Runt Of The Web https://runt-of-the-web.com/ The World's Greatest Humor Site Wed, 19 May 2021 14:58:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.2 45 Reminders That Someone Is Having A Worse Day Than You https://runt-of-the-web.com/bad-day-photos Tue, 20 Feb 2018 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=63079 Some days, Murphy’s Law is just out to get you…and sometimes it’s pretty funny when it happens to other people. For example: it is ALWAYS hilarious when someone walks into a glass door, no matter the severity of the injuries they incur. From spilled coffee to stupid injuries to car...

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]]> 36 Customer Service Memes That Prove It’s Torture With A Paycheck https://runt-of-the-web.com/customer-service-memes Fri, 16 Feb 2018 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=61182 For many, picking that first job comes down to choosing one of two different hells: retail or food service. If you’ve spent a day working in customer service, then you’ve spent a lifetime. Between the low pay, mind-numbingly boring tasks and customers that seem to only come in three varieties:...

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]]> 35 Deeply Relatable Millennial Thoughts That Prove The Future Is Doomed https://runt-of-the-web.com/millennial-thoughts Fri, 09 Feb 2018 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=61648 As millennials, we have the strong reputation of being clueless to uphold, and the Internet is our favored tool. Here, we give voice to our innermost musings; we explore the mysterious history of dinosaurs while contemplating the even-more-mysterious social interaction with others. These 35 internet users know what we mean:...

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]]> Fuckboi Completes Rite Of Passage To Become Fuckman https://runt-of-the-web.com/fuckboi-fuckman Tue, 06 Feb 2018 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=51556 For the first time in nearly a decade, a member of the Scottsdale Fuckboi tribe has successfully completed the rite of passage needed to become a full-fledged Fuckman, according to several eye-witnesses. “A lot of folks don’t even know that Fuckmen exist,” said sociocultural anthropologist Rachel Marker. “The rite of passage is...

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]]> 34 Facebook Users Whose Posts Will Give You Cancer Of The Soul https://runt-of-the-web.com/terrible-people-facebook Fri, 02 Feb 2018 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=63830 We all use Facebook for a variety of reasons: spying on exes, getting into political debates, and keeping tabs on that one aunt who is somehow STILL playing Farmville. We’ve all probably posted a regrettable status or two in our lifetimes, but some people just can’t seem to help themselves....

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]]> My Twisted Fetish Is Watching My Wife Do A Podcast With Another Guy https://runt-of-the-web.com/wife-podcast Tue, 30 Jan 2018 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=62592 Since the dawn of human sexuality, sexual fetishes have evolved from their humble origins into the most particular of niche urges. Some people like participating in classic BDSM, rubbing geometric objects with their noses, or wearing multicolored anthropomorphic cartoon animal suits. To me, those are pretty tame. Why? Because my...

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]]> This Russian Guy Does Amazingly Creative Cosplay On A Hilariously Small Budget https://runt-of-the-web.com/kravets-cosplay Fri, 26 Jan 2018 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=61175 Headed to Comic-Con? Already planning ahead for Halloween 2018? Ballin’ on a budget? Russian Instagrammer Alexander Kravets might be able to help you out. He takes normal household items and uses them to make incredibly creative cosplay on the cheap, and the pictures are totally hilarious. Check out these fifty-two...

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]]> 52 Teen Tweets: At Least The Future Is Funny https://runt-of-the-web.com/teen-tweets Tue, 23 Jan 2018 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=63077 Ever wonder what today’s teens do when they aren’t binge-watching Netflix, smoking drugs, and cracking open a cold one? They’re proving that you don’t need a high school diploma to be funny! Check out these fifty-two amazing teen tweets that will restore your faith in Gen Z, or whatever the...

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]]> 27 Times Spotify Exploited Its Users’ Habits For Marketing, And It’s As Funny As Expected https://runt-of-the-web.com/spotify-marketing Fri, 19 Jan 2018 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=63081 We love music and we love embarrassing, relatable moments, and Spotify has found a brilliant way to exploit the hell out of both. You thought that breakup playlist was private? Think again. Thought no one would know you streamed “Too Late To Apologize” 2,377 times THIS YEAR? How wrong you...

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]]> Revenge Is Best Served Online: The 62 Best Clapbacks Of All Time https://runt-of-the-web.com/best-clapbacks Tue, 16 Jan 2018 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=58199 We’ve all had a totally infuriating argument that we think of the PERFECT comeback for…as soon as we get home. But at least if we’re not fast enough to lay the ultimate smackdown, someone on the internet is. From minor fact-checkers to full-blow sass-masters, there’s nothing like the sweet sound...

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]]> 2017’s 61 Best Tweets: Relive The Year We Can’t Wait To Forget https://runt-of-the-web.com/best-tweets-2017 Fri, 12 Jan 2018 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=63384 Forget time capsules and home videos, the real way to relive a life well-lived is through Twitter. Although it sucked some of the time (most of the time) and we often (always) felt like a new day meant a new potential for doom, at least people tweeted a bunch of...

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]]> These Supportive Parents Want You To Do Whatever Makes You Happy As Long As It Doesn’t Embarrass Them And It’s Law School https://runt-of-the-web.com/supportive-parents Tue, 09 Jan 2018 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=63073 Family: can’t live with them can’t live without them. No matter what you do, or how you manage to fuck up this new opportunity, your parents always have your back, or at least a basement you can crash in when everything falls apart and Cindy runs off with the contents...

