RobOnt Radio

Voting Starts Today

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:34:35 +0000

Well kids, voting starts today for the 2009 Podcast Awards… If you can go here and choose RobOnt in the Mature section it would be greatly appreciated… There’s no real chance we can win going up against Adam Carolla… Unless something wierd happens and we can get a shitload of votes… but we’ll give ‘er a good ole college try… Maybe we can start sending people over to Adam Carolla’s twitter or something, see if HE can get us some votes… hmmmm… damn it.. someone’s already bothering him about it… what could the odds of that be?!?!? must be parallel thinking or something…

Thanks Guys :)

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:23:35 +0000

Just a quick thank you to everyone who took the time to nominate us for a Podcast Award, we received a nomination for Mature Podcast Of course Adam Carolla is nominated in that category as well so our chances of winning are non-existent, but just being there rocks hardcore Thanks again!!!!!

Captain Cringe and The Hooters Girl

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:38:29 +0000

For those of you NOT following the Facebook Group…. why the fuck not???!?!?!? *ahem* I mean a little video recorded by Paul during the RobOnt-less RoR night out…. I can’t wait to hear the details on Mondays show….

RobOnt Radio Episode 134 – Cleaning Jessica Alba’s Asshole Properly

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:02:11 +0000

And welcome to another action packed episode of RoR, and before I get to deep into the discussion, there is a picture that is relevant to something I say at the beginning of the show, had to throw that out there so that you guys don’t give me the same look of horror that I got from Jason as the words came out of my mouth. Now that that’s out of the way, I will say that this show (from my standpoint) was probably one of the funniest episodes we’ve done, so much so that I gave up towards the end because of a headache I got from laughing too much. You know what that means to you guys? Absolutely nuffin probably… I don’t know if discussions of ass eating, proper grooming techniques and man dates are your cup of tea… But that’s what we talked about at great length this evening and it was a good time… So as usual, listen if you are so inclined, don’t if you’re not, a sincere thank you VERY much to the people that have joined the Facebook group, it’s nice to be able to put a face to who we’re talking out there and we do appreciate you guys joining the group, and hope a few more of you will as well. And of course thanks to the people at GotoAssist.com and Blubrry for helping make this show possible

RobOnt Radio Episode 133 – Katy Perry Getting Anally Milked

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:19:17 +0000

God damnit I REALLY want to call this episode Katy Perry’s Fart Box, but in the end I had to go with the anal milking for reasons that will become obvious as you listen to this episode. I want to say there was a lot to discuss, but there wasn’t, and yet we went on and on about lots of things that will upset people for one reason or another I’m sure. Kind of funny how that happens….. We even talked about Amy Winehouse’s new bolt ons and the latest nip slip caused by them, and if THAT doesn’t upset you, well then you may be alright with the rest of it… Though there is some talk of Katy Perry’s Birthday pix which should make any red blooded man happy in the pants. Our girlfriend STILL hasn’t responded to our requests, maybe a few of you could drop her an email at kaida_kane@yahoo.com and let her know we still want to talk to her… Serious emails only please *cough* Other than a surprise and welcomed call from Old Black James it’s business as usual my friends. So take a listen, or don’t, join our Facebook group, or don’t, thank our sponsors over at GotoAssist.com and Blubrry, or well… no alternate there… Cuz well you know, I’m a greasy bastard like that… And with that… Whatcholookinatmygutfer….

RobOnt Radio Episode 132 – Kim Kardashians Edible Ass aka The Sexy Show Part Deux

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:30:41 +0000

OK so maybe we didn’t talk about how edible Kim Kardashian’s ass was in this episode…. think that was the last one, but honestly, who’s not gonna wanna listen with a title like that? And who the hell is gonna complain about a show icon like that??? Ohhh right… Caleb perhaps…. Speaking of, after a loooooooong absence our token fag calls in to let us know we still “crack his shit up”, which considering who it’s coming from paints a frightening image in our minds. We of course continue right where we left off last episode with the special screening we’ve been talking about. Video on a podcast huh? I dunno how that worked out, but I’m sure you animals will let us know. Paulie joined us this week and we had some special fun in his facebook, you’ll have to listen to find out what that means. On the Facebook topic we drool a little bit over one of the hot new editions to our Facebook Groups friend list (you’ve joined right??), and while on the hot chick tangent we remind ZOMGitsCriss we haven’t forgotten about her and we are still wondering WHY ARE YOU HIDING FROM US CRISS?? WE KNOW YOU’RE WATCHING…… Maybe you guys can bug her a little bit more like our good *friend* Michael did. Twitter here, youtube channel here, remind her nicely we’re still waiting, we’re lazy and don’t want to have to find inventive ways of getting your attention my darling.. Though that is coming by the looks of it… Drop us a line would ya? Kthnx… And while I, Captain Segue am on the youtube thing, we take time to watch some dog ass dragging and dog molestation videos on there. Fucking youtube rules… Wow…we did talk about lots… With that being said, leave us a message my friends, we do love to hear from you, 1-888-762-6681 and show@robontradio.com. Don’t forget to join our facebook group, there’s Rob’s and Dan’s twitter of course, ignore Jason and Paul, their shy tools and thank you VERY much to our friends at GotoAssist.com and Blubrry for sponsoring us

