Soccergirl, Incorporated

06.10.09 SG #317 Genetics

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:12:22 +0000

My genetics summer, 2009

05.21.09 SG #316 Stress

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 22 May 2009 02:54:09 +0000

Pain is a subjective state

ASG008 Pirates, Free Drinks and Star Trek

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 18 May 2009 21:06:02 +0000

Is a cherry a berry?

05.14.09 SG #315 Libertarians

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 14 May 2009 22:22:15 +0000

I need a prophylactic psychotropic

ASG007 Pinky Toe, Talking Dirty and Breasted Americans

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:03:11 +0000

Verne Troyer is such a cute little pinky toe

05.07.09 SG #314 Neo-Nazi Baby Shower

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 08 May 2009 00:51:21 +0000

Ryan's radishy ingrown toenail

04.30.09 SG #313 Murder in the Heartland

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 01 May 2009 02:42:20 +0000

A nipple in the butt

ASG006 Oprah, Exes and Hands Off

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:18:55 +0000

Exes are like Wonder Woman Pez...

Ask Soccergirl Schedule Revised

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:52:35 +0000

Okay, so my original schedule idea blew. Ask Soccergirl will now be a Monday show. Starting tomorrow, Ask Soccergirl Mondays from here on out. Sorry for the confusion. Love, Soccergirl

04.23.09 SG #312 Coagulum

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:21:41 +0000

Rectal probe electrostimulation and artificial chimp vaginas.

Update

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:28:57 +0000

Just a quick note for the true believers

ASG005 Getting Girlfriends and Organ Donation

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:33:23 +0000

Girlfriends are like giant squid

04.09.09 SG #311 Asian Monkey Plug

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 00:08:30 +0000

Vagina cement.

04.02.09 SG #310 Chasing el Chupacabra

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 23:05:32 +0000

Investigating the legend

ASG004 Memory Lane, Babies and The Economy

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:44:06 +0000

A public beach and Plan B.

03.23.09 SG #309 Judge Mental

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:05:54 +0000

A buttery little cup of soupy tea

03.04.09 SG #308 Clit Boner

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 23:43:54 +0000

Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church are coming to Albany!

ASG003 Aliens vs. Robots

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 20:39:07 +0000

Visit the Ask Soccergirl website for more information. Or just SUBSCRIBE: Regular format works on ipods, streams Large format works well on large screens including Apple TV What is the difference between robots and aliens? Today’s question is from Eliza in MA. Enter the Ask Soccergirl logo contest and see your design get world famous! SUBMIT A QUESTION! Please use my [...]

ASG002 Decisions, Ninjas and Movies

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:58:02 +0000

Download here Visit the Ask Soccergirl website for more information. New feed to subscribe to, coming soon! Why do women have such a hard time making decisions? Is being a soccergirl like being a ninja? What kind of movies do soccergirls like? Today’s questions come from Brandon in Oklahoma, Sarah B. in California and Jason in [...]

02.12.09 SG #307 Transvaginal Nephrectomy

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 19:03:38 +0000

Download Even the most extreme humans are still lame by animal standards. So Christian Bale went crazy. So sue me. Ryan’s statistics test. Transvaginal nephtrectomy and/or natural orifice surgery (out the vagina). The difference between serials and periodicals. The Central Law Journal. American Lumberman. Titanoboa! If you had a snake that big… you could ride it! [...]

ASG001 Kissing and Farts

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 15:36:00 +0000

Ask a hot chick the kinds of things you're too afraid to ask hot chicks. And definitely call her a chick. She loves that.

01.27.09 SG #306 Dogfish Head

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:01:02 +0000

Welcome to pickle time!

FM002 Karate Chop

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 23:05:19 +0000

Boost your self esteem by getting proactive

01.11.09 SG #305 An Important Announcement

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:58:33 +0000

Download A gingerbread Ryan I made. Welcome to the show! The Limited Edition Fall Series of Miller High Life Light: “enjoy after the adventure.” The many applications of that play-a-song-when-you-open-it greeting card technology. Ryan P. on Seven Second Delay, Joe Biden, my new magical toothbrush, and our incredibly important announcement! In addition to a magical toothbrush [...]

