Rocky's Ramblings

Good Nite, Sleep TIte, Until We Meet Agin

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 06:18:00 +0000

Well, innernets, it's bin grate, it reely has. But da last cupple of weeks I've been a littul off my game, and today I decided to hed over to da Bridge.

It wuz not an eezy decizhun, and I'll miss my vixins, but the time had come, and I wuz reddy to get on to faze 2.

I was with the ladey win I wint. I just wint to sleep and didn't wake up. I know it made her eyes git all watery, but it was better than if she'd had to take me into the torcher place one more time. Neether one of us wunted that.

And, I gave them a gift that will keep on giving. I had cooties. And I shared it with the peepul so they'd remember even after I'm gone. Thare both all covered in kreem now and washing every single thing they own, inklooding thare manparts and ladyparts, and da other 3 cats had to go to the torcher place to git cooty-killing medisins. I'm sorry my bud Trip had to do that, but I wuz reely happy that Mao had to go. Man, I won't miss him yellin' all the time. He wood never shut his piehole. It reely got on my nervs. Anyway, yoo mite say I had da last laff. That felt good.

I do wunt to give a speshul thank yoo to Shabby and Katie Tulip and Angel Kalin fur da nice Susan Faye pikcher they had painted fur da wite rat on his berthday. It's one of da only pikchers we have of da hole famly together, and I know the peepul trezhure it.

I have been looking forwerd to meeting up some of my frends and vixins hoo are alreddy at da Bridge like Halloween and Bathsheba and the mancats, too, but espeshully Joonyer, my bestest frend in the yooniverse. I like havin doods I can hang with and burp and belch and fart and watch NASCAR and wrasslin and stuff. Joonyer tawt me how to wrassle. I have mist him a lot. I

got deeprest win he wint to the Bridge.

I will miss my gutter, and the flower bed next to the driveway ware I cood sit in the sun. I will miss drinkin owt of da swimmin pool evry morning. I will miss my speshul vixin DMM, and my twin vixin, Sadie, and all the other gerlcats hoo think I'm hot (hey, take a number, laydeez). I'll miss the man, cuz we were buddies. He was grate. I won't miss Mao cuz he wuz a pane, but I will miss Tripper hoo wuz my best frend after Joonyer. Tripper was weird cuz he was always kissin me, but we had whut yoo wood call an understanding. Trip had my bak.

So, I won't be bloggin' any more. I'll miss that, but thare's lots to do at the Bridge, and my parts don't hert anymore, wich is nice. And I promiss, evry nite I'll look down to Sandy Eggo, and wave to da best vixin anywun ever had, DMM. She is spunky, and I'll never furget her.

Thank yoo all fur following my advenchers on my blog. It's bin giggles.

PEE ESS: If any of yoo need sum of ~~Mao and~~ Rocky's Vishus Deer Repellunt, git in tuch with Mao.

Good Nite, Sleep Tite, Until We Meet Agin

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 02:18:00 +0000

Well, innernets, it's bin grate, it reely has. But da last cupple of weeks I've been a littul off my game, and today I decided to hed over to da Bridge.

It wuz not an eezy decizhun, and I'll miss my vixins, but the time had come, and I wuz reddy to get on to faze 2.

Thank yoo all fur following my advenchers on my blog. It's bin giggles.

PEE ESS: If any of yoo need sum of ~~Mao and~~ Rocky's Vishus Deer Repellunt, git in tuch with Mao.

My Trip to the Torcher Factory

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 10:30:00 +0000

Heer I am with the man before the torcher session. I'm akting reel calm so that win thare deefenses are down, I'll begin my patented shock-n-claw campaign to ensure that anywun hoo tuches me gets the bitey and a paw-wippin'.

In the next pikcher, yoo'll see what wuz goin' on before my attak. Thare was blud sperting everyware!!! It was neet.

Then I had to go back a few days later so thay cood pull owt sum of my teeths.

Heer is my status:

Except for a tooth infekshun and a high blud cownt frum that infekshun, I have the bludwerk of a 15-yr-old. That's rite ladeez, I've still got it!

But, my wate is down to 5 pownds and I've lost all my mussel mass. I eat like a Big mancat, but no matter how much I eet I don't gane wate.

So that's my status. I'm doing better than expekted. Wich, at my age, is pritty good newz.

Geezer Advice frum Rocky

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 20:33:00 +0000

I just lernd sumthing. Win yoo are an old old geezer cat pushing 20, yoo can krap anyware yoo like and the hyoomans won't git mad at yoo. No more runnin for the litter box win yoo have to krap. Just stop in yer traks and do it. I think anycat over 15 can git away with this.

Dona Nobis Pacem

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 19:51:00 +0000

Cuddle with a vixin to sellubrate peace!

Happy Halloween, Evrybuddy

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 04:21:00 +0000

I dunno whut this stoopid costoom is suppost to be. But at leest all my hansumness is not covered up.

I'm being impurrsonayted

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 06:56:00 +0000

Sumwun is trying to score with the Spicy Vixens by impurrsonayting me. Or maybe they're impurrsonayting Sadie. I can't decide. Whut do yoo think?

