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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/atom10full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876</id><updated>2012-05-19T02:46:15.965-04:00</updated><title type="text">Ron Schuler's Parlour Tricks</title><subtitle type="html" /><link rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/" /><link rel="next" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><generator version="7.00" uri="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>613</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/RonSchulersParlourTricks" /><feedburner:info uri="ronschulersparlourtricks" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-2591178086788087932</id><published>2010-01-15T08:12:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-15T08:56:41.443-05:00</updated><title type="text">And the People Hit Worst Are the Poor</title><content type="html">As we keep the people of Haiti in our thoughts and prayers, it is perhaps an appropriate moment to give a shout out to the memory of the late Fred Cuny, who made these relevant observations about earlier disasters, and whose words may inspire us today:&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;Disasters hurt people.  They injure and kill.  They cause emotional distress and trauma.  They destroy homes and businesses, cause economic hardships, and spell financial ruin for many.  And the people hit worst are the poor.  A natural disaster can happen anywhere, but for a combination of reasons -- political as well as geographic -- most large scale disasters occur in the region between the Tropic of Cancer and the Tropic of Capricorn.  This region encompasses most of the poorer developing nations, which we call the Third World.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;For survivors of a natural disaster, a second disaster may also be looming, for the very aid that is intended to help them recover may be provided in such a way that it actually impedes recovery, causes further economic hardship, and renders society less able to cope with the next disaster.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;... Recognizing poverty as the primary root of vulnerability and disaster in the Third World is the first step toward developing an understanding of the need for change in current disaster responses.  For if the magnitude of disasters is an outgrowth of underdevelopment and poverty, how can we expect to reduce the impact with food, blankets, and tents, the traditional forms of assistance?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Emergency relief is an essential part of the response to a tragedy such as the one in Haiti.  Give generously, give now:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="https://secure.oxfamamerica.org/site/Donation2?idb=1415420208&amp;amp;3600.donation=form1&amp;amp;df_id=3600"&gt;Oxfam America&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.yele.org/updates/2010/1/14/please-donate.html"&gt;Yele Haiti&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.er-d.org/"&gt;Episcopal Relief and Development&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.hashaiti.org/C1a_w1.html"&gt;Hopital Albert Schweitzer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;There are many worthy organizations to whom you can send your money.  But, with Fred Cuny's observations as our guide, perhaps we can also establish another set of objectives in our aid to Haitian people:  to upgrade the standard of housing; to provide increased job opportunities; to improve or diversify local skills; and to provide alternate income to people whose economic livelihood has been hurt by the disaster.  Maybe this time we can help to prevent the "second disaster."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-2591178086788087932?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/2591178086788087932/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=2591178086788087932" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/2591178086788087932" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/2591178086788087932" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/77g8X4BW2Y4/and-people-hit-worst-are-poor.html" title="And the People Hit Worst Are the Poor" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2010/01/and-people-hit-worst-are-poor.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-467329633381888224</id><published>2009-03-25T17:29:00.028-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-31T09:17:49.635-04:00</updated><title type="text">The Disappearance of Agnes Lowzier</title><content type="html">&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Scqn4xedktI/AAAAAAAAAoU/esgWerLDmgU/s1600-h/IntheCar.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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&lt;![endif]--&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;The last time I saw Agnes Lowzier, it was a misty night in &lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;L.A.&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;She had just bargained a dowdy shamus out of a couple of Cs in exchange for some information on the whereabouts of the blonde wife of a mob boss.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;After performing her part of the bloodless exchange and asking the detective to wish her luck, she simply drove away into the night in her gray &lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Plymouth&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;, never to be seen again.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Until now.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;“Wish me luck,” she said, before she put her pointed toes down on t&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;he gas pedal.  “I got a raw deal.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;“Your kind always does,” said the detective.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;The detective was Philip Marlowe, played by Humphrey Bogart in &lt;a href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2006/05/hawks.html"&gt;Howard Hawks’&lt;/a&gt; 1946 adaptation of Raymond Chandler’s novel, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Big Sleep&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The movie has grown in stature over the years.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It was initially faulted &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;by critics for the untidiness of its labyrinthine plot, but now it is seen as a classic example of &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;film noir&lt;/span&gt;, in which story takes a backseat to process, mood and at&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;mosphere.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Another way of describing the film, which is one of my favorites after all, is that it is a canvas for a collection of cold-blooded murders and beatings, some fascinating character encounters, and a constant volley of wisecracks.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;And who was Agnes?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Agnes Lowzier was a slender, pretty “brunette with green eyes, kind of slanted” as Marlowe describes her (&lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Chandler&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt; had her down as Agnes Lowzelle, a blonde), who cracked wise in her every scene.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The first time we see her she is pretending to be a sales clerk at Geiger’s Rare Books, a shop that Marlowe supposes is actually a front for a bookie’s joint.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Marlowe comes in to check things out, and poses as a collector.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;After establishing that Agnes doesn’t know too much ab&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;out rare editions and anyway doesn’t seem to have any in stock, thus confirming his suspicions about the place, Marlowe asks, still in character as a collector, “You do sell books, hmm?” &lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Agnes replies, gesturing carelessl&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;y at a random row of books: “What do those look like, grapefruit?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Marlowe returns to the bookshop and reveals himself as he sees that the back of the store is being emptied.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Agnes tells him to come back “tomorrow” if he wants to see Geiger.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“Early, then?,” Marlowe asks with a note of sarcasm, letting her know that he knows the place will be empty tomorrow.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“Yes, early,” she snarls, disgustedly acknowledging Marlowe’s cleverness.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Critic David Thomson calls what transpires between Marlow&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;e and Agnes as a kind of “nagging marriage” – providing the film with one of its funniest subtexts.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Marlowe sees Agnes’ shoes behind a curtain leading to another room in the apartment of a grasping, small-time hood named Joe Brody (Louis Jean Heydt).&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“Why don’t &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;you ask your friend with the pointed toes to come out of there – she must get awful tired of holding her breath.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;He calls her “Sugar” over and over again, because he knows it annoys her.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/ScqoJcBqKlI/AAAAAAAAAoc/ltuLnUS81_o/s1600-h/AtBrody%27s.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/ScqoJcBqKlI/AAAAAAAAAoc/ltuLnUS81_o/s320/AtBrody%27s.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317247190159731282" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;By the time Marlowe has disrupted Brody’s attempt to blackmail the Sternwoods and has generally humiliated everyone involved, Agnes almost seems willing to trade sides, registering her impatience with Brody’s incompetence.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“Hm!,” she grunts.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“What’s the matter, Sugar?,” Marlowe asks.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Agnes replies:&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“He gives me a pain in my –“ and she is interrupted by Brody.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“Where does he give you a pain?” Marlowe asks.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“Right in my –“ and again, Agnes is interrupted by Brody.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“That’s what I always draw,” Agnes says, “Never once a man who’s &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;smart all the way around the course.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Never once.”&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Referring to an earlier moment when he wrestled a gun away from her, Marlowe asks Agnes, who is rubbing her wrist, “Did I hurt you much, Sugar?”&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“You and every other man I’ve ever met,” she says.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Brody is killed by Geiger’s bodyguard a few seconds later, and Marlowe is on to other things, but Agnes comes back into the story when one of Brody’s associates, a dour little man named Harry Jones (Elisha Cook, Jr.), comes to Marlowe with a proposition.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“So Agnes is on the loose again,” Marlowe cracks.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“She’s a nice girl,” Jones says, “we’re thinking of getting married.”&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“She’s too big for you,” Marlowe says, but then thinks better of the remark and apologizes.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;He’s still wary of the way she insinuates herself into the schemes of one small-time &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;grafter after another, hoping to make a quick buck, and when Mr. Jones suggests he’d be willing to stand up to a police grilling for Agnes’ sake, the still skeptical Marlowe remarks that “Agnes must have something I didn’t notice.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Witnessing Harry’s murder at the hands of a mob brute named Canino (Bob Steele) while protecting Agnes’ whereabouts is Marlowe’s last straw where Agnes is concerned.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“Your little man died to keep you out of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;trouble,” he tells her over the phone.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;He squints contemptuously and says, “I got your money for you.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Do you want it?”&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;When Marlowe meets her near the corner of Rampart and &lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Oakland&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt; to give her the two Cs, she asks him, “What happened to Harry?”&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“There’s no use going into that – you don’t really care anyway.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Just put it down &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;your little man deserved something better.”&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;At the moment that Marlowe seems to hate her the most, Agnes has never looked lovelier.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;There are a small bevy of both credited and uncredited actresses who make splendid little impressions in the movie, but Thomson and numerous others single out the work of Sonia Darrin as Agnes.