks

BehindClosedDoors - Broadcast #041

Coincidence Control Network: File #050 - Fifty Episodes Young! <

Coincidence Control Network: File #049 - Jason Statham beamed into your skull!

BCD - A Tad Dank 4

Coincidence Control Network: File #048 - An Alien and a Beer

Coincidence Control Network: File #047 - Close Encounters of the Pizza Kind!

BehindClosedDoors - Broadcast #040

Coincidence Control Network: File #046 - Snails on a Plane

BCD - A Tad Dank - Episode 3

Coincidence Control Network: File #045 - Death and Justice

Coincidence Control Network: File #044 - Beware The Nolaghan

Coincidence Control Network: File #043 - The Wrath of Khen!

BCD - A Tad Dank - Episode 2

Coincidence Control Network: File #042

Coincidence Control Network: File #041 - Soylent Green Is Horse Meat

The Viking Youth Power Hour - The Waning Wagon Wanking Along

Coincidence Control Network: File #040 - Revenge 3D Dicks!

Coincidence Control Network: File #050 - Fifty Episodes Young!
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