http://ron4president.com/ The Official Ron For President '2012 Headquarters for the Ronatarian Party. 'Enough jibba jabba! Vote for Ron, Crazy Fool! en-us Copyright 2012 Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:05:47 -0500 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:06:39 -0500 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.2 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 3-74.07798This is an XML content feed. It is intended to be viewed in a newsreader or syndicated to another site, subject to copyright and fair use. A: The simple answer -- i.e. the one Brad understands -- is no. Ron does not believe the Mayas had a solid enough dialog with Itzamna, the chief deity of their religious pantheon, plus an accurate enough time-recording system to pull off a prognostication like this one. "It's absurd," Ron once said. "Only a simpleton like Brad would believe this kind of hokum. We humans will be fine and dandy for at least another thousand years or so. F*ck the Mayas!" So, what to do with this new (extended) perspective on life? How should we of the modern age... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ron4President/~3/XFlFxNB8tXc/q-does-ron-think-the-mayas-accurately-predicted-the-end-of-the-world-to-come-on-december-21-2012-if-so-what-does-he-plan-to-do-about-it.html http://ron4president.com/faq/q-does-ron-think-the-mayas-accurately-predicted-the-end-of-the-world-to-come-on-december-21-2012-if-so-what-does-he-plan-to-do-about-it.html FAQ Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:05:47 -0500 http://ron4president.com/faq/q-does-ron-think-the-mayas-accurately-predicted-the-end-of-the-world-to-come-on-december-21-2012-if-so-what-does-he-plan-to-do-about-it.html Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime. Get a man hammered on Jagermeister at the company holiday party and you can talk him into eating tropical fish from the reception room aquarium. (Tristan Fabriani) @ruminate.com... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ron4President/~3/wMwrCTbneMw/poem-2010-12-28.html http://ron4president.com/poetry/poem-2010-12-28.html Poetry Tue, 27 Dec 2011 23:18:51 -0500 http://ron4president.com/poetry/poem-2010-12-28.html 5> Family visit! Mulling whether to dress up or open a vein. 4> "Legolas" my ass! Get back to your workstation, stupid little elf. 3> I drum for Mistress. My reward: "Come," she tells me. Pa-rum-pa-pum-PUM! 2> "Reindeer games," you say? Stop picking on Rudolph NOW, you reindeer bullies! and Topfive.com's Number 1 Holiday Season Haiku... 1> Maxed out my credit, children still hated their gifts. Shalom! Now we're Jews!... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ron4President/~3/_oYGN7r-z1E/poem-2011-12-22.html http://ron4president.com/poetry/poem-2011-12-22.html Poetry Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:55:10 -0500 http://ron4president.com/poetry/poem-2011-12-22.html A: Short answer: No. Short answer with more letters: Maybe. Look, Ron's mustache is not captured by this simplistic graphic. Ron's mustache is unique to itself. It is an entity. It cannot be quantified. We know Ron has the capacity to love and drink beer and want to change the world for the better. But we are also aware of Ron's many foibles and propensity to lash out in anger. This chart is more for the casual mustache person. A man -- or perhaps an Eastern European woman -- can gauge his potential tendency to do good or evil.... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ron4President/~3/2qxJ3W_GKsY/q-does-rons-mustache-make-him-more-likely-to-commit-crimes.html http://ron4president.com/faq/q-does-rons-mustache-make-him-more-likely-to-commit-crimes.html FAQ Wed, 09 Nov 2011 10:54:18 -0500 http://ron4president.com/faq/q-does-rons-mustache-make-him-more-likely-to-commit-crimes.html It's Ronstache Day! Get out there and enjoy yourself with a mustache...like this mother and son in Wilmington, North Carolina! - Bittle... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ron4President/~3/fGFdKNMW5kw/ronstache-day-2011.html http://ron4president.com/ronstache-day/ronstache-day-2011.html Ronstache Day Sun, 30 Oct 2011 06:01:00 -0500 http://ron4president.com/ronstache-day/ronstache-day-2011.html San Martin, California, October 10, 2011: A male spectator ran onto a green shouting Tiger Woods' name and then threw a hot dog at him Sunday during the final round of the Frys.com Open in Northern California. The man was quickly subdued and Woods was not in any danger. In fact, within a minute, he had settled back over the putt he was attempting. "I looked up and the hot dog was in the air," Woods said of the incident that occurred on the seventh hole, his 16th of the day. "(The fan) wanted to be in the news.... