SlimeKnights Classy Chat

And now the conclusion: "Burger Poop Sex" (Part 2).

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 22:17:00 +0000

matsam says:
are you done Princess?

Princessk492 says:
I don't know, are you

matsam says:
hum...

matsam says:
depends...

matsam says:
what do you have to offer?

Megalosaro says:
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess

Princessk492 says:
i'll show you mine if you show me yours

* Megalosaro

matsam says:
hamburger time again huh?

matsam says:
interesting...

matsam says:
Mind if I bring my handcuffs?

matsam says:
Saro already has his...

Princessk492 says:
sure thing, handcuffs are fun

matsam says:
You can strap us both, then it's up to you...

matsam says:
use them! QUICK!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

* Princessk492 rika straps mat and saro with rings of poop

matsam says:
oh...mmm...what are you doing with that dildo honey?

matsam says:
That's for Saro?

cloudsdream says:
hey!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby we can share

cloudsdream says:
that crosses the lone

MetroidXPS says to Princessk492:
Guys... knock it off

matsam says:
XD

cloudsdream says:
i know we are adults

cloudsdream says:
but sweesh

Princessk492 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
cloudsdream, if you think that crosses the line

Globe199x says:
for the love of god, don't scroll up

* Healuslol is mentally scarred

Princessk492 says:
haha

MetroidXPS says:
not funny

matsam says:
{lol_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
-_-;

cloudsdream says:
guys

cloudsdream says:
man

cloudsdream says:
i idle

Healuslol says:
so gross....

cloudsdream says:
and you guys make this into a rated MA chat room?

Globe199x says:
and then some

Princessk492 says:
{shrug_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
it's our sense of humor

matsam says:
{shrug_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
we're a crude bunch

matsam says:
it's RedSlime's fault!

MetroidXPS says:
it's disgusting

* matsam throws away handcuffs

Globe199x says:
"so what do you guys call your act?"

Globe199x says:
"The Aristocratsk!"

Megalosaro says:
THE ARISTOCRAT!

Healuslol says:
haha Globe

Megalosaro says:
I love that joke >_>

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
XD

Megalosaro says:
The bob sagat version is the ebst

matsam says:
"The kid's eye pops, he sees an opportunity"

* Healuslol listens to Promiscuis Daughter

Healuslol says:
XD

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , redslime25 !

redslime25 says:
Ok i'm back now

Princessk492 says:
promiscuios is a good song

Princessk492 says:
hiya

MetroidXPS says:
wb red

redslime25 says:
Did I miss anything?

matsam says:
you just missed it man

redslime25 says:
{shocked_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
you missed the best cybering eva!

matsam says:
oh...you missed the final blast

redslime25 says:
dammit

Globe199x says:
King Slime came in and started this crazy raunchy sex rant

cloudsdream says:
im disgusted

redslime25 says:
Haha oh that dawg King Slime

MetroidXPS says:
me too

cloudsdream says:
im glad zeefer left

Globe199x says:
Metroid too

MetroidXPS says:
You guys really went too far

redslime25 says:
Yeah Zeefer went way too far

Globe199x says:
Zeefer's mind is so pure and innocent

Princessk492 says:
Zeefer really did

Globe199x says:
it would have scarred him

redslime25 says:
He should be ashamed of himself

redslime25 says:
Pretending to be Sharjeel, just no respect for authority

Princessk492 says:
he should be banned for fraud

Globe199x says:
aren't there rules against that sort of thing?

* matsam nods

Globe199x says:
this chat room is supposed to be a comfortable place

Princessk492 says:
for the children!

redslime25 says:
I didn't think the Sharjeel impersonation was disguisting though, I mean, I thought it was a half-decent performance

redslime25 says:
Uncalled for, but you gotta commend the guy

Globe199x says:
if you're disgusted by transgenderism, you're a racist

Globe199x says:
that's what this is really about, I think

matsam says:
indeed

redslime25 says:
mat, grow up a little bit

matsam says:
...gah!

matsam says:
I know I'm not tall enough...

