tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51162214937214301392026-02-14T00:52:53.467-08:00Like a Meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like ('til I took my azz to 40/40 Las Vegas. Thanks, Jigga my ninja! [/sarcasm])S A V V Y Fatty!...uhhh...DUH!http://www.blogger.com/profile/03605755368231891255noreply@blogger.comBlogger352125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5116221493721430139.post-31148067874973629142010-07-26T04:00:00.000-07:002010-07-26T04:00:11.598-07:00

Oooh! I've always loved a jock.HOWEVER...If I seen my man in one of these, he'd be giving me SOMETHING'Cept it WOULDN'T beCOCK."_`

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Ever been enthralled with stuff...That had Paws. Claws...or Fluff?Treated 'em like Lil' Dolls and suchFor their love you'll take a Pause to touch... ??? Well, if not you (howcouldjoo?!), meet Brittany Barker.A chihuahua's Champion. A horse's Heroin. The teeniest kitten's never quittin' her Love's emittin'. With any and all pets, she's smitten. ('cept the slimy ones)Have a heart and help Miss

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Didja see me?I'm F A M O U S. **shouts to my Phya girl for the feature. Here's to hoping I rep'd the Thick Snack Brigade with pride and honor. HOLLER!**

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High.**waves excitedly** Remember MOI?NO?! :'(QUIT LYIN'!...or truth-telling. :'(I apologize for my absence. But Life has been calling and I've been pressing "Talk."I've been through so much, GREAT and TRAGIC since the last time I graced this blog with my portly presence. The biggest of it being that I-Lover of all things wild, crazy, and 20s-has left that stage of life to turn 30.THREE-OH! FLOW!

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By now you've all seen the Chris Brown apology video where he could have spared us the two minutes of bullshit boo-hoo'ing in a bitch blouse by simply exclaiming:"Mama, I Wanna SAING!...and get the chance to perform a Michael Jackson tribute on the MTV Awards!!!"(If you ain't seen it, find it at a YouTube near you. Ok, FUCK IT! Here, ya lazy bumbaclot!)If you've visited the mean TWeets of Twitter

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So, after spending the day soaking up sun at the beach and the evening eating some of the BAWSSest azz sushi San Diego County has to offer, I get home and realized I've already missed 43 minutes of this year's BET Awards. But, good thing I had on my thinking lacefront cuz I came home for a second between missions to set my DVR to tape the pre-show and the Awards.Since I'm a thug's THUG and a

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...Cuz sometimes the fun and games must CEASE.And I must unleash the baneful beast brewing inside of me.I'm killing me softly with the mundane of mediocrityBoth me and the train're headed for the tracks And ain't nobody stopping me*********I handed her the keys to discourage my dreams.Now I'm layin' on the tracks since I can't get 'em back. *********I need some emo chemo...or to steamroll a MEAN

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Happy Emm'effin' Friday, Folks!Thank God we made it...especially since every Monday morning I'm not so sure I can complete those 40 hours SANS bodying a fool or scaling my desk, cardigan tied around my head like a soulja rag screaming: "YOU CAN TELL I'M A SOULJA! I THOUGHT I TOLDJA?!"When the weekend rolls around and I've made it through without spraying muhfuckas by the copy machine: I KNOOWWZZZ

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If you're reading this post, it's cuz Her Royal Headwrapstress has yet to respond to my request for tickets to her show in San Diego tonight. **pours out a LOT of disappointment**So, to show her that I'm a TRILL live fan, NOT just a broke beezy trying to get hook-ups and shizz, I've instituted the World Famous SavvyFattyFreakMixxx3000 in honor of 1 of my fave songs of hers, "Other Side Of The

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Ok, so this is no musical memory, but it IS dedicated to 1 of THE baddest bitches in ANY musical genre. So today we'll discuss the topic that is GETTING ME SOME TICKETS TO ERYKAH BADU'S CONCERT TONIGHT."Why not just get your own," You ask, obviously unfamiliar with the bullshittery that is my bank account.Cuz I'm broke. And I ain't slung enough System Security skills in order to afford the $85

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Happy Black Music Month!For those living under a cock for the past few, each June we celebrate the unique musical talent, creativity, and achievements of Black artists.And, iffin' I get the time away from not doing a dayum thing but working and blowing trees like a cool summer breeze, I shall commemorate the month by posting my musical memories because music is such a big part of who I am. For

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Yeah, I know: It's been a LOOONNNGGG azz time, so here's some hugs &amp; kisses for youHowever, this is no social visit, so no grinning and displayage of toothBarack is in office and I thought we'd left this shit back in the Admin of You-Know-WhoBut OHHHH NO! We still got bidniss to 'tend to when it comes to the Ghett-Olympics that is Prom for our youthSHOUTS to my IG Email Posse brought to me by

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Yo, how did Biggie and Jan's East Coast asses end up with a California Girl?T'Yanna, Biggie's daughter with his first babymama, Jan, is a teen now. (Dayum! I feel ANCIENT! Remember her THEN?!)Peep her speaking on her daddy's biopic, "Notorious" while sounding like an extra in the movie, "Valley Girl."Video Highlight: 5:43 mark where T.T. speaks on B.I.G.'s protege, Lil' Cease getting a lil'

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'106 &amp; GOON,' Algernod?Like: For Real? Was the intersection of '13th and NiggerCoonSambo' already involved in the production of another live video show? Now that Obama is in the h-h-HOOOUUSE, we have no time for the shenanigans above. We need to leave that shit in the Ig'nit Administration. We're trying to hop up out the beeeeddddd; turn our Barack and Michelle OOOONNNNNNN!!!Get like US.

