Rish Outcast

Rish Outcast 326: In Security 9 (The Thing Wrapped In The Blanket)

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 13 Apr 2026 15:19:00 -0700

Rish tells a lengthy (interminable?) story about a patron with a wrapped-up object. "Incompetence is about to strike." Also, he encounters The Man In The Stall.

Note: I really ought to go back and retroactively retitle all these episodes with lurid titles like this one.

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Rish Outcast 325: The Realest Song That Ever Was

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 4 Apr 2026 14:06:00 -0700

Guest-starring Big Anklevich, Rish airs his daddy issues and simultaneously proclaims his love for 4 Non Blondes' only hit song.

They chat about nostalgia, Van Halen, the title of this podcast, and of course, they talk Pixar. And does Big know any Smashmouth lyrics?

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"She was a crackhead, son, your dead mother."

Rish Outcast 324: Writers Conference Report 2026 Part 2

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Thu, 26 Mar 2026 00:23:00 -0700

Rish finishes talking about this year's conference. Look at me, Gino! It's all for you!

Rish talks about a writer who only managed to write one book in a year, about meeting a Disney director, about letting your subconscious work out plot details, tries to answer a couple of Marshal Latham questions, and what he has now decided is his favorite Disney animated film.

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Rish Outcast 323: Writers Conference Report 2026 1

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 17 Mar 2026 13:29:00 -0700

The yearly writers conference that Rish goes to has come and gone, and somebody somewhere wanted an episode about it. Be careful what you wish for, son.

In this half, Rish asks "Am I arrogant?" He encounters the author of "Dungeon Crawler Carl." He attends a panel by a writer that hogs all the attention, he gets in a bit of a sticky situation, and he goes to a panel with a magical technique to improve your writing . . . or has Rish got brain damage?

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Podcast That Dares 68: The Number Thirteen

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 8 Mar 2026 09:23:00 -0700

Rish presents M.R. James's 1904 spooky story, "The Number Thirteen." A historian in Denmark stays in Room 12 of the local inn . . . but who is in Room 13? And is there even a Room 13?

Rish then talks and talks about the ending of the story (and so should you).

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Rish Outcast 322: The Dark Gift 2

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 1 Mar 2026 09:19:00 -0800

Finishing the presentation of "The Dark Gift." Thanks to you. People are finally starting to notice Nobie Miller . . . a lot of people at the Pickle Days carnival. And they're noticing her a lot.

Rish goes to a pretty dark place (no pun intended) with the discussion afterward, but also explains the main character's ridiculous name (still not as bad as the majority of Gen Z names are--Braxton, Oakley, Addison, Jaiden, and Rayleigh--I'm looking at you).

Warning: Wilson Phillips.

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Rish Outcast 321: The Dark Gift Part I

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 23 Feb 2026 13:04:02 -0800

Rish presents the first half of his recent carnival story, "The Dark Gift." Nobie, Eris, and Grump are enjoying the 1992 Pickle Days celebration when Nobie spins a wheel and it stops on something it wasn't supposed to.

Afterward, Rish explains the title and inspiration--making this probably the only story he's ever written due to spite.

Note: This was not intended to be split into two episodes, so it might behoove you to wait and listen to both parts together. Or, judging by its reaction elsewhere . . . not at all.

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Rish Outcast 320: In Security 8

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 14 Feb 2026 22:05:00 -0800

Rish tells more stories about being a security guard. Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know.

In this one, Rish talks about being at the library for one year, as well as the lady who has seizures, and what seems like actual progress with her. He also talks about the relationship between librarians and security, the girl whose first day it wasn't, his limited Spanish-speaking ability, and in a bit of a downer*, the girl who was covering her face.

*A bit??

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Podcast That Dares 67: Brothers Beyond The Void

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Thu, 5 Feb 2026 12:29:26 -0800

Rish, with special guest Big Anklevich, presents Paul W. Fairman's 1952 story, "Brothers Beyond The Void," about the first man to visit Mars. They also talk about the classic episode of television it inspired.

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Rish Outcast 319: New Year's 2026 Show

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 20 Jan 2026 13:35:00 -0800

Rish talks about his family Christmas party and whether his table or his sister's table won the Best Table vote.

Also, how did he do with his 2025 goals . . . and would he be foolish enough to make some in 2026?

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Podcast That Dares 65: The Birds

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 13 Jan 2026 20:53:00 -0800

Happy Halloween, kids! What, it's not Halloween where you are?

For an extra-long treat (rather than a trick), Rish presents Daphne du Maurier's 1952 story "The Birds," about an English village beset by flocks of avian killers almost as sick of humanity as you are. Apparently, they once made a film of it.

Note: This very nearly was split into two episodes, and only the promise of the greatest holiday of the year kept them stuck together.

Note 2: You're welcome.

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Rish Outcast 317: In Security 7

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 6 Jan 2026 19:59:11 -0800

Rish talks about some experiences with the homeless and homelessness itself, friendship with his boss, bionic implants, going to the library on his day off, and how working as a security guard has changed him.

Also, Supergirl.

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Rish Outcast 318: The Last Christmas

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Thu, 25 Dec 2025 13:59:00 -0800

For the holiday episode this year, Rish presents his story "The Last Christmas." Jason finds a box on his doorstep, presumably a present for him . . . but it's one that will change everything. Enjoy?

Note: we'll postpone Episode 317 to next time.

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Rish Outcast 316: Door Number Three 2

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 14 Dec 2025 17:06:00 -0800

...and the story continues. Here I present the 2025 portion of the story "Door Number Three," written after considering the original ending unsatisfying/unsatisfactory.

Afterward, I'm including the original second half of the first episode, where I talk about what I would do differently if I wrote the tale now (ultimately redundant, since I went ahead and did it). Sorry(ish).

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Rish Outcast 315: Door Number Three 1

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 7 Dec 2025 07:23:24 -0800

Rish shares a story from many years ago about a babysitter that discovers a new door in the hallway. It was meant to be a single episode, way back in March or April . . . but then it mutated.

