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RobOnt Radio - Megan Fox's Thumb In Your Bum

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:57:52 -0500

I fucking love Megan Fox... But then again, who doesn't? Well as the title might suggest we discuss Ms Fox this evening, argue about her thumb, and of course other things when it comes to her ;-) Dan discusses his near death experience as a crazy woman hurtles a 3000 pound missle at him and the resulting explosions and shrapnel and aftermath as we all sit glued to the edge of our seats... (*slight artistic embellishment may be used in the description). Ummm the fag from Clevland joins us for his first appearance on the show in some time, and he brings his loud voice, clicking and urinal diving with him. We maybe should have called this a Best of Dan episode as he does his interpretation of such Cheech and Chong classics as Sister Mary Elephant. Rob and Paul do some truck driver/photographer role playing and Jason struggles with being able to look at anyone in his presence... Rough night for that boy let me tell you.. that is at least until our hero/saviour Ole Black James calls into the program to tell us what kind of porn he's looking for these days and give us his thoughts on another dead junkie Micheal Jackson. Lots of entertainment this evening folks so give 'er a listen... kthnx! Ohhh and thank you to GotoAssist.com for sponsoring this program!

RobOnt Radio - Megan Fox's Thumb In Your Bum 54 megs 59:01 minutes MP3

Ok, so like take this and put it in your...

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:42:34 -0500

Another amateur video for you guys today, this one of a cute little blonde number doing things that would leave me thinking that she is not so innocent... Which honestly isn't a bad thing... Innocence is highly over rated... unless your in a court room that is.. then not so much.. but there is no court room and no judge in this video.. one could say she does get pounded like a judges gavel though if one were so inclined.. but I'm not, so the state the rests and chucks the evidence over to you...

Bang Bang Bang, Order in her ass 46 meg DIVX

ps-> Think there will be an RoR this evening.. I'll be there, Dan will be there, dunno about Jason... guess he will be a game time decision, so 9:00 pm eastern there for those of you that care.. ohh ya.. Paul's a fag.. kthnxbi

French Fun

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:16:49 -0500

French chicks... gotta friggin love them.... *insert disclaimer here - I married a french chick so this is the only correct answer ;-) * This little french go'er is no exception, nice little amateur video, have to admit this one also falls under the *good egg* category as well... Watch to find out why...

Bon Oeuf 53.1 meg Windows Media

Bad Boy

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:11:38 -0500

*sigh* I suck... had videos all lined up for last week and just couldn't find the friggin time to update the site... Soooooo 3 days worth of posting coming today.. This first one is sticking with the theme of boys behaving badly, in that it's video from a "former gynecologist's office"... Anyone care to hazard a guess as to why he's a "former gynecologist" ?? ;-)

Naughty Naughty" 5.6 meg Windows Media

RobOnt Radio - Mmmm Chicken Nuggets

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:07:57 -0500

And we are back for another edition of RoR. Lots on the schedule for this program including (but not limited too), offensive songs, horribly embarassing videos from our youth. Hey speaking of our youth we discuss some experiences working in the Fast Food industry including such memorable topics as "Where exactly does that gravy come from" and "you REALLY want to know what's in that chili?". That of course leads us to a conversation about Jamie Olivers program Fowl Dinners, and yes we've included a link to the clip in question, start at around the 5:00 minute mark, and then look at Rhianna's delicious booby to get your mind off when you just watched.... Ton of other stuff on the show as well as Jason Blanchard sitting in with us... Sooooo give it a listen... or don't... whatever works for you.......

RobOnt Radio - Mmmm Chicken Nuggets 88 meg MP3

Naughty Naughty

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:11:10 -0500

It's Monday... and the woman around here are pms'ing in a LARGE friggin way.... and all I want to do is say something along the lines of "Ladies, I'm not the one that makes your vagina bleed every month, so give it a friggn rest" but I fear much tears and temper tantrums if I were to let that one fly... Soooooo here I sit... biting my tongue.... and getting ready to post some revenge porn.. which in a way will make me feel a little better, because really who doesn't like video of a chick fucking her man while a buddy video tapes the action from a door that's slightly ajar... well she's probably not pleased, but that's neither here nor there..... what is here is his dick and it's there in her non bleeding who ha... so like enjoy....

Naughty Naughty 106.8 meg DIVX

ps->RoR tonight at 9:00 eastern for those who care

pps-> To the owner of this ass:

Thanks for the uploads, wanna drop me a line about the pix? robont@gmail.com

Just listen....

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:30:30 -0500

I love shit like this... Daughtry fucking rocks.....

And back from Vacation

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:41:40 -0500

And we are back from a brief escape from reality... To all my Canadian brethren, a very happy belated Canada day eh!!! To our American friends, a Happy Fourth of July tomorrow, and to the rest of you... ummm hey? How's it goin eh? ;-) I have the answer to that most Canadian of questions, and that is it is going inside of of a foxy number wearing blue lingerie... Fuck I love lingerie...

