Check out their YouTube channel.

As somebody who once paid $10/month for the privilege of having a $1,000 overdraft on my business account, I sympathize with [...]]]> I know they’re probably owned by the U.S. Government, and I know they’re a bank (and we’re not supposed to like them), but man does Ally make some funny, funny commercials!

Check out their YouTube channel.

As somebody who once paid $10/month for the privilege of having a $1,000 overdraft on my business account, I sympathize with the kid and his nasty egg management fee.

Comments:

FAIL I can’t believe I wasted 15 seconds on this. nope hate it my ears my eyes Sounds like someone punched a goat Plz don’t blame the goat You’re doing it wrong Worst. Song. Ever. Disasterpiece! u r annoying my [...]]]> Not really, but they certainly have captured the essence of YouTube culture. I think they need to figure out a bit more about how Digg works, though.

Comments:

FAIL
I can’t believe I wasted 15 seconds on this.
nope
hate it
my ears
my eyes
Sounds like someone punched a goat
Plz don’t blame the goat
You’re doing it wrong
Worst. Song. Ever.
Disasterpiece!
u r annoying my brains
Worse vid on here
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
stop, plz
WHY?
teh lose
stupit
ZERO STARS
this can’t get any worse!
It just did
XD! Fire!
BURNINATION!
Epic, fire-y win!
ROFLcopters
MOAR FIRE!!!!
He b toast!
OMG He’s so hot!
Lessing singing. More burning.
OWN3D.
fail + fire = win
lol @ dude on fire
is he died?

Waldorf: Should we click on this Digg button?
Statler: Absolutely. Let’s diggin’ till this thing is buried!

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Step by step with slide presentation.

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Roundtable discussion.

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Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.

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Debate among panel of experts.

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Help line and support groups.

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Open forum.

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Real-life testimonial from the one man who did.

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Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

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This one takes the cake though!

It’s an internal Compaq Computers corporate video.

Did you really watch the whole [...]]]> Yes, I know … there was a time when it was cool to make a bad rap video.  Thankfully (or, unfortunately) these things have been digitized and put online for all of us to remember (and cringe along to).

This one takes the cake though!

It’s an internal Compaq Computers corporate video.

Did you really watch the whole thing?