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Thomson writes:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="margin-left: 0.5in;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;There is Agnes Lozelle [sic], in Geiger’s shop, dumb on books but hip with grapefruit, and later the dreamgirl for Joe Brody and Harry Jones, both of whom (if you’ll pardon the remark) are too &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;small for her.  Indeed, Marlowe has sized her up and knows how to whip her with words – he understands the b*tch, and she looks at him with the bruised gratitude of someone who knows she’s been understood.  What ever happened to Sonia Darrin, who played Agnes?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="margin-left: 0.5in;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Darrin is officially uncredited in her role.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;As Hawks’ biographer, Todd McCarthy, tells the story, Darrin was originally a contender to appear in the film as Carmen Sternwood, the nymphomaniacal sister of Lauren Bacall’s character, Mrs. Rutledge.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Ultimately, however, the mercurial Hawks settled &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;on a former model, Martha Vickers, for the Carmen role, relegating Darrin to the supposedly smaller role of Agnes.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Although Carmen is pivotal within the film, some of Vickers’ work ended up on the cutting room floor due to censorship concerns and other reconfiguring.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;As a result, perhaps, Agnes becomes a much more memorable character, especially as she is played by Darrin.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Roger Ebert writes:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="margin-left: 0.5in;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;One of the best-known of all &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:place style="font-style: italic;" st="on"&gt;Hollywood&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; anecdotes involves the movie's confusing plot, based on the equally confusing novel by Raymond Chandler. Lauren Bacall recalls in her autobiography, “One day Bogie came on the set and said to Howard, ‘Who pushed [Owen] &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:city style="font-style: italic;" st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Taylor&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; off the pier?’ Everything stopped.” As A.M. Sperber and Eric Lax write in Bogart, “Hawks sent &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:city style="font-style: italic;" st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Chandler&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; a telegram asking whether the Sternwood's chauffeur, Owen Taylor, was murdered or a suicide.  ‘Dammit I didn't know either,’” &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:city style="font-style: italic;" st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Chandler&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; recalled.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="margin-left: 0.5in;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="margin-left: 0.5in;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;It is refreshingly consistent with the on-screen persona of Agnes that, as told by McCarthy, Sonia Darrin also had a wry sense of humor:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="margin-left: 0.5in;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;A sarcastic young woman herself, Darrin was on the set when it was asked who killed Owen &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Taylor, and she burst out, “It must have been Hawks.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="margin-left: 0.5in;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="margin-left: 0.5in;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Thomson’s curiosity about Darrin is echoed by other fans of &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Big Sleep&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;On the IMDB message board for Sonia Darrin, for example, one fan writes:&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;“This is one of the big &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:place style="font-style: italic;" st="on"&gt;Hollywood&lt;/st1:place&gt; mysteries, considering the importance of The Big Sleep. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; Note also that she did not receive any credit in the movie, despite the fact that her role was infinitely more important than e.g. Dorothy Malone's, and despite the fact that only Bogart and Bacall (I think) got more screen time than her!!  Something really smells here...”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Others chime in with similar sentiments, and there are other websites that raise the same question:&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;what happened to Sonia Darrin?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;The annals of film history – carelessly curated by the &lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Hollywood&lt;/st1:place&gt; studios and pressed piecemeal into tawdry scrapbooks by adoring fans like me – have left us few clues to the identity of Sonia Darrin.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;She appeared in minor roles in a few more films, but after 1950, she is gone.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;For awhile one of the only clues was a reference I found to her being involved as a “guest artist” at the Los Angeles Labor Zionists' 4th annual Bikkurim Festival in Griffith Park, held June 10, 1945, in support of a free and democratic Jewish state in Palestine. Other guest artists at the event included &lt;a href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2006/04/bette-davis.html"&gt;Bette Davis&lt;/a&gt;, Ernst Deutsch and Joseph Szigeti.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I dutifully entered the reference into the Internet Movie Database, hoping that some other Sunday researcher would be able to make something out of it.&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;They never did.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Another clue came up in a bit of syndicated gossip from the summer of 1946, in &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;which it was reported that Sonia Darrin, “Warner fledgling,” was seen in the company of press agent Arthur Pine and was “coming East to see him soon.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;I could write my own &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Big Sleep&lt;/span&gt; about how I found Sonia Darrin, but it lacks mood and atmosphere.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;There’s no misty &lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;L.A.&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt; in it.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;There are no unsolved murders and no bookies; I don’t get beat up in it; and frankly, I don’t look so hot in a fedora.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Rock critic Gail Worley writes in her blog in 2007:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="margin-left: 0.5in;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/ScqodT256vI/AAAAAAAAAok/O7ybVdBLyvs/s1600-h/MasonReese.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 177px; height: 247px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/ScqodT256vI/AAAAAAAAAok/O7ybVdBLyvs/s320/MasonReese.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317247531564526322" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;If you were, say, over age ten in the early to mid '70s and living in the United States, you will remember [Mason Reese] as the adorably precocious 7 year old spokesperson for Underwood Deviled Ham in the commercial that swept the nation by storm &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;and had everyone mispronouncing the word ‘Smorgasbord.’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="margin-left: 0.5in;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="margin-left: 0.5in;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Our scene switches from “&lt;st1:street st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:address st="on"&gt;EXT. MISTY LOS ANGELES STREET&lt;/st1:address&gt;&lt;/st1:street&gt; - NIGHT” to “INT. ON THE SET OF A DAYTIME TALK SHOW.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It is Halloween, October 31, 1973.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Mason Reese, a red-headed 3’-8” gnome who talks like he’s a 32-year old trapped in a little boy’s body – using big words and the attitude of a seasoned commentator – is co-hosting for the fourth time with the reigning king of daytime variety/talk, Mike Douglas.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Today’s guests are&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; Leonard Nimoy, astronaut Buzz Aldrin, game expert John Scarne, and the beatnik poet/gadfly Tuli Kupferberg and his partner in pop/countercultural crime, Sylvia Topp.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Before the week is over, Mason will have the opportunity to quiz the likes of Art Buchwald, &lt;a href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2006/02/oh-not-him-again.html"&gt;Ralph Nader&lt;/a&gt; and Theodore H. White, author of &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Making of the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;President 1972&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Mason Reese became a bit of a TV phenomenon in the early to mid-1970s, doing commercials not only for Underwood Deviled Ham (through which “Borgasmord” became a household word), but for Dunkin’ Donuts, Ralston Purina, Ivory Snow, Birdseye Frozen French Fries and Thick and Frosty, winning seven Clio awards for his work.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Mike Douglas took him on, first as a one-time guest, and later as a temporary co-host, finding his appeal irresistible.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;He became a children’s reporter for WNBC-TV, worked on a prime-time show with Howard Cosell, and even did a pilot for his own TV&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; series.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Also on hand for some of the Mike Douglas appearances was Mason’s mother, Sonia (see photo below).&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;As Mason writes in his “autobiography,” published at the height of his fame in 1974:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="margin-left: 0.5in;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Mommy has red hair, too.  When she was a little girl, she lived in &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:city style="font-style: italic;" st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Hollywood&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; and became a beautiful actress.  She doesn’t act any more, but she’s still beautiful.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="margin-left: 0.5in;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="margin-left: 0.5in;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Scqo4niKGSI/AAAAAAAAAos/4WSIT0cVg1w/s1600-h/img189.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 218px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Scqo4niKGSI/AAAAAAAAAos/4WSIT0cVg1w/s320/img189.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317248000702683426" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="margin-left: 0.5in;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Somewhere along the line, Sonia Darrin left &lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Hollywood&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt; and did, in fact, go East, meeting and marrying Bill Reese, a one-time theater set designer who eventually ran his own marketing services company, specializing in 3-D design work.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;She and Bill raised at least 4 children in a stylish place on &lt;st1:street st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:address st="on"&gt;West End Avenue&lt;/st1:address&gt;&lt;/st1:street&gt; in &lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Manhattan&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt; – Mason, the youngest; daughter Suky; and two older sons, Lanny and Mark.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Mason’s fame faded as he grew older, and eventually he and his family settled into a less visible existence.  Mason eventually went into the restaurant business, owning and co-owning a number of places around lower &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Manhattan&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;, including Nowbar on &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;st1:street st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:address st="on"&gt;Seventh Avenue South&lt;/st1:address&gt;&lt;/st1:street&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;, Mason’s on &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;st1:street st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:address st="on"&gt;Amsterdam Avenue&lt;/st1:address&gt;&lt;/st1:street&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;, and Paladar on &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;st1:street st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:address st="on"&gt;Ludlow Street&lt;/st1:address&gt;&lt;/st1:street&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Hollywood bad-boy director Brett Ratner briefly brought both Mason and Sonia out of retirement in 1990.  When Ratner was a film student at NYU, he had a chance meeting with the instantly recognizable Mason Reese on the street.  This led to the creation of a bizarre 12-minute film Ratner made as a student project, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Whatever Happened to Mason Reese&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt; (1990) in which Reese appears as an ex-child star who hangs around with models in limousines and eventually gets gored by a fan whom Reese has humiliated.  