Aaaaand…..

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:07:28 +0000

We lied… well I did anyway… trip is postponed till later this week so there will be a live show this evening starting at 9:oo pm eastern, and yes the tape has been located so it will be part 2 of the sexy show…. should be a doozy… or suck… one of the two…. 1-888-RobOnt1 or show@robontradio.com people

No Show Last Night

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:21:49 +0000

Hey Kids… Yesterday was Thanksgiving up here in Canada so we were suffering from a lil bit of turkey comatose syndrome hence no show… Next week I’m in Victoria on business so no show then either… though maybe the boys wanna sneak over and do a show some other night… Dan?? Jason??? You’ll notice there was no Paul there… Paul is being a little bit of a girl at the moment so we’re ignoring him….. See how long it takes before he cries… Shouldn’t be much longer… Speaking of girls…

Criss…. we’re still waiting… we KNOW you’re watching… more on the next show on how exactly we know, but drop us a line my dear… 1-888-762-6681 or show@robontradio.com (that goes for you guys as well… we love to hear from you guys).. Don’t be scared… We won’t hurt you…. I swear…

HELP PLEASE :)

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:48:58 +0000

It’s that time of of year again… If you guys could spare a minute or two and throw us a nomination in the Mature Category (RobOnt Radio url = http://www.robontradio.com) over at The Podcast Awards I would be forever grateful and in your debt…. OK well not forever.. For a while though… and my credit sucks… so you couldn’t really count on me being in your debt… Though I’m sure I could get Paul to swallow a couple of loads as thanks… if Dori/Lori would let him do that… He likes that kind of stuff you know.. man juice… can’t get enough of it apparently…

RobOnt Radio Episode 131 – The Sexy Show Part One

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:26:09 +0000

So we fired up the equipment last night, grabbed ourselves a Pumpkin Ale (btw Great Lakes people, good job on that, it’s really tasty ) and started with the long awaited *cough* Sexy Show… Well Part One of it anyway as we explain in the show. We start off just shooting the shit as usual, and then moved into a rousing few rounds of “Guess The Tranny!!!”. For those of you playing the home game here are the pix (and if you’ve never played, play along with the show as we try to figure out which of the 5 “girls” isn’t really a girl):

Round One: Picture One, Two, Three, Four and Five. Reveal: One, Two, Three, Four and Five
Round Two: Picture One, Two, Three, Four and Five. Reveal: One, Two, Three, Four and Five
Round Three: Picture One, Two, Three, Four and Five. Reveal: One, Two, Three, Four and Five

We play that for a while, they we err ummm discuss, a moral conundrum, whether it’s real or theatre of the mind we’ll leave up to you…. *cough* Ohhhh hey!! Ron Stubbings calls in to discuss some upcoming gigs he can’t really discuss so we talk about his problems with doctors and pharmaceuticals… Though a couple of us may have been distracted at the time… Not sure whether or not you’ll pick up on that…. Then we go back to sexy time, more specifically some discussion of that Romanian object of our desires that is ignoring our “requests” for an interview.. Don’t know who we’re talking about? Let’s watch her making Pizza for a sec and I’ll catch up with you on the other side:

Ahhh yes, ZomgItsCriss…. We want to talk to her, she’s ignoring us… Maybe you guys can help rectify that situation.. That’s her twitter address, here’s her Youtube channel, here’s her blog. Help us out and let her know we want to talk to her… Ohhh and Cris, show@robontradio.com when you’re ready.

And finally a few notes, Most nights very few people listen live, the podcast version of the show has always been the more popular way to listen, and I would think that will continue, that being said even though we didn’t know it at the time there were a LOT more people listening than usual last night. Had I have known I would have posted links to Guess The Tranny as we played, and the goal will be to have our video channel up for the second part of this show (which is another major reason for the delay of half the show). For those of you listening last night, Thanks…. sincerely. We’ll make sure going forward that we have some “special” stuff for you guys.

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