Just like your sister-in-law.

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Podcast That Dares 64: Smee

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 22 Nov 2025 08:40:00 -0800

Rish presents A.M. Burrage's 1931 short horror story "Smee." A young man tells of a disturbing experience that happened to him while playing a game similar to Hide & Seek.

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Rish Outcast 314: The Factory of Fear

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 15 Nov 2025 18:53:00 -0800

Happy Belated Halloween (I had intended to put out this one at the end of October, and I never hit Publish . . . sorry)!

Rish shares an experience from 2024 of attending The Fear Factory, an elaborate haunted house with his aunt and cousins. Spoiler: he makes it out alive.

Note: Since this was recorded a year ago, a lot of it is as new to me as it is to you. Funny that senility has an upside.

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Rish Outcast 313: In Security 6

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 4 Nov 2025 17:04:00 -0800

Rish talks a little more about working at the library. In this volume, we get:

1) When a bomb threat calls
2) An exchange of puzzles
3) Sleeping beauty and the runaway toddler
4) The new librarian's new "friend"

Bonus . . . 5) Oh, no.

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Podcast That Dares 63: The Slizzers

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 20 Oct 2025 14:40:00 -0700

Rish presents Jerome Bixby's 1953 tale, "The Slizzers." When his buddy lets his guard down at their usual poker game, Jerry discovers the man is not what he appears to be.

Guest-starring Big Anklevich as Fred!

Note: Episode 62 was for Patreon supporters only. So there.

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Rish Outcast 312: Heads Up

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 12 Oct 2025 09:40:00 -0700

Rish presents a very short story he wrote a number of years ago for a match-the-image contest, about a boy who gets a strange visit from his brother in the night.

Then Rish talks about floating Danny Glick and the last time he saw A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984).

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Podcast That Dares 61: Goodnight, Mr. James

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 28 Sep 2025 23:58:00 -0700

Rish presents Clifford D. Simak's 1951 Sci-Fi tale "Goodnight, Mr. James," where an unstoppable alien creature escapes captivity and only one man (or technically, two) can stop it.

It was also the basis for a 1964 episode of "The Outer Limits" called "The Duplicate Man," which only the Patreon version explores.

Warning: Distractingly noisy audio.

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Rish Outcast 311: In Security 5

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 20 Sep 2025 13:59:00 -0700

This is the big one folks--the most significant thing I've experienced since coming to work as a security guard*--and hopefully, I tell it well.

So, in this episode, you'll hear:
1. The Patron That Was M-wording
2. The Sleeper Has Not Awakened
3. Rish Says Inappropriate Things About Minecraft Club

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*If you don't count the time the poor man befouled his britches because the bathroom door was locked.

Rish Outcast 310: Judge Not

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 13 Sep 2025 00:28:00 -0700

It's time for another sketch, guest-starring Bigglesby Anklevich! This one's called "Judge Not" and deals with a boss very pleased his employee is not the judgmental type.

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Podcast That Dares 60: 30 Seconds - 30 Days

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Thu, 28 Aug 2025 21:30:00 -0700

Rish presents Arthur C. Clarke's 1949 Sci-Fi tale "30 Seconds - 30 Days."

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Rish Outcast 309: MagicClaw

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Wed, 20 Aug 2025 16:27:00 -0700

Rish presents his 2014 claw game story, "MagicClaw." Two brothers discover the claw game at the convenience store is more than meets the eye. Play at your own risk.

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Rish Outcast 308: In Security 4

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 12 Aug 2025 18:20:00 -0700

The mean man, Rish Outfield, tells more stories about being a library security guard, including:

1. The Vomit and the Unlucky Patron
2. The Guy Who Says That The Library Is For Everyone
3. "I don't know you. Are you new here?"

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Rish Outcast 307: Like Stamp-Collecting

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Thu, 31 Jul 2025 12:58:00 -0700

After going to two different comic-related sales, Rish talks about comic books, and a chilling prediction someone made.

Also, Fake Sean knows a special place where boys and girls can all be queens every single day.

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Rish Outcast 306: With A Banjo On My Knee

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 21 Jul 2025 14:05:00 -0700

Rish presents his story, "With A Banjo On My Knee," written for a Journey Into... contest, that, despite not winning the contest, he thinks is pretty good.

Garrett McClarren finds an old banjo in an alley and discovers that it has the power to soothe the savage . . . well, Los Angeleno.

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Podcast That Dares 59: For The Blood Is The Life

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 1 Jul 2025 12:40:00 -0700

Rish presents F. Marion Crawford's 1911 short story "For The Blood Is The Life." Drink up!

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Rish Outcast 305: In Security 3

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 24 Jun 2025 14:20:00 -0700

Rish talks--at length--about a library patron suffering from mental illness, he tries to say "Who cares?" more often, watches Active Shooter Training, plays detective in The Case of the Stolen Backpack, and facilitates a proposal. And says "of course" a lot.

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Rish Outcast 304: A Group Hug Saves The World

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Wed, 11 Jun 2025 02:06:00 -0700

After watching Marvel's THE THUNDERBOLTS (spoiler warning), Rish muses about the possibility of solving problems with a hug instead of a fist.

And Fake Sean tries his own squeezin, touchin, and lovin.

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Podcast That Dares 58: Notebook Found In A Deserted House

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 26 May 2025 16:54:00 -0700

I guess it's been enough time to do another Robert Bloch story . . . hasn't it?

This one is the 1951 Lovecraft homage, "Notebook Found In A Deserted House," about a twelve year old boy who discovers that the only thing worse than a mystery is the answer behind said mystery.

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Rish Outcast 303: Reply Hazy

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 18 May 2025 19:28:00 -0700

Rish shares an old story, "Reply Hazy," about a young man named Rafael, whose Magic 8 Ball really is magic.

