RobOnt Radio

RobOnt Radio - Sarah Palin Makes Men Queer

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:21:05 +0000

So the show starts off with Rob watching a video of Sarah Palin in a bathing suit and for some odd reason the subject matter becomes very gay sounding. Coincidence people?? I dunno…. What I do know is that Jason could not be here for this show but friend of ths show Ron Stubbings could, do I need to say more people? I would like to say we discussed lots this evening, but you know… can’t win them all So here’s the show…. ohhhh and Friday October 10th at 9:00pm will be our next show…. A VERY special RoR…. ahem… for those of you want to tune in and uhhh “participate” we’d love to have you ohhh and a reminder to those of you that want to help out a lil bit, http://www.podcastawards.com/ please nominate us in the Mature category…. please and thank you berry berry much

RobOnt Radio - Unplugged

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:04:53 +0000

And we are back with the show… after almost three years one would think we would have all the technical shit worked out, but we don’t so no opening music and no ham n eggers in Ohio means RoR Unplugged which fits perfectly with the 20 years too late motif of the show this evening. Lots to discuss this evening including Kevin Smith’s agent Phil Raskind ignoring Rob’s emails, the people at the After Dark Film Festival ignoring Rob’s emails, getting another theme for the show yet? We also discuss inappropriate marriages… ahem… midget porn stars getting beat up, stock tips with Boardroom Danny/Dan the Stockbroker (pick your hacky ripped off bit name), an invitation from Fandick and friends, and there is a discussion about how the hell salvia is legal after we watch a few videos of people smoking it. So take a listen my friends, a decent show all in all I think.

RobOnt Radio - OK, So You’re In Amsterdam…

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:57:31 +0000

And we are back my friends after a month long hiatus RobOnt Radio returns with a whole bunch of absolutely nothing. What do I mean by nothing? Discussion of Hayden Panettiere, Lindsay Lohan and Xtina, you know the same shit we were talking about two years we’re still talking about… So listen to an old episode or this one, see if you can spot the difference…. Actually to be fair we did discuss a lot more, the discussion of the others at Jasons wedding continues with Jason around this time, lots of American and Canadian election talk, obviously Sarah Palin’s vagina gets discussed in great detail and a whole bunch more… So listen in eh….

RobOnt Radio - The DHARMA Initiative

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:09:25 +0000

And we are back from our “hiatus” with the freshly fired from our old station edition of RoR and what better way to start things off than by playing a golden oldie from our friends and yours The Bleeding Vaginas with their smash hit “The Most Offensive Song Ever”. Well that new found freedom of words wears off before the song even ends so we pick up with lots of stuff including Rob’s incredible ability to piss off people with out even meaning or trying to, man hug updates, sirius/xm merger talk, and what happens when you leave a child alone with a television capable of viewing not so child friendly programming. Ohhhh ya, and for those of you so inclined, here’s Paulie’s recipe for his special Root Beer:

1 oz Vanilla Vodka
1 oz Root Beer Schnapps
Splash of cream
4 oz Root Beer

Disclaimer: Any man hugs that may result from drinking this nonsense is not our fucking problem.

End of an era…..

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:34:01 +0000

Well kids I’ve just been informed that we are finally getting the boot of TiNR…… BadMonkey has kindly given us one last show over there…. So keep an eye out here for more details soon……

RobOnt Radio - Strippers and Poopie and Queer Kisses Oh my!

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:03:37 +0000

OK so this show starts off a little bit slow, but I think it’s worth sticking with cuz as the show progresses we get into stories of stripper experiences gone horribly wrong, accidental toilet clogging and explanations of how and why a recent man on man kiss happened to one of us in full view of the others. Yes the show is just as awkward as that last sentence was so if you’re bored listen, if not, well then don’t… So there….*burp*

RobOnt Radio - Catholic School Teacher Wii Fit Aerobics

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:48:14 +0000

Jesus that’s a mouthful of a title….Sooooo yes we’re back after blowing up shit at the cottage, at least SOME of us are back, but more importantly Paul and *ahem* Dori fulfill their obligations and come through on a promise from a past episode and today on the program we have a Catholic School teacher doing Wii Fit aerobics in her underwear, hot no? Listen to the program and watch the videos to find out. A bunch of other stuff on the show as well, a decent little listen I think, so take some time and give it a listen, and don’t forget to play along with our new awkward hugging contest for a copy of the new Sound and Fury cd. Show links after the jump my friends….

Placenta Recipes

Amy Winehouse Bush
Mini Me Sex Tape Clip
Star Fucker or Hot Chick?? You decide
Publicists suck ALL the fun out of life
Portia Rossi boobies
How to give a man hug

And don’t forget to send your awkward hugging videos to show@robontradio.com

RobOnt Radio - Katherine Heigl’s Dumper

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:16:00 +0000

And we are/were back live on a fine fine Monday evening with absolutely nothing to say…. Sooooo much so we went almost two hours long. We spoke a lil bit about the Wii fit hula chick, Paul found some pix of her… We discussed our Lori doing Wii fit in her underwear show in the next few weeks. Ron Stubbings calls in with his latest bit…. OK well he tried to anyway. Jason’s upcoming wedding was a big topic of conversation as was would you use the services of a certain website dedicated to cheating spouses and of course we took a few minutes to remember the passing of a comedy legend. Took us a while to pick up steam so if you don’t want to sit through the whole 1:50 minutes tune in around the hour mark that’s where things start to pick up, though there are some good moments in the first part of the show as well and maybe it’s just me thinking the first part was slow… I dunno… do whatever you want… listen, don’t, you know the drill. No show next week… We will be back live on the 7th with our first Lori Doing Scantily Clad Wii Fit shows… might have to fire up ye ole video chat room for that huh?

RobOnt Radio - Amy Winehouse and Jason Should Sing a Duet

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:10:30 +0000

Another week, another opportunity to prove just how horrible we are as people. One would think that no Paul or Lori would mean the “Make fun of Paul and Lori” edition of RoR, but noooo people, we had FAR too much to get to this week including breaking out the smoke machine so that we could get into the proper frame of mind to dissect Rob’s latest interview with an 80’s rock star, then we simply HAD to discuss Amy Winehouse’s latest hit single, plans for our special Jason’s Bachelor party show and a bunch of other stuff that I can’t remember so listen and tell me what we talked about would ya? kthnx

RobOnt Radio - Megan Fox Does Naked Wii Aerobics

show@robontradio.com (Rob, Jason, Dan and Paui) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:30:03 +0000

Wow… what an episode… I don’t know even where to begin so I’m just gonna throw out some of the highlights, we discuss this picture, Lori… err I mean Dori rejoins the program, discussions of how ridiculously hot Megan Fox is and Naked/Scantily clad Wii aerobics. Lori/Dori gets some homework which involves the Wii Fit, a camera and some Victoria’s Secret Lingerie which she agrees too. Ohhh ya and the small matter of the return of Ron Stubbings to the program with his new interview segment, and people, lemme just say that he has redeemed himself with this one. Ohhh and a disclaimer with this one… It’s just humor people, yes it’s vile and can sting a lil bit at times but it’s just words, if you don’t like it you can make us and all those bad feelings go away with the click of a mouse, we won’t hate you.. I swear….. ohhh and we would like to thank Louie Lawent for agreeing to be interviewed by Ron, go look at his books and stuff if you are so inclined.