Princessk492 says:
yea, what the hell, it's ok to be transgendered

matsam says:
{cry_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
don't get you panties in a twist

matsam says:
yeah, I'd so be that if I weren't normal

matsam says:
wait...

matsam says:
twisted panties are a hassle

Princessk492 says:
are you going to say "what am I implying?" oh I think you know..

cloudsdream says:
guys please don't ever chat like that in the main chat

redslime25 says:
Left click "RedSlime25" and then click "Ignore".

Princessk492 says:
yea, you guys could have ignored us if it really bothered you'

cloudsdream says:
yeah

cloudsdream says:
but this is not the place for that

Globe199x says:
I don't think they should have to

matsam says:
Pushing the limit

matsam says:
it was an experiment

Princessk492 says:
lol shut up globe

Globe199x says:
go to private chat and say whatever you want

cloudsdream says:
exactly

Princessk492 says:
it wasn't even THAT bad

redslime25 says:
Frankly I don't want to live in a world where poop sex can't be openly joked about on a Dragon Quest fansite chatroom

Angelus says to cloudsdream:
If members abuse the chat rooms by posting obscenities, personal and racist attacks, alcohol and drug related content, or other out-of-hand comments

Angelus says to cloudsdream:
, the following will be the course of action: 200 points lost upon the first offense; 500 points lost upon the second
offense; membership termination upon the third offense.

cloudsdream says:
i know, but i don't think sk main chat should be getting into that kind of inuedo

Globe199x says:
it's inappropiate for this room and you know it

Princessk492 says:
hahaha red

cloudsdream says:
yeah

matsam says:
oh no! rules!

matsam says:
{rolleye_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
hehe

redslime25 says:
No alcohol related content here

cloudsdream says:
hey i love you guys, but i do not mind sending the classy part of the chat to KS

Globe199x says:
you shouldn't obey it because it's a rule, you should obey it out of respect for other Slime Knights

matsam says:
we were discussing Rika's blog after all

Princessk492 says :
hey, I don't care if I'm banned or lose mms, it's no big deal to me

redslime25 says:
ooohhh an ultimatium

redslime25 says:
I love it

Princessk492 says:
I can still chat with anyone who wants to talk to me

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room

Globe199x says:
there goes Angelus

redslime25 says:
I do not mind using the power of the internet to crush you

Globe199x says:
he's very uncomfortable around conflict

redslime25 says:
muhahahahhaa

redslime25 says:
HAX!

Princessk492 says:
lol and if not, I can just turn off my computer and talk to other people

Megalosaro says:
Can I tell a joke?

Princessk492 says:
sure thing!

redslime25 says:
I don't know Saro

Princessk492 says:
we're a jokey bunch here

redslime25 says:
Cloudsdream might be offended

Megalosaro says:
So this family goes to a talent agent

redslime25 says:
And send the log of you telling the joke to KS

Megalosaro says:
There is a father, a mother, a daughter and a son

matsam says:
pffft

matsam says:
hehe

Globe199x says:
uh oh

Megalosaro says:
you know, the typical nuclear family

redslime25 says:
You better stop Saro

matsam says:
offend alert!

Globe199x says:
cloudsdream, it's very important that you ignore megalosaro

redslime25 says:
Cloudsdream does not mind sending the classy part of the joke to KS

matsam says:
but...KS loves the classy parts!

Megalosaro says:
the father tells the agent that he thinks they have a class act

Globe199x says:
before the ** hits the fan

Megalosaro says:
so the agent asks to see

Globe199x says:
or the family, more likely

Megalosaro says:
the father begins by saying "knock knock"

Princessk492 says:
haha nice pun globe

Globe199x says:
{shrug_smiley}

Megalosaro says:
to which the mother says "who's there"

Megalosaro says:
and then the father says "cow sez"

Megalosaro says:
and the daughter says "cowsex who"

redslime25 says:
Saro seriously, Cloudsdream might get offended and tell KS on you

redslime25 says:
Stop now

Megalosaro says:
and then the father says "no you moron, cow sez moo"

Megalosaro says:
and then he punches her in the face >_>

Megalosaro says:
the end

Princessk492 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
{rolleye_smiley}

matsam says:
hahaha

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

Globe199x says:
now tell the one with Robo and Crono

Megalosaro says:
I have the best version of the Aristocrats joke

Globe199x says:
it had better be a real version, and not some lame trying-to-be-clever cop-out

Megalosaro says:
That was my joke >_>

And now presenting: "Burger Poop Sex" (Part 1).