01.05.09 SG #304 Obluberated

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:09:13 +0000

Download Happy New Year, everyone! I’m back after a very hearty holiday. Holy shit it’s snowing. My stomach hurts from laughing and I’m wondering if this is what baby-having women call a good pain. I haven’t talked for a long time (or I hadn’t before the holiday). Some weird freestyle singing. A question from Clay envokes [...]

FM001 The Feisty Meatball Experiment

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:26:47 +0000

Download here Quirky, smirky and smoove A sketch comedy show about being a strong woman in a hard world where money talks. Feminism will never be boring again with Feisty Meatball! Ask the crystal meatball your toughest questions. Follow the philosopher’s meatball from here to eternity. Get fashion tips from the cutest and brightest. Feisty Meatball: An exuberant, spirited [...]

12.09.08 SG #303 Christmas Tree

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:36:46 +0000

How can you call yourself a shop of a thing if you don't even have the thing you're a shop of?

11.26.08 SG #302 Thanksgiving Special

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:50:02 +0000

There is a fire in my loins and it is not from turkey

Moving Day!

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 21:40:32 +0000

Dear Beauties, Ryan P. and I are in the middle of our move from Germantown to Albany and since we don’t have Internet hooked up at our new place yet, I’m going to be slightly out of touch for the next few days. As soon as we get somewhat settled I’ll be posting a moving [...]

11.05.08 SG #301 Resurrected

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:01:48 +0000

I'm back, suckahs!

10.21.08 SG #300 A Differentlytarded Anniversary Special

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:11:46 +0000

Everybody in the world, you mean the world to me

10.07.08 SG #299.5 Golden Showers

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:01:05 +0000

Sean McCabe's hit single

10.02.08 SG #299 Hokey Pokey

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:56:25 +0000

I'm a mac and I know that.

Come to my party!

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:28:39 +0000

Santa Fe 52 Broadway Tivoli, NY 12583 Santa Fe is where I work. It is an easy and cheapish ride on the train from NYC and an even easier and cheapier drive. Oh how I hope to see you there!! Love, Soccergirl (more information below) Amtrak stations near Tivoli: * 10 miles: RHINECLIFF-KINGSTON (RHINECLIFF, HUTTON & CHARLES STS.). Services: ticket office, partially wheelchair accessible, [...]

09.25.08 SG #298 The Galapagos, Part One

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:34:35 +0000

Galapagos, I love you!

09.18.08 SG #297 Soccergirl’s Dragon*Con, 2008

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 02:16:33 +0000

Menu from which I pick weapons.

09.11.08 SG #296 Dry Idea

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 01:52:38 +0000

Try it in your butt.

09.05.08 SG #295 An Interview with James Randi

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 04:56:02 +0000

James Randi and me.

Galapagos Bond Girl

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:16:31 +0000

On the shore, originally uploaded by George Hrab.

08.29.08 SG #294.5 Dragoncon, Ho

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:52:29 +0000

A quick update before the live extravaganza!

08.23.08 SG #294 Back from the Galapagos!

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 18:25:26 +0000

Thank you George Hrab and the JREF!

08.07.08 SG #293 Dawnapadrewzatwoza 1

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:16:07 +0000

A teaser.

08.03.08 SG #292 Just a Muscle

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:45:49 +0000

Download the show here sucka: Download From DnD 365 (also from Baltimore) I’ve been on fiyah and I think it’s because I’ve been reading my head off lately. Sometimes it just feels hectic inside my head but other times I’m able to laser beam it right out. I’m a regular mystery. I’m an irregular number. I’m a particle [...]

07.27.08 SG #291 Ryan’s Passenger

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 18:46:30 +0000

A brilliant, confident pair of tits.

07.20.08 SG #290 Mythbusters

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:23:22 +0000

The Amazing Meeting, Part Three

07.15.08 SG #289 Bird Flu

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:57:18 +0000

Cutting edge fucking podcasting

07.09.08 SG #288 Dawn-a-pa-Drew-za-two-za

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:39:47 +0000

A hearty recap with Dawn and Drew

07.02.08 SG #287 Straitjacket Escape

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:01:07 +0000

The Amazing Meeting, Part Two

06.28.08 SG #286 The Amazing Meeting, Part 1

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:10:39 +0000

The Universe is a fucked up place

06.27.08 SG #285.75 The 300th Episode Promo

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 23:33:30 +0000

Play it as you will, homes.

