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2013-05-20T11:12:00.000-04:00

It's come and gone! I'm all moved in and I feel like an 80 year old now, I'm so sore.

Single-moming it is quite hysterical when you are moving and having to build things. I'd love to show you the awesome bruises all over my legs and arms, but really you don't want to see that. Or my black eye. Yeah..the entertainment center thought it would be cool to attack me. And it did. Do you know how hard it is to dissemble and reassemble a head board the size of Texas? Pretty freaking hard. Which is why it is still downstairs in the living room.

Sleep was rough last night with being in a new place so I only slept 3 hours. To my surprise though, J brought a thermos of military strength coffee to my office for me and THEN went to STARBUCKS across the street "just in case I didn't like the coffee he brought". Ehh, can I get a collective "awww" from everyone please? And...Thank you.

Le Sigh.

After a few comments from the "Keep Calm and Pipe the F*** Down" post on Thursday, I have decided that Thursdays will now be "Pipe the F*** Down Thursdays". I'm trying to figure out a linky thing so be patient with me grasshoppers. Apparently a lot of y'all would like quite a few things to pipe down! Awesomeness.

What do y'all think?! Yay or Nay?

Happy Monday! I wish it was acceptable to sleep at my desk.

Keep Calm and...

2013-05-16T14:34:00.002-04:00

I apologize now, before you read any further, for this post. I don't apologize for who it offends, because it will, and well I just don't really care.

Have you ever had one of those days where you can make a mental list or a real list if you're OCD of people and things that just annoy the hell out of you? Allow me to share mine with you.

1. Mouse cords. Especially the one that keeps getting caught on the heel of my shoe and I have to River Dance around it just to make it come loose.

2. People who you're texting with and don't answer you for a good half hour but yet were on Facebook the entire time you were wanting an answer.

3. Phone screamers. Where they answer the phone with so much exuberance that you just want to scream "pipe the fuck down!" to them.

4. People who don't get the message that I don't want to be social with them on ANY social media network. If I ignore you, delete you &/or block you, I CLEARLY do not want to talk to you. You too, need to "pipe the fuck down".

5. The asshole who thought he was Vin Diesel this morning in his 1980's Delorean. Quit trying to go back to the future on everyone and go back to driver's ed. Dipshidiot.

6. "Fashion Bloggers". You know the ones I'm talking about. The ones that look at their feet, don't smile, hold their sunglasses looking into the sunset. Let me just tell you that you are, in fact, not cute. Not stylish. And for the love of all things holy would it kill you to smile for once? Or look alive. You don't have paparazzi. You aren't Kim K. Go to work.

7. Some of these "little boutiques". I've ordered from one in particular, actually two, and the clothes are crap clothes. And talk about overpriced? $40 for a dress that everyone and their brother has now. No thank you.

8. Chevron. Out of everything on this list, the one thing that needs to pipe the fuck down the most, is CHEVRON.

There are so many more but I will spare you for this afternoon.

Who do you wish would pipe the fuck down today?

Running In Pearls

What do you think?

Keep Calm and...