tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48646246279368714552024-09-04T05:55:00.984-07:00Funny advertisements that will make you ROTFL. Just be careful that it's not dirty.Ennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09234590222139798648noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4864624627936871455.post-86416353464460485072009-11-11T13:14:00.000-08:002009-11-11T13:19:06.969-08:00-For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy. <br /><br />-Great Dames for sale. <br /><br />-Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition. <br /><br />-Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. <br /><br />-Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. <br /><br />-Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. <br /><br />-If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin. <br /><br />-Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in. <br /><br />-The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities. <br /><br />-Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. <br /><br />-A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. <br /><br />-Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. <br /><br />-For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. <br /><br />-Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. <br /><br />-Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too. <br /><br />-Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory. <br /><br />-Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night. <br /><br />-We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. <br />Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family. <br /><br />-Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. <br /><br />-Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale. <br /><br />-And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience. <br /><br />-We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00. <br /><br />-Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary. <br /><br />-For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex. <br /><br />-Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours. <br /><br />-Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.Ennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09234590222139798648noreply@blogger.com0