06.25.08 SG #285.5 Quick Update

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:09:33 +0000

The Amazing Meeting

06.13.08 SG #285 Soccergirl Does Balticon

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 22:55:23 +0000

Footage from the live show and so much more.

06.06.08 SG #284 Soccergirl Live

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 23:29:33 +0000

The annotated live episode from Balticon

05.30.08 SG #283 George Hrab

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 31 May 2008 01:21:54 +0000

Suspended from the rafters for this silent movie.

05.19.08 SG #282 Sissy Test

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 19 May 2008 22:16:44 +0000

I had a fight with a dude in a wheelchair once

05.14.08 SG #281 A Walk in the Woods

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 14 May 2008 18:09:23 +0000

Soccergirl and Ryan P. adventure in the great outdoors.

05.09.08 SG #280 Anorectal Bleeding

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 10 May 2008 00:30:29 +0000

To a bear, what is reality?

05.03.08 SG #279 A Snarky Meatball

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 03 May 2008 23:28:15 +0000

Yeah, I think you could say it's pretty Shakespearean.

04.26.08 SG #278 The Goliath Bird Eating Spider

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:16:05 +0000

I think I'm the weisenheimer.

04.20.08 SG #277 Dick Lover

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:45:17 +0000

An ode to Richard Dawkins.

04.14.08 SG #276 I Am Still God

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:34:40 +0000

Thomas Aquinas, eat your heart out.

04.10.08 SG #275 Trode Salve

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:39:50 +0000

Download the show here sucka: I was just packin’ up some merch. How ’bout them 49ers. This is my nutshell. If you get the newsletter then you already know about the amazon.com situation. If you don’t get the newsletter, you can sign up here. Here’s the story: As you probably know, after nearly a year of [...]

04.05.08 SG #274 Me Migraine

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 16:08:11 +0000

I wonder if Mr. Tumnus ever had tongue numbness.

03.30.08 SG #273 The Pre-Edison Phonautograph

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:40:51 +0000

Consider my self's back, patted.

03.27.08 SG #272 Dreamland of Tibet

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:21:14 +0000

Soccergirl, Inc. was there before the uprising.

03.21.08 SG #271 Rip You A New Jesus

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 01:54:52 +0000

Feeling my breasts until the break of dawn.

03.17.08 SG #270 Burlington, 2008 Part 2

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:58:39 +0000

My head is so preciously small.

03.13.08 SG #269 Burlington, 2008 Part 1

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:40:10 +0000

No hair going up means levitation is real.

JACK WAKES UP

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:54:58 +0000

A free PDF of Seth Harwood shakin' 'em down.

03.07.08 SG #268 Dumb Design, More Like

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:45:03 +0000

Dear Ryan, Won't you tell me the story of John DeLorean?

03.01.08 SG #267 My Bloody Something

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 17:48:09 +0000

Who farted? Was that you, listeners?

02.24.08 SG #266 Cocksuck my Vagina, God

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 23:46:59 +0000

Dude, where's my automobile?

02.20.08 SG #265 A Podcast Fiction

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 23:43:52 +0000

Soccergirl interviews Seth Harwood

02.16.07 SG #264 V-A-L-E-N-T-I-N-E

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 19:32:56 +0000

Happy belated Valentine's Day, listeners!

02.11.08 SG #263 Bastard Sons of God in the News

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:31:38 +0000

Squinch your butthole up just a little bit right now.... for me, listeners.

02.07.08 SG #262 Fuck You, Fox News

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:17:04 +0000

Soccergirl vs. Fox News Religion Correspondent, Lauren Green

02.01.08 SG #261 Oh the Music II

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:33:04 +0000

You can play it for your friends or rub it on one of those new-fangled compact disks.