Reese hurt his leg during the filming, got into some kind of fight with Ratner, and allegedly threatened to tie up the film in litigation; Reese’s voice was later dubbed in by Anthony Michael Hall when the film was finally finished, apparently with dollars begged from Steven Spielberg.  It can now be seen as an “extra” on &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;the DVD of Ratner’s hit &lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Hollywood&lt;/st1:place&gt; movie, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Rush Hour&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;And Sonia Darrin even got a film credit out of it – “Thanks … Sonia Reese.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While all of that gives us an inkling of what Sonia Darrin has been up to since &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;The Big Sleep&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;, we’re still left to wonder – where did she come from?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“EXT. – A &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:placename st="on"&gt;SAN DIEGO&lt;/st1:placename&gt; &lt;st1:placetype st="on"&gt;BEACH&lt;/st1:placetype&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt; – THE 1930s.”  Sonia Paskowitz sits in the sand and watches as her eldest brother Dorian, a lifeguard, looking like Charles Atlas, chats up a few adoring female sunbathers.  “You know, the girls would be drowning,” says Sonia.  “They wanted to be rescued by him.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Louis and Rose Paskowitz landed at &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;Galveston&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;st1:state st="on"&gt;Texas&lt;/st1:state&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt; in the early years of the 20&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt; century, when &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Galveston&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt; was a common port of entry for Russian Jews.  They married and had three children:  two sons, Dorian and Adrian, and a daughter, Sonia.  Louis opened a dry goods store, but it didn’t survive.  Dorian claims that he convinced his parents to move to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;San Diego&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt; after seeing a postcard of some &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;San   Diego&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt; surfers.  In any event, the family moved there in 1934, and Louis found work as a shoe salesman.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Dorian went to Stanford and became a doctor.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Adrian&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt; studied music, and became a respected music teacher and violinist.  Sonia drifted toward &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Hollywood&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;, and acting.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/ScqpnlfE76I/AAAAAAAAAo0/0Ol2X_1NByg/s1600-h/Sonia6.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/ScqpnlfE76I/AAAAAAAAAo0/0Ol2X_1NByg/s320/Sonia6.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317248807606742946" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;The realization that Sonia Darrin has been hiding in plain sight all these years, even a couple of years after I managed to draw the connection between Sonia and her son Mason Reese, really hit me with the release of Doug Pray’s documentary &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Surfwise &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;(2007), in which the unorthodox life of Dorian “Doc” Paskowitz, his wife Juliette and their 9 children is chronicled.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;In it, we learn that Doc Paskowitz led his family on a relentless quest for freedom and health, moving from beach to beach in their 24-foot camper and eventually opening a surf camp in &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Southern California&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;We watch as Doc, Juliette and each of the 9 children tell us, from their own individual perspectives, about their nomadic, bohemian lifestyle, their strict “health food” diet (no fat, no sugar, no exceptions), and the requirement that each and every one of them surf, as often as possible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Also on hand, providing her outsider’s view of Dorian Paskowitz and his family, is Sonia Darrin, Dorian’s little sister.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Sonia talks about her brother’s stubbornness and the harsh conditions his family sometimes suffered, and explains how she took in two of Dorian’s sons in New York when they decided to rebel against their father’s iron regime.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;She has red hair now – just like her son Mason wrote in his autobiography.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Her green eyes light up with that sly intelligence when she smiles, and the years cannot hide that melodic quality in her voice, the one that you can hear in each line she delivered in &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Big Sleep&lt;/span&gt;, over 60 years ago.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Sonia Darrin – truly hiding in plain sight -- appearing on The Mike Douglas Show in the 1970s and in a documentary film about her brother in 2007, risking detection but somehow escaping it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;The word on the street is that Sonia Paskowitz Reese, better known as Sonia Darrin, is around 80 years old (which would’ve meant she was around 17 when she was making &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;The Big Sleep&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;) and that she is now living in &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;st1:state st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;New   York&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:state&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;I’m sure she has even better stories about her life than the ones we can glean through public sources.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;It is kind of tempting to think of Agnes Lowzier speeding off into the desert on that misty &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;night in L.A., &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;meeting up with a traveling theater troupe as the clouds parted somewhere outside of Barstow, sidling up to a tall, handsome stage carpenter and eventually settling down and having a child who would be known for his expressive wisecracks&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt; … ah, but that is conflating fiction with reality&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;-- and really, do we need to do that here?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Sonia Darrin’s reality has enough twists and turns and notes of interest that there is probably no need for it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;p style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" class="technoratitag"  &gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Classic-Cinema" rel="tag"&gt;Classic-Cinema&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Heroic-Tales-of-Research" rel="tag"&gt;Heroic-Tales-of-Research&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Sonia-Darrin" rel="tag"&gt;Sonia-Darrin&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/TV" rel="tag"&gt;TV&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-467329633381888224?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/467329633381888224/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=467329633381888224" title="6 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/467329633381888224" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/467329633381888224" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/dfGjy9G41mI/disappearance-of-agnes-lowzier.html" title="The Disappearance of Agnes Lowzier" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Scqn4xedktI/AAAAAAAAAoU/esgWerLDmgU/s72-c/IntheCar.JPG" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>6</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2009/03/disappearance-of-agnes-lowzier.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-965896339926957903</id><published>2008-11-13T12:03:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-13T12:07:50.223-05:00</updated><title type="text">Ted Stevens' Harvard Law School Yearbook Photo</title><content type="html">Apropos of nothing ...&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268189198132198786" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 160px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/SRxeKeQ4PYI/AAAAAAAAAmM/pOaCLvgbbWg/s320/TStevens.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/parlourtricks/American-Politicians" rel="tag"&gt;American-Politicians&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/parlourtricks/Old-Photos" rel="tag"&gt;Old-Photos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-965896339926957903?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/965896339926957903/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=965896339926957903" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/965896339926957903" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/965896339926957903" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/K--VUmswGXk/ted-stevens-harvard-law-school-yearbook.html" title="Ted Stevens' Harvard Law School Yearbook Photo" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/SRxeKeQ4PYI/AAAAAAAAAmM/pOaCLvgbbWg/s72-c/TStevens.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2008/11/ted-stevens-harvard-law-school-yearbook.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-1878200352038468594</id><published>2008-05-15T09:09:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-15T09:21:35.885-04:00</updated><title type="text">Oz</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/SCw3ksrQigI/AAAAAAAAAcI/5WVpo73gMho/s1600-h/L-Frank-Baum.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/SCw3ksrQigI/AAAAAAAAAcI/5WVpo73gMho/s320/L-Frank-Baum.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200592773313497602" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;L. Frank Baum was born on this day in 1856 in Chittenango, New York.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A failed theater owner, dry goods seller and magazine editor, and a some-time breeder of fancy poultry, Frank Baum began writing books for children in 1899, publishing the modestly successful &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Father Goose&lt;/span&gt;. The following year he wrote the book which would make his name in pop culture, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Wonderful Wizard of Oz&lt;/span&gt; (1900), a fantasy tale with decidedly Nietzschean undertones about a Kansas girl and her adventures with a scarecrow, a tin woodsman and a lion in a magical other-world. Baum took the name for his other-world from the letters on the bottom drawer of his filing cabinet: "O-Z."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wildly popular, the book was almost instantaneously turned into a musical, but the most familiar musical version, preserved in MGM’s classic film, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Wizard of Oz&lt;/span&gt; (1939; directed by &lt;a href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2007/02/hollywood-hack.html" target="_blank"&gt;Victor Fleming&lt;/a&gt;, with Judy Garland, Ray Bolger, Jack Haley and Bert Lahr), did not take shape until shortly before that movie was made, when Harold Arlen and E.Y. Harburg collaborated on such songs as "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" and "If I Were King of the Forest."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Following the book’s success, Baum wrote 13 more Oz books, none of which came close to matching the first in its irresistible, mythically pregnant plot or its lasting popularity. He unsuccessfully tried to promote his books with a traveling vaudeville slide show and toured in Europe for a time before filing bankruptcy in 1911 and settling in Hollywood on his wife's money in a home he called "Ozcot."  He died there on May 6, 1919.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Literature" rel="tag"&gt;Literature&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Pop-Culture" rel="tag"&gt;Pop-Culture&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-1878200352038468594?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/1878200352038468594/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=1878200352038468594" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/1878200352038468594" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/1878200352038468594" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/XYM-B57TS4A/oz.html" title="Oz" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/SCw3ksrQigI/AAAAAAAAAcI/5WVpo73gMho/s72-c/L-Frank-Baum.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2008/05/oz.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-8179346359016072628</id><published>2008-05-14T08:12:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-14T08:21:24.296-04:00</updated><title type="text">Moving Staircase</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/SCrYm8rQifI/AAAAAAAAAcA/1URBCMoC26c/s1600-h/Escalator.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/SCrYm8rQifI/AAAAAAAAAcA/1URBCMoC26c/s320/Escalator.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200206883386853874" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Charles D. Seeberger, the "inventor" (sort of) of the escalator, was born on this day in 1857 in Oscaloosa, Iowa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seeberger was a Yale-trained engineer who obsessed over the prospect of a moving staircase while working in the family hardware store in Chicago.  