<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963</id><updated>2024-10-05T05:55:40.842+02:00</updated><title type='text'>South African Jokes</title><subtitle type='html'>...and the joke that is today&#39;s South Africa.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' 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width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-3750882717483832886</id><published>2017-06-18T14:08:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2017-06-18T14:08:06.028+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: PRETORIA: GIVE THAT WOMAN A BELLS</title><summary type="text">TO: Executive Mayor Cllr Kgosientso Ramokgopa,I am aware of the fact that you have been embroiled in lengthy legalbattles with various organisations that want to prevent you fromchanging the name of Pretoria to Tshwane. I find this extremelydisturbing and I do not agree with these organisations at all.As a proud descendant of the Boer Nation that founded this oncebeautiful, first world </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/3750882717483832886/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/3750882717483832886' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/3750882717483832886'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/3750882717483832886'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2017/06/fwd-pretoria-give-that-woman-bells.html' title='Fwd: PRETORIA: GIVE THAT WOMAN A BELLS'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggVpI5RsqjHPCqRc63l__neugQ66wfzbhxmuiCdiCyHllW5g1PZ9G5FUaB0ky7pIDEOjhhEF_ivZ-ghEIkTM9tMfsAtIyXtRdn8EflrrqjcVrUWlJcTOUQht1SNlibtyA40KIBkA/s72-c/einstein-786029.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-3276062251639601511</id><published>2017-06-18T13:12:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2017-06-18T13:12:43.667+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Gee vir dié buffel &#39;n Bell&#39;s!</title><summary type="text">As dit nie vir selfoonfoto&amp;#39;s was nie, sou niemand kon glo dat &amp;#39;nbuffel homself in die kroeg – tussen die Bell&amp;#39;s en Klipdrift nogal –van Hlosi Game Lodge in Paterson tuisgemaak het nie.Di&amp;#233; grootmeneer het eers in die swembad &amp;quot;geduik&amp;quot; vir &amp;#39;n lafenisvoordat hy &amp;#39;n uiltjie in wooneenheid no.1 gaan knip het. Die grootdors het hom waarskynlik n&amp;#225; sy </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/3276062251639601511/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/3276062251639601511' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/3276062251639601511'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/3276062251639601511'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2017/06/fwd-gee-vir-die-buffel-n-bells.html' title='Fwd: Gee vir dié buffel &#39;n Bell&#39;s!'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggznQLZp3Sw0VPjeTlK0zptBLXK3Bt4DowCmoqfN_0jjljQTsJxvvV7Pu2SA11u6kiJLaZ7xW3Y5SyQb2rsULXb_5H_0DVMrO8DnNmRmluoQirl40BsANQTCJxaagvPtl6ii-ugQ/s72-c/ATT00004.jpe-763669.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-4488662923056807546</id><published>2017-06-04T14:33:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2017-06-04T14:33:44.825+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: New CD</title><summary type="text">      </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/4488662923056807546/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/4488662923056807546' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/4488662923056807546'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/4488662923056807546'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2017/06/fwd-new-cd.html' title='Fwd: New CD'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjz5lC3NS-FOi_LPV2CksBQAOxycvgd5gk_QlkwpiZIKklrnoSaD8SF0JibTk-FGFO2BdfUzsVK4VmozvVEsqcOai0c7RRgAtv32wn8Lu_77on3HDL_q9V2-Q9Zr-mcHY0jwJnkNg/s72-c/image001-724826.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-5171707919161709181</id><published>2017-05-28T10:51:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2017-05-28T10:51:04.908+02:00</updated><title type='text'>#GuptaEmails</title><summary type="text"></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/5171707919161709181/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/5171707919161709181' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/5171707919161709181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/5171707919161709181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2017/05/guptaemails.html' title='#GuptaEmails'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7zd88M0rUTTQ5gNAKET0PD6_CAR-VSlUND7w-pGuxYTFNbIGRK8JpU0zZ_Go14iXA6aF1P3KxUBNzA2EDtReomA-BCN5OrtKlayCC2nvV5MNbPINF7UTKtamXQ8AqY4lUIqYQBw/s72-c/image001-764910.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-159927238915969153</id><published>2017-05-14T12:56:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2017-05-14T12:56:06.387+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Karma</title><summary type="text">An idiot taxi driver has attempted to drive through Delta park over the pedestrian crossing. Karma is a glorious beast.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/159927238915969153/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/159927238915969153' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/159927238915969153'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/159927238915969153'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2017/05/karma.html' title='Karma'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-8763860529860399378</id><published>2017-05-14T11:36:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2017-05-14T11:36:53.983+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Look carefully</title><summary type="text">&amp;quot;Now if you look carefully, you can see a lion lying underneath that tree...