01.26.08 SG #260 Lead Singer, Legal Adult, Lady Killer

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 19:03:06 +0000

Anarcho power lifting with bionic arms

01.23.08 SG #259 Do You Remember Menudo?

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:29:53 +0000

Ryan P. is about to lay somethin' else on your penis

01.17.08 SG #258 Bawdies Rawkin’

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:15:18 +0000

I learned that from Cinderella back in Nam

01.13.08 SG #257 I’m More Like a Unicorn Than Anything

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 18:01:26 +0000

I'm writing this book. I'm drinking singer's tea. I'm writing this book.

01.08.08 SG #256 An Ideas Man

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:04:19 +0000

Introducing The Good Doctor

01.03.08 SG #255 Do it Like a Homie

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:43:28 +0000

You know you're missing out if you don't check me out

12.28.07 SG #254 Dona Nobis Pacem

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:55:01 +0000

Happy Boxing Day Boxing Day everyone!

12.23.07 SG #253 That Lobster We Had That Time

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 16:26:28 +0000

A tragically delicious video short

12.19.07 SG #252 A 2007 Soccergirl Christmas

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:49:18 +0000

Sleep in regular peace

12.13.07 SG #251 The Littlest Mohel

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:53:41 +0000

This will make your dick and balls feel really good

12.09.07 SG #250 De Rerun Natura

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 04:31:13 +0000

Ryan's winter jamz

12.05.07 SG #249 Finley Spruce

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 23:59:59 +0000

I gave her a poon job

12.02.07 SG #248 Invincible Donovan University

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:36:47 +0000

Dear listeners who believe in Homeopathy… You’re wrong.

11.27.07 SG #247 Spice Up You’re Chili

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 06:22:53 +0000

Duties VS. Doodies

11.21.07 SG #246 Based on Toy

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 23:52:01 +0000

Christ Allegory, Masturbation Reference, Top Secret Document, Car Bicycle Chase

11.16.07 SG #245 On Unions

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:30:32 +0000

On behalf of my hard working brothers and sisters of letters

11.12.07 SG #244 Mocktoberfest Episode Three

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:30:18 +0000

The Interviews

11.06.07 SG #243 The Occultivator

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 04:52:08 +0000

We need to start building splintles... if we're going to be protected when the plague comes... I mean the rage virus... I mean the flu pandemic

11.02.07 SG #242 Mocktoberfest Episode Two

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 20:34:18 +0000

The Geriatric Bugaloo

10.29.07 SG #241 Mocktoberfest Episode One

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 03:49:43 +0000

Introducing the Heroes

10.23.07 SG #240 The Fun Drive

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:12:40 +0000

The most un-selling-outingest entertainment around

10.17.07 SG #239 Canadian Thanksgiving

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 05:06:11 +0000

Why the Canadian Thanksgiving is lamer than the Original Thanksgiving which everybody knows was made in America

10.12.07 SG #238 Cuttyhunk Crack Dealer

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:32:07 +0000

People love crack

10.07.07 SG #237 A Snack Called Lunch

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:12:51 +0000

There's no such thing as safe sex when it comes to hearts.

10.02.07 SG #236 The Opposite of Prime Time

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:22:55 +0000

Remember folks, mutual stalking is a victimless crime.

09.29.07 SG #235 Pee on the Sting

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 00:55:19 +0000

Bowlingirl's confession, part two.

09.20.07 SG #234 Con-certo Number 2

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 07:01:18 +0000

Aquaman knows my town!

09.18.07 SG #233 The Long Con

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:37:45 +0000

Snow White in the hizzy

09.15.07 SG #232 Man on the Sturg

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:52:12 +0000

We're not just selling glass pipes and hemp lip balm... we're selling freedom.

09.11.07 SG #231 Fight me, I’m Irish

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:03:45 +0000

Ouch! Right on the nog

09.07.07 SG #230 Sturgis in my Nut Cell

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:29:36 +0000

Real live boobs and they're not even mine

09.05.07 SG #229 The Con

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:01:09 +0000

Mister Spock and his Spocky jock

Comments

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 17:35:01 +0000

Because of a stupid wordpress spam blocking thingy gone horribly awry, many hundreds of your dear comments have been erased, never again to grace us with their commentiness, and I’m all crushed up about it. Also I’m sorry! I’m working on moving all this shit to a futury new location with an expert comment mechanism [...]