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:29:00 +0000

Editor's Note: We have a special entry today for Thanksgiving. The editors and I have been waiting for the perfect time to post it, and there couldn't be any better moment than this. Happy Thanksgiving! We hope you already ate dinner.

* Healuslol shows off best assets

* redslime25 tosses up a brew dog to Rika

redslime25 says:
I just wanna get get get get cho drunk

Healuslol says:
you wanna rape this, baby?

Healuslol says:
XD

* Princessk492 vomits and applies the fangs

redslime25 says:
Get you drunk inside my humps

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

redslime25 says:
My humps. My humps. My lovely lady lumps.

Princessk492 says:
let's make loooooooove

* Healuslol Rika rapes other Rika

redslime25 says:
So Rika, let's say you and me, get busy... in helping you poop

Princessk492 says:
oh yea, stick it in so I can push it out

* matsam vomits

matsam says:
GROSS!

Zeefer says:
..............................................

redslime25 says:
Mmmmmm haaaaa, push it, p-p-p-p-push it REAL good

redslime25 says:
Salt and peppas here!

Princessk492 says:
oo baby baby! ba baby baby!

* matsam covers his eyes

* Healuslol grabs Matsams booty

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
ACK!

matsam says:
I'm getting raped!

Healuslol says:
I have all your treasure now!

matsam says:
no...wait...I'm getting surprise sex!

* Princessk492 touches matsam inappropriately

Globe199x says:
"BANNED"

redslime25 says:
You're all fired!

Princessk492 says:
let's have a sexay fivesome@

Princessk492 says:
!

Princessk492 says:

8

Princessk492 says:
wtf lol

matsam says:
haha

MetroidXPS says to Megalosaro:
girls don't have sex with you if you give them water

redslime25 says:
! 8

Zeefer says to Princessk492:
OUT OF CHARACTER

matsam says:
we're 11

matsam says:
a elevensome?

Princessk492 says:
eek! I'm sorry!

MetroidXPS says to Megalosaro:
"Look at me! I'm Zeefer! Go suck lemons and I'm on the lime gelatine and tax collectors and PBF! BLA BLA BLA"

* Princessk492 applies topicgel

Princessk492 says:
is that better?

redslime25 says:
I don't think an elevensome has every been attempted

MetroidXPS says:
Confusious say, “Stop looking for answers inside a freakin’ cookie!”

Globe199x says:
haha, that was my Zeefer quote

Princessk492 says:
i'll elevensome baby

matsam says:
I'm in!

* matsam gets naked

redslime25 says:
Confuseus say, "Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot."

* Princessk492 rika rips off pants

Angelus says:
confuse us?

Healuslol says:
I wouldn't mind it

* Princessk492 rika puts on wizard hat

matsam says:
Heal, you're in too?

Healuslol says:
I'm in

redslime25 says:
Yeah confuse us

matsam says:
get naked!

* Healuslol is naked

MetroidXPS says:
{no_smiley}

matsam says:
haha

matsam says:
you already were

Princessk492 says:
who likes bite secks!?

redslime25 says:
It is a joke, so what? wanna fight about it?

* Princessk492 rika exposes fangs

Megalosaro says to MetroidXPS:
bitsecks?

Megalosaro says to MetroidXPS:
I've never heard of bitsecks

MetroidXPS says:
{weird_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
well babay you'll know of it now

Princessk492 says:
bite bite

matsam says:
bite means dick in French

Healuslol says:
....

* Megalosaro has surprise seck with

redslime25 says:
Hey rika, let's play sexy dentist

MetroidXPS says:
I agree heal

Princessk492 says:
bite, dick, it's all the same

redslime25 says:
Open wide for me baby

* Princessk492 rika opens wide

redslime25 says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Healuslol says:
BUKAKKE!

Princessk492 says:
oh wait you meant my mouth

redslime25 says:
It's hidous!!

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
haha

redslime25 says:
Yes your mouth.

redslime25 says:
Please.

* Megalosaro has surprise sex with

Angelus says to matsam:
I've never heard it refered to as that

matsam says:
"Sorry! Come again!"