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Here's 2 great examples of Fuck-uations......And if you're confused by my brand new noun, if you haven't already, watch both videos and I'll define at the end. Then, I challenge you to tell me you ain't have a tiny ounce of regret about giving the good gooshy gooshy away without any semblence of a rock, solid commitment.("D'oh?"...YEAH!)First up...one of the O.G. Queens of NY...MC Lyte "Poor

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Happy Hump Day, SavvyFAT'liens! Please enjoy the video featured above if you'd like a window into my mind to see the mood I'M in right now...Oh, and thank my boy "JF" aka "Uppity Dick" for the vid. Ninja knows DAYUM WELL I wanna take it there, but is acting like his dick is wrapped in Werther's Originals or some shit...UGH!Anywhoo...<Mary/K-Ci>If fuckin' dudes is all that I have to dooooooo!/I

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...and by 'N' I mean 'NEW PRESIDENT,' SNITCHEEEZZZZ!!!!1) How muthafucking HAAARRRDD are Jeezy and Jay going on the remix to the Obama ode, “My President’s Black?” Like: Fa real, tho! 2) Have you ever heard the following sentence: "I want a jheri curl right quick..."3) How do you think James Evans kicked it to the fly, young honey that was Florida?Think he asked her if he could have the pleasure

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Damn, Dame Dash: Since you're no longer able to Roc-A-Fella, guess you gotta Barack-A-Fella, no?My girl, Fre, caught this "Hope Hustler" over the weekend while in DC for the Inauguration festivities.And even though I'm BEYOND embarrassed, sitting here with my fanguhz crossed hoping these pics don't get in the hands of "company," I can't even be mad at Barack's "Bruh'man" for slainging that Jovan

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Happy MLK Day, folks! I hope you're also enjoying the holiday off. If not, **laughs uncontrollably as I sip my Two-Buck Chuck from my couch while sporting the finest knockoff Tommy Hilfiger tank dress my mama's 1996-vacationing-in-Acapulco $$$ could buy**SUCKS FOR YOU! Just kidding, folks. You know I luhh y'all like fat kids love the ice cream truck. And I didn't come here to hate on your

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...for "Infidelity"(You'll get it in a minute, home skillet...)"Happy" Monday, all!**sips coffee; punches calendar in the dome**I'm running on 'E' like a muthatoucher, mayne as I just got in from a solo drive from Vegas and I'm BEAT like Suge on LA concrete, man. This coffee ain't doing a gotdayum thang for me and I'm rocking the same pants I had on yesterday. **pours out a lil' Tide for the work

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Sending text messages, saying things I don't really meanLike, "Yeah, I like how you spent your cable bill dough on them Red Monkey Jeans"Kissing on lips I could care less if I touchWhile wondering, silently, "Damn, must I introduce this niglet to a brush?"Dealing with a Ralph Tresvant-type who does WAAAAYYYY too much fussin'A muthafucka who had the NERVE to ask me: "Why didn't you act like you

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As of TODAY, I have exactly 1 month (**criiiiinge; teeth chattering nervously**) left as a Deuce-8 year old.As of TODAY, YOU have exactly 1 month to get me gifted. GET ME GIFTED! [/Savvy FIERCE]And if you don't know what to get for your Savvy, here're a few demands! ideas.CHOOSE 1.*************Cuz I'm tired of looking like a young, pre-jheri curl AND minky yaki lacefront Michael Jackson by the

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This goes out to my San Diego:Coach Carriers Dooney Danglers Louis Luggers Gucci Graspers Patron Pourers Henny Holders iPhone FlossersBlackberry Braingers G1 Janglers You showed me you got it. Now make it drip like wah-duh.Holla at me or text 619-971-1384 for more infoDo something with your $$$ other than try to make someone else feel less than!BIG UP instead of BRING DOWN, ya punk clown!

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Watch this, ya punk bish.TELL ME Soulja Boy, Gu-chay!, and Shawty Old Lo and their Romper Room raps on "Gucci Bandana" ain't knockin', though. This is THE SavvyFatty Shower Monkey-Shakin' shit right now!Now, say the title of the post aloud.You over there rockin' now, ain'tcha?So last week, my TWomegirl, Shercole of Minority Weirdos, brought, "Coochie Vendetta" into my life's lexicon by stating

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