Rikers Adverntures

Riker and his Doll

2011-05-10T03:15:00.000-07:00

Riker has a doll. Riker loves his doll.

Riker speaks to his doll.

Riker listens to the Doll awaiting an answer that only he and his Doll will understand.

"Do you think they are all the stupid ones?" Riker asks his Doll.

The Doll answers a satisfactory response in Rikers high-pitched whine "yeees"

Riker makes the Doll do a little dance.

Riker wears his Doll proudly.

Riker takes the Doll away, we are not invited to the party.

Riker is Tall today

2011-05-10T02:59:00.000-07:00

Riker is tall today. The Captain sings and sings.

Riker listens to the Captains song, he does not notice Rikers tallness.

This makes Riker feel confident and poised.

Riker walks imagining how it would be to be Captain.

Riker imagines squeezing the Captains round head.

This is Rikers day as the Captain pays no notice of him and his thoughts.

The Captain continues to sing and Riker almost can not contain his happiness.

Riker smiles as he realizes the comfort and power of stiletto heels.

Rikers trick goes awry

2011-05-01T15:25:00.000-07:00

Riker and his friends stand by while the white man smells something.

He asks Riker what the smell could be.

Riker changes the subject by showing off his magic clicker.

He demonstrates how to click and click.

He points and clicks with great confidence.

An explosion coincides.

Riker is surprised (only he knows that his magic clicker is merely a deceased beetle that makes a click sound when squeezed. One of Rikers favorite toys.)

The monkey man appears, confused.

Riker is not pleased.

He turns to relieve himself.

The white man knew it was Riker all along.

This girl is stupid.

Riker meets a stranger whom he does not like.

2011-04-25T15:09:00.000-07:00

Riker sits, arms crossed, with the Monkey man in Solemn aggravation.

They do not like this strange man having relations with the Red Woman.

They especially do not like the sound he makes when he rolls his miniature cars along the table. It does not sound realistic.

The man gives one of his miniatures to the red woman to win her heart.

Just as the Monkey man is about to errupt in a fury, Riker calms him (they are friends).

Riker smiles an informative smile before beginning to...

The Woman in Red sneezes.

This has interrupted Riker. Riker tries to regain the attention of the man by holding up his glass of warm milk...

...and putting it down again.

This works temporarily.

However Riker worryingly notices that as the man stares at the milk he seems to be readying something on his hand for deployment. What could it be?

To Rikers greatest fears the man appears to have a small coffin for moths as a ring on his finger.

The Red Woman says she could use this as she is half moth and will also die one day.

Riker does not like this. Riker fears the man has won the womans affections forever.

Riker has no words while the Monkey Man feels a conflict of emotions...

...regarding Rikers attempts to hold his hand under the table.

Riker antagonizes the Monkey Man

2011-04-17T04:26:00.000-07:00

Riker stares for roughly 30 minutes at the Monkey Man. He does not like him.

The Monkey man does not like Riker and so agrees to the staring contest while the Captain is preoccupied with his daydreams.

Riker continues to stare while hatching a plan.

The Monkey man also continues to stare while the Captain dreams and dreams.

Riker remembers that this man is not (actually) a monkey and knows how to make him angry.

Riker knew this would happen and is pleased with the result while maintaining a look of wonder.

The Captain is shocked and the Monkey Man, ashamed.

Riker interupts

2011-04-10T10:58:00.000-07:00

Riker finds the Captain conversing with an unknown man.

Noticing the Captains interest, Riker becomes impatient and would like the Captains attention.

Riker, while trying to look very concentrated on the man, creeps closer and begins tugging at the base of the Captains shirt.

The Captain tries to ignore Riker and concentrate on what the man is saying...

...but soon becomes uncomfortable and irritated.

Using his magic powers, the Captain conjures a miniature woman to attach to Rikers torso, pushing Riker away, acting as a protective barrier between them while continuing to talk with the man.

The Captain removes the tiny lady-barrier while giving Riker a coy warning look.

Riker becomes angry and attempts his own magic; the art of invisibility.

The Captain looks back to the Man apologetically.

Riker meets the Captain

2011-04-06T11:19:00.000-07:00

Riker remembers how funny it was, it was so funny.


This man introduces himself as the Captain.

The Captain shows Riker his poorly finger.

The Captain tells Riker the story of his magic lazer-beam enabled finger which he fears is no longer working. Riker is surprised!

The Captain illustrates in detail the sound it used to make.

Then the Captain tells Riker that he has placed a spell on him.

Riker thinks the Captain is joking and the Captain is pleased with himself for fooling Riker.

Shortly after Riker is weary.

And begins to hallucinate.

Rikers unfortunate incident

2011-04-03T10:21:00.000-07:00

Riker invites a girl for a drink.

Riker gestures to the girls mother.

The girls mother ignores Riker.

Riker begins to hum.

The girl seems unresponsive.

Riker continues to hum...

...and then to sing.

The girl sniffs her drink and looks away.

Riker imitates a Chinese man.

This irritates the girl.

Riker is saddened by his failures.

The girl comforts her mother who is angered by Riker.

The mother looks angrily out of the window furious.

This was very unfortunate for Riker.

Riker is injured

2011-04-03T08:46:00.000-07:00

Riker is not feeling very well.

The doctor examines the injury.

Riker does not like it.

Riker investigates

2011-04-03T08:38:00.000-07:00

From the bar Riker spots something.

After consideration he investigates...


Riker makes an enquiry.

The man stands and shows him a drink closely.

The man attacks Riker.

Riker rests.

The man leaves and Riker is left bewildered.