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Podcast That Dares 57: The Three D's

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 11 May 2025 09:01:00 -0700

Rish shares the (very) short 1957 story "The Three D's" by well-known poet Ogden Nash.

If Victoria is going to join a select group at her school, she must do something Daring, Deadly, and Done-never-before.

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Rish Outcast 302: In Security 2

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 28 Apr 2025 13:46:00 -0700

It's time for some more library security guard stories, including helping an old woman, the homeless guy role call, including the guy ranting about Taylor Swift and the dude who really loved the libary.

Note: I edited this one on my desktop, with no access to my usual sounds, and had to make do with what I had at hand.

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Rish Outcast 301: The Bad Man In Room 2

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Thu, 17 Apr 2025 20:55:00 -0700

It's a Dead & Breakfast story, about an unpleasant dude named Garrett Delvecchio, who comes to the Noble Oaks Bed & Breakfast on the worst possible night. Or the best?

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Podcast That Dares 56: Town Where No One Got Off

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 6 Apr 2025 09:26:00 -0700

Rish presents Ray Bradbury's 1958 short story "The Town Where No One Got Off." Perhaps you won't either.

A man decides to get off a train at one of those stops where no one ever goes, just for the experience. But what experience awaits him?

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Rish Outcast 300: Episode 300 Show

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Fri, 21 Mar 2025 23:25:00 -0700

A hodgepodge of items come together to celebrate the Rish Outcast's 300th episode:

Fake Sean gets spun round, Rish narrates E. Nesbit's "Uncle Abraham's Romance," a scary Disney promo, a tale of eBay Horror, Rish talks about his security job, and Sam Apple's "The Saddest Toilet In The World."

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Rish Outcast 299: In Security Volume 1

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:54:00 -0700

Rish presents three vignettes from his time working security at the public library. Hopefully, the first of many.

Part 1 - New job, bad smell, toddler on stairs
Part 2 - Roger and the attic
Part 3 - People saying Thank You, cleaning vomit and Joe, lady in wheelchair lady adventure

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Podcast That Dares 55: Honeysuckle Cottage

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 1 Mar 2025 14:25:00 -0800

Rish performs the P.G. Wodhouse's 1925 ghost story "Honeysuckle Cottage."

Crime writer James Rodman's luck changes when he inherits his aunt's haunted house . . . but so does his writing.

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Rish Outcast 298: Balms, Sears, & Publishing

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 17 Feb 2025 09:32:00 -0800

Rish talks about his longest work, the newly-released book "Balms & Sears." He talks about the idea behind it, the reason it got so long, and the many challenges of producing the audio.

You may buy the text HERE, and you may buy the audio version HERE!

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Rish Outcast 297: You're In Good Hands 4

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 8 Feb 2025 12:59:00 -0800

So, here we are, the last segment of the 2019 "Lara & The Witch" novella.

Lara Demming has been targeted by a supernatural enemy, and what's worse, he now knows where she is.

Here's a link to the Collection Volume 1 audiobook, now available!

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Rish Outcast 296: New Year's 2025

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Thu, 30 Jan 2025 22:07:00 -0800

Better late than never? Rish looks back at his 2024 goals, and sets new ones for 2025.

Happy New Year to all!

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Rish Outcast 295: You're In Good Hands 3

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 21 Jan 2025 13:52:00 -0800

Rish talks about his car problems, and shares the third segment of his "Lara & The Witch" story.

Lara Demming has started to mistrust Holcomb and her power over her. Does her magical pendant work or not?

Buy "Lara: Volume I" at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVKZX9S9

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Rish Outcast 293: You're In Good Hands 2

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Thu, 9 Jan 2025 23:37:00 -0800

Due to car problems, Rish shares the second segment of his "Lara & The Witch" story.

Is Holcomb acting strangely, or is Lara's pendant not working? And if it isn't, what does that mean?

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Rish Outcast 292: You're In Good Hands 1

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Thu, 2 Jan 2025 12:10:00 -0800

Just in time for something, Rish presents the first segment of his Lara & The Witch story, "You're In Good Hands."

Here's the link to the Lara & The Witch: Volume 1 collection: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DP7JZYVM

Here's a link to the first L&TW story, "Like A Good Neighbor:" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbkHKDgjdxo

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Rish Outcast 294: The Baleful

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 24 Dec 2024 12:13:00 -0800

In lieu of a Christmas story this year, Rish shares his holiday-adjacent story "The Baleful." No apologies, though.

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Rish Outcast 291: Job Description

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 17 Dec 2024 12:27:00 -0800

Rish talks about trying to get a job as a security guard.

Yes, that Rish.

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Podcast That Dares 54: Man From The South

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 8 Dec 2024 00:10:00 -0800

Rish performs Roald Dahl's 1948 story "Man From The South." Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

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Rish Outcast 290: Wanna See Something Really Scary?

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 30 Nov 2024 12:32:00 -0800

Just in time to celebrate the 42nd anniversary of the release of Michael Jackson's Thriller, Rish talks to Marshal and Big about movies that scared them.

What scared you?

Flicks mentioned include:
THE SHINING (1980)
CREEPSHOW (1982)
PET SEMATARY (1989)
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984)
FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980)
JAWS (1975)
PHANTASM II (1988)
THE RING (2002)
AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981)
STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN (1982)

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Podcast That Dares 53: Rats in the Walls

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 24 Nov 2024 10:32:00 -0800

Long overdue, Rish presents H.P. Lovecraft's lengthy story "The Rats in the Walls," a Horror/Adventure hybrid from nearly exactly a century ago.

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Rish Outcast 289: I've Got A Secret

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 16 Nov 2024 19:05:00 -0800

Rish presents a new--and rather frustrating--short story called "I've Got A Secret." Strange goings-on are afoot at the library. Enjoy?