&amp;quot;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/8763860529860399378/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/8763860529860399378' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/8763860529860399378'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/8763860529860399378'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2017/05/look-carefully.html' title='Look carefully'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIvzYHzWUcEBNaSk25jsDxQn7t71vk9bEGGYFn2L07_dQMD-4wmLQ35GSn7tzwHOAKEerKyU68yZhphx3Cc3cuxIKNzIntE_cIqboRDAN2mGefhHtFQONJUoPHirM3YMo0LTJBVA/s72-c/ATT00029-713983.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-3167267657035009016</id><published>2017-04-21T10:12:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2017-04-21T10:12:36.083+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: ESKOM: The true story from an ex-Eskom Engineer !</title><summary type="text">The view below is from an Eskom engineer (1977 – 2004) (Forced to take Early Pension due to Affirmative Action)Eskom (when it was the Electricity Supply Commission) was one of the best companies in the world.It was owned by all South Africans, and was a non-profit making organization. Money was always set aside, by selling electricity for more than it cost to produce, making profit for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/3167267657035009016/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/3167267657035009016' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/3167267657035009016'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/3167267657035009016'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2017/04/fwd-eskom-true-story-from-ex-eskom.html' title='Fwd: ESKOM: The true story from an ex-Eskom Engineer !'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-2987907802524630441</id><published>2017-04-21T09:53:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2017-04-21T09:53:56.026+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT RACISM</title><summary type="text">By Juju Mkize &amp;lt;https://www.facebook.com/juju.mkhize?fref=nf&amp;gt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt; How the hell can we believe you Mr President &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;quot;South Africans are psychologically sick as a result of the violence inflicted upon the majority of the country&amp;#39;s people during the apartheid era&amp;quot;, President Jacob Zuma said.This is getting really old! The history of black South Africans has</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/2987907802524630441/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/2987907802524630441' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/2987907802524630441'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/2987907802524630441'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2017/04/fwd-shocking-truth-about-racism.html' title='Fwd: THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT RACISM'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidoA_rFSgdNHLrXzOsJ1RTzROntHAUpQCZwfocIyu4Ttb2CpKVgVtLhtdqyzTkZij95aNRTdP9P_1GOS_YubkPs1NpB_4svD9DVVdpja1cl0dLDE7svxZx6WoYxnwjTpRluV_waw/s72-c/Attached+Message+Part-736028" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-9198793873908233606</id><published>2017-04-21T01:21:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2017-04-21T01:21:45.876+02:00</updated><title type='text'>FW: Bongani sees the light</title><summary type="text"></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/9198793873908233606/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/9198793873908233606' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/9198793873908233606'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/9198793873908233606'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2017/04/fw-bongani-sees-light.html' title='FW: Bongani sees the light'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiv_OeunGiJvG-UnEvJL55eVcTun67DRVuBjI6rFWNJXOhqKwIc9bvJHK5IYv096J1U4DoRVJ7GMK6YcFvaqCzEAUkp07vB0inHiG8o5cC_JSWYwZFh788NgxrDxKxDzXyi5DVWYQ/s72-c/Attached+Message+Part-705877" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-2711704989173534582</id><published>2016-11-12T18:03:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2016-11-12T18:03:49.287+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: After the drought come the floods</title><summary type="text">Flash floods across the greater Johannesburg area on 9 Novemberhave left motorists without cars and businesses counting thecosts of the damages incurred. The CICA Facebook page has nowposted new photos of the destruction caused by the floodsAt least seven people are missing after yesterday&amp;#39;sfloods and there are warnings from the weather service thatmore heavy rain is expected in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/2711704989173534582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/2711704989173534582' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/2711704989173534582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/2711704989173534582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2016/11/fwd-after-drought-come-floods.html' title='Fwd: After the drought come the floods'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZzoeOXjg6cAaZJnyKLFzCIR3I9vx1hkTkNgTbPkXmiVw4b8fCyeDOCEhsvM434ZhCGyMCLNZX0SLhIdPvYA0KWWKQ9mtjjQtDiNcYslFeUPctND0GYKC7UVxnZag_gOh56rOmkw/s72-c/Attached+Message+Part-729288" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-7169823559751692725</id><published>2016-05-05T12:04:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2016-05-05T12:04:13.764+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: GuptaZooma</title><summary type="text"></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/7169823559751692725/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/7169823559751692725' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/7169823559751692725'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/7169823559751692725'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2016/05/fwd-guptazooma.html' title='Fwd: GuptaZooma'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvMYQj9WIl_AISBaPJfcXkhytm86aecdBJXmTiRdKrslmnhhuoMePs4HBrRWEnKL6eEtvYcwCAkaa1K5bebRLQ4TGcbRhmUO2vHLc9YeAdjSLVDdaP-wuiP-b8Bdj3s_2eHDh2kQ/s72-c/ATT00083-753764.