Chris knows kung fu and skateboards, the two most important skills. Josh gets banned from Twitch for streaming XXXCOM: After Dark. Kelley explains how to wield a dedicated brick separation tool with a cat. And we still don't know what a paradigm is.

Question of the Week
What was your favorite gamescom announcement?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 824: “Octopus Mass Effect” appeared first on RPGamer.

Ryan always levels up his anger issues. Chris complains that he doesn't get any cat treats. Kelley searches for the secret of cupcakes the size of breakfast muffins. And Erik says he's a level 17 zergling who only speaks in weird sounds.

Question of the Week
Is the survivor/hoard survivor/survivaton/bullet heaven/you are the bullet/reverse bullet hell genre game cost getting out of hand?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 823: “Toada” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris learned how to poop. Kelley paid 25 bucks to be in a room with cats for 15 minutes. Robert teaches us the proper brooding technique to use while sitting in a chair. This week's show is not exacerbated by a level of horniness.

Question of the Week
What does "cozy game" mean to you?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 822: “Cozy Slop” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris needs help learning how to poop. Robert needs help installing cat laser turrets on warships. Josh needs help with the tree growing out of his house. And Kelley needs help with the cat fight club on her bed.

Question of the Week
Have you rediscovered an older game that you're now hooked on?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 821: “Farming Anime Girls” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris has no idea what he's going to do with all these luminaries. Josh wonders why Kiryu is yelling at him. Kelley unlocks the item world and now the madness begins.

Question of the Week
You interested in the Thor or other PC based handhelds?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 820: “Childhood Trauma Bingo Card” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris has a furry room party with Bubsy. Kelley fights to the death over an omelette. Josh subjects the cast to a 3000 photo slideshow. This episode brought to you the original Isekai author: Mark Twain.

Question of the Week
Tell us how you do vacations. Sit in hotel and play games? Touch grass? Explore and play your Switch in weird locations?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 819: “Chewbacos” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley picks up her truck and yeets it at a monster. Ryan is just going to giggle in the background while we talk about Rogue Trader. Robert nose-dived off the end into complete bonkers. All that and Matt is over the boring parts; let's go faster, go faster!  Remember, every time a Square Enix mobile game gets shut down, a dozen angels get their wings.

Question of the Week
How do you feel about Sony and Microsoft finally pulling the plug on physical games?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 818: “Domino’s and KFC Are Mocking You” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris promotes Andi to COOOHAFOR. Kelley answers a call from the void. It says, "meow." Robert is the protagonist of the drywall eating simulator. Qapla'

Question of the Week
How do you feel about $80 games?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 817: “The Life and Suffering of Dave the Cat Game” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris reminds us that we don't Sora 'bout Bruno. Kelley buys a privacy screen for the litterbox. Robert tells us about the game From those guys who made the one Software. RIP our wallets this September.

Question of the Week
Do you want them to make a 3D-2D remake of the first six Final Fantasy games?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 816: “Summer Games Infestation” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris puts together a team of R2D2 to dominate the universe. Robert finally meets the cat girl; life is good. And Kelley reveals Red XIII's favorite food -- Lasagna!

Question of the Week
What was your favourite "Not E3" announcement?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 815: “Geoff Keighley’s Nice Sneaks” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley makes Bubsy do the butt wiggle. Josh has nothing to show, but shows us anyway. Chris still can't believe Moonchild was the mom's name. Everyone go get some milk.

Question of the Week
How would you remake DQ IX?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 814: “Pineapple-Kun” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris pines for a slot machine that makes Diablo loot sounds. Kelley goes back in time to make Sega of America and Sega of Japan wear "Get Along" shirts. Robert pledges his laifu for waifu.

Question of the Week
What was your first 3D platformer game?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 813: “Potato Rig” appeared first on RPGamer.

Sam advocates for RPGamer Family Feud Night, Matt gets a second Switch 2 to preserve his marriage. Chris has an unexpected rivalry with his nephew. Kelley is bedazzling a gargantuan Bahamut. Andi has chosen a side in the Cthulhu versus Unicorn feud, and will be ever so sparkly in his new horn.

Question of the Week
Are you going to see the Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter movies?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 812: “Romancing Quark” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris thinks the PS5 needs therapy. Can Josh interest you in a retro-game investment fund? Kelley really knows her sexy voices. None of us want the colon tribute.

Question of the Week
What is the game that you're not allowed to go back to?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 811: “Evercold Slushie” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley is here to introduce the new Home Maintenance 'Cast. Matt is finally freed from the drudgery of the Atelier gauntlet, but is now avoiding all the games... because they're SaGa. Andi is enjoying the bonus bleeps from Chris across the room. Oh, and there's another person we can't give a boat to.

Question of the Week
Is this the expansion that gets you into (or returning to) FF14?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 810: “Steampunk Ys Metroidvania” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris is still going, "Moo, Moo!" as a Cow. Johnathan states we should not vote for people who don't like Suikoden II. Robert is nun-chucking his friend with Wii U controllers. And Ryan runs Fast.

Question of the Week
What do you prefer, remakes, remasters, or re-imaginings?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 809: “Trails Mix to Heaven” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris kicks Tidus into the ocean. Kelley is looking forward to taming an army of cats. Robert lauds the efforts of the 2D Waifu union. And Ryan is practicing his Smash freeze cheese.

Question of the Week
What are your top 5 RPGs?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 808: “Crafting Makes Me Feel Good” appeared first on RPGamer.

Matt survived the farming wars with help from time-traveling bipedal dinosaurs. Ryan has been assigned a new piddle patch; he lives here now! Kelley realizes, to her horror, she has become the Tom Nook of Pokémon. Andi needs to go help his cat find her emotional support plushie.

Question of the Week
What RPG OR RPG series would you turn into a book (litrpg or otherwise)?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 807: “Insider Kemco Boredroom Discussions” appeared first on RPGamer.

Andi ponders throwing a bunch of genre styles into a Scrabble bag. Kelley is a big fan of gender affirming animals. Matt is battling Steamboat Willie in M. Night Shyamalan’s The Village. Chris couldn't make it this week, but we expect he's staying with his cow.

Question of the Week
Your thoughts on AI / GenAI in games (NPCs powered by AI chat, art, etc)?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 806: “Save Scummed For The Cow” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris thinks the GameCube can do better than this. Kelley only knows Gothic from it being in the bargain bin at CompUSA. And Josh thinks Starfield isn't janky in a fun way.

Question of the Week
What is your comfort game if you're sick or not feeling great?

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The post RPG Cast – Episode 805: “It Never Get’s Old” appeared first on RPGamer.