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Rish Outcast 288: Q&A 2024 Part 2

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 9 Nov 2024 20:58:00 -0800

After a wait of more than a month, Rish answers more questions from listeners*, including insight into the Cheesy Street Chalupa, and presents a short excerpt from his forthcoming novel "Balms & Sears."

*Questions from Rob Broughton, Keith Teklits, Marshal Latham, Letruvia Kambatta, and Brian Saur.

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Because of Archive.org's problems, this episode was delayed for weeks. To avoid this, come support me on Patreon HERE.

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Podcast That Dares 52: The Man Who Collected Poe

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 30 Sep 2024 14:46:00 -0700

I present Robert Bloch's 1951 short story, "The Man Who Collected Poe." Imagine the ultimate collection a fan could possess . . . what might it include?

Note: I mention the film "Torture Dungeon" a few times. The film was actually 1967's TORTURE GARDEN. Sorry, boss.

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Rish Outcast 287: Greetings From The Ninth Sector

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 22 Sep 2024 13:40:00 -0700

Rish presents his 2013 Triple Word Score story "Greetings From The Ninth Sector." Try to ignore the centipedes.

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Rish Outcast 286: Q&A 2024 Part 1

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 9 Sep 2024 19:06:00 -0700

Rish answers questions from listeners*, and plugs his next audio collection (buy it here).

Note: Due to unforeseen delays, this episode had to be split in two, and something I refer to at the beginning never actually appears. Sorry, kids. If you discover more disturbing errors, let me know.

*Questions from Rob Broughton, Keith Teklits, even Gino Moretto.

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Rish Outcast 285: Olivia Rewinds

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 25 Aug 2024 14:28:00 -0700

Rish presents his time travel(ish) story "Olivia Rewinds." Our gal Olivia and her boyfriend break up, but then she can whatever she wishes . . . just like you.

Note: This is NOT the Valentine's Day episode.

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Podcast That Dares 51: The Mezzotint

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 12 Aug 2024 16:03:00 -0700

Rish presents M.R. James's 1904 story "The Mezzotint."

A shame there's no figures in that painting--someone could do a series of videos talking about figures.

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Rish Outcast 284: Study Group

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Thu, 1 Aug 2024 22:22:00 -0700

Rish talks about defying the expectations of TOP GUN 2 and A THOUSAND WORDS (warning: spoilers).

Then he presents his sketch "Study Group," with help from Big Anklevich, Marshal Latham, some British guy, and Tena Kolakowski.

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Podcast That Dares 50: The Jaunt

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Fri, 19 Jul 2024 15:53:00 -0700

Rish performs Stephen King's 1981 short story "The Jaunt." In this dark Sci-Fi tale, a father tells his nervous family how the Jaunt came to be before they take off to Mars.

Note: This episode has been a long time in coming, longer than you think.

You there, to download this episode, Right-Click HERE.

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Rish Outcast 283: All's Well That Ends Well

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 7 Jul 2024 06:07:00 -0700

Inspired by Big Anklevich and Taylor Swift, Rish talks about some of his favorite unhappy endings.

Warning: Spoilers abound!

Timecodes (unreliable)

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) - 20:02

Halloween: Season of the Witch - 25:20

Se7en - 28:45

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Normal Again) - 31:05

Pet Sematary - 35:15

The Mist - 37:25

Planet of the Apes (1968) - 38:16

On Her Majesty's Secret Service - 42:35

The Descent - 44:44

Also, various Stephen King stories (The Jaunt, Gramma, The Mist), Big Anklevich stories, The Outer Limits, maybe more.

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Podcast That Dares 49: The Bagheeta

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 25 Jun 2024 06:44:00 -0700

After running "Eyes of the Panther" a few months back, Rish presents Val Lewton's 1930 short story "The Bagheeta," that may or may not be about a panther that turns into a woman.

Warning: Singing.

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Rish Outcast 282: Marvin Haggler

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 18 Jun 2024 14:57:00 -0700

Rish ruminates about Heinlein's Rules For Writing, first readers, and his newest story collection. Then he and Big talk about what a terrible barterer Rish is, and present an interaction they call "Marvin Haggler."

As always, you can download the file by Right-Clicking HERE.

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Oh, and here's a link to the various iterations of "Female Protagonist:"

Digital version
The paperback version
Audiobook on Audible
And the hardcover not even my mother will buy

Rish Outcast 281 Happy Birthday, Mister Cundy

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 4 Jun 2024 16:02:00 -0700

Rish shares--against his better judgement--his recent story "Happy Birthday, Mister Cundy."

Ashley is a caring and sympathetic nurse, even when it comes to the nastiest old man on the floor. It happens to be his birthday, and you know what they say about no good deeds.

Warning: Unsubtle politics.

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Podcast That Dares 48: Our Lady of the Shadows

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 25 May 2024 10:28:00 -0700

In a nearly-lost episode, Rish performs "Our Lady of the Shadows," by Tony Richards. An American in Paris encounters a helpful, friendly guide . . but is he friendly? Or helpful? Or a guide?

Warning: Bad French.

Note: This was recorded before I had been to Europe, in case that seems incongruous.

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Rish Outcast 280: Ten Thousand Coffins 4

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 18 May 2024 15:58:00 -0700

Rish finishes up his "Ten Thousand Coffins" reading. The Dawn Breaks is pretty big, but there's only room on the ship for either Brooklyn Lisst or the Ledouceur creature.

Afterward, Rish answers half a question from Abbie Hilton, and talks about where the story could go from here.

Note: The sound gets a bit rough before the end . . . but hey, you knew that going in.

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Rish Outcast 279: Under the Covers 2

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Wed, 8 May 2024 16:05:00 -0700

Rish and Big Anklevich move into the Skynet era, as they talk about using A.I. to create (and replace) their story covers.

They talk about a dozen or so covers, and their struggles to improve them. Check out THIS PAGE of the blog to see the various images (or https://rishoutfield.blogspot.com/2024/04/under-covers-2-images.html, if you're nasty).