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-3842920647818614019</id><published>2016-05-05T11:51:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2016-05-05T11:51:10.523+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT RACISM</title><summary type="text">Top Black Academic speaks... Statement by Juju Mkize SRC president of University Cape Town –THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT RACISMHow the hell can we believe you Mr President?&amp;quot;South Africans are psychologically sick as a result of the violence inflicted upon the majority of the country&#39;s people during the apartheid era &amp;quot;, President Jacob Zuma said.This lie is getting really old! The history of</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/3842920647818614019/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/3842920647818614019' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/3842920647818614019'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/3842920647818614019'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2016/05/fwd-shocking-truth-about-racism.html' title='Fwd: THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT RACISM'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-4470157561023920056</id><published>2016-03-03T19:19:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2016-03-03T19:19:54.156+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: 2 in 1 Braai.... WHAT A WIN</title><summary type="text">The latest 2-in-1 braai and cooler combo... now available at Brakpan wholesalers!     </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/4470157561023920056/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/4470157561023920056' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/4470157561023920056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/4470157561023920056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2016/03/fwd-2-in-1-braai-what-win.html' title='Fwd: 2 in 1 Braai.... WHAT A WIN'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidgw_oHcaMOIC7FT6aSwI7kp3207U8AIgquO7oETNNJXG73sOjucQwCUL-JOKRA9rgNhJ2SOKVUq0JYIa1PUbRJLAIdhpJjr1b9Beeg-_gif1ExMGW-25QjWYwIZno-3rDMj3RMA/s72-c/ATT00002-794158.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-7835255001303487997</id><published>2015-12-17T02:07:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2015-12-17T02:07:57.016+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Lekker Brakpan</title><summary type="text">   Disclaimer   </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/7835255001303487997/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/7835255001303487997' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/7835255001303487997'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/7835255001303487997'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2015/12/fwd-lekker-brakpan.html' title='Fwd: Lekker Brakpan'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2z1NaRebBAO3WxlZE6vEPav3U4fOIMxbwXE5n4HglmQMWPSce6gv-k8o4ZyxoqK00z-BZbUHGqvZndMseKos1kez8zTt3z00_76pqySeDX_IcKmzuwo8ceI4rnJQHVw5Qyw4Wgw/s72-c/image001-777017.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-6044379169227543268</id><published>2015-12-17T01:53:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2015-12-17T01:53:42.390+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: &quot;After the Statues Fall&quot; - a brilliant letter in the Sowetan.</title><summary type="text">   </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/6044379169227543268/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/6044379169227543268' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/6044379169227543268'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/6044379169227543268'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2015/12/fwd-after-statues-fall-brilliant-letter.html' title='Fwd: &quot;After the Statues Fall&quot; - a brilliant letter in the Sowetan.'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwpAST5wxVnmy-7IchZRVGA03mqIMMQys2jpOTi-82PIbtn7FljH7Gaidu2l0dWyqYYDalgbDavZFhbq-A89Bzn07yM6UB6jaMux_tpT2NC3qiP5RXJDDnv0EtX6Mpw6OaygQkZQ/s72-c/ATT00046-722391.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-8755425308876869496</id><published>2015-10-31T23:29:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2015-10-31T23:29:23.055+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Not even funny anymore</title><summary type="text">  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/8755425308876869496/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/8755425308876869496' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/8755425308876869496'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/8755425308876869496'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2015/10/fwd-not-even-funny-anymore.html' title='Fwd: Not even funny anymore'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipcKSfPiZ49Fx_q-c_mqFch7iGVPkZlEyKZ5nizm0uY3GwI0Q2qXPDLFs3DCEfqIxQ1sCW4SgG7y89xnawLatTOfH42G4u3LvdR3WMy6be3uMAAxhw0y60ku73rq5DU3TrMNce2g/s72-c/image001-763055.