Ruben Carbajal

Thank god for Linophan, which …

Ruben — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 23:26:20 +0000

Thank god for Linophan, which my doctor prescribed for my mild to moderate outbreaks of Linsanity.

Ruben — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:05:16 +0000

Best performance of the year? Jamie Lee Curtis showing interest in a fan’s story of how Activia has improved her bowel movements.

Ruben — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 16:35:06 +0000

Found a broken samurai sword on the sidewalk, the ninja problem is getting out of hand in Jersey City.

Ruben — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 16:10:14 +0000

Fun Fact on the making of Ghost Rider 2: it cost more to make Nick Cage look like Nick Cage, than it did to make him look like Ghost Rider.

Ruben — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:41:58 +0000

Mitt Romney: “I’m a son of Detroit.” Well, we agree that he’s a son of something.

Ruben — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 17:48:06 +0000

Consumer note: the action in The Phantom Menace will be in 3D, the dialogue remains 1D.

Ruben — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:14:07 +0000

Will Ferrell intros the players a Hornets game. (I’m writing intros for All-Star 2012–they will not be this funny)
http://t.co/1CUkgmo8

Ruben — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:09:09 +0000

Q: Who does Santorum really kneel down and pray to? A: Pfizer: http://t.co/f8zhQlmn via @thinkprogress

Ruben — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:04:57 +0000

Mike Daisey on Real Time with Bill Maher: http://t.co/RQCkjuLU via @youtube

Ruben — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:20:33 +0000

Last night’s half-time show was the most expensive way possible to say that Madonna sucks.