Princessk492 says:
sorry, I'll close my legs then

* Megalosaro has surprise sex with

MetroidXPS says:
-_-

redslime25 says:
Smells like a Boston harbourfront here...

matsam says:
bite is slang french

Angelus says to matsam:
must be a quebec thing

matsam says:
no

matsam says:
they use it in France too

Healuslol says:
< makes it stop

Zeefer says:
I want to visit quebec someday

Angelus says:
weird

matsam says:
you need to watch more movies

Healuslol says:
for somme reason

* Princessk492 rika bites heal

Zeefer says:
I hope they build a space elevator to it sometime soon

Angelus says:
parisian french sounds like they've got something hard stuck in their rear end

Angelus says:
so no thanks

redslime25 says:
They do, each other!

Princessk492 says:
i have something hard stuck in my rear end too!

matsam says:
"Québec, the amazing flowting continent!"

redslime25 says:
Har har har

Princessk492 says:
I just can't poo!

Angelus says:
haha

redslime25 says:
Princess, it looks like you got a whole hamburger up there

Princessk492 says:
help me push it out

matsam says:
oh god

matsam says:
tasy

matsam says:
tasty!

Princessk492 says:
i'll let you eat it

matsam says:
that's hawt

* Healuslol vomits

* redslime25 spanks that ass

redslime25 says:
Get of there burger!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

Princessk492 says:
spank it again

Princessk492 says:
harder

Healuslol says:
STOP

redslime25 says:
Welcome to Slime Knights Chat...

Healuslol says:
AGHH

Princessk492 says:
lmfao

matsam says:
You know you want some too Heal

matsam says:
you're DYING for some

Megalosaro says:
this might just qualify as the classiest chat ever

Princessk492 says:
oh i'll let you have some

matsam says:
cum and get it

Healuslol says:
ON YOUR FACE

Healuslol says:
XD

Princessk492 says:
cum and hamburger what a tasty meal

* redslime25 spanks it harder

Angelus says to Megalosaro:
classy != disgusting

redslime25 says:
Burger burger burger burger

redslime25 says:
Come to me!

Princessk492 says:
HNNNGG

Princessk492 says:
(angerpoo_smiley)

* Healuslol gets even sicker

* Healuslol dies

matsam says:
oh no you don't!

redslime25 says:
Quick to the McDonald's toilet!

* matsam thrown a phoenix down at Heal

redslime25 says:
I got the strainer

Princessk492 says:
it's diarhea!! it.. it won't stop!!

matsam says:
awesome!

matsam says:
everybody can get some

* matsam takes a big bucket

Tifa23 says:
mmmm...chocolate milkshake

Princessk492 says:
let's swim in it!

redslime25 says:
Ahhhh all over my hand!

Tifa23 says:
what a time for me to come back

Princessk492 says:
lick it!

* matsam puts some all over his hair

redslime25 says:
It's worse than the spread gun in Contra!

matsam says:
it's almost like an all-you-can-eat buffet!

Megalosaro says:
All you can eat!

Princessk492 says:
put it in your mouths!

Princessk492 says:
have you seen my balls?

redslime25 says:
what are these? corn kernels?

Healuslol says:
ICK

Healuslol says:
STFU

Princessk492 says:
I can't find my balls!!

Princessk492 says:
it's lost in the poo

matsam says to:
thatss aulreadee whot I'm dooing

Zeefer says to:
all right that's it

Zeefer says:
I'm outta here

*** Zeefer lost connection, left the room

matsam says:
That only makes more for me!

* matsam goes crazy!

redslime25 says:
Ironically, my love for all of you is like diarhea.. I just can't hold it in

* matsam grabs RedSlime

redslime25 says:
not surprise sex again...

Princessk492 says:
I think my love is ending

*** Tifa23 quit the room

matsam says:
HELL YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

redslime25 says:
You are all sick

matsam says:
no not yet Princess!

redslime25 says:
Sick f.ucking bastards!

Princessk492 says:
ok!

*** redslime25 lost connection, left the room

matsam says:
haha

Artwork corner.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 06:34:00 +0000

First guest strip!

Quote of the night.

