I've closed the blog. http://roccos.blogbugs.org/ en-us Webligo BlogHoster Sun, 26 Apr 2009 23:37:00 +0000   Love 'em or hate 'em, here they are. Do they work? They work enough!"I'm gonna call you 'Trophy Bass' 'cuz I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!" Mark B."I've got the F, the C, and the K. Now all I need is U." Mark B.I was at a dance and after getting turned down by several girls I asked to dance, I finally added, "so I guess a blow job is out of the question?" Mark B."Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" This one's good. It's never actually gotten me into bed, but it never fails to make me laugh. Mark B."Do you work at Subway? Cus you're making me a foot long!" Mark B."Is your cell phone Cingular? Cus you're raising my bar!" Mark B.If a girls asks you, "Do you have the time?" You say, "I dunno, do you have the energy?" Mark B."Let's play Lion and Lion Tamer. You open your mouth and I'll feed you the meat!" Mark B."How Do YOU like your eggs? Poached, Scrambled, Fried, or Fertilized?" Mark B. **sidenote** this one got me a hotty in bed once.At the office copy machine: "Reproducing eh? Can I help?" Mark B.Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum." Mark B."I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag." Mark B."Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!" Mark B."The word of the day is legs, now lets go home and spread the word.""My left leg is Thanksgiving and my right leg is Christmas. Would you like to spend some time between the holidays?""Hey baby, nice legs. What time do they open?""I'd like to have breakfast with you. Should I call you or nudge you?""Hey, Is that shirt felt? Would you like it to be?""If it was hunting season you'd get shot with a rack like that.""Hmm, I didnt do so hot in school ,you remind me of my report card, all D's" "Wow, a guy could do Shakespeare from a balcony like that."Want to help break up a family?"Whoo! You are a tall glass of milk! Can I have a drink o' that?""Damn baby you make the front of my pants shake like a cracked out spider monkey!!""Does your boyfriend know you are going to be sucking my dick later?" "Is that a mirror in your pocket?? Because I can see myself in your pants." Sun Kist"Do you know what would look better on you? me"That shirt would look better on my floor.""Those pants are ugly. You should take them off.""That shirt is very becoming on you — and if I was on you, I'd be cumming too.""That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.""You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.""Hey, I see you are wearing clothes. I'm wearing clothes! Did you know we have something in common? We should get together and do something sometime.""You look like my type: Nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing. (What's wrong with my clothing?) It's still on you." http://roccos.blogbugs.org/8476738/ Fri, 24 Apr 2009 02:03:00 +0000   THE TEN STAGES OF INTOXICATION (1) WITTY AND CHARMING: This is after one or two drinks. The tongue is loosened and can yet remain in step with the brain. In the "witty and charming" state, one is likely to use foreign idioms and phrases such as "au contraire" in place of "Now way, Jose," or "Bullsheyet". (2) RICH AND POWERFUL: By the third drink, you begin mentioning the little 380 SL you've had your eye on down at the Mercedes place. (3) BENEVOLENT: You'll buy her a Mercedes, too. It's only money. (4) JUST ONE MORE AND THEN WE'LL EAT: Stall tactic. (5) TO HELL WITH DINNER: Just one more and then we'll eat. (6) PATRIOTIC: The war stories begin. (7) CRANK UP THE "ENOLA GAY": "We could have won in Nam, but..." (8) INVISIBLE: So this is what the Ladies' Room looks like. (9) WITTY AND CHARMING PART II: You know, you don't sweat much for a busty  girl. (10) BULLETPROOF: Bull-sheyet, gimme them keys, I can drive.  http://roccos.blogbugs.org/8458201/ Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:07:00 +0000   It's said that Jimmy Page wrote this at the beginning of Led Zeppelin's band, when his girlfriend made him pick between her and the group. She lost, we won. It makes you think of past loves, doesn't it? Then as it was, then again it will be Though the course may change sometimes Rivers always reach the sea Like stars of fortune Each has separate rays On the wings of maybe Down in birds of prey Kind of makes me feel sometimes I didn't have to grow But as the eagle leaves the nest He got so far to go Changes fill my time Baby, that's all right with me In the midst I think of you And how it used to be Did you ever really need somebody And really need 'em bad Did you ever really want somebody The best love you ever had Do you ever remember me, baby Did it feel so good 'Cause it was just the first time