Blue Lingerie Banging 58 Megs DIVX

Bathroom Fun

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:53:29 -0500

Quick little video for you guys today of a couple going at it in a bathroom..... Decent looking chick, LOTS of positions.. fun little watch I must admit... Well other than his anus being featured to prominently.. but can't have it all I guess ;-)

Baffroom Sex 119.3 meg Windows Media

Happy Hump Day

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:07:15 -0500

Everybody awake? Ya... I'm with you... sux working when it's so nice outside... Nice lake, a comfy chair and some beer would go friggin great right now... unfortunately I have none of those for you right now, instead what I have is this uber cute tease that plays shy for a while before giving it up... damn is she good looking....

Hey there 88.2 meg Windows Media

RobOnt Radio - Perez Hilton Is A Pussy

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:34:31 -0500

And another week, another edition of RoR, however with no Paul and no Jason, Rob and Dan are left to their own devices to try and fill an hour worth of show time.... Any guesses on how they do that? Well there's a couple of a phone messages from Ron Stubbings to get to, and of course we had to laugh at talk about Perez Hilton's latest video discussing the bitch slapping he got at the MMVA.... And it was all good until Fergie got mad at us and we started making fun of her to Lady Gaga and her awesome sparkly boobies and then next thing you know Will I Am popped Dan in the coconut.... You know.... just another week of RoR... so listen would ya??? kthnxbi

RobOnt Radio - Perez Hilton Is A Pussy 53.2 meg MP3

!@$!@%$)(%$& ahahahaha Perez You Ass

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:34:27 -0500

OK I'm gonna preface this with the following, I'm an asshole at times, there is stuff that makes me laugh that shouldn't, I can't help it, that's just the way it is... I don't think this is one of those times, but if you find yourself needing to say that after reading this, I've already done it so move on. Now that THAT's been said... This video of Perez Hilton's account of his "assault" last night, omg I had to turn it off because I was literally laughing out loud at work and I didn't want to explain why I was doing that. I know for sure we'll be watching/discussing this ad nauseam this evening during RoR, but god damn when he starts crying towards the end of it, I was wiping tears of laughter from my eyes... Perez you ass... you make a fucking living out of insulting and humiliating people... did you honestly think a smack down or two isn't a) warranted b) part of the job requirements.... Honest to god you dummy, you had it coming, you can cry and whine all you want about how it's not necessary, but you had it coming.... Will I Am... you're my new hero.... Now, on to prearranging my own demise, here's a little video of a couple doing sexy time, and I got no better description because I've gotten myself all giggly again with the previous paragraph, so like, watch people having sex

Sexy Time 56 meg Windows Media

btw-> there will be a lack of quality programming here as usual this evening at 9:00 pm eastern, 1-888-RobOnt1 to tell us how bad we suck

Vacation Sex

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:11:43 -0500

OK so you're on vacation, and you're kinda horny, so you have a quicky in the woods... That's cool right?? Wait... tangent coming up, but let me finish the first thought before I follow the other path... OK vacation, fucking... ohh right, but somewhere between vacation and fucking you decide to setup a tripod and film yourself fucking in the wild... now THAT takes dedication.. and a small amount of craziness... but here's a couple doing exactly that...

Vacation Sexy Time 76.2 meg Windows Media

OK other tangent... what's the bravest you've gotten with public sex?? I'll cop to a picnic table in a park, a hot tub in a hotel that was in the center of hotel (with the rooms looking down on it).. ummm a drive in.. uhhh aaah.. on top of a house boat in Lake Havasu and I'm sure there's several more that I can't remember... now... share people... let's hear yours!!

Happy 3.0 day

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:35:56 -0500

I'm sitting here at work twitching cuz I wanna get home to load up the latest iPhone firmware... Yes I'm that bored... But hey! Here's a little gem that is a worthwhile distraction... This video starts off with this cute goofy little brunette that I thought would be conservative in bed and stuff.... But she is sooooooo not... She's like the perfect girl, fun, hot and fucking caaaa raaaaaay zeeee enthusiastic when comes to sex.... Seriously... Totally my kind of chick :D

Yay for fun chicks! 131.1 meg Windows Media

RobOnt Radio - Anna Paquin Boobies, Dead Lil Bunnies and Puppies In a Shit Pipe

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:10:21 -0500

OK so if you wanna take a pass this week, I won't be offended... Not that I'm ever offended by people taking pass on the show, but this week, well we started off normally with discussions of Anna Paquin's boobies, some friendly betting on what pubic hairstyle she'll be sporting when she eventually does the bush shot, the alleged Rhianna Sex Tape and then the show took a weird twist (as it's prone to do). We discuss Uwe Boll's Postal, specifically the Little Germany Scene and more specifically the little children slaughter scene, and you could say that our take on it might be a little bit ummmm... much for some. That's a good way of putting it, we never quite recover from that discussion, well unless you then count Dan's discovery of a family of lil bunnies and what happened to one of them (hint, take a look at the show icon), or maybe the puppy flushed down the toilet story.... Ohhhhh we can't forget the caller looking for "quality programming".... Ahhhhh good times.... anyway, here's the show for those of you that are as twisted, bored and devoid of any real talent as we are...

RobOnt Radio - Anna Paquin Boobies, Dead Lil Bunnies and Puppies In a Shit Pipe 46.4 meg MP3