tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-109833882023-10-08T06:40:49.719-07:00I'm not a comedic writer, I just play one on this blog. Really, I'm a frustrated Fortune 500 employee whose life resembles Dilbert more with each passing day. I alleviate stress with random ramblings from things my 3 year old says, observing the general public, and anything else I can think of. Enjoy.roe_mccunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06760379118910848849noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10983388.post-1127779377567200762005-10-01T16:56:00.000-07:002005-10-03T17:13:36.806-07:00

Have you ever been sitting in the comfort of your home, maybe you are watching TV or reading the newspaper, and suddenly thought, "Where can I get the great taste of cold medicine in a gum?"Well, your answer is in "Uniquely Soothing Cherry Chill" flavor Eclipse sugarless gum.As a borderline diabetic, I've found sugarless gum to be my friend to help hold off hunger between meals. A big fan of

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OK, so I haven't posted anything new here in awhile and my stat counter actually says there's been some traffic here. I suspect that somehow I've had my share of BlogExplosion traffic where people click on a link for my site and stay all of 1.9 seconds before they move on.Anyhow, I thought I'd put a short one in here for kicks.This just in: Old Spice is the official deodorant of NASCAR.No,

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Not everything is related to toilet humor around here.I was playing pretend with my 3 year old daughter today and at one point in our little make believe game, I laid down weakly and told her, "You defeated me!"She then replied, "Don't worry dad. I'll undefeat you."

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Read day 1 below firstAfter a day of peeing into a bright orange jug and not hearing the sound of flushing, I got up early again today to go down to the same collection center that turned me away yesterday. I got there 5 minutes early and stood patiently with my jug-o-pee in the hallway. I could see people inside rummaging around and it hit 7:00 am, their posted opening time.Then it got to be 7:

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As a "pre-diabetic" and given the epidemic that the U.S. faces for those of us who are too gluttonous for our own good, at my annual check-up my doctor has decided to give me the same battery of tests that he would for someone with full blown diabetes. My blood sugar was 106 in his office. That's down a whopping 1 point from last year even though I weighed in 41 pounds lighter. Still, it is

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Potty training has been a challenging time at our house the past few months. Our 3 year old daughter is quite subborn and just not interested in using the toilet for the longest time. She's finally got the concept down the past 2 weeks or so, but I admit that there are some aspects to it that, although better than diapers, make me cringe a bit. When we're at Target and she screams "I HAVE TO MAKE

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I am bald and have been since my mid-20s. Rogaine was the dam that held back that raging river for awhile, but eventually the power of nature was too much for even advanced chemicals to overcome.Genetically speaking, I reall had no chance. My Dad is bald. All of his brothers are bald. Both of my grandfathers are bald. It's kind of a family tradition.When my 3 year old started to notice my

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As a 35 year old man, by definition I don't understand fashion. I barely comprehended it as a 25 year old man before I woke up one day to discover that things like fashion and pop music betrayed me, turning me into the old man I swore I'd never be.But I was at the mall today and saw a pregnant girl. I say girl because she couldn't have been 20. She looked big enough to be in her 3rd trimester,

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