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:43:00 +0000

"I like when PlatKing is here cause then I'm not the creepy old guy chatting with 16 year olds"
-redslime25

Discourse for the dimwitted.

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 02:33:00 +0000

MetroidXPS says:
I like chocolate miiiiiiiilk!

KiwiChan says:
*just runs around in circle until i get dizzy and smash into something*

KiwiChan says:
I LIKE POES!! ^^

MetroidXPS says:
I like like-likes!

*Tifa23 goes back to not paying attention to chat

MetroidXPS says:
hahahahah

Globe199x says:
hear hear

rpggamer79 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
{no_smiley}

The trouble with toddlers.

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:03:00 +0000

simpleman says:
hi

simpleman says:
HELLO

simpleman says:
ji

simpleman says:
hi

simpleman says:
princess?

simpleman says:
ANYONE

simpleman says:
ZOMG ANYONE

simpleman says:
ANYONE

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , redslime25 !

redslime25 says:
Hey everybody

simpleman says:
hi

redslime25 says:
Oh... simpleman is here.

* redslime25 sighs

*** redslime25 lost connection, left the room

And now presenting: "Surprise Sex."

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:52:00 +0000

Tifa23 says:
well, i'll be back in about 20 to 30 minutes....going for a jog

MetroidXPS says:
good luck

matsam says:
heh

matsam says:
don't jog in the traffic

Princessk492 says:
isn't it 1am for you too?

Tifa23 says:
2am

matsam says:
oh...right...

Tifa23 says:
no traffic

Tifa23 says:
it will be nice and peaceful

matsam says:
well then

MetroidXPS says:
There's always traffic where I live apparently...

matsam says:
don't get raped

Tifa23 says:
i'll be the only crazy person outside at this time

Tifa23 says:
i wont

Healuslol says to matsam:
not even funny

MetroidXPS says:
no mat...

matsam says:
what!

matsam says:
ah sheesh!

Tifa23 says:
well, i go idle now

Princessk492 says:
have a sense of humor guys!

Tifa23 says:
see you all in a bit

Princessk492 says:
k cya

Healuslol says to matsam:
rape is not a joke

redslime25 says:
peace out sista

matsam says:
where's the humour for raping jokes?

* Healuslol anal rapes matsam {tongue_smiley}

Healuslol says to matsam:
XD

Princessk492 says:
says the guy who said "better luck next time" to rika

matsam says:
not funny heal

MetroidXPS says:
we have a sense of humor, but soemtimes you have to know where to draw the line.

matsam says:
you bastard

matsam says:
{tongue_smiley}

Healuslol says:
"I almost got raped"

Healuslol says:
Better luck next time!

MetroidXPS says:
{think_smiley}

matsam says:
Metroid, you used to make smiley raping jokes too

matsam says:
{tongue_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
uh....

MetroidXPS says:
what?

matsam says:
Remember those? {liar_smiley,lol_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
That's not rape

matsam says:
or maybe

matsam says:
{liar_smiley,cry_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
yea it is, it's noserape

redslime25 says:
Yeah that is called nose-rape, that's why everyone did it

redslime25 says:
Anyone that has ever put those two smileys together, knowingly or not, has made light of rape

Zeefer says:
all right, I think we ought to clean things up here

Zeefer says:
reddy just drop it

redslime25 says:
sharjeel, I can do

redslime25 says:
Whatever the hell I want

Healuslol says:
reddy grow up

Healuslol says:
XD

* Zeefer sheepish look

Zeefer says:
ok, red, you're the boss

redslime25 says:
Plus sharjeel, I only reffered to the jerks as being those who target individuals to try and bring them down.

Princessk492 says:
hahaha

redslime25 says:
Not to everyone

matsam says:
so raping, is it funny or not?

matsam says:
or is it nose-raping only?

Princessk492 says:
funny unless you're being serious

matsam says:
that was so not serious

matsam says:
haha

Princessk492 says:
if you've seriously been raped: not funny

matsam says:
if someone is serious in the SK chat he/she has a problem

Healuslol says to matsam:
only if someone doesn't harbor bad feelings about rape

Princessk492 says:
if you're making fun of it: funny!

matsam says:
You think Tifa had bad feelings about it?

