Victoria Beckham popped up in Moscow yesterday to launch her range of dresses at the luxurious TSUM store – looking surprisingly fresh faced.

Looks to us like she may have had more than just her dresses sewn up. A light ribbon lift perhaps?

If so we do hope it doesn’t come undone like Angelina Jolie’s did.

It may only be March but we can more or less guarantee that this year’s award for most shameless attention seeker has already been sewn up by former celebrity Spice Girl Mel B.

This week she not only had the audacity to head to lunch at a posh Italian restaurant in Miami wearing nothing but a canary yellow bikini and see-through kaftan, she then had her fame-whore husband Stephen Belafonte produce a SNAKE from God knows where and proceeded to dance around it at her table.

Who does that!?

Though there is something quite ironic about watching the lovely Stephen handle a snake…

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Cheryl Cole has given some convincing live performances recently on the Brits, the X Factor and her ITV 1 Special, but it appears Radio 1 caught her trying to smuggle in the autotune machine and left her singing (to her horror) completely live.

The results were less than impressive – ouch!

Check out her excruciating cover of Owl City’s Fireflies above.

Pay attention folks, this might be the last semi-hot picture of David Beckham you ever see.

His world cup dreams were dashed after he ruptured his achilles tendon in the final minutes of AC Milan’s 1-0 win over Chievo Verona on Sunday. He was on his second loan to the Italian club from Major League Soccer’s Lox Angeles Galaxy.

Although he headed straight over to Finland for specialist surgery it’s expected that he’ll be out of action for at least 6 months – the last thing a 34 year old midfielder wants to hear.

So what next for Beckham – back to pretending to play for Mickey Mouse club LA Galaxy? We doubt even they’d want him back, particularly after the disrespectful way he’s treated the club and its fans by snubbing them to play for AC Milan at every opportunity.

Sounds to us like his career is heading over a cliff - and judging by this close up, his pretty boy looks aren’t far behind it. Let’s see how long it takes for Posh to start auditioning upgrades…

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Is it just us or is this the best music video in about 20 years? Even if the scary prison scenes do freak us out a little…

Hats off to Gaga for investing time and money in her videos. Bigger budgets = less royalties for her and so we’re even almost starting to believe all that rubbish she’s been spouting about how she ‘hates money’… despite having raked in $5 million in the past year alone.

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UK singer-songwriter Taio Cruz has become the latest British singer to top the US Billboard Chart.

His hit single Break Your Heart has jumped an amazing 52 places from no. 53 to no. 1 in the past week – the largest climb for a debut artist in history.

Congratulations!

Jennifer Aniston does her best to look like ’sexual napalm’ on the cover of this month’s W Magazine – in what’s clearly an attempt to hit back at John Mayer’s comments about her in his notorious Playboy interview earlier this year.

John famously left Jen sounding like a nagging old maid in his while his other ex, Jessica Simpson, came off as quite the demon in the bedroom.

It’s understandable then that the much older Jennifer might try to match Jessica’s sex-kitten status by staging a raunchy photoshoot, but unfortunately this attempt leaves her looking more like a tired old hooker than a desirable one night stand. Better luck next time!

Oh, and before we forget – nice beard Gerard!