08.30.07 SG #228 Foot Operated Queef Pump

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:33:21 +0000

If you were going on a desert island and you could only bring one line of incest porn...

08.26.07 SG #227 Interspecies Smackdown

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:36:34 +0000

Welcome to the 24th century, Soccergirl!

08.22.07 SG #226 Ryan’s Majestic Graduation

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 22:11:08 +0000

This is what you get when Soccergirl is your girlfriend

08.19.07 SG #225 Chinesed Ryan

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 19:24:23 +0000

Now with 100 percent more Ryan

08.14.07 SG #224 The Corn Palace

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 18:21:09 +0000

Having sex with a horse... at least you've got a ride home

08.10.07 SG #223 Active Denial Technology

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:39:46 +0000

The Bowlingirl investigation part four

08.02.07 SG #222 Powerbars for the Soul

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:27:55 +0000

Fuck the chicken soup guy

07.29.07 SG #221 Squanto St. Paul

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 00:08:44 +0000

Vote for the show at podcastawards.com!

07.25.07 SG #220 Oh the Music

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:56:36 +0000

The nomination mission was a success!

07.21.07 SG #219 Srgjan Kerim

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 17:46:15 +0000

A noodle to China

07.15.07 SG #218 Don Pablo

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 20:10:24 +0000

Hello! Hola? Speaka the English?

07.11.07 SG #217 Maintainium

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:10:02 +0000

An extremely rare and inert compound found only in peace time.

07.06.07 SG #216 America Bowls

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 02:46:06 +0000

Get that queef monkey off my frequency!

06.29.07 SG #215 Emperor’s New Condoms

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 00:09:46 +0000

Chemical rot is all a chemical's got

06.25.07 SG #214 Theoretically Possible Bob Is Back

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:54:24 +0000

This is cutting fucking edge podcasting

06.21.07 SG #213 Spontaneous Buddahood

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:06:58 +0000

Female ducks have very complicated genitalia.

06.16.07 SG #212 Magical Stan

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 16:17:34 +0000

Ruth Bell Graham wore lipstick because she didn't think it was a credit to Christ to be drab.

06.11.07 SG #211 Cockenpox

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 00:39:54 +0000

Now that's ironic. Alanis Morissette, take note.

06.02.07 SG #210 The Club Soda Challenge

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 20:16:08 +0000

America Democracy War Bad

05.27.07 SG #209 Tickle Chicken

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 28 May 2007 00:53:20 +0000

Hurray to Ryan for graduating!

05.22.07 SG #208 I Have Never Pooped in My Pants (and other tales)

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 22 May 2007 23:12:25 +0000

also Flintstones vitamins.

05.16.07 SG #207 Ryan’s Jazzy Ways

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 16 May 2007 22:19:07 +0000

Ryan will allow them to sprinkle his nuts.

05.11.07 SG #206 A Dead Baby Works

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 11 May 2007 22:51:43 +0000

The only thing that doesn't make me bored. Love, God.

05.07.07 SG #205 The Abortion Cast

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 07 May 2007 18:37:54 +0000

My abortion.

05.03.07 SG #204 Attention Replicator

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 03 May 2007 20:09:36 +0000

We didn't hire our tactical officer to sit on his butt when he's threatened!

04.29.07 SG #203 My Little Ponae

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:32:37 +0000

An exclusive interview with Alec Baldwin.

04.25.07 SG #202 Lt. Heinie Reporting for Doodie

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 18:42:36 +0000

God says homosexuality is wrong unless, of course, you're in Dubai.

04.20.07 SG #201 The 200 Video Epiversary

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 20:28:59 +0000

Prepare to embark on a Soccergirl, Incorporated journey through time out of mind and space incarnate.

Sicko Soccergirl

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 22:48:19 +0000

Hello True Believers, I would like to apologize for the unusually long lag between episodes. After busting my proverbial ass on audio show #200, I contracted a particularly vile form of the plague and have been experiencing varying stages of unconsciousness ever since. Today, praise be to heaven, I’m feeling better and am nearly finished [...]