And you knew you would Turn the eyes and I sparkle Senses growing keen Tasting love along the way See your feathers preen Kind of make you feel sometimes Didn't have to grow We are eagles of one nest The nest is in our souls Vixen in my dreams with great surprise to me Never thought I'd see your face the way it used to be Oh darlin', oh darlin' (Repeat) I'm never gonna leave you, I'm never gonna leave you Ten years gone, holdin' on, ten years gone. ~Led Zeppelin, "Ten Years Gone" http://roccos.blogbugs.org/8441580/ Mon, 20 Apr 2009 00:08:00 +0000   Here are the things I'm interested in these days:1. Taken  I'm not a big Liam Neesen fan, but this movie was so much like James Bond coming out of retirement, I had to see it. Taut thriller. That's it in two words. Women will like it, too. 2. New Computer  Finally, after many years and much frustration, I built my own computer and ditched the piece of shit one. This thing is vastly superior to the other and I am getting in the habit of multitasking on it. I already have experience doing that with sex. 3. Out Of The Wild  Discovery Channel show where they drop 9 people into Alaska and tell them to have fun. The series just started and promises to be good. I wonder if Zemanova would go there with me? 4. Rope  Here's some more advice from Rocco, guys. A rope harness is a dirty, sexy little secret that women love. I used it recently and the chick liked it so much, she wore it for hours. It doesn't have to be tight or painful. Tie her cha-chas, and while you're at it, tie her hands, if she's into that. Look for "breast bondage" on your friendly neighborhood search engine and you'll be all set. 5. Plump DJs  Funky Techno grooves that we desperately need these days, to dance around our problems. Give a listen sometime. http://roccos.blogbugs.org/8423705/ Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:14:00 +0000   A gal in a supermarket hurries over to the checkout line with a few items. The clerk has his back turned to her, and doesn't seem to notice her. She says in a loud voice,"Hey, I'm in a hurry! Will you please check me out?"The clerk turns, grins, and says:"Yeah, nice tits." http://roccos.blogbugs.org/8392406/ Sun, 12 Apr 2009 23:06:00 +0000   Bear with me for a few days. I've just built a better, faster computer and tried using Windows XP 64-bit, but it simply doesn't work well. I'll be switching over to regular XP. My gals demand a fast stud. http://roccos.blogbugs.org/8370573/ Fri, 10 Apr 2009 00:42:00 +0000   She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs forbreakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in. Fine tits stood at attention.  As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly,'You've got to make love to me this verymoment. ' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either stilldreaming or this is going to be my lucky day. ' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and thengave it my all, right there on the kitchen table. My cum dripped off the edge of the table.  Afterwards she said, 'Thanks, ' and returned to thestove, her T-shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that allabout? ' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken. ' http://roccos.blogbugs.org/8344903/ Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:47:00 +0000   The room was already checked in, and all I had to do was wait for her. It was the start of a great weekend, balling two separate chicks, and this first one, L,  was my favorite.   Imagine seeing a busty, dark redhead around my age walking through the door, with a necklace disappearing down her cleavage, a long 120 held out to the side. I couldn't resist shooting a tongue down her throat while I held her at the doorway; she didn't seem to mind.   "How about a little show?", she cooed, all the while smoking the cigarette and plunging a dildo into her pussy as she sat not more than three feet away from me. Gasps and smoke drifted to the ceiling while she gushed and came right in front of me; my meat held thick with occasional pulls and strokes.   It began a serious hour of relentless fucking before we took our first break. It had been so long since I'd seen her and we both wanted to make up for lost time. Not only do I enjoy the sex, but I also love the cuddling and talking from the highly intelligent doll, all the while cuddling and fondling her massive tits. It both relaxes and stimulates her.   Finally, finally, I got to try out the shibari, shinju, breast bondage with a long length of soft rope. She simply loved it and after the fucking resumed, she left it on, saying she loved the feel of it. Hey, anything to help the slut feel good is my motto.   