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ron4President/~3/nnEO6TjEg1M/duffer-dog.html http://ron4president.com/ron-news/duffer-dog.html Ron News Mon, 10 Oct 2011 09:48:26 -0500 http://ron4president.com/ron-news/duffer-dog.html You won't find the answers to life's problems at the bottom of a bottle. You get to them through the opening at the top. (The Covert Comic) @ruminate.com... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ron4President/~3/EFSHaPGbU58/poem-2011-09-27.html http://ron4president.com/poetry/poem-2011-09-27.html Poetry Tue, 27 Sep 2011 21:26:23 -0500 http://ron4president.com/poetry/poem-2011-09-27.html Jersey City, New Jersey, September 26, 2011: A man who has been repeatedly arrested for public indecency faces a new charge after an incident during the weekend. New Jersey-based politico Brad was arrested on public indecency charges after cops caught him having sex with an inflatable raft, police said. The Ronatarian Party number two man was arrested at his home in Jersey City early Sunday after he was spotted in the bizarre act in a nearby alley, the New Jersey Spew reported. The owner of the raft told Jersey City Police Officer Matt White he shouted at the suspect... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ron4President/~3/vGAUlpKMjGE/inflatable-ego.html http://ron4president.com/ron-news/inflatable-ego.html Ron News Mon, 26 Sep 2011 10:35:57 -0500 http://ron4president.com/ron-news/inflatable-ego.html Whenever people say "If you're going to move to a new country, learn the language!" I just stay quiet. I would say something, but I don't know the Cherokee word for "irony." (Carl Knorr) @ruminate.com ynxucd... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ron4President/~3/uLWSSVucDa4/poem-2011-09-16.html http://ron4president.com/poetry/poem-2011-09-16.html Poetry Thu, 15 Sep 2011 23:57:18 -0500 http://ron4president.com/poetry/poem-2011-09-16.html My wife wasn't too thrilled to open her Bible and discover penciled-in Commandment 7a: "(However, when thou art traveling on business, thou shalt heed the sage advice of My musical apostle, Stephen Stills.)" (Mark D. Sabien) @ruminate.com... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ron4President/~3/z7UCjQaIirs/poem-2011-9-6.html http://ron4president.com/poetry/poem-2011-9-6.html Poetry Tue, 06 Sep 2011 21:41:15 -0500 http://ron4president.com/poetry/poem-2011-9-6.html Jersey City, New Jersey, August 22, 2011: Ron took a very unscientific poll of the nations and peoples of the world over the past year. He reduced the data and arrived at the conclusions shown in the map (above).... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ron4President/~3/1jNws2pIA0s/mapped-out.html http://ron4president.com/ron-news/mapped-out.html Ron News Mon, 22 Aug 2011 10:59:11 -0500 http://ron4president.com/ron-news/mapped-out.html This is a poem for Elvis, Do you remember the man, who was no idler in moving his pelvis? He rolled and he rocked, But by his sudden death the whole world was shocked. I think, he's a fool, I'm sorry to say, But nobody as successful as him should die this way! He asked "Are you lonesome tonight?" And walked in "Kentucky Rain", oh, how we cried! But Elvis also was the King of Rock and Roll. He sang "Jailhouse Rock" -- just wonderful! This is the tribute, of a young and humble fan, I'm going to visit his... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ron4President/~3/6CF8R0jivZU/poem-2011-08-16.html http://ron4president.com/poetry/poem-2011-08-16.html Poetry Tue, 16 Aug 2011 09:35:06 -0500 http://ron4president.com/poetry/poem-2011-08-16.html That was cool, huh huh when we killed that frog, huh huh it won't croak again - Butt-Head... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ron4President/~3/Pg4cQafbrOk/poem-2011-07-08.html http://ron4president.com/poetry/poem-2011-07-08.html Poetry Fri, 08 Jul 2011 16:13:16 -0500 http://ron4president.com/poetry/poem-2011-07-08.html If I ever open my own business, it'll be a hybrid between a massage parlor and a sperm bank. I mean, why waste the byproduct? (Lori Petterson) @ruminate.com... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ron4President/~3/bLjSTMAAD38/poem-2011-06-03.html http://ron4president.com/poetry/poem-2011-06-03.html Poetry Fri, 03 Jun 2011 01:13:14 -0500 http://ron4president.com/poetry/poem-2011-06-03.html When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I wouldn't, however, suggest doing the same for those times when life gives you shit. (Abhishek Aiyar) @ruminate.com... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Ron4President/~3/MuNKWaUFEOI/poem-2011-05-09.html http://ron4president.com/poetry/poem-2011-05-09.html Poetry Mon, 09 May 2011 21:56:14 -0500 http://ron4president.com/poetry/poem-2011-05-09.html