Healuslol says to matsam:
no....

matsam says:
I don't think so...heh

matsam says:
well it was funny then!

Healuslol says to matsam:
eh.

MetroidXPS says:
She's outside by herself....

redslime25 says:
matsam, you need to grow up a little

MetroidXPS says:
Xd

Princessk492 says:
lol

matsam says:
aw c'mon guys

Megalosaro says:
I don't believe in rape

Megalosaro says:
I prefer to call it surprise sex

Healuslol says to Megalosaro:
HAHAHAHA

MetroidXPS says:
It's ok mat

matsam says:
haha

matsam says:
I didn't mean to offence anyone!

Princessk492 says:
come on, we all know matsam is a joking kind of guy

Princessk492 says:
we can't take him seriously

Healuslol says to matsam:
mat...

matsam says:
some of you take things said in here too seriously

Healuslol says to matsam:
{liar_smiley,flush_smiley}

redslime25 says:
It all starts with jokes... next thing you know - someone is getting raped by matsam

matsam says:
I'm just stupid, laugh at me!

Princessk492 says:
lol

Megalosaro says:
Matsam rapes me 7 times a week

matsam says:
...gah!

matsam says:
shush!

Zeefer says:
yet at the same time, serious subjects like this should not be joked about, as they can hit home very much for some people

Healuslol says to Megalosaro:
we all rape you 7 times a week

Megalosaro says:
rather, he has surprise sex with me 7 times a week

Megalosaro says:
I have surprise sex with him twice a week

redslime25 says:
Sarry, just drop it

matsam says:
haha

* Megalosaro rapes redslime

matsam says:
So...much...Sharjeel!

matsam says:
ack!

redslime25 says:
Come on guys

Princessk492 says:
let's change the topic guys xD

matsam says:
uh...No.

matsam says:
XD

MetroidXPS says:
XD

* Healuslol molests Matsam

redslime25 says:
Yeah let's talk music... anyone like the song "Rape Me" by Nirvana ?

MetroidXPS says:
matsam loves my simplistic quote

Healuslol says:
there i changed it from rape to molestation

matsam says:
stop it heal, not in front of the ladies!

Princessk492 says:
matty you know i love you, but you need to stop this xD

MetroidXPS says:
"uh....no"

Princessk492 says:
actually, I like that song red

redslime25 says:
word

matsam says:
you forgot all the <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Princessk492 says:
lol

* Zeefer flips hair.

The trouble with teasing.

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:42:00 +0000

healuslol says to cloud1991:
so Cloudy said she'd marry me XDD

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
i will kick your a**

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
don't tease me

healuslol says to cloud1991:
she said it XD

cyberninja49 says to:
*tease*

healuslol says to cloud1991:
no lie

Zeefer says:
that's it

Zeefer says:
improper use of **

PrincessK492 says:
lol

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
freaking liar

healuslol says to PrincessK492 (private):
god I love messing with him

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
cloudy wil never marry u

PrincessK492 says to healuslol (private):
lol i know

PrincessK492 says to healuslol (private):
he's so immature

healuslol says to PrincessK492 (private):
although she did say she would XD

PrincessK492 says to healuslol (private):
i know XD

healuslol says to PrincessK492 (private):
we were just messing around

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
nice tease of the night

healuslol says to cloud1991:
Ask Princess

Zeefer says:
this will come to a dramatic scene because.... CLOUDY MUST DECIDE WHO TO MARRY IN 10 DAYS!!

healuslol says to cloud1991:
she knows that cloudy said it

healuslol says to cloud1991:
XD

cloud1991 says to PrincessK492 (private):
is he saying the truth.I bet he bribed u

PrincessK492 says to cloud1991 (private):
no, she actually said yes

cloud1991 says to PrincessK492 (private):
stop lying

cloud1991 says to PrincessK492 (private):
plz dont lie

PrincessK492 says to cloud1991 (private):
i'm really not lying

healuslol says to cloud1991:
she said "of course I'll marry my little balthier wannabe"

cyberninja49 says:
LOL

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
whatever

PrincessK492 says:
hey phantasystar commented:

