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		<title>Spider Baby!</title>
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		<title>Knife-Throwing Mother</title>
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		<title>Make Your Own Kenyan Birth Certificate!</title>
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Thanks to &#8220;EarlG&#8221; at Democratic Underground for this one.
Why should the &#8220;birthers&#8221; and Oily Taintz have all the fun? Now you (yes, YOU!) can have a Kenyan birth certificate of your very own. Click here to download! Or open this image in an image-editing application and fill it out with one of those authentic-looking typewriter [...]]]></description>
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<p>Thanks to &#8220;EarlG&#8221; at <a title="Democratic Underground" href="http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&amp;address=389x6206640" target="_blank">Democratic Underground</a> for this one.</p>
<p>Why should the &#8220;birthers&#8221; and <a title="Birther nutjob has meltdown on MSNBC" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMUaca8wP9w" target="_blank">Oily Taintz</a> have all the fun? Now you (yes, YOU!) can have a Kenyan birth certificate of your very own. <a title="Download PDF" href="http://upload.democraticunderground.com/img/09/bc_template.pdf">Click here to download</a>! Or <a title="Click to open" href="http://upload.democraticunderground.com/img/09/bc_template.jpg" target="_blank">open this image</a> in an image-editing application and fill it out with one of those authentic-looking typewriter fonts. After you&#8217;re finished, print it out, then find the next Town Hall Meeting in your area and hoist it high as you scream &#8220;Here&#8217;s MY birth certificate!!&#8221; Cuz CHAOS RULES, y&#8217;all!</p>
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