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]]> “I Don’t Kneel” Says Man Who Also Doesn’t Pay Child Support, Wash Sheets, Read https://runt-of-the-web.com/i-dont-kneel Tue, 02 Jan 2018 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=63380 In response to the growing number of professional athletes choosing not to stand for the national anthem, Mark Shuck of Downington, Pennsylvania recently announced on social media that he is appalled by the protests, adamantly telling all his 103 Facebook followers “I don’t kneel.” Shuck opted not to reveal some...

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]]> Junkie Pretty Sure This Intervention Is Part Of The Escape Room Experience https://runt-of-the-web.com/escape-the-room Thu, 28 Dec 2017 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=63071 Praised for its grim atmosphere and brutally hard puzzles, The Puzzle Prison is Tucson’s premier escape room. Since it’s opening three years ago, it’s been a big hit with locals like 34-year office worker Vanessa DeWitt, who recently attended the escape room with ten of her closest friends and family....

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]]> Merriam Webster Defines “Don’t Tell Anyone” As “You Can Tell Two People” https://runt-of-the-web.com/merriam-webster-secrets Tue, 26 Dec 2017 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=60525 The release of the new edition of Merriam Webster’s is always an exciting time for literary and grammar nerds alike. As language changes, so does the dictionary. Culture itself adapts over the years, and language is constantly shifting to reflect that. New words are added and old words are thrown...

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]]> 55 Savage Assholes Who We’d Hate If They Weren’t So Funny https://runt-of-the-web.com/bad-people Mon, 25 Dec 2017 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=61652 There are many jerks in this world – 7,587,977,681 and counting, in fact! But there’s no asshole like an Internet asshole – whether they’re trolling celebrities, roasting their family and friends, or calling out strangers, we gotta love them. These people have mastered the subtle art of the burn, transcending...

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]]> Mushroom Kingdom Switches From Gold Standard To Bitcoin https://runt-of-the-web.com/mushroom-kingdom-bitcoin Sun, 24 Dec 2017 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=63376 In a move that has shocked economists around the world, the Mushroom Kingdom has radically restructured their economy by switching from the gold standard to Bitcoin. They are the first nation in the multiverse to officially adopt a cryptocurrency as the coin of the realm. “We were starting to run...

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]]> 69 X-Rated Snowmen That Are Truly Abombinable https://runt-of-the-web.com/x-rated-snowmen Sat, 23 Dec 2017 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=63382 If Frosty The Snowman happened in real life today, it’s a safe bet that he’d have a big ‘ol floppy dong to go along with his corncob pipe and his button nose. Good thing for us, people just love to combine snow and sex, and there are a lot of...

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]]> Aunt’s Boyfriend Reassures Family He’s Not Trying to Take Creepy Uncle’s Place https://runt-of-the-web.com/creepy-uncle Fri, 22 Dec 2017 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=63075 Following a chilly reception on Christmas Day, 55-year-old Richard Bentz sent a mass email to his girlfriend’s family reassuring them that he is not trying to take the place of their creepy uncle. Bentz had been dating Angela Ferris, 52, for nearly three months when they attended her sister’s annual...

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]]> Yoga Poses That Say “I Eat Ass” https://runt-of-the-web.com/yoga-poses Thu, 21 Dec 2017 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=62594 How you work out can say a lot about you. It can indicate what your interests are, how much patience you have, and even your income. Sometimes, it’s about self-betterment or meeting a goal. And sometimes it’s about good old fashion butt stuff. You never know, maybe the partner of...

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]]> 30 Times Twitter Put Coal In Your Favorite Christmas Movies’ Stockings https://runt-of-the-web.com/christmas-movie-tweets Wed, 20 Dec 2017 19:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=62588 Holiday movies are damn near inescapable during the Christmas season. Even if you don’t celebrate Christmas, it’s hard not to get sucked into the utter silliness of Elf or find yourself watching at least some of TBS’ 24-hr marathon of A Christmas Story. That said, it’s time to have the...

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]]> 35 Funny News Headlines That Are Too Perfect For This World https://runt-of-the-web.com/funny-news-headlines Tue, 19 Dec 2017 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=60473 As the saying goes, fact can often be stranger than fiction. 2017 has proven that sometimes the news itself is funnier than anything we – or SNL – can possibly dream up. What could have passed as dystopian satire three years ago is now just sixth page news. Case in...

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]]> 50 Tumblr Christmas Posts That Get Us In The Mood For Grinching https://runt-of-the-web.com/tumblr-christmas-posts Mon, 18 Dec 2017 19:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=61650 It’s that time of year again. Excessive decorations, fruit baskets full of pears no one eats, and another “fun” family heirloom from your Aunt Judy that you won’t appreciate for maybe another two decades. Everyone has a lot of intensely festive feelings about Christmas, especially the hilarious folks on Tumblr....

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]]> I Don’t Know About You, But I Am Sick And Tired Of All These Millennials Fucking My Wife While I’m At Work https://runt-of-the-web.com/millennials-banging-wife Mon, 18 Dec 2017 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=60535 I don’t want to come across as a “get off my lawn” type or some out of touch old man, but I can’t hold my tongue on this anymore. And before you think this is just another clickbait article bashing a younger generation, take a second and ask yourself, did...

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]]> 42 Memes For When You’d Rather Catch The Flu Than Catch Feelings For Somebody https://runt-of-the-web.com/catch-feelings-memes Sun, 17 Dec 2017 13:00:00 +0000 http://runt-of-the-web.com/?p=59361 You won’t find the symptoms anywhere on WebMD, but millions of men and women catch feelings every single day. It could be one too many “heyyy” texts from a casual hookup or riding an elevator with the same cute stranger two days in a row, but once it happens, your...

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