In 1895 he left the family firm and filed a patent for an "escalator," a name he coined; the Patent Office was a little mixed up by the time it granted Seeberger's patent under the title "elevator."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seeberger wasn't satisfied with his own design, however, preferring George Wheeler's "flat-step" design.  He acquired Wheeler's patent in 1898, meshed it together with bits and pieces of what he had designed himself and engaged the Otis Elevator Company (founded by Elisha Otis in the 1850s) to build the prototype.  The Otis Company and Seeberger unveiled the escalator at the 1900 Paris Universal Exposition, where it competed for attention with Jesse Reno's "inclined elevator," a conveyor belt with step-like rows of iron cleats to support the feet of the passengers as they leaned forward precariously.  Although Reno's design was a lot less comfortable than Seeberger's, it did have a comb of fingers at the landing which passed between the cleats and kept stray shoelaces and skirts from getting caught in the machine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Otis-Seeberger and the Reno moving-staircases competed against each other until 1910, when Otis purchased Reno's company.  Even as late as 1911, however, the Otis Company had to go to extreme lengths to reassure customers of the safety of the escalator; when the first Seeberger escalator was installed in the London Underground, the Otis Company hired a man with a wooden leg, "Bumper" Harris, to ride the escalator all day to demonstrate its harmlessness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seeberger left Otis in 1915; and in 1920, the Otis Company combined Seeberger's modified flat-step escalator with Reno's combed landing, producing what was to become the most popular model of moving-staircase, selling more units in the 2 years that followed than it had ever sold of the either the Seeberger or Reno designs alone.  None of them perfected a way of keeping people walking instead of standing in my way on escalators, however.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seeberger passed away in September 1931 in Oak Bluffs, Massachusetts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Inventions" rel="tag"&gt;Inventions&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Technology" rel="tag"&gt;Technology&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-8179346359016072628?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/8179346359016072628/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=8179346359016072628" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/8179346359016072628" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/8179346359016072628" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/n5x_07RG6ZY/moving-staircase.html" title="Moving Staircase" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/SCrYm8rQifI/AAAAAAAAAcA/1URBCMoC26c/s72-c/Escalator.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2008/05/moving-staircase.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-2270138272798569753</id><published>2008-03-29T17:41:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-29T17:45:29.864-04:00</updated><title type="text">Barack Obama at Greensburg Town Hall Meeting</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R-63ohmCvKI/AAAAAAAAAb4/aR-Fj3zl-ko/s1600-h/Barack-Obama-c2008-RSchuler.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R-63ohmCvKI/AAAAAAAAAb4/aR-Fj3zl-ko/s320/Barack-Obama-c2008-RSchuler.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183282127990602914" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;... on March 28, 2008, at the Hempfield Area High School gymnasium.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/American-Politicians" rel="tag"&gt;American-Politicians&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Presidential-Campaigns" rel="tag"&gt;Presidential-Campaigns&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/2008-Presidential-Campaign" rel="tag"&gt;2008-Presidential-Campaign&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Old-Photos" rel="tag"&gt;Old-Photos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-2270138272798569753?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/2270138272798569753/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=2270138272798569753" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/2270138272798569753" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/2270138272798569753" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/PLt_pHHCenw/barack-obama-at-greensburg-town-hall.html" title="Barack Obama at Greensburg Town Hall Meeting" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R-63ohmCvKI/AAAAAAAAAb4/aR-Fj3zl-ko/s72-c/Barack-Obama-c2008-RSchuler.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2008/03/barack-obama-at-greensburg-town-hall.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-6985472622168873838</id><published>2008-02-28T13:20:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-28T13:29:36.115-05:00</updated><title type="text">Monopoly Sights: St. James Place, 2007</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R8b7rN_CkLI/AAAAAAAAAbo/U2PIFTLmNXQ/s1600-h/St-James-Place-c2008-RSchuler.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R8b7rN_CkLI/AAAAAAAAAbo/U2PIFTLmNXQ/s320/St-James-Place-c2008-RSchuler.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5172097941988610226" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R8b70t_CkMI/AAAAAAAAAbw/i5TwNE7QznM/s1600-h/St-James-Place-Card.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R8b70t_CkMI/AAAAAAAAAbw/i5TwNE7QznM/s320/St-James-Place-Card.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5172098105197367490" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, yes ... I've spent one or two evenings in this generically named tavern on St. James Place in Atlantic City.  Enough to know that everything in there seems to have been shellacked with 18 coats of old varnish.  I must confess that I don't remember much else, when all is said and done.  Our bar tab could've gotten us a couple of houses on this block, though, apparently.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Monopoly" rel="tag"&gt;Monopoly&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-6985472622168873838?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/6985472622168873838/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=6985472622168873838" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/6985472622168873838" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/6985472622168873838" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/T-_nKSp_j6s/monopoly-sights-st-james-place-2007.html" title="Monopoly Sights: St. James Place, 2007" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R8b7rN_CkLI/AAAAAAAAAbo/U2PIFTLmNXQ/s72-c/St-James-Place-c2008-RSchuler.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2008/02/monopoly-sights-st-james-place-2007.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-6514549663324544835</id><published>2008-01-24T18:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-24T19:06:10.121-05:00</updated><title type="text">Monopoly Sights: "Marvin Gardens," 2007</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R5knS6BW9JI/AAAAAAAAAbY/sRyibx0pPwA/s1600-h/Marven-Gardens-cRSchuler-2008.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R5knS6BW9JI/AAAAAAAAAbY/sRyibx0pPwA/s320/Marven-Gardens-cRSchuler-2008.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5159198053895697554" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R5knZqBW9KI/AAAAAAAAAbg/hFQZqWh9wjI/s1600-h/Marvin-Gardens-Card.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R5knZqBW9KI/AAAAAAAAAbg/hFQZqWh9wjI/s320/Marvin-Gardens-Card.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5159198169859814562" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Marvin Gardens" was the name that Charles Darrow used in his original 1933 Atlantic City &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Monopoly &lt;/span&gt;game board, but it was in fact a misspelling of the name "Marven Gardens," a small residential neighborhood located near the boundary of &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Mar&lt;/span&gt;gate City and &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Ven&lt;/span&gt;tnor City, just south of Atlantic City.  Parker Bros. issued a formal apology to the residents of Marven Gardens for the misspelling in 1995.  Some people around there are still sore about it, though.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Although a house in "Marvin Gardens" costs $150 in the classic version of &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Monopoly, &lt;/span&gt;today they seem to be going for upwards of $699,000.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Monopoly" rel="tag"&gt;Monopoly&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-6514549663324544835?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/6514549663324544835/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=6514549663324544835" title="2 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/6514549663324544835" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/6514549663324544835" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/-ruKctGg8lw/monopoly-sights-marvin-gardens-2007.html" title="Monopoly Sights: &quot;Marvin Gardens,&quot; 2007" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R5knS6BW9JI/AAAAAAAAAbY/sRyibx0pPwA/s72-c/Marven-Gardens-cRSchuler-2008.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2008/01/monopoly-sights-marvin-gardens-2007.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-47836150096208977</id><published>2008-01-07T17:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-07T17:39:58.928-05:00</updated><title type="text">Monopoly Sights: Vermont Avenue, 2007</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R4KpP1oHPwI/AAAAAAAAAbI/qkJUXTjm2oI/s1600-h/Vermont-Ave-cRSchuler-2008.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R4KpP1oHPwI/AAAAAAAAAbI/qkJUXTjm2oI/s320/Vermont-Ave-cRSchuler-2008.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5152867013223726850" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R4KpuFoHPxI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/7PcCo9qSOjM/s1600-h/Vermont-Ave-Card.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R4KpuFoHPxI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/7PcCo9qSOjM/s320/Vermont-Ave-Card.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5152867532914769682" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/parlourtricks/Monopoly" rel="tag"&gt;Monopoly&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-47836150096208977?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/47836150096208977/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=47836150096208977" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/47836150096208977" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/47836150096208977" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/HyY3LNkL8ZU/monopoly-sights-vermont-avenue.html" title="Monopoly Sights: Vermont Avenue, 2007" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R4KpP1oHPwI/AAAAAAAAAbI/qkJUXTjm2oI/s72-c/Vermont-Ave-cRSchuler-2008.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2008/01/monopoly-sights-vermont-avenue.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-5490400214900078508</id><published>2008-01-01T09:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-01T10:37:20.907-05:00</updated><title type="text">Local Notes #3</title><content type="html">&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;On Friday, the 28th, we had an opportunity to see two entertaining bands on the "Downstairs Live" stage at the World Cafe in Philadelphia: &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Golem&lt;/span&gt; and &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Toubab Krewe&lt;/span&gt;.  (Muchas gracias to Krewe kora-and-12-string-kamelengoni player Justin Perkins for the tickets!)  The opening act, &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Golem&lt;/span&gt;, is an irrepressibly lively five-piece klezmer band, led by Annette Ezekiel on vocals and accordion.  "This is not your father's klezmer band," according to a review in &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Jewish Weekly&lt;/span&gt;, posted on the band's website, "[u]nless, of course, your father was Sid Vicious."  The band's repertoire is a spun-out and recoiled mélange of Jewish, Gypsy and Slavic folk songs, collected and reworked by Ezekiel and her cohorts somewhere between Lower East Side bagel shops and summers in Eastern Europe.  Ezekiel and fiddler Alicia Jo Rabins (decked out in shimmering, bright red mini-tunics and long leather boots for Friday's performance), tromboing-boinger Curtis Hasselbring, drummer Tim Monaghan and upright bassist Taylor Bergren-Chrisman put some furious, crazy and intense musicianship on display, while muttering vocalist Aaron Diskin adds some Yiddish burlesque flavor to the whole affair.  &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Toubab Krewe&lt;/span&gt; -- an Asheville, North Carolina-based fusion instrumental jam outfit, blending West African sounds (learned while studying with masters in Mali, Guinea and the Ivory Coast) with various facets of Southern-tinged rock 'n roll -- took the stage around 10pm, and they were worth the wait.  On many of their tightly-meshed numbers, while Perkins bangs and plucks away on electrified West African gourd-harps (creating a sound that swings from steel-string axe-work to the effect of a light breeze on backporch chimes), percussionist Luke Quaranta, who plies a collection of traditional West African percussion instruments, and drummer Teal Brown, engage in some startling, fascinating cross-talk; and guitarist Drew Heller and bassist David Pransky (an ex-mandolinist) provide a supple, silky bed of electronic sound.  Heller and Brown deserve special mention; Heller's guitar is surely accessible to uninitiated American rock audiences, but it straddles the soldered core of the group's sound by introducing us to the lightning, flat-pick sound of West African masters such as Zani Diabate, and Heller's own teacher Lamine Soumano.  