Lovemaking at night, the cool moon casting shadows across our bodies while two souls kissed. It was a spoon from behind, holding onto her hips, shoving them back onto my rushing hips and cock before the world got even darker and I blasted her pussy again. Warm, liquid embraces that flowed into more kisses before falling asleep again in each other's arms. That's what life's about, isn't it?     A sunny ride from there to grab some groceries and a pizza for the hometown gal's return. This one, P, was a brunette, far  younger than me, again massive jugs and eyes that shoot right through you. I hadn't seen her in over a year; it would be good to see her again. The house was cleaned, lunch was made, and I saw the car get up the driveway.   Unfortunately, she changed her hair, for the worse, but who was looking at that?  P was really nervous, more nervous than when I balled her last time. Oh, that's ok. I made her comfortable with an arm around her while we watched television and chatted. I made the move at a commercial and the kiss kept going, ending up with my stiff thickness pounding into her pussy right there on the couch. Her head was pushed into the corner as she gasped loudly. I didn't know if she would cum or not because she takes longer than L. But knowing her boyfriend simply wasn't interested in her sexually, I figured she would take whatever she could get, and she was taking Roc's thick shaft rather well. I have to tell you, she's got the tightest pussy I've ever had, hands down. I could feel each spasm squeezing me, and you already know what that ends up doing to me. My teeth clenched as I filled her with load after body-shaking load, and I finally let her legs escape my grasp while we got our breaths back.   I'd say the high point of the night came when I finally got her on the bed and told her to get on all fours. Louder gasps and moans this time while I jerked her tightness back onto my thick base, and I simply wouldn't stop. Multiples from cries shot around the room, but I kept going because my balls hadn't recharged fully and I couldn't cum yet. Gals love it. She certainly took advantage of it when I nailed her two more times on her back, before finally letting her go to sleep.   A morning breakfast was nothing but taking her again because I wanted that tight snatch some more. There's nothing like an all-night recharge before some morning sex and her knees were by her fucking ears when I shot some loads seemingly into her stomach that time.   Now my legs hurt, my crotch is sore, my sac is COMPLETELY drained, and my dick is nearly raw as I write this to you. But I'm also smiling and grinning a lot, and I suspect the two hot sluts are, too. At times like these, I wish I was a fly on the wall as they recount what we did to one or two trusted friends.   It's about the only time I like to hear girls talk on a phone.    http://roccos.blogbugs.org/8289916/ Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:01:00 +0000 Three little ducks go into a Bar....."Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck."Huey," was the reply."How's your day been, Huey?""Great.. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey."Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?""Dewey," came the answer from duck number two."So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked."Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Had a blast with wet puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?""No," she said, batting her eyelashes."My name is Puddles." http://roccos.blogbugs.org/8246214/ Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:25:00 +0000 New Port Clyde, Florida- That busty neighbor next door is reportedly out of clean towels and needs to use one of yours. Neighbors in the vicinity said they saw Tawny Lishus walking down Backscratch drive with wet hair and holding a cigarette, turning at your driveway. Apparently, she only wore flip-flops and a smile at twilight, muttering about "dirty laundry" when she rang your doorbell.   It is unknown whether you have clean towels, let alone an extra cup of sugar for the strikingly beautiful resident.   Reports of loud noises coming from your house indicate some form of agreement was reached, although Tawny failed to leave the structure afterwards.   "That Rocco guy gets all kinds; I can tell  you that," said neighbor across the street Gladys Scranski, 68. "If it's not that, it's cake recipes. If not that, it's a brunette borrowing a snow shovel. One time he took someone's daughter to school. I tell you, what's this place coming to?"   An investigation revealed the neighbor who borrowed the cup of sugar last September left Rocco's house two hours later, with her cup still empty. She had no comment when asked why and smiled a lot. http://roccos.blogbugs.org/8166069/