PrincessK492 says:
"Their just a bunch of jerks trying to start trouble. Like morons that rank everyones submissions at 1 star to try and make theirs look better. I gave the pic a plus. It was a cute pic. "

redslime25 says:
Yo, phantasy star is a **ing idiot

redslime25 says:
I got in an arguement with that jerk on Dante's Casino too

cloud1991 says:
i got in a argument with healy

cyberninja49 says:
oh yeah

cyberninja49 says:
hes an idiot

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
anyone can say they will

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
and not mean it

healuslol says:
XD

healuslol says:
you still on that cloud XD

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
yes.i aint gunna leave till u admit it

matsam says:
admit what?

cyberninja49 says:
yo cloud chill

healuslol says:
XD

cloud1991 says:
i get mad at that

cloud1991 says:
cyber

cyberninja49 says:
what he say?

healuslol says:
I said Cloudy said she'd marry me

healuslol says:
XD

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
no she wont!!!

matsam says:
haha

Zeefer says:
ah, that

matsam says:
she will?

mist says:
what an argument

Zeefer says:
well, she has to marry someone!

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
not him

matsam says:
well, they go well together

matsam says:
{tongue_smiley}

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
out of everyone ou?

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
you

Zeefer says:
if she doesn't get married in the next week, SK will shut down!

cloud1991 says:
i cant take it anymore

PrincessK492 says:
lol

*** cloud1991 quit the room

matsam says:
yeah!

Discourse for the disapproved.

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:26:00 +0000

Angelus says:
know what north america needs more of?

matsam says:
FLs

Angelus says:
no

MetroidXPS says:
Xd

Angelus says:
Goemon

matsam says:
no

matsam says:
FLs

Princessk492 says:
haha

Angelus says:
... they originate from north america you fool

MetroidXPS says:
{think_smiley}

matsam says:
we still need more!

Healuslol says:
I agree

A debate on mockery.

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:55:00 +0000

healuslol says to kainnero:
do you know who wrote that or no?

kainnero says:
oh~~~~! the bitch came back the very next day! thought she was a goner but she just couldnt stay away

kainnero says:
sure knock my sandals off

healuslol says:
but that is reallyweird

healuslol says:
who would mock me but Red or Glowb xD

kainnero says:
lol

kainnero says:
well i have no love for red

kainnero says:
because he's an ass with no real claim

kainnero says:
at least jabba has a claim on english

Sharjeel says:
T___T What are we talking about?

kainnero says:
charlie for being evil in sneaking eb deals XD

Globe199x says:
talking about me??

healuslol says:
well that comment that said "Healuslol" was not Healuslol

kainnero says:
count being snarky

* Globe199x folds hands, leans forward.

kainnero says:
and me for being mighty midget XD

Sharjeel says:
Links?

kainnero says:
red just had no ID

kainnero says
>>

kainnero says:
let alone imagination

healuslol says to Sharjeel:
[Editor's Note: Link removed due to inabropriate content. We have to keep this site family-friendly!!]

kainnero says:
i can just delete it if it wasnt you

healuslol says:
plus IIRC\

kainnero says:
i dont like posers

healuslol says:
Count created the fivesome

Globe199x says:
created the fivesome?

Sharjeel says:
D= Someone made a comment in your name?

healuslol says:
yes

kainnero says:
i'll delete it

kainnero says:
kain dont like coward posers

kainnero says:
who ever did it has no balls

healuslol says:
& I say Interwebs

healuslol says:
not Intranets

healuslol says:
for all I know it coulda been Redslurm being Redslurm

Quote of the night.

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 05:13:00 +0000

cloud1991 says:
I remember the first time i seen a nice looking girl

cloud1991 says:
i was in no way going to come out of my room

An inside joke moment.

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 03:50:00 +0000

Angelus says:
http://zip.4chan.org/v/src/1176963518879.jpg

Globe199x says:
just says "4chan.org"

Angelus says:
those who know how to look at it will

Angelus says:
I'm not going to waste my time repeating it every time I post something

Globe199x says:
{shrug_smiley}

On the topic of Toys.

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:40:00 +0000

* cyberninja49 wonders what everyone is doing

Princessk492 says:
probably FLing, like the sick bastards they are

cyberninja49 says:
haha but what about Tifa?