04.13.07 SG #200 An Extended 200th Epiversary

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 17:45:58 +0000

Dedicated to my hero, Kurt Vonnegut (both late and great).

04.10.07 SG #199.5 Brother Love’s Soccergirl At Podcamp NYC

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:16:11 +0000

So I haven't finished the 200th episode yet... So what!? Wanna fight? It'll be out on the 13th, promise!

04.05.07 SG #199 Human Pupa

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:49:30 +0000

Take note corporate America! Everything's better fortified with baby puke.

03.30.07 SG #198 Two Short Films

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:24:22 +0000

Color Me Burkha and Post Traumatic Pussy Disorder

03.26.07 SG #197 Space Eggs

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 00:36:12 +0000

Don't forget to get the space eggs for the om-a-let.

03.22.07 SG #196 The Smurfs (uncut)

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 13:48:06 +0000

(uncut)

Ancestor

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 14:58:43 +0000

by Scott Sigler

03.18.07 SG #195 Smurf Love, Brother

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 21:46:37 +0000

A Buttery Little Schoolboy (for you to french).

03.14.07 SG #194 That Baby’s Daddy

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:22:17 +0000

Anna Nicole ended up paying me for sex.

03.10.07 SG #193 A Stringalong Golfer

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 21:14:11 +0000

It's all metaphorical, obviously.

03.05.07 SG #192 You Can Lick a Cop’s Asshole

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:50:28 +0000

Ryan didn't say poo-poo, he just said poop, but Jake definitely said poo-poo.

03.01.07 SG #191 Soccergirl and Ryan P. Do Vermont (part three)

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 21:22:27 +0000

The Eastern Spiny Soft Shell Turtle looks like Baron Harkonnen from the Dune movie.

02.27.07 SG #190 Megamist

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 15:32:23 +0000

I'd like to wake up someone else in the middle of the night crying like an idiot, but I'm a megamist. I married myself.

02.23.07 SG #189 Elephant Rape: Often in the Butt

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 03:48:48 +0000

A new song by The Calculus!

02.19.07 SG #188 Soccergirl and Ryan P. Do Vermont (part two)

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 18:08:09 +0000

I got microwaves measured in microwaves showing me ways to save giving me coupons!

02.15.07 SG #187 Didgeridon’t

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:17:24 +0000

By "totally radical" I mean politically rather than surfer, although sometimes the twain meet... just look at Keanu in Point Break.

02.12.07 SG #186 Soccergirl and Ryan P. Do Vermont (part one)

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:00:19 +0000

Zazztastic!

02.07.06 SG #185 How Am I Not Myself?

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:17:02 +0000

and what are these animal hands?

02.03.07 SG #184 Mag Neat-o!

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 20:37:49 +0000

The streaming graphics and pumping din of baselines from walls of stacked television monitors at Costco experienced a momentary lag, a wall of snow that jolted shoppers from the foolish, thoughtless stupor they enjoyed with passive acceptance on every other day.

01.30.07 SG #183 Bienvenudos America

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:43:13 +0000

She was about to close her eyes and spaz her duster arm around, when...

01.26.07 SG #182 Sex: It’s Probably How You Got Here

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:47:21 +0000

You sound unsoothing and also pretty chalky.

01.22.07 SG #181 Your Dying Mother

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 00:35:16 +0000

Dear Cindy, I am your dying mother.

01.17.07 SG #180 Get Up On My Nerts

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 21:08:35 +0000

Did I ever tell you about the time I went to a martial arts banquet and came home with a vagina in my head?

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 16:09:46 +0000

My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-5f7dd512d5bcddb50ca76be35be6610c}

01.12.07 SG #179 That Dog Pisses Me Off

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 19:35:58 +0000

I wish Showbiz Dad could by my dad, but he's so hot that I'd be embarassed.

01.07.07 SG #178 Added Pukey Flavor

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 22:29:11 +0000

Vomitol Toothpaste! Now with APF.

01.01.07 SG #177 Blood Burgers

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 23:42:17 +0000

There *are* no waters in Casablanca. I was misinformed.