Brown may sit at the back of the group, but he is, in a sense, the Krewe's ringmaster, leading the band with a wide, white grin in some cliff-hanging tempo shifts while flashing in and out of straight-ahead rock drumming and West African rhythms.  As the World Cafe's David Dye says, "Toubab Krewe are where Ali Farka Toure and Led Zeppelin meet."  Check out their eponymous 2005 release when you get the chance -- regrettably, it is hard to find.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R3pdCVoHPvI/AAAAAAAAAbA/wenZpnIjmxw/s1600-h/Hermits-vs-Knights.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R3pdCVoHPvI/AAAAAAAAAbA/wenZpnIjmxw/s200/Hermits-vs-Knights.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5150531418598096626" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;In sporting news ... the &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;"Augustinian Shoot-Out"&lt;/span&gt; -- a four-day high school basketball tournament comprised of squads from nine elite North American Augustinian high schools -- came to a successful conclusion on Sunday the 30th.  Participating in the tournament, which was held at St. Augustine College Preparatory School in Richland, New Jersey, were the hosts, the Prep Hermits; the Saints of St. Augustine High School in San Diego, California; the Friars of Malvern Prep in Malvern, Pennsylvania; the Wildcats of Villanova Prep in Ojai, California; the Mustangs of St. Rita of Cascia in Chicago, Illinois; the Celtics of Providence Catholic in New Lenox, Illinois; the Commandos of Cascia Hall in Tulsa, Oklahoma; and the Knights of St. Thomas of Villanova College in King City, Ontario, Canada.  We were on hand to see the Prep Hermits' JV squad, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;featuring our own Ryan O.&lt;/span&gt;, beat the Varsity squad from Ontario on Friday morning, 63-35.   As St. Augustine himself sayeth, "The argument is at an end."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/parlourtricks/New-Music" rel="tag"&gt;New-Music&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/parlourtricks/Local-Notes" rel="tag"&gt;Local-Notes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/parlourtricks/Sport" rel="tag"&gt;Sport&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-5490400214900078508?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/5490400214900078508/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=5490400214900078508" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/5490400214900078508" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/5490400214900078508" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/hKBI8hGmACk/local-notes-3.html" title="Local Notes #3" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R3pdCVoHPvI/AAAAAAAAAbA/wenZpnIjmxw/s72-c/Hermits-vs-Knights.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2008/01/local-notes-3.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-3197460249023440859</id><published>2007-12-31T04:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-31T04:55:00.093-05:00</updated><title type="text">Monopoly Sights: Oriental Avenue, 2007</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R3i8aVoHPuI/AAAAAAAAAa4/Ljrf6yt9EGw/s1600-h/Oriental-Ave-cRSchuler-2007.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R3i8aVoHPuI/AAAAAAAAAa4/Ljrf6yt9EGw/s320/Oriental-Ave-cRSchuler-2007.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5150073334566174434" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R3i4GloHPtI/AAAAAAAAAaw/TzPHmO6dtFw/s1600-h/Oriental-Ave-Card.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R3i4GloHPtI/AAAAAAAAAaw/TzPHmO6dtFw/s320/Oriental-Ave-Card.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5150068597217246930" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/parlourtricks/Monopoly" rel="tag"&gt;Monopoly&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-3197460249023440859?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/3197460249023440859/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=3197460249023440859" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/3197460249023440859" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/3197460249023440859" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/pKTM-5gIr2s/monopoly-sights-oriental-avenue-2007.html" title="Monopoly Sights: Oriental Avenue, 2007" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R3i8aVoHPuI/AAAAAAAAAa4/Ljrf6yt9EGw/s72-c/Oriental-Ave-cRSchuler-2007.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2007/12/monopoly-sights-oriental-avenue-2007.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-8353860178198709857</id><published>2007-12-17T20:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-17T21:27:16.310-05:00</updated><title type="text">Of Martinis, "Bradfords" and "Teslas"</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R2ckp1oHPrI/AAAAAAAAAag/um_19PMDakQ/s1600-h/Waring+Martini+Mixer.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 276px; height: 276px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R2ckp1oHPrI/AAAAAAAAAag/um_19PMDakQ/s320/Waring+Martini+Mixer.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5145121400482643634" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My apologies to regular readers who may have been showing up at this space every morning hoping for a new "parlour trick."  It is has been a busy season, full of deals, machinations and pre-holiday chores -- but I hope to see my way clear to writing more when 2008 begins.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One thing, however, has inspired me to put pen to paper once again ... I was out with my wife, Kerstin, the other day, trailing behind her as she rummaged through the holiday sales at a local Sur la Table, when I stumbled upon a most disconcerting item:  the Waring Pro WM007 Professional Electric Martini Maker.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First of all, we all know about &lt;a href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2007/06/household-sounds.html" target="_blank"&gt;Waring and his blender&lt;/a&gt;, and also about his Pennsylvanians.  More power to the fellow, I guess, for the laser-like focus of his life and imagination upon things that rotate (phonograph turntables, blending blades, etc.).  I know that, after soda fountains, taverns and bars were among Waring's first customers, but Waring was no doubt hawking his blender to poor fellows who were forced, by the preferences of their clientele, to make frozen cocktails of one type or another, such as a Frozen Daquiri or a Margarita.  The venerable &lt;a href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2005/09/cocktail-rules.html" target="_blank"&gt;David Embury&lt;/a&gt; says as much.  &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"Frozen cocktails require the use of a Waring Blendor or similar electric mixer of the type used at soda fountains,"&lt;/span&gt; Embury writes in deadpan manner in his book &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Fine Art of Mixing Drinks&lt;/span&gt;.  &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"The egg-beater type of electric mixer cannot be used."&lt;/span&gt;  Implicit in his observation that a "Waring Blendor" is something that is normally seen at a soda fountain is the opinion, no doubt, that frozen cocktails are for grown-ups who still have adolescent tastes.  In his  chapter on "Glassware, Gimmicks, and Gadgets," Embury remains pointedly  silent on the necessity of keeping a "Waring Blendor" around a well-equipped bar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now the people who own Waring's name have unleashed this strange little device on the American consumer market, the Electric Martini Maker -- an appliance whose essential mechanism is not simply rotation (as in the machine's "Stir" mode), but also vigorous shaking (as in its "Shake" mode).  Yes, that's right, the Waring 007 can give you a Martini that's either "shaken" or "stirred" at your command.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Notwithstanding James Bond's request for a "shaken, not stirred" Martini, first uttered by Sean Connery in &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Goldfinger &lt;/span&gt;and used ad infinitum ever since, David Embury is very clear on the matter.  Martinis are, strictly speaking, always stirred.  &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"If you shake the Martini,"&lt;/span&gt; Embury maintains, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"it becomes a Bradford."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Embury continues:  &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"The real distinction between the two methods is simple.  Shaking produces a colder cocktail quicker than stirring.  Therefore, since frigidity is highly desirable in all cocktails, shaking is normally the preferable method.  However, with some cocktails another consideration enters into the picture, and that is 'eye appeal.'  A substantial part of the charm of certain cocktails such as the Martini and the Manhattan is their clear, almost scintillating translucence.  A stirred cocktail will remain clear; a shaken cocktail will be cloudy or even muddy in appearance.  This result is particularly noticeable where vermouth or any other wine is an ingredient.  Therefore, you should never shake a cocktail containing wine unless you want a muddy looking drink.  This cloudiness will clear somewhat as the drink stands, but it will never have quite the limpid appeal of the drink that is stirred. ... Incidentally, there are very few cocktails that can be made with the beautiful translucence of the Martini and the Manhattan.  This is because more cocktails are made with citrus juices than with vermouths, and the citrus juices themselves are not translucent."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Why a Bradford?  I have no idea, although it does call to mind one hopelessly foggy, early morning airplane flight I took from the airfield at Bradford, Pennsylvania that forced me to admit to myself, then and there, that I was taking the worst calculated risk of my life.  I'd be willing to bet, though, that Embury himself never experienced such a thing.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Embury's distinctions seem quaint and almost archaic now, in a world of filled with muddy Mocha Fudge Latte Martinis and Apple Cinnamon Vanilla Martinis.  It does, however, prompt me to wonder what the appropriate name should be for a Martini that is neither shaken nor stirred by human hands, but rather, jerked around by a Waring Pro WM007 Professional Electric Martini Maker.  One is tempted to call it a "Waring," but I refuse to cast aspersions on Fred Waring without more evidence of his posthumous complicity.  Perhaps we can call it a "Tesla," in honor of the unfairly maligned inventor of the AC current transmission system.  Then again, I wouldn't want to further sully his memory, either.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Call it what you like -- the Waring Electric Martini Maker will not be under my Christmas tree this year or any other.  I'm not a &lt;a href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2006/05/ned-ludd-and-his-luddites.html" target="_blank"&gt;Luddite&lt;/a&gt;, even if I do prefer to chop my own vegetables, when making Salsa, instead of using an electric food processor.  It's all about aesthetics.  Give me the manually crafted beauty of a dry, translucent Martini (made with Gin, as all Martini aficionados agree), and keep the electricity out of my aperitif.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And if that isn't reason enough not to be experimenting with electricity and cocktails, try this review of the Waring Electric Martini Maker by &lt;a href="http://davewells.us/archives/2007/12/stupid_not_stirred.html" target="_blank"&gt;Dave Wells&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Let's recap. You pay $99.95 (plus tax/shipping) for the machine. You measure the ingredients. You pour the ingredients. You add the ice. The machine wiggles the shaker - either up and down ('shaken') or in a circular motion ('stirred') probably for much longer than necessary. You pour the martini. You wash the jigger and the shaker. You find a place to store the bulky unitasking device. Wow, aren't modern conveniences wonderful?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Indeed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/David-Embury" rel="tag"&gt;David-Embury&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Cocktails" rel="tag"&gt;Cocktails&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Technology" rel="tag"&gt;Technology&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-8353860178198709857?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/8353860178198709857/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=8353860178198709857" title="3 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/8353860178198709857" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/8353860178198709857" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/cNxrUxL3m9c/of-martinis-bradfords-and-teslas.html" title="Of Martinis, &quot;Bradfords&quot; and &quot;Teslas&quot;" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/R2ckp1oHPrI/AAAAAAAAAag/um_19PMDakQ/s72-c/Waring+Martini+Mixer.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>3</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2007/12/of-martinis-bradfords-and-teslas.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-4300996266249678862</id><published>2007-10-17T10:42:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-17T10:54:35.294-04:00</updated><title type="text">Local Notes #2</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RxYgRSpefcI/AAAAAAAAAaY/QTm-0XlnD8A/s1600-h/Peralta.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RxYgRSpefcI/AAAAAAAAAaY/QTm-0XlnD8A/s320/Peralta.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5122317107616185794" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cleveland, by the numbers, last night:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Rating of the martinis at downtown eatery One Walnut:&lt;/span&gt;     10 out of 10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Home Runs witnessed at Jacobs Field last night:&lt;/span&gt;     5&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Series Game Count:&lt;/span&gt;    Cleveland 3, Boston 1.