I know I don't have a doppelganger -- haven't had one sinse my hoohaectomy almost 20 yeers ago.

Mancat Munday

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 06:53:00 +0000

Well, fokes, I'm been spending my sunset yeers trying to bring the Skeester up to speed on how to be a mancat. He's still warin' all that froofroo krap, but thare are a cupple of lessins he's lernt pritty well. This is one of them. I think my werk heer is dun.

Happy St Patrick's Day

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 06:08:00 +0000

OK. I'm goin' bak to sleep now.

KRAP!!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 07:24:00 +0000

I furgot to go to my vixin Sadie's berthday. I cood uze the exkyoose that my ladey was gon at a Dee-A-Ar thing, but the reel reezin is that, like evrything else, I slept rite thru it. Boy, I shur hope I don't git on Sadie's bad side. Cuz that's the last thing I need to complikate my life and keep me frum sleepin.

Happy Berthday, Sadie. Yer a luvly vixin, and I hope yoo'l furgive this old geezer cat for sleepin' his life away.

My New Pillow

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:59:00 +0000

I deesided to sleep in the peepul bed last nite and it's a good thing I did cuz I fownd a grate new pillow. For the moment, life duzn't suk too bad.

Farewell to a Lovely Vixin....

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 21:23:00 +0000

One of my faverite vixins, Halloween, went to the Bridge this morning. She was vary yung --- only 17-1/2 -- wich makes it even more trajeek. She was probly the sweetest of all my vixins. She never got uppity, and was always vary cuddly. She and Vixin Sadie were espeshully good frends.

Pleeze drop by her blog and give her mom a big hug and some purrs. And I cood use sum cuddling, if any of yoo vixins wunt to drop over this afternoon.

Pleeze post the badge above on yer blogs if yoo like.

THE END.

Pleeze purray fur one of my vixins

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 07:45:00 +0000

One of my faverite vixins, Halloween is having surjery cuz they think she has a toomer on her livver. Halloween has bin a vary loyal and vary spicy vixin, and I hope yoo'll all drop by her blog and send her sum "git better" wishes. She saved my life once by sending me Lourdes water win we thot it was all over for me. The Lourdes water kyerd me and I'm still enjoying my vixins today. Get better, Halloweenie!

Christmas Card FAIL

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:34:00 +0000

As Danny Gluvver wood say, "I'm gittin too old fur dis sheeit."

PURRSUNAL SPACE, DOOD!!!!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:48:00 +0000

I was all stretched out on the heety pad and having good dreems of Spicy Vixins win the wite rate came up to cudddle into me. I CANNOT CONSENTRATE ON SPICY VIXINS WIN HE'S BREETHING DOWN MY BAK!

Pleeze vote for Sexy Sadie (and Speedo and the Zipster)

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:51:00 +0000

Owr best frends Zippy, Speedy and Sadie are finulists in moderncat's Doodle a Caboodle Contest!

Pleeze pleeze pleeze klik heer to vote fur them!

Beezer Has Gone to the Bridge

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 08:19:00 +0000

Beezer has gone to the Bridge long beefore his time. We want to send out a big warm hug to his mommy who is vary vary sad. Pleeze drop by his blog and send his mom some purrs... and you're welcome to share this grafik.

Beezer, keep a nice nap spot warm for me, will ya?

Not my day

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 05:17:00 +0000

Ferst of all, I mist owt meeting Fiona Bun. All I got wuz her smell on my ladey's clothes.

Second, TRIPPER HAS NO CONSEPT OF PURRSUNUL SPACE. He crowds me and last nite I had a nitemare that he wuz cuddling with me. GROSS! He is NOT a vixin.

This is my 300th post.

The End.

Meow like a pirate day!

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 22:18:00 +0000

Sumbuddy hand me a wench.

Freeky Friday

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 06:22:00 +0000

Yoo know, after thirteen yeers, I think Mao's finely starting to like me.

Oh, the indignity

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:10:00 +0000

YO! Trip! I'm a DOOOOD!!!! Git yer tung away frum my booty yoo psyko.

Happy Berthday to Me

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:16:00 +0000

Well, I made it to the big 1-8. Yep, I'm old enuf to vote, now. The ladey was nice and rote abowt me over at The Cat's Meow. It was nice, but she kinda akts like I have one paw in the grave. No Way! I've got plenty of good yeers left, and the luv of a good ladeycat to get me thru them.

Bromance in the air???

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:26:00 +0000

Don't tell Kaze, but I think Mao and TRIPPER have a bromance going on.

Happy Father's Day to the Man

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 02:55:00 +0000

I'm not one to git all gushy, but maybe it's time I told evrybuddy abowt the Man. I love him, I reely do. He's vary nice to me, and good to sleep on. I can even git him to pet me win he's sownd asleep. Happy Father's Day to the Man. Yer da Man!

Wordless Wednesday

noreply@blogger.com (Rocky the Gutter Cat) — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:15:00 +0000