Rocky's Ramblings

Pleeze vote for Sexy Sadie (and Speedo and the Zipster)

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:51:00 +0000

Owr best frends Zippy, Speedy and Sadie are finulists in moderncat's Doodle a Caboodle Contest!

Pleeze pleeze pleeze klik heer to vote fur them!

Beezer Has Gone to the Bridge

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 08:19:00 +0000

Beezer has gone to the Bridge long beefore his time. We want to send out a big warm hug to his mommy who is vary vary sad. Pleeze drop by his blog and send his mom some purrs... and you're welcome to share this grafik.

Beezer, keep a nice nap spot warm for me, will ya?

Not my day

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 05:17:00 +0000

Ferst of all, I mist owt meeting Fiona Bun. All I got wuz her smell on my ladey's clothes.

Second, TRIPPER HAS NO CONSEPT OF PURRSUNUL SPACE. He crowds me and last nite I had a nitemare that he wuz cuddling with me. GROSS! He is NOT a vixin.

This is my 300th post.

The End.

Meow like a pirate day!

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 22:18:00 +0000

Sumbuddy hand me a wench.

Freeky Friday

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 06:22:00 +0000

Yoo know, after thirteen yeers, I think Mao's finely starting to like me.

Oh, the indignity

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:10:00 +0000

YO! Trip! I'm a DOOOOD!!!! Git yer tung away frum my booty yoo psyko.

Happy Berthday to Me

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:16:00 +0000

Well, I made it to the big 1-8. Yep, I'm old enuf to vote, now. The ladey was nice and rote abowt me over at The Cat's Meow. It was nice, but she kinda akts like I have one paw in the grave. No Way! I've got plenty of good yeers left, and the luv of a good ladeycat to get me thru them.

Bromance in the air???

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:26:00 +0000

Don't tell Kaze, but I think Mao and TRIPPER have a bromance going on.

Happy Father's Day to the Man

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 02:55:00 +0000

I'm not one to git all gushy, but maybe it's time I told evrybuddy abowt the Man. I love him, I reely do. He's vary nice to me, and good to sleep on. I can even git him to pet me win he's sownd asleep. Happy Father's Day to the Man. Yer da Man!

Wordless Wednesday

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:15:00 +0000

Interdoosing this year's crop of interns

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 06:18:00 +0000

Go ahed and biggify to git a better look. The most recent crop of interns has reported fur werk at ~~Mao &~~ Rocky's VDR Faktery.

Thare names are Stinky Stan, Stinky Stevie, Stinky Stella, Stinky Stewie and Stinky Starbuck. They are vary vary eager to werk and have exhibited a lot of erly potenshul. Heer yoo can see them eeting. The only thing they like to eet is Fansy Feest Gold. It's one of our seekrit ingreedients and helps the interns purrdoose good stink.

Pleeze join me in giving this yeer's interns a big cat blogosfeer welcome!

Mancat Monday

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Tue, 26 May 2009 05:31:00 +0000

Go ahed, gerls. Bring yer moms. Cuz I know they'll wunt to kiss my floofy tummy. Take a number.

Goodbye, Georgia

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Thu, 21 May 2009 06:34:00 +0000

Keep a nice nap spot warm fur me, Georgia.

Vishus Deer Repelunt Produkshun is at an all-time high

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Fri, 01 May 2009 07:38:00 +0000

I am happy to reepurt that ~~Mao &~~ Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt produkshun is at an all-time high. I even got the ladey to hand feed one of the skunks an shoo away the racoons wile Mrs Skunk is eeting so that Mrs Skunk can purrdoose a big crop of interns. Now if I can just teech the interns how to feed themselfs by opening the big wite food box in the garage....

Goodbye, Oreo

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 07:21:00 +0000

Oreo is one of the ferst bloggin tuxies I ever new.
I will miss yoo, deer frend.

Wordless Wednesday

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 07:01:00 +0000

My Placemat Don't Need No Smell Reemooval

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 07:56:00 +0000

I have spent evry spare minit sinse Krissmiss werking on gitting my smell on my placemat, wich is ware I live now. But the lady sez she has to WASH it and git all the stink owt. NFW. Ferst, it's finely gittin broken in. Secund, my stink is a good stink. Therd, how will the vixins be able to sniff me owt win they come over???

So I'm standin' my grownd. I am Spartakuss.

Happy VD Vixins, and espeshully DMM

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 08:32:00 +0000

Well, as most of yoo know, I don't much do the Valentine's thing. I let the vixins do as they will, but they always come bak to old Rocky.

This yeer, one of my vixins was rocked by trajedy. It was DMM. Her valentine, Jake, wint to the Bridge. So I stept up and offerd to be her valentine if she wood take me. That's the valentine I made, rite up thare. I figyerd, yoo know, this mite be my last VD, so I've gotta grab luv by the short 'n' curlies, or sumthing like that. I just hope I don't git in too much trubble with Sadie. And Halloween. And Sophia. And on and on and on. Thare's always gonna be a vixin with her tail in a snit.

Gerls, thare's plenty of room on the placemat fur evrywun!

Godspeed, Jake

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 08:01:00 +0000

Jake stole one of my spicy vixins, so he must have bin one hubba hubba mancat. I gess he was okay, cuz he still let DMM come over and snuggle with me. I'm going bak to sleep on my placemat now.

Hi

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 00:58:00 +0000

Just wakin up frum my purrpetchewal nap to say hi. HI.

Happy Noo Yeer!

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 08:00:00 +0000

Merry Christmas to All My Vixins!

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 06:12:00 +0000

From Rocky, Skeezy, Mao and
TRIPPER THE PSYKO STRAY CAT!!!!

I sware...

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 07:06:00 +0000

... I had nuthin to do with it; I's bin to Nooterville!

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Duz anybuddy wunt Tripper for Krissmiss?

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 02:40:00 +0000

That stoopid Trip has bin trying to make me his spicy vixin. Winever he sees me he runs over and liks me all over my body for like ten minits until I'm soking wet. I try to preetend he's Sadie or Halloween or DMM or one of my other vixins, but thare's no gitting arownd that he has guy breth. And he also has no konsept of purrsunul space. HE TUCHES ME WIN I'M TRYING TO NAP! Win I tell him we're not buddies, he just liks me sum more. Parker, can we ship him to yoo for a Krissmiss prezint???

Eer Hares

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:13:00 +0000

Win yoo git to be a geezer like me, yer eer hares git all long and wild and owt of control and this is whut they look like. I have fownd that this terns sum vixins on. THE END --- RtGC