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-6028813670776519591</id><published>2015-06-20T08:44:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2015-06-20T08:44:53.135+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Reason</title><summary type="text">  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/6028813670776519591/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/6028813670776519591' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/6028813670776519591'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/6028813670776519591'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2015/06/fwd-reason.html' title='Fwd: Reason'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjl8txmmFAUQsWRhV_CewBJnQXahL9eZp-Y3GcWbTqiQL6uNdett2fT27tYH0TV6HwDC1uztQMnd8DNe41ZQmHaHtkWRXagz5YFkWPLoSe7Nyib-CPvWpTcVwo6_xhu3cQedbV3LA/s72-c/unnamed-793135.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-631259767141449085</id><published>2015-04-08T00:32:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2015-04-08T00:32:20.826+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: Eternal life!</title><summary type="text">I was walking along East Beach in Bloubergstrand when I came across alamp partially buried in the sand.I picked up the lamp and gave it a rub. A genie appeared and told me Ihad been granted one wish.I thought for a moment and said, &amp;quot;I want to live forever.&amp;quot;&amp;quot;Sorry,&amp;quot; said the genie, &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m not allowed to grant eternal life.&amp;quot;&amp;quot;OK, then, I want to die </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/631259767141449085/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/631259767141449085' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/631259767141449085'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/631259767141449085'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2015/04/fwd-eternal-life.html' title='Fwd: Eternal life!'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-4721347063773690126</id><published>2015-04-07T23:54:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2015-04-07T23:54:36.449+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: A Brit&#39;s response</title><summary type="text">After President Jacob Zuma&amp;#39;s statement [...] that all the problems inSouth Africa started with the arrival of Jan van Riebeeck in 1652.....I know, I know... We had the same problems in England, you know...First we had the Picts and the Scots. And then came the Romans whostuck around for about four centuries. Then we had the Angles and theSaxons and all those other Germanic tribes. Oh </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/4721347063773690126/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/4721347063773690126' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/4721347063773690126'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/4721347063773690126'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2015/04/fwd-brits-response.html' title='Fwd: A Brit&#39;s response'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-7536978042792964242</id><published>2015-04-02T14:40:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2015-04-02T14:40:41.125+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: How true is this</title><summary type="text">I recently asked my friend&amp;#39;s little girl what she wanted to be whenshe grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both ofher parents, ANC supporters, were standing there, so I asked her, &amp;quot;Ifyou were President what would be the first thing you would do?&amp;quot;She replied, &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;d give food and houses to all the homeless people.&amp;quot;Her parents smiled hugely.&amp;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/7536978042792964242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/7536978042792964242' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/7536978042792964242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/7536978042792964242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2015/04/fwd-how-true-is-this.html' title='Fwd: How true is this'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-2523983747969054127</id><published>2015-04-01T16:12:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2015-04-01T16:12:11.349+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: The Proteas...</title><summary type="text">     </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/2523983747969054127/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/2523983747969054127' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/2523983747969054127'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/2523983747969054127'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2015/04/fwd-proteas.html' title='Fwd: The Proteas...'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGNHU-pqCsZRA3z_htRc0YCK_ns_SlEWuH0CzB4SNX_frckCFk4M9ZWbCXV72cWw0PdLTMDJEJoovYDg_laEGap4X58DLI_Cn8XQAotMJZTAJbcp0D3nbXxUuSCtC1lLonku9fzg/s72-c/image001-731350.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-5285282235889484436</id><published>2015-03-07T19:17:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2015-03-07T19:17:59.742+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Fwd: S.A - 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Monday 16 Feb</title><summary type="text">THAT&amp;#39;S MORE ELECTRICITY THAN WE GET FROM ESKOM</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/feeds/5737281549633199407/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/33752963/5737281549633199407' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/5737281549633199407'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33752963/posts/default/5737281549633199407'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sa-jokes.blogspot.com/2015/02/fwd-storm-over-jhb-monday-16-feb.html' title='Fwd: STORM OVER JHB - Monday 16 Feb'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8ZEdQcSkyw8C7CDOLsx_gyzFK2b8XqzSL3scs109syHsgqrNdjT44RXp0gmLaoeG2gOwwDlkAKPSS7CfiJVUK_DlMz4V_iCcGTF-CD4GGh5c8xqaizSCGTWkMSgTWX9sdK_bPxQ/s72-c/ATT00001-780414.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>