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Time on the clock when my head hit the pillow:&lt;/span&gt;     3:38 a.m.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Local-Notes" rel="tag"&gt;Local-Notes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Baseball" rel="tag"&gt;Baseball&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Cocktails" rel="tag"&gt;Cocktails&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-4300996266249678862?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/4300996266249678862/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=4300996266249678862" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/4300996266249678862" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/4300996266249678862" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/tX-0PpBl75w/local-notes-2.html" title="Local Notes #2" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RxYgRSpefcI/AAAAAAAAAaY/QTm-0XlnD8A/s72-c/Peralta.jpeg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2007/10/local-notes-2.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-7814472709045892378</id><published>2007-10-03T07:59:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-03T08:16:12.463-04:00</updated><title type="text">Today I Draw, Tomorrow I Jig</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RwOH27qI0jI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/V8qDqFMpJSU/s1600-h/Kenojuak-Radiant+Owl+l.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RwOH27qI0jI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/V8qDqFMpJSU/s320/Kenojuak-Radiant+Owl+l.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117082979420131890" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"I do not really consider myself a drawer, or an artist . . . I would say, well yes, I draw and I sculpt, and I do applique, embroidery and needlepoint . . . Tomorrow I want to go out and go jigging [ice-fishing] . . . Being able to do embroidery and being able to go out on the land and all those other things are not secondary to being an artist."&lt;/span&gt; -- Kenojuak Ashevak, 1980.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Inuit artist Kenojuak Ashevak was born on this day in 1927 at Ikkerask, Baffin Island, Canada.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When she was 19, Kenojuak's parents arranged for her to marry Johnniebeo, an Inuit hunter.  She initially resisted the marriage, throwing rocks at him whenever he came near; but eventually, the couple worked out their differences, and Johnniebeo became an artist in his own right, occasionally assisted Kenojuak on her larger pieces.  Together they had two daughters and a son.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kenojuak began her career as an artist while recuperating from tuberculosis in a hospital in Quebec during the 1950s.  She was the first woman of the Cape Dorset area to be recognized for her drawing and painting, which mainly centered on boldly stylized graphic depictions of wildlife, emphasizing formal experimentation rather than any strict documentation of Inuit culture.  She was among the first to be honored with the Order of Canada (1967) and was elected to the Royal Canadian Academy (1974).  In 1999, the Royal Canadian Mint issued a twenty-five cent piece that featured Kenojuak's "Red Owl" on one side, with her initials in Inuktitut; it marked the first time that the language had ever appeared on Canadian currency.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Painting-&amp;amp;-Sculpture" rel="tag"&gt;Painting-&amp;amp;-Sculpture&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-7814472709045892378?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/7814472709045892378/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=7814472709045892378" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/7814472709045892378" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/7814472709045892378" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/yqpMrexoK1U/today-i-draw-tomorrow-i-jig.html" title="Today I Draw, Tomorrow I Jig" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RwOH27qI0jI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/V8qDqFMpJSU/s72-c/Kenojuak-Radiant+Owl+l.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2007/10/today-i-draw-tomorrow-i-jig.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-5371536316467305743</id><published>2007-09-11T09:46:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-11T09:54:51.343-04:00</updated><title type="text">Will Write Poetry for Shoes</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Ruadas2sfNI/AAAAAAAAAaI/6MczYc3oUo4/s1600-h/James-Thomson.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Ruadas2sfNI/AAAAAAAAAaI/6MczYc3oUo4/s320/James-Thomson.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108943909341134034" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Poet James Thomson was born on this day in 1700 in Ednam, Roxburghshire, Scotland.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thomson was best known for his collection of nature poems, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Seasons&lt;/span&gt; (1730; revised 1744) and for the lyrics of "Rule, Britannia" (set to music by Thomas Arne).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After he left Scotland on foot for his new chosen home in London in 1725, he was mugged and lost all his possessions.  Finding himself in London without a shilling, he sold a portion of what would become "Winter," the first part of &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Seasons&lt;/span&gt;, for a pair of shoes.  He died on August 27, 1748, after catching a chill during a boat trip from Hammersmith to Kew.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"He possesses a facility, almost amounting to a genius, for holding together in loose, artificial suspension all the characteristic elements of the popular culture of his day: Augustan patriotism, classicism in diction and tone, gothic excess, sentimentalism."&lt;/span&gt; -- M. Wynn-Davies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Literature" rel="tag"&gt;Literature&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-5371536316467305743?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/5371536316467305743/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=5371536316467305743" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/5371536316467305743" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/5371536316467305743" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/amUU0klBaaM/will-write-poetry-for-shoes.html" title="Will Write Poetry for Shoes" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Ruadas2sfNI/AAAAAAAAAaI/6MczYc3oUo4/s72-c/James-Thomson.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2007/09/will-write-poetry-for-shoes.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-97639444045145137</id><published>2007-09-10T08:14:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-10T08:18:10.912-04:00</updated><title type="text">Phone Boxes, Broad Court, London, May 2006</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RuU19c2sfMI/AAAAAAAAAaA/4YQAp-3yk4U/s1600-h/DSC00013.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RuN5g82sfLI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/IspzcBrLv3U/s320/Mark-Twain-Map-of-Paris.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108060009366584498" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, I know where it is.&lt;br /&gt;You wanna go three blocks down and make a right,&lt;br /&gt;Make a U-turn when you pass the Fireworks Kiosk,&lt;br /&gt;Make a hard left at McClintock’s Taco-Rama,&lt;br /&gt;Go sixty-three miles east on the 501,&lt;br /&gt;Get off at Exit 22 and head west on the 6-2-&amp;amp;-Even,&lt;br /&gt;Get out of your car at Hormone Avenue and take the #5 bus going South,&lt;br /&gt;When you get off at the Post Office, veer right,&lt;br /&gt;You’ll see a fork,&lt;br /&gt;Take it.&lt;br /&gt;Can't miss it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Huh?" rel="tag"&gt;Huh?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-3283257496210085869?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/3283257496210085869/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=3283257496210085869" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/3283257496210085869" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/3283257496210085869" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/8yTElU-rNTg/i-cant-get-there-from-here.html" title="I Can't Get There From Here" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RuN5g82sfLI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/IspzcBrLv3U/s72-c/Mark-Twain-Map-of-Paris.gif" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2007/09/i-cant-get-there-from-here.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-489097674890222733</id><published>2007-09-08T09:57:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-08T10:12:04.653-04:00</updated><title type="text">1066 and All That</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RuKsOs2sfKI/AAAAAAAAAZw/7jmrWJpVcYw/s1600-h/William-the-Conqueror.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RuKsOs2sfKI/AAAAAAAAAZw/7jmrWJpVcYw/s320/William-the-Conqueror.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5107834295950277794" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;William I, king and conqueror of England, died on this day in Rouen in 1087 at the age of about 59.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;William was the bastard son of Robert, Duke of Normandy, by the daughter of a tanner whom Robert met and fell in love with at a dance. When William was 8 his father died, leaving William as a young duke in the hands of stewards and tutors. While many of his protectors lost their lives to treachery, William survived to adulthood in part with the help of Henry I of France, yet he gained considerable skill as a combatant while he was growing up. When he was 18, the Normans revolted against his rule, and with Henry's help he managed not only to put down the rebellion but to expand his territory.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In 1051 he began to cast his eye across the English Channel, where his elderly distant cousin &lt;a href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2006/01/edward-confessor.html" target="_blank"&gt;Edward the Confessor&lt;/a&gt; ruled without an heir. Meeting with Edward, William secured (or at least thought he secured) Edward's promise that William should be the King of England after Edward's death. To shore up his chances, William captured Harold Godwinson, the powerful Earl of Wessex, and extracted a similar promise from him. Nevertheless, Harold considered himself under polite duress, and privately believed that the Normans were no match for his superior Anglo-Saxon forces, should the question ever come up in battle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Edward died on January 5, 1066, and within 24 hours Harold had himself proclaimed King of England, despite his promise to William. Infuriated by Harold's lack of chivalry, William gathered an army and with the support of Pope Alexander II (who was impressed with William's commitment to monastic reform), William landed on the beach at Pevensey, wearing around his neck the relics upon which Harold had sworn his allegiance to William as a stern reminder.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Harold's Anglo-Saxon army were initially busy in the North fighting Danes, but marched to meet William at the Battle of Hastings. The Anglo-Saxons were well positioned and initially did some damage to William's army, unseating William from his own horse three times. Concerned that his soldiers would think he had been killed, William fought much of the battle bare-headed. He countered Harold's initial success by drawing the Anglo-Saxons into a valley and instructing his archers to change from a flat trajectory to a high angle for maximum penetration. As the battle approached a stalemate, one of the Norman arrows mortally wounded Harold (some say in the eye), and the English retreated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From Hastings William tried to enter London, and was initially repulsed. After some thought, however, the people of London gave in (due to a lack of credible candidates to fill Harold's void), and crowned him King of England on Christmas Day, 1066 at Westminster Abbey.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For the next five years, William ruthlessly and stubbornly put down a series of minor rebellions in England, and gradually turned to governing. Although the Norman culture was somewhat backward compared to that of the Anglo-Saxons, the inquisitive, imitative Normans adopted much of what they had conquered, even as William installed his own Norman noblemen in English earldoms and his own church leaders in positions of authority. In 1086, William showed his sense of statesmanship by commissioning the &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Domesday Book,&lt;/span&gt; a leviathan survey of people, lands and property throughout England which became a veritable handbook for generations of his descendants who ruled there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;William, who grew stout and bald in middle age, died as a result of an injury he suffered while skirmishing with the army of Philip I at Rouen. He was succeeded in England by his boorish son William Rufus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Judging by the persistence of William the Conqueror's popularity over the years, it is as if one might imagine that all English history is traceable to William's conquest at Hastings in 1066, and everything occurring before it lies in the obscurity of the Dark Ages.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Kings-and-Queens" rel="tag"&gt;Kings-and-Queens&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Anglo-Saxon-England" rel="tag"&gt;Anglo-Saxon-England&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-489097674890222733?