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Rish Outcast 278: Ten Thousand Coffins 3

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Wed, 1 May 2024 22:53:00 -0700

Rish presents the third--and longest--chunk of his Sci-Fi/Horror novella "Ten Thousand Coffins." So, there are now three awakened humans aboard the Dawn Breaks, and one vampire. Or is it two and two?

Afterward, a bit about the Skipper, and is it just me, or is Rish more defensive of this story than usual?

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Rish Outcast 277: Under the Covers

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 22 Apr 2024 17:55:00 -0700

Rish and Big Anklevich get together to talk about the cover art they created for Rish's stories, mostly in 2023. Apparently, some of Rish's past covers were so bad, that even he couldn't let them stand.

Note: There is an accompanying blog post at my blog, with all of the images discussed. Check it out HERE or here: https://rishoutfield.blogspot.com/2024/03/under-covers-image.html

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Rish Outcast 276: Ten Thousand Coffins II

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 14 Apr 2024 14:08:00 -0700

Rish presents the second section of his novella "Ten Thousand Coffins."

Medtech Brook Lisst has seen the hand of the intruder on the ship . . . a vampire's hand. But vampires don't really exist, do they?

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Rish Outcast 275: Writers Conference Report 2024

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 6 Apr 2024 23:27:00 -0700

Rish and Marshal got together to go the annual writers conference, and talk about the highs and lows, the encouragement, the Energon collected, and their brains filling up.

And hey, no screaming babies this year!

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Rish Outcast 274: Ten Thousand Coffins I

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 24 Mar 2024 19:09:00 -0700

At long last, Rish presents the first section of his Sci-Fi/Horror piece "Ten Thousand Coffins."

Onboard her colony ship, Medtech Brook Lisst finds a sleeper pod that has become a coffin . . . but what will find her?

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Rish Outcast 273: Lara & the Witch and Me

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Fri, 15 Mar 2024 13:34:00 -0700

Rish does his annual episode about the Lara Demming series, specifically talking about "Bundling Made Easy" and "Here To Help."

Note: Recorded over three sessions in two different months, expect plenty of repetition in this one. Yay!

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Podcast That Dares 47: Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 5 Mar 2024 14:14:00 -0800

Rish presents Ambrose Bierce's 1890 story "An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge." Remember that one?

Note: Over on my Patreon, this was a double-episode, with a second Bierce story, "The Eyes of the Panther."

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Rish Outcast 272: The Winter of Our Discontent

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Fri, 23 Feb 2024 15:26:00 -0800

Back in 2023*, Rish recorded a sprawling episode, ostensibly about the winter, but much more about writing and sports and being an extra in a Clint Eastwood film, and the MATRIX sequels, podcasting, and Stephen King, "The Adventure of the German Student" by Washington Irving, and WHEN HARRY MET SALLY.

You know, the usual.

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*He didn't know what winter was!!!!!

Rish Outcast 270: Have Toys Will Travel 4

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 4 Feb 2024 20:39:00 -0800

Rish gets together with Cousin Ryan to talk about toy-selling . . . for the last time?

Spoiler: Maybe.

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Podcast That Dares 46: Night Call, Collect

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Fri, 26 Jan 2024 17:56:00 -0800

Rish shares Ray Bradbury's 1969 tale "Night Call, Collect." Just let it go to voicemail, kids.

Warning: Some sound quality issues.

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Rish Outcast 269: New Year's 2024

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Thu, 18 Jan 2024 01:42:00 -0800

Rish likes New Years, and talks a bit about that. He looks at the many goals he failed at in 2023 and sets a few for 2024. He answers a couple of questions from listeners, and despite this episode ending up obscenely long, reads "The Cremation of Sam McGee" by Robert W. Service.

Why? Because he thought you would like it.

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Rish Outcast 266: Con Artist

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 8 Jan 2024 23:52:00 -0800

Rish talks about the recent comic convention he went to with his nephew and Cousin Ryan.

Warning: He could not come up with a better episode title.

Darn it, if you'd like to download the episode, Right-Click HERE.

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&!@* it, the logo was created by Gino "Leprechaun Artist" Moretto.

Rish Outcast 268: There'll Be Scary Ghost Stories II

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 25 Dec 2023 16:12:00 -0800

Alright, here's the second half of my Dead & Breakfast holiday-ish tale, "There'll Be Scary Ghost Stories," where coworkers gather to share their experiences at the Noble Oaks Bed & Breakfast. Enjoy?

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Rish Outcast 267: Scary Ghost Stories I

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 18 Dec 2023 21:07:00 -0800

So, due to the holidays, I'm going to switch Episodes 267 and 266, and we'll get the latter in a couple of weeks. You'll survive, I'm pretty sure.

Rish presents half of his Dead & Breakfast story "There'll Be Scary Ghost Stories" for the holidays. Apologies in advance.

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Podcast That Dares 45: Oh Whistle...

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Thu, 7 Dec 2023 16:32:00 -0800

Rish performs M.R. James's 1904 story "Oh Whistle, and I'll Come To You, My Lad." No whistling, please.

Note: I just discovered that there was a famous 17th Century poem/song called OWAICTYML, and this is named after that. Makes the story cooler somehow.

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Rish Outcast 265: Sleeping Near The Enemy

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 28 Nov 2023 14:58:00 -0800

Big Anklevich joins Rish for his Gerald & Bjorn sketch "Sleeping Near The Enemy." Then they talk about spousal abuse . . . like you do.

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Rish Outcast 264: I Don't Care What Tannen Says

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 18 Nov 2023 19:36:00 -0800

In one of those oversharing episodes, Rish ponders why he cares what people think of him. Warning: BTTF and TMI.

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Rish Outcast 263: Underdecorated 2

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Fri, 3 Nov 2023 17:43:00 -0700

Rish finishes the presentation of his story "Underdecorated" . . . just in time to take down your decorations!

