S A V V Y FATTY! Bet I have you NEKKID by the end of this blog

Sporty Shorty

2010-07-26T04:00:00.000-07:00

Oooh! I've always loved a jock.HOWEVER...If I seen my man in one of these, he'd be giving me SOMETHING'Cept it WOULDN'T beCOCK."_`

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

Barks and Recreation

2010-04-06T04:07:00.000-07:00

Ever been enthralled with stuff...That had Paws. Claws...or Fluff?Treated 'em like Lil' Dolls and suchFor their love you'll take a Pause to touch... ??? Well, if not you (howcouldjoo?!), meet...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

BIG BODY-ODY!

2010-02-23T06:11:00.000-08:00

Didja see me?I'm F A M O U S. **shouts to my Phya girl for the feature. Here's to hoping I rep'd the Thick Snack Brigade with pride and honor. HOLLER!**

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

Three-OH! Flow

2010-02-22T07:13:00.000-08:00

High.**waves excitedly** Remember MOI?NO?! :'(QUIT LYIN'!...or truth-telling. :'(I apologize for my absence. But Life has been calling and I've been pressing "Talk."I've been through so much, GREAT...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

Chris Blouse

2009-07-22T08:56:00.000-07:00

By now you've all seen the Chris Brown apology video where he could have spared us the two minutes of bullshit boo-hoo'ing in a bitch blouse by simply exclaiming:"Mama, I Wanna SAING!...and get the...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

B.E.Teamwork

2009-06-29T08:22:00.000-07:00

So, after spending the day soaking up sun at the beach and the evening eating some of the BAWSSest azz sushi San Diego County has to offer, I get home and realized I've already missed 43 minutes of...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

Emo Supremo

2009-06-17T09:23:00.000-07:00

...Cuz sometimes the fun and games must CEASE.And I must unleash the baneful beast brewing inside of me.I'm killing me softly with the mundane of mediocrityBoth me and the train're headed for the...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

I'm On A Romantic Blog

2009-06-04T21:22:00.001-07:00

Happy Emm'effin' Friday, Folks!Thank God we made it...especially since every Monday morning I'm not so sure I can complete those 40 hours SANS bodying a fool or scaling my desk, cardigan tied around...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

I'll Suck Yo KNIT

2009-06-04T11:42:00.000-07:00

If you're reading this post, it's cuz Her Royal Headwrapstress has yet to respond to my request for tickets to her show in San Diego tonight. **pours out a LOT of disappointment**So, to show her that...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

Badu You Got Some Tickets?

2009-06-04T04:30:00.000-07:00

Ok, so this is no musical memory, but it IS dedicated to 1 of THE baddest bitches in ANY musical genre. So today we'll discuss the topic that is GETTING ME SOME TICKETS TO ERYKAH BADU'S CONCERT...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby Batter

2009-06-03T05:45:00.000-07:00

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'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

Cuz I'm BLACK, Y'all!

2009-06-01T12:00:00.000-07:00

Happy Black Music Month!For those living under a cock for the past few, each June we celebrate the unique musical talent, creativity, and achievements of Black artists.And, iffin' I get the time away...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

Guess Who's FIZZAT?

2009-05-22T04:15:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I know: It's been a LOOONNNGGG azz time, so here's some hugs & kisses for youHowever, this is no social visit, so no grinning and displayage of toothBarack is in office and I thought we'd...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

Malibu T'Yanna

2009-01-30T10:29:00.000-08:00

Yo, how did Biggie and Jan's East Coast asses end up with a California Girl?T'Yanna, Biggie's daughter with his first babymama, Jan, is a teen now. (Dayum! I feel ANCIENT! Remember her THEN?!)Peep...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

Bush Era Bullshit

2009-01-30T08:46:00.000-08:00

'106 & GOON,' Algernod?Like: For Real? Was the intersection of '13th and NiggerCoonSambo' already involved in the production of another live video show? Now that Obama is in the h-h-HOOOUUSE, we...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

Fuck-uations

2009-01-30T07:16:00.000-08:00

Here's 2 great examples of Fuck-uations......And if you're confused by my brand new noun, if you haven't already, watch both videos and I'll define at the end. Then, I challenge you to tell me you...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

Barely Legal

2009-01-28T06:00:00.000-08:00

Happy Hump Day, SavvyFAT'liens! Please enjoy the video featured above if you'd like a window into my mind to see the mood I'M in right now...Oh, and thank my boy "JF" aka "Uppity Dick" for the vid....

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

3 Questions: The Obama's Dat 'N!' Edition

2009-01-26T04:00:00.000-08:00

...and by 'N' I mean 'NEW PRESIDENT,' SNITCHEEEZZZZ!!!!1) How muthafucking HAAARRRDD are Jeezy and Jay going on the remix to the Obama ode, “My President’s Black?” Like: Fa real, tho! 2) Have you...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

HOPE Hustle

2009-01-22T08:55:00.000-08:00

Damn, Dame Dash: Since you're no longer able to Roc-A-Fella, guess you gotta Barack-A-Fella, no?My girl, Fre, caught this "Hope Hustler" over the weekend while in DC for the Inauguration...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

Do You Wanna Love SOMEBODAY?

2009-01-19T10:40:00.000-08:00

Happy MLK Day, folks! I hope you're also enjoying the holiday off. If not, **laughs uncontrollably as I sip my Two-Buck Chuck from my couch while sporting the finest knockoff Tommy Hilfiger tank...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

3 Questions: Brought to you by the letter 'I'

2009-01-12T08:42:00.000-08:00

...for "Infidelity"(You'll get it in a minute, home skillet...)"Happy" Monday, all!**sips coffee; punches calendar in the dome**I'm running on 'E' like a muthatoucher, mayne as I just got in from a...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

Like A Chump

2009-01-07T09:05:00.000-08:00

Sending text messages, saying things I don't really meanLike, "Yeah, I like how you spent your cable bill dough on them Red Monkey Jeans"Kissing on lips I could care less if I touchWhile wondering,...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

28 With A Bullet

2009-01-03T12:20:00.001-08:00

As of TODAY, I have exactly 1 month (**criiiiinge; teeth chattering nervously**) left as a Deuce-8 year old.As of TODAY, YOU have exactly 1 month to get me gifted. GET ME GIFTED! [/Savvy FIERCE]And...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

Floss for A Cause

2008-12-19T03:44:00.000-08:00

This goes out to my San Diego:Coach Carriers Dooney Danglers Louis Luggers Gucci Graspers Patron Pourers Henny Holders iPhone FlossersBlackberry Braingers G1 Janglers You showed me you got it. Now...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.

Coochie Vendetta Coochie COOCHIE VENDETTA

2008-12-17T10:15:00.000-08:00

Watch this, ya punk bish.TELL ME Soulja Boy, Gu-chay!, and Shawty Old Lo and their Romper Room raps on "Gucci Bandana" ain't knockin', though. This is THE SavvyFatty Shower Monkey-Shakin' shit right...

'Cuz like a meal...I NEVER met a topic I didn't like.