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/489097674890222733/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=489097674890222733" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/489097674890222733" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/489097674890222733" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/JViLzr4TupA/1066-and-all-that.html" title="1066 and All That" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RuKsOs2sfKI/AAAAAAAAAZw/7jmrWJpVcYw/s72-c/William-the-Conqueror.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2007/09/1066-and-all-that.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-1535083028898708923</id><published>2007-08-30T08:37:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-30T08:46:35.409-04:00</updated><title type="text">Faster Calculating</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Rta7Os2sfII/AAAAAAAAAZg/SObzDqmqG90/s1600-h/John-W-Mauchly.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Rta7Os2sfII/AAAAAAAAAZg/SObzDqmqG90/s320/John-W-Mauchly.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5104473088904166530" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Computer pioneer John W. Mauchly was born on this day in 1907 in Cleveland, Ohio.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;John Mauchly was an obscure professor of physics --in fact, he was the whole physics department at Ursinus College in Collegeville, Pennsylvania -- who was best known locally for his entertaining "Christmas lectures" on basic physical principles, illustrating &lt;a href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2006/01/god-said-let-newton-be.html" target="_blank"&gt;Newton's&lt;/a&gt; laws with skateboards and bringing spectroscopic principles to bear on finding out the contents of Christmas gifts wrapped in colored cellophane.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His avocation, however, was weather prediction, and when he wasn't teaching Physics 101 to pre-med students he was writing papers on the effect of  solar activity on rainfall patterns.  His sticking point, however, was that the mathematical analysis required to support his theories required a better, faster calculating machine than he had ever encountered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Believing electronics to be the answer after a visit to Iowa to see the pioneering work of John Atanasoff, in 1941 Mauchly enrolled in a U.S. War Department- sponsored "defense training in electronics" course at Penn, where he met Pres Eckert, a recent graduate from the Penn electronics department.  Together they discussed the possibility of designing an electronic calculating machine, which culminated in Mauchly's proposal for defense funding, "The Use of High-Speed Vacuum Tube Devices for Calculation."  The government bit on the concept, needing faster calculators to calculate ballistic missile trajectories, and in 1943 Mauchly and Eckert began work on the ENIAC -- the Electronic Numerical Integrator and Computer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As they built the 30-ton behemoth, they had to figure out not only how to coordinate the activities of 18,000 vacuum tubes, but they had to find wire that rats would not eat.  Ultimately ENIAC was used for 8 years on hydrogen bomb problems and calculation of Russian weather patterns.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next, Mauchly and Eckert began to work on the EDVAC (Electronic Discrete Variable Computer), a stored-program machine, but mathematician John von Neumann grabbed the reins of the project and Mauchly and Eckert got into a dispute with Penn over the ownership of their designs; so in 1948 Mauchly and Eckert formed their own company, the Eckert-Mauchly Computer Corporation, to commercialize computers.  They built the UNIVAC I, which they sold to such firms as Prudential and A.C. Nielsen (as well as the U.S. Census Bureau) for a price of $150,000 each, but they were cash poor and sold out to Remington Rand, the typewriting company, in 1950, which in turn sold out to Sperry in 1955.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Having demonstrated that there was a market for large-frame computers, their much better financed competitor, IBM, began to pour its resources into the opportunity, eclipsing the success of Mauchly and Eckert's UNIVAC.  Mauchly and Eckert, however, had shown the world that electricity could be used to solve mathematical problems and produced the first commercial electronic digital computer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mauchly died on January 8, 1980.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Information-Theory" rel="tag"&gt;Information-Theory&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Technology" rel="tag"&gt;Technology&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Inventions" rel="tag"&gt;Inventions&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-1535083028898708923?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/1535083028898708923/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=1535083028898708923" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/1535083028898708923" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/1535083028898708923" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/DU3snv1Ddec/faster-calculating.html" title="Faster Calculating" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Rta7Os2sfII/AAAAAAAAAZg/SObzDqmqG90/s72-c/John-W-Mauchly.gif" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2007/08/faster-calculating.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-2732820122492810345</id><published>2007-08-27T08:14:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-27T08:20:58.772-04:00</updated><title type="text">Exile in France</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RtLBas2sfHI/AAAAAAAAAZY/fU9jNKiWu4c/s1600-h/Childeric-III-The-Lazy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RtLBas2sfHI/AAAAAAAAAZY/fU9jNKiWu4c/s320/Childeric-III-The-Lazy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103353992225520754" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Childeric III, known as "Childeric the Lazy," King of the Franks (743-deposed 751), the last of the Merovingian kings of France, died on this day in 755 in a monastery near St. Omer, France.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In modern times France has been generous to deposed rulers of other countries, giving shelter to such characters as the Shah of Iran and Bebe Doc Duvalier, among others, after their ignominious defeats, in varying degrees of faroukian splendor.  Such generosity has not generally been given to France's own, however, as the French Revolution amply proves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even before that, Childeric III learned this lesson first-hand.  Childeric III became king of the Franks in 743, during the end of a period marked by the relative weakness of the kings' authority as compared to the power wielded by mayor of the palace in Paris.  While the exact political reasons are obscured by history (although Childeric's sobriquet may provide at least a germ of an answer), mayor Pepin the Short asked Pope Zacharias for permission to sack Childeric III and take over the Frankish throne.  Permission was granted, and Pepin confined Childeric to a monastery in the south, where one assumes he did not stroll around jauntily in caviar-stained silk shirts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Kings-and-Queens" rel="tag"&gt;Kings-and-Queens&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/France" rel="tag"&gt;France&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-2732820122492810345?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/2732820122492810345/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=2732820122492810345" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/2732820122492810345" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/2732820122492810345" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/THyuZqMIy7c/exile-in-france.html" title="Exile in France" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RtLBas2sfHI/AAAAAAAAAZY/fU9jNKiWu4c/s72-c/Childeric-III-The-Lazy.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2007/08/exile-in-france.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-251789693111484433</id><published>2007-08-21T12:48:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-15T18:37:31.390-04:00</updated><title type="text">A Fly Went By</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Rsxrss2sfGI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/rp1V4kDovRw/s1600-h/A-Fly-Went-By.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Rsxrss2sfGI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/rp1V4kDovRw/s320/A-Fly-Went-By.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101570893602913378" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Marshall "Mike" McClintock, author of one of my favorite childhood-era books, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;A Fly Went By&lt;/span&gt; (first published in 1958), was born on this day in 1906 in Topeka, Kansas.  He was also known for a few other minor children's classics, including &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Stop That Ball!&lt;/span&gt; (1951) and &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;What Have I Got&lt;/span&gt; (1961).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As an editor, McClintock secured the publication of the first in a long series of children's books by an old Dartmouth classmate of his, Theodore Geisel -- better known as Dr. Seuss.  The book was &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Mulberry Street&lt;/span&gt; (1938).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;McClintock also wrote patriotic pulp novels during World War II under the pseudonyms of William Starret (the &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Nurse Blake&lt;/span&gt; series, 1942-44) and Gregory Duncan (the &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Fighters for Freedom&lt;/span&gt; series, 1944).  He died in 1967.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Books" rel="tag"&gt;Books&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-251789693111484433?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/251789693111484433/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=251789693111484433" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/251789693111484433" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/251789693111484433" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/Ch74-k8t5P8/fly-went-by.html" title="A Fly Went By" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Rsxrss2sfGI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/rp1V4kDovRw/s72-c/A-Fly-Went-By.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2007/08/fly-went-by.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-4871392274105084000</id><published>2007-08-08T07:36:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-08T08:55:08.561-04:00</updated><title type="text">Local Notes, #1</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Rrm5WHNyfYI/AAAAAAAAAYg/Rj4lO34o5eQ/s1600-h/Jeremy-Messersmith.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Rrm5WHNyfYI/AAAAAAAAAYg/Rj4lO34o5eQ/s400/Jeremy-Messersmith.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096308242891570562" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Rrm5fHNyfZI/AAAAAAAAAYo/rMQl6FQjpDc/s1600-h/Donuts-Afire-c2007-RSchuler.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Rrm5fHNyfZI/AAAAAAAAAYo/rMQl6FQjpDc/s320/Donuts-Afire-c2007-RSchuler.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096308397510393234" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;On the evening of August 2, &lt;a href="http://www.jeremymessersmith.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Jeremy Messersmith&lt;/a&gt;, on something of an extended national tour, opened for The Donuts and Alyssa Jean and the Gypsy Blue Band at The Fire on Girard Street in Philadelphia.  The gnome-like one-man AV club spent most of his set crawling around on stage pulling cables, kicking footpedals and pushing buttons, but the ultimate effect was presumably as intended by Messersmith -- small lyrical gestures and the voice of a bunny rabbit over a raft of electronica that single-handedly calls to mind the stuff of Matt Hales (Aqualung).  &lt;a href="http://www.thedonuts.com/" target="_blank"&gt;The Donuts&lt;/a&gt;, meanwhile, were on fire at The Fire; lead singer J. Bearclaw apparently had a bad day at his day job, which led him to snarl his way through a Wallenda-tight set that included songs from The Donuts' latest CD (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Jet Ear&lt;/span&gt;), concluding by throwing his guitar and storming off the stage without so much as a valedictory.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Rrm4UHNyfXI/AAAAAAAAAYY/--RyayGdNxg/s1600-h/Surf-vs-Quebec-c2007-RSchuler.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Rrm4UHNyfXI/AAAAAAAAAYY/--RyayGdNxg/s320/Surf-vs-Quebec-c2007-RSchuler.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096307109020204402" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;In Can-Am League play last night, the Atlantic City Surf faced Les Capitales de Quebec, and the stylish minor league girlfriend corps was out at Bernie Robbins Stadium in full force.  Amid cries of "Sacre bleu!" and "Viva le frommage!" (I made up that second one), Les Capitales bested the struggling Surfites, 7-4.  Despite six innings of shaky pitching by AC's Monte Mansfield, I did not have to come out of Section 216 and pitch the 7th inning myself.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Thanks to a service call by yours truly yesterday, Grandpere now enjoys all cable channels between 27 and 55 &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;as well as&lt;/span&gt; audio.  His on-screen menus, however, are still in Spanish.  Score that one Grandpere, 2, his JVC remote, 1.