Note: I meant to post this before Halloween, but a town ordinance said I couldn't.

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Rish Outcast 262: Underdecorated 1

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 24 Oct 2023 15:18:00 -0700

Rish presents the first half of his Halloween story "Underdecorated" about a town without holiday spirit.

Or is it "Undecorated?"

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Rish Outcast 261: Have Toys, Will Travel 3

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Fri, 20 Oct 2023 14:20:00 -0700

Rish tells more toy-selling war stories, including some with his Cousin Ryan.

Note: Sorry about the bad audio--the microphone was sitting next to the fan.

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Rish Outcast 260: Science Fiction Double Feature

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 14 Oct 2023 14:17:00 -0700

Rish presents two new sketches, "Favorite Son (Or Grandson)" and "Doctor's Orders," both performed with Big Anklevich.

Oh, and Fake Sean sings the title track. Poor you.

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Rish Outcast 259: It Knows What Scares You

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 30 Sep 2023 14:11:00 -0700

Rish expresses his irrational fear of yellowjackets and relates a recent encounter with one. Also, he relates a Tale of eBay Horror from last year, pretty much unrelated. But what things are you afraid of, and why?

Note: I went through several title iterations for this one, before using the direct POLTERGEIST quote. Only after I'd edited and published did I find a website where you could download a .WAV of the movie line. Sigh.

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Rish Outcast 258: I Don't Think That's Funny At All

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Thu, 7 Sep 2023 15:42:00 -0700

Rish talks about things that he finds funny that others might not, and vice-versa. Then he and Big present the related sketch "Seasonal Disorder."

Warning: You might not find it funny at all.

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Podcast That Dares 44: Weeds

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 27 Aug 2023 13:47:00 -0700

Rish presents the uncollected Jordy Verrill story "Weeds," by Stephen King. Happy Fourth of July!

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Rish Outcast 257: To Your Very Good Health

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 21 Aug 2023 08:48:00 -0700

Rish talks about being sick (while sick) and being well (while well). How are you?

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Rish Outcast 256: Caller I.D. 2

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 13 Aug 2023 22:13:00 -0700

Rish (finally) produces the second installment in the ongoing "Caller I.D." series. Maybe you should just let it go to voicemail.

Note: The first installment was Episode 227.

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Podcast That Dares 43: The Upper Berth

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 1 Aug 2023 00:45:00 -0700

Rish goes up to the cabin again, and shares the most famous story by Francis Marion Crawford, 1886's "The Upper Berth." Creepy much?

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Rish Outcast 255: You Call Him Doctor Jones

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 23 Jul 2023 14:56:00 -0700

Rish talks about his history (and love) for the Indiana Jones series, as well as his feelings for the final installment. Yup, spoilers.

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Rish Outcast 254: Have Toys, Will Travel 2

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Fri, 14 Jul 2023 20:24:00 -0700

Rish tells more toy selling war stories, and is later joined by Cousin Ryan, who has even more.

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(no, "yots" aren't anything. It's a made up word)

Rish Outcast 253: Five Topics in Search of an Episode

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 4 Jul 2023 12:30:00 -0700

In the most rambly episode ever, I present various topics, recorded separately, such as a Tale of eBay Horror rerun*, contemplating paying someone to edit my audiobooks, talking about a book called "Curse of the Reaper," the results of a writing contest, Grimace, the second Spider-verse movie, a presentation of "Mystery of the Semi-Detached" by E. Nesbit, self-doubt in my own abilities, and hey, why not more Grimace talk?

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*Originally, this was "Four Topics In Search..." but when I realized the eBay Horror was a repeat, I added the Nesbit story to make up for it. Look, Damien, it's all for you!

Podcast That Dares 42: From the Dead

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 25 Jun 2023 10:13:00 -0700

Rish presents Edith Nesbit's 1893 story, "From the Dead."

When Arthur overreacts at Ida's revelation, he seems to ruin everything. But can he make amends before it's too late?

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Rish Outcast 252: Have Toys - Will Travel

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 13 Jun 2023 20:51:00 -0700

Rish talks (at length) about being a vendor at a recent toy show.

With way more to come.

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Rish Outcast 251: Monitored Conversation

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 3 Jun 2023 21:41:00 -0700

Big Anklevich joins Rish to present the first-ever Broken Mirror Story he participated in. Alan is a new father, and quite unprepared for the challenges of parenthood . . . including a voice over the baby monitor threatening his son.

Note: This has GOTTA be the longest episode yet, so why wasn't it split into two? Well, because it nearly wasn't even one.

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If you care at all, Gino Moretto created the logo.

Rish Outcast 250: I Have So Many Names

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 21 May 2023 23:16:00 -0700

Rish talks about character names, and the problem with naming them after people you know. He also complains (briefly) about his audiobook project.

Note: I was thinking about doing something special for my 250th episode. Instead, I did this. Maybe 300?

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Podcast That Dares 41: The Squaw

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Wed, 10 May 2023 15:02:00 -0700

Yikes. Rish presents Bram Stoker's short story, "The Squaw," a tale where the title is somehow not the most problematic part of it.

Warning: Despite being from 1893, this story is particularly rough. Listener discretion is advised.

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Rish Outcast 249: Not the Same (After That)

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 23 Apr 2023 17:08:00 -0700

Rish talks about his most recently-published novella and audiobook, "Not the Same." Yep, it's the unidentical twins one.

Brought to you by Dengardaroo Life.

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Rish Outcast 248: Never Let Him Go 2

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Wed, 12 Apr 2023 13:28:00 -0700

So, here is the second half of the Dead & Breakfast story "Never Let Him Go." Mrs. Bice is eager to be rid of Mason Bradley, but someone else has other plans for him.

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Rish Outcast 247: Never Let Him Go 1

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 4 Apr 2023 17:25:00 -0700

In an episode (mostly) from 2020, Rish presents the "Dead & Breakfast" story "Never Let Him Go." Or, the first half anyway.