Princessk492 says:
...

cyberninja49 says:
ok dont say it

Princessk492 says:
heheh

Princessk492 says:
the opposite of FL

cyberninja49 says:
didnt really think that one through

And now presenting: "Less Than Three."

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 04:13:00 +0000

Sharjeel says:
Matty. <3 Hola.

matsam says:
Sharjeel, why did you put a <3 in there...

Sharjeel says:
Because I love you mat, you sexy beast!

cloud1991 says to Sharjeel:
{lol_smiley}

matsam says:
{shocked_smiley}

matsam says:
wow!

mist says:
{shocked_smiley}

PrincessK492 says:
...awkward XD

Sharjeel says:
xD I prefer fawkward.

healuslol says:
Mattyyyyyyy <333333333

cloud1991 says:
XD

healuslol says:
XDDD

PrincessK492 says:
shar just likes your curly hair

Sharjeel says:
Everyone! Do it. It' s the new cool thing!

matsam says:
Am I that sexy tonight?

Sharjeel says:
MAATTTY <33333!

PrincessK492 says:
you brought sexy back, mat

Sharjeel says:
Matt, words cannot describe the emotions I feel when I stare at you. <_<;

matsam says:
yeah!

mist says:
OMG

Sharjeel says:
Is this..love? PLOT TWIST

matsam says:
dah dah DAAAAAAH!

Sharjeel says:
And the audience gasps!

PrincessK492 says:
and then you two gaze lovingly into each others' eyes

healuslol says:
gay lovers forever <3

mist says:
mmm mat and shar

mist says:
now what kind of children this would make

Sharjeel says:
xD

PrincessK492 says:
pretty boys with too much hair

healuslol says:
or something

* healuslol hugs 1991

cloud1991 says:
dont touch me fool

PlatKing says:
i never had any misunderstanding why KS picked you for a mod, because you kiss up on the site and thats all you'll ever do, just like you do on KHInsider, I'm done with arguing here

Sharjeel says:
Can you just shuttup? Your disgusting. We're trying to have fun here.

The trouble with trysts.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:42:00 +0000

simpleman says:
i wanna date red

Tifa23 says:
......................

Healuslol says:
Quote of the Night

Princessk492 says:
...

simpleman says :
you to tifa

Healuslol says:
Oh noez

simpleman says:
you to healuslol

Healuslol says:
oh gay

simpleman says:
im bi

Healuslol says:
I see XD

Tifa23 says:
i was just going to say swinger

Princessk492 says to Healuslol (private):
he's said things before randomly like "im a transexual" and "i like anal sex"

Healuslol says:
simpleman if you got within 5 feet of Red you'd explode

Tifa23 says:
{liar_smiley,lol_smiley}

Tifa23 says:
{whistle_smiley}

Healuslol says:
PANT EXPLOSION

simpleman says:
it doesnt matter what gender of they look good

Healuslol says:
XD

redslime25 says:
If you want to date me, you better put out on the first night

The trouble with trajection.

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:52:00 +0000

matsam says:
Do you guys find Yoshi sexy?

Smoochiebear says:
sure do... it's the tongue!

PrincessK492 says:
wtf mat? no

globe199x says:
maybe if I were a woman I would

globe199x says:
because of the tongue

MetroidXPS says to matsam:
No...

matsam says:
Just asking

PrincessK492 says:
lol

MetroidXPS says to matsam:
XD

Smoochiebear says:
wait... Mario's Yoshi, right?

matsam says:
yeah

cyberninja49 says:
Yoshi it a jerk

Smoochiebear says:
YES!

globe199x says:
Mario isn't Yoshi... I've seen them both together

PrincessK492 says:
Yoshi is cute and i would ride him, but not like that

globe199x says:
...or HAVE I?

globe199x says:
No, wait, yeah

MetroidXPS says to PrincessK492:
{laugh_smiley}

matsam says:
oh my Princess

Smoochiebear says:
suuuuure...

cyberninja49 says:
hahahahaha

matsam says:
you would not ride him like Mario?

PrincessK492 says:
lol

MetroidXPS says:
{fear_smiley}

matsam says:
then you would...

matsam says:
oh geez

cyberninja49 says:
stay classy

globe199x says:
you could get killed if it was