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Local-Notes" rel="tag"&gt;Local-Notes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/New-Music" rel="tag"&gt;New-Music&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Baseball" rel="tag"&gt;Baseball&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-4871392274105084000?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/4871392274105084000/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=4871392274105084000" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/4871392274105084000" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/4871392274105084000" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/L83X3_wgdl8/local-notes-1.html" title="Local Notes, #1" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/Rrm5WHNyfYI/AAAAAAAAAYg/Rj4lO34o5eQ/s72-c/Jeremy-Messersmith.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2007/08/local-notes-1.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-6545816731247631296</id><published>2007-08-08T07:32:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-08T08:53:57.541-04:00</updated><title type="text">Barry Bonds at Three Rivers Stadium, circa 1988</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RrXRu3NyfOI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/Y46tSWxNtuE/s1600-h/Barry-Bonds-at+ThreeRiversStadium-c2007-RSchuler.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RrXRu3NyfOI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/Y46tSWxNtuE/s320/Barry-Bonds-at+ThreeRiversStadium-c2007-RSchuler.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5095209156465556706" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Could this lean young man be the same fellow who just broke Hank Aaron’s all-time home run record?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other questions occur to me.  Am I the same fellow I was when I snapped this shot?  Is my head as small as it was back then?  Am I still a good guy when I take an Extra Strength Excedrin?  Am I funnier after I’ve had a couple of beers?  Am I smarter after getting a good night’s sleep?  Am I any skinnier after I skip a few meals?  Am I absolutely certain that I am still comprised of the same molecular structure, still fundamentally defined by a string of pointed messages written long ago in trails of deoxyribonucleic acid, after I get off a five-hour plane flight, after emerging from a dip in the ocean, or after an episode of quiet soul-searching and insomnia at 4 in the morning?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don’t know any of the answers to the questions people pose about Barry Bonds.  I humbly admit, however, that I don’t know the precise answers to the questions I am posing about myself.  I am merely guessing at this point.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I do know that I would not be capable of hitting a single home run in the majors -- straight, sober, on Excedrin, on beer, or otherwise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Old-Photos" rel="tag"&gt;Old-Photos&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Baseball" rel="tag"&gt;Baseball&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-6545816731247631296?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/6545816731247631296/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=6545816731247631296" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/6545816731247631296" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/6545816731247631296" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/Uykd_8YX4iw/barry-bonds-at-three-rivers-stadium.html" title="Barry Bonds at Three Rivers Stadium, circa 1988" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RrXRu3NyfOI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/Y46tSWxNtuE/s72-c/Barry-Bonds-at+ThreeRiversStadium-c2007-RSchuler.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2007/08/barry-bonds-at-three-rivers-stadium.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-802020004291365044</id><published>2007-08-07T12:08:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-07T12:56:48.112-04:00</updated><title type="text">The Adventures of Jane Adams</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RribmHNyfPI/AAAAAAAAAXY/A8F6QKOfT0E/s1600-h/Jane-Adams.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RribmHNyfPI/AAAAAAAAAXY/A8F6QKOfT0E/s320/Jane-Adams.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5095994057443933426" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In 1980, I was doing some research on the horror film actor &lt;a href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2006/04/hoxton-creeper.html" target="_blank"&gt;Rondo Hatton&lt;/a&gt; and was going through the motions of figuring out whether any of his co-stars were still alive, so that I could interview them about their recollections of him.  Not many of them were around, but I did manage to find Arthur Lubin (director of Rondo’s &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Spider Woman Strikes Back&lt;/span&gt;, 1946, but better known as the director of a few Abbott and Costello films and some episodes of &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Mr. Ed&lt;/span&gt;), who was very kind but had little to say about Mr. Hatton.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Research projects tend to beget research projects.  One of Hatton’s co-stars, a pretty, blue-eyed, auburn-haired actress named Jane Adams, was listed in David Ragan’s &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Who’s Who in Hollywood&lt;/span&gt; as a “lost player,” someone who had completely disappeared after her film career ended.  Ragan was possibly among the more qualified people to have made that assessment, as &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Who’s Who in Hollywood&lt;/span&gt; was probably the definitive source, at the time, of information about the then-current activities and residences of actors and actresses from the Golden Age of Hollywood.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To me, however, it was a challenge.  I started by making an appointment to read files at the Margaret Herrick Library, the research archive of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts &amp; Sciences. Its biographical files contain photos, clippings, press releases and studio materials for thousands of film people – from bit players to stars to studio heads.  Unfortunately, the Jane Adams files were pretty sparse. They contained a couple of stills of Adams from the film &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Egg and I&lt;/span&gt; (which is a film that is not among Ms. Adams' official credits) and two versions of a Universal Studios official bio.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;According to the bio, Jane Adams was born Betty Jane Bierce on this day in 1921 in San Antonio, Texas. She moved to California with her parents, and, it said, following testing at age 4, she was revealed to have the second highest I.Q. in California.  She apparently later went on to become an accomplished violinist, a student at the Pasadena Playhouse and ultimately a model in New York City before going under contract with Universal Studios, appearing as "Poni Adams" in a number of routine horse operas. At last her name was changed "Jane Adams" -- with the idea that it might lead to more dignified roles. Instead she was cast memorably as the beautiful hunchbacked nurse in the Universal monster-fest, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;House of Dracula&lt;/span&gt; (1944; with John Carradine and Lon Chaney, Jr.) and the blind piano teacher in &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Brute Man&lt;/span&gt; (1946, with the aforementioned Rondo Hatton).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After a brief hiatus during the late 1940s, Adams returned to do a few more Westerns, and appeared on some episodes of &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Kit Carson,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Cisco Kid&lt;/span&gt; and &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Adventures of Superman&lt;/span&gt; on TV.  She retired from the business in 1953.  The only clue to her later life was a single line from her studio bio that stated that she had “married Lt. Thomas K. Turnage, U.S. Army” in 1945.  Before the Internet, of course, a clue such as this was little more than an invitation to hours of tedious phone book hunting.  I spent a day at a local library picking through old phone books from across the country, looking for Turnages.  It seemed like a dead end, and I put the file away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next part of the story is an illustration of the occasional serendipity of historical research, the awesome poltergeistian power of coincidence in the service of solving minor mysteries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few months after my phone book binge, I was sitting in the kitchen of my parents’ house in Southern California, with my Hatton files spread out in front of me on the breakfast table.  Across from me was a little black and white TV set, and on it was the 11 o’clock news, to which I had tuned in anticipation of Johnny Carson’s monologue at 11:30.   I ran across the Jane Adams subfile and opened it.  There again I saw the line about Miss Adams’ marriage to Lt. Turnage.  Then, as if the clouds in my kitchen had parted and let loose a bolt of white sunlight, the news anchor on the TV led into a taped clip by saying, “President Reagan’s executive assistant on military manpower, General Thomas K. Turnage, explained that …”  I looked up to see General Turnage talking to reporters about some pressing issue concerning military conscription and the U.S. Selective Service.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My parents wondered what the commotion in the kitchen was all about.  The next morning, I started to do some newspaper research on General Turnage, and by the end of the day, I had found an entry on him in a &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Who’s Who&lt;/span&gt; publication that listed his wife’s name as “Betty Jane Smith,” and an address (200 N. Pickett Street, Alexandria, Virginia).  A phone number was only a step away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was 17 years old.  I was eligible for Selective Service registration the next year.  I was dealing with the wife of an advisor to the president.  So, naturally, I chickened out.  I never made any effort to contact the former Jane Adams.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I did, however, dutifully return to the Margaret Herrick Library with a neatly penned anonymous message on an index card, which read more or less as follows:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Jane Adams is married to General Thomas Turnage, President Reagan’s executive assistant for military manpower.  Her address is 200 N. Pickett Street, Alexandria, Virginia.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I placed the card in the Jane Adams file in the Library, and then forgot about the whole thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Years later, while in a book shop in Southern California, I found a quickie reference work on B horror movies or westerns in which the author had tracked down Jane Adams, now retired with General Turnage in Rancho Mirage, California, and interviewed her.  I like to assume that my anonymous message helped.  In her interview, Ms. Adams recalls:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;On July 14, 1945, I married Tom Turnage.  We recently celebrated our golden wedding anniversary.  [A brief marriage to an Annapolis cadet ended tragically as he was killed in action on his first mission during WWII.]  I wanted to be with Tom, whose career kept us traveling constantly.  It was only when he was sent to Korea that I came back and did those TV shows.  I wanted to be a housewife, mother and travel.  That’s something I couldn’t do as an actress … I’m very happy in Palm Springs … I loved working in serials and westerns – it was very exciting.  My life has been a great adventure.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;I felt a pang of regret that I never contacted her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;General Turnage passed away in 2000, and was given a burial with full military honors at Arlington National Cemetery.  Under President Reagan, he was not only an executive on the President’s military manpower task force, but he served as the director of the Selective Service, and finally as the last administrator of the U.S. Veterans Administration, from 1986 to 1989 – prior to the job’s elevation to a cabinet-level post as the Secretary of Veterans’ Affairs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="technoratitag"&gt;Categories: &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Classic-Cinema" rel="tag"&gt;Classic-Cinema&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://del.icio.us/ParlourTricks/Heroic-Tales-of-Research" rel="tag"&gt;Heroic-Tales-of-Research&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16150876-802020004291365044?l=rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/feeds/802020004291365044/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16150876&amp;postID=802020004291365044" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/802020004291365044" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16150876/posts/default/802020004291365044" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RonSchulersParlourTricks/~3/LZpxWeOnCDg/adventures-of-jane-adams.html" title="The Adventures of Jane Adams" /><author><name>RSchuler</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12897764795703441103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XWzMeSeJ8Aw/RribmHNyfPI/AAAAAAAAAXY/A8F6QKOfT0E/s72-c/Jane-Adams.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://rsparlourtricks.blogspot.com/2007/08/adventures-of-jane-adams.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16150876.post-7761447850744612071</id><published>2007-08-04T08:22:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-04T08:25:55.818-04:00</updated><title type="text">Walking Home from School.  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