Brought to you by Dengardaroo Life.

Note: A lot of times, I will include extra bits in the episode for my Patreon supporters . . . in this one, I went ahead and released the Patreon version for you too. You're welcome.

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Rish Outcast 246: Writer's Conference - Plus One

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Wed, 22 Mar 2023 20:14:00 -0700

So, I went to my usual February writers conference . . . except my pal Marshal Latham came along. And he joins me in talking about it, as well as various panels. What else do you want, a child cop?

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Podcast That Dares 40: The Dead Smile

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 12 Mar 2023 23:05:00 -0700

Rish presents "The Dead Smile" by F. Marion Crawford, from 1899. Sir Hugh Ockrum takes his secret to the grave, but it behooves Gabriel and Evelyn to get the answer . . . even if it's from the dead.

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Rish Outcast 244: People We Touch 2

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Thu, 2 Mar 2023 15:40:00 -0800

Rish finishes performing (and discussing) the Lara and the Witch story, "The People We Touch."

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Rish Outcast 244: People We Touch 1

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 21 Feb 2023 17:38:00 -0800

Valentine's Day is approaching, and young Lara Demming would like to do something nice for her English teacher, Ms. Lune. What could possibly go wrong?

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Rish Outcast 243: Fountain of Knowledge

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Wed, 15 Feb 2023 02:00:00 -0800

It's the third (and final) episode of our exciting "Be Careful What You Wish For" crossover event. Big Anklevich and Marshal "The Manslaughterist" Latham join me to talk about my lil story, "Fountain of Knowledge."

Okay, you can stop wishing now.

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Rish Outcast 242: Abigail's Bright Side

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 7 Feb 2023 16:17:00 -0800

In this episode, I sit down with Abigail Hilton to talk about the audiobook I recently narrated, "Arcove's Bright Side."

Previously, I appeared on Abbie's podcast in the October 19th episode (LINK HERE), and when she is through posting the entire audiobook for her Patreon supporters, she will drop a third interview, with a lot more spoilers about the book's content.

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Rish Outcast 241: Haul Out The New Year

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 31 Jan 2023 12:06:00 -0800

Rish talks about "Haul Out The Holly," the first Hallmark Christmas movie he's watched.

Then he tallies up all his New Year's Resolutions (and his old ones).

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Rish Outcast 240: Eurotrip 4

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 22 Jan 2023 20:10:00 -0800

Okay, we've finally wrung this blood orange dry: the final episode of my Eurotrip report. This show is all about Venice, the overhead compartment, and an African beard.

Brought to you by Vurbow. Start living now!

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Rish Outcast 239: Eurotrip 3

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Fri, 13 Jan 2023 15:12:00 -0800

The Eurotrip continues! In this episode, I talk about Disneyland, the Paris Metro, and the Catacombs.

Pardon my French.

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Rish Outcast 237: Eurotrip Part 2

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Fri, 6 Jan 2023 12:30:00 -0800

Oy! Rish continues his massive report about his trip to Europe, including his time in England, jetlag, the Rish-eating turnstile, Jack the Ripper, the exploding Coke Zero, and the Phantom Manor (cue Vincent Price laugh).

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Rish Outcast 238: Made Just For You

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 24 Dec 2022 16:11:00 -0800

Made just for the holidays, Rish presents his Lara & the Witch story, "Made Just For You."

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Rish Outcast 236: Eurotrip Part 1

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Wed, 14 Dec 2022 23:39:00 -0800

Rish begins his massive report on his massive trip to Europe. Volume one is mostly about Germany.

Hopefully, this enables you to fall asleep much easier than Rish did.

Just a note: Episode 235 was recorded in Europe, and was Patreon-only.

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Podcast That Dares 39: The Scarlet Citadel 2

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 5 Dec 2022 19:15:00 -0800

Rish finishes his performance of Robert E. Howard's "The Scarlet Citadel" from 1933. Can you make it through?

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Podcast That Dares 38: The Scarlet Citadel 1

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Fri, 25 Nov 2022 01:46:00 -0800

Rish presents the first half of Robert E. Howard's Conan story, "The Scarlet Citadel."

Enjoy . . . or to Hell with you!

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Rish Outcast 233: Yet Another Christmas Movie

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 6 Nov 2022 15:39:00 -0800

Due to no popular demand, Rish talks about being on extra on yet another holiday movie.

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Rish Outcast 234: Murder Maze

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 31 Oct 2022 12:39:00 -0700

In a surprise Halloween episode, Rish presents his short story "Murder Maze." Of course, every day is Halloween in his world.

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Note: You're getting this episode early, because . . . well, beneficence, really. You hardly deserve it.

Podcast That Dares 37: Gramma

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Thu, 27 Oct 2022 09:23:00 -0700

After a bit of prevaricating, Rish presents Stephen King's classic 1984 tale "Gramma."

Come give this episode a hug.

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Rish Outcast 232: Toy Hunting High and Low

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Wed, 19 Oct 2022 22:47:00 -0700

Rish and Big reminisce about going on toy runs, back in the day.

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Rish Outcast 231: Bad Trip

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Thu, 6 Oct 2022 14:28:00 -0700

Rish shares his humorous* story, "Bad Trip," about a school field trip gone awry.

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*The word "humorous" is not legally binding.

Rish Outcast 230: Step-Dads & Adopted Fathers

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 25 Sep 2022 19:02:00 -0700

Marshal Latham joins Rish in talking about the depiction of step- and adopted parents.

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Podcast That Dares 36: The Voice In The Night

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 17 Sep 2022 13:09:00 -0700

Rish presents William Hope Hodgson's short story "The Voice In The Night," from 1907. A mysterious unseen man has a tragic story to share with a pair of sailors, and now they're sharing it with you.

Complimentary seasickness pills available upon request.

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Rish Outcast 229: Whatchoo Leave Behind

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 11 Sep 2022 15:15:00 -0700

In this ep, I talk a bit about a dead collector, and then lay out my plans for the end of October/start of November.