12.26.06 SG #176 Boxing Day Bathcast

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 03:30:25 +0000

A short update... tiding you over with tidings.

12.22.06 SG #175 A Soccergirl, Inc. Christmas, 2006

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 20:58:36 +0000

You must have a computer brain or something!

12.18.06 SG #174 Stuffryans

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 00:41:48 +0000

Fruit salad stuffryan is one of my favorite kinds of stuffryans.

12.14.06 SG #173 In a World World

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 16:09:37 +0000

IN A WORLD where this IN A WORLD trailer is the only WORLD they know...

12.10.06 SG #172 Power Ups!

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 10 Dec 2006 21:29:39 +0000

Shaved balls are like prickly chicken skin... I really don't want to rub my tongue on that.

12.06.06 SG #171 Dear Aliens

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 20:38:50 +0000

While I can't speak for everyone, I come in peace.

12.03.06 SG #170 Nine Guts

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 22:11:15 +0000

and one gut would be bad enough!

11.29.06 SG #169.5 The Secret Episode

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 20:28:18 +0000

Bathcast with Smurf porn

11.28.06 SG #169 Smurf Porn Bathcast

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:21:05 +0000

The Secret Episode

11.24.06 SG #168 Masturbators Around Every Corner

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 23:22:35 +0000

Thanksgiving Boxing Day is whack.

11.22.06 SG #167 The First Thanksgiving (redux)

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 18:07:54 +0000

Turkeys in the news

11.18.06 SG #166 Scott Sigler

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 17:43:16 +0000

Is a bad mother

11.15.06 SG #165.5 Spooktacular! take two

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 03:49:25 +0000

Before it was spooko.k., now it's SPOOKTACULAR!

11.15.06 SG #165 Old Man Rumsfeld

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 18:27:17 +0000

Welcome to our democratic country! Yay!

11.13.06 SG #164 Spooktacular!

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:09:33 +0000

An extremely good time

11.09.06 SG #163 It’s Pronounced Ryan P.

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:17:10 +0000

the perfect man

11.03.06 SG #162 Bony Traits

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:22:20 +0000

I'm gonna have to invent a higher power... for some purpose.

10.31.06 SG #161 Satan’s Ball

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 21:27:39 +0000

A quick update. A happy Halloween. A happy birthday to my dad.

10.28.06 SG #160 Ride Donkey Ride

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 20:39:32 +0000

At the poor man's carnival, there are no horsey rides.

10.24.06 SG #159 The Calculus

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 20:18:07 +0000

Ryan and I try the perfectly legal hallucinogen Salvia Divinorum.

10.19.06 SG #158 Soccergirl and Ryan P. Do the Portable Media Expo, 2006

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 17:47:01 +0000

Terrifio!

10.16.06 SG #157 Commies

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:05:10 +0000

'I couldn't find the phone' is a good thing to say when you're screening your calls.

Streaming sucks

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 23:26:35 +0000

So, I was unable to get this shit working at the bar… Still, I’ll be recording everything and I’ll post it as soon as possible!! I’ll keep trying so check back. Love, Soccergirl

10.09.06 SG #156 Digital Anal Massage

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:12:18 +0000

In your reptile brain if nowhere else, you know you're missing out if you don't check me out

10.05.06 SG #155 The First Annual Soccergirl and Ryan P. Birthday SPOOKTACULAR!

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 20:22:20 +0000

And you're invited...

10.04.06 SG #154 Render the Kernel Impure

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 17:05:39 +0000

1,2,3, the first three numbers in the number system.

09.28.06 SG #153 EXPO 2006: The Arrival

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:00:30 +0000

Download the show here sucka: A quick guide to what we’re doing right now. Enter your email address (pretty please?) Shout outs, show notes, ephemera: – — The expo is coming up and, if you’d like to help us get there, you can send a donation below (even a teeny bit helps!) – The [...]

09.26.06 SG #152 Ready for Germ Battle

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:00:16 +0000

The whites of their eyes showing

09.22.06 SG #151 Chirp Burper

soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com (Soccergirl) — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 17:03:08 +0000

We're not talking about the universe and good and evil here, we're talking about presents.