Sorry about the title.

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Rish Outcast 228: Aloha Hatchling, Aloha Dunesteef

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 28 Aug 2022 17:51:00 -0700

Rish talks about his book "Hatchling," which just came out. And the last episode of the Dunesteef, which just came out.

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Do Kiwis say "G'day?"

Podcast That Dares 35: August Heat

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 21 Aug 2022 18:39:00 -0700

Oh, my. Quite by accident, Rish presents "August Heat," the creepy 1910 short story by W.F. Harvey. Just make sure it doesn't happen again.

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Music was: Grand Dark Waltz Trio Vivace by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7924-grand-dark-waltz-trio-vivace)

Rish Outcast 227: Caller I.D. (1)

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 6 Aug 2022 13:39:00 -0700

Rish presents the first installment of his (hopefully) annual "Caller I.D." series, only about a decade late!

When young Chad Kluchar gets a mysterious call on his new cellphone, he has no idea the person on the other end is familiar to him . . . shockingly familiar.

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Rish Outcast 226: Hero Worship (TMI)

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 23 Jul 2022 20:44:00 -0700

In this episode, Rish talks about heroes, and how they fall. To illustrate this, he shares his story "Hero Worship," and a TMI warning. Or two.

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Podcast That Dares 33: The Ash Tree

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 12 Jul 2022 18:10:00 -0700

Whoops. I should've put this one out a couple of months ago. Sorry.

Rish presents M.R. James's 1904 story, "The Ash Tree," sadly, with accents.

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Rish Outcast 225: Newfound Fame 4

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 4 Jul 2022 13:23:00 -0700

Rish finishes his novella "Newfound Fame," and talks about the movie IT FOLLOWS. Again.

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Rish Outcast 224: Newfound Fame 3

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 26 Jun 2022 19:11:00 -0700

Somehow, Ernst Hillerman has drawn the notice of the Brown Depths Monster. Which is not good.

Also not good? I've decided to split "Newfound Fame" into FOUR episodes instead of three. I blame the curse.

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Rish Outcast 223: Newfound Fame 2

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 19 Jun 2022 00:42:00 -0700

The story of Ernst Hillerman at his first horror convention continues . . . and the horror becomes a little too real.

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Rish Outcast 222: Newfound Fame 1

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Wed, 8 Jun 2022 01:35:00 -0700

Are you a Horror fan? A TRUE Horror fan?

Uncle Rish is proud to present the first section of "Newfound Fame," the tale of Ernst Hillerman, who once played The Brown Depths Monster, so, so long ago.

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Rish Outcast 221: Another Spring, Another X-mas

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Thu, 26 May 2022 20:16:00 -0700

Rish talks about his new audio collection and (yet another) springtime Christmas movie shoot.

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Podcast That Dares 34: John Charrington's Wedding

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Mon, 16 May 2022 13:33:00 -0700

Rish performs (and discusses) Edith Nesbit's "John Charrington's Wedding" from 1891 . . . if he survives, that is.

Hopefully, we'll be back on track soon to putting out episodes more regularly.

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Rish Outcast 220: Q&A: Broughton To The Core

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 8 May 2022 10:08:00 -0700

Rish answers (again) these questions by listener Rob Broughton:

Which supernatural encounter would you want to have? Would you "go" with a fairy? When did you last "go?" What's the nicest thing someone has said to you? Which audio production makes you most proud?

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Rish Outcast 219: Message To My Girl

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Wed, 13 Apr 2022 18:02:00 -0700

Rish shares his, uh, romantic story "Message To My Girl."

Valentine's Day never ends, kids.

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Rish Outcast 218: Writers Conference Report 2022

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 26 Mar 2022 13:39:00 -0700

Rish does his annual re-cap of the writers conference he attended. But this time, he drags Marshal Latham along.

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Podcast That Dares 32: The Phoenix on the Sword

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Fri, 18 Mar 2022 14:44:00 -0700

In this episode, I present Robert E. Howard's "The Phoenix on the Sword," the first published Conan story from 1932. While the recording isn't QUITE that old, it's still years overdue.

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Rish Outcast 217: Stuck Truck Episode

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Wed, 9 Mar 2022 21:36:00 -0800

With a vehicle stuck in the snow, Rish decides to podcast . . . and not release it for six months.

Would you?

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Rish Outcast 216: Walk of Death

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Fri, 11 Feb 2022 01:42:00 -0800

In "honor" of Marshal Latham's podcast "Walk of Life" (and his birthday), I present the tale of the Witherer, and his "Walk of Death."

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Rish Outcast 215: What's Normal?

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Fri, 28 Jan 2022 18:04:00 -0800

Rish waxes rhapsodic about not being normal. As he does.

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Podcast That Dares 31: The Leaden Ring

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Fri, 14 Jan 2022 18:04:00 -0800

Rish shares "The Leaden Ring" by Sabine Baring-Gould. He then talks a bit about evil. As you do.

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Rish Outcast 214: New Year's Show 2022

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sat, 8 Jan 2022 10:00:00 -0800

It's Rish's annual New Year's show, with goals and jabber and whatever else can be fit in here.

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Rish Outcast 213: Still Chasing Pavements

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Tue, 4 Jan 2022 16:30:00 -0800

Stuck under a tree, Rish talks about dreams, despair, and David Letterman.

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Rish Outcast 212: Family Christmas Party

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Fri, 24 Dec 2021 20:55:00 -0800

So, at pretty much the last minute, I had to present a story for our family holiday party. And at pretty much the last minute, I'm presenting that story for my holiday episode. Happy Christmas, guys.

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Rish Outcast 211: White House Tour

rishout@aol.com (Rish Outfield) — Sun, 12 Dec 2021 14:45:00 -0800

Here's a short episode with an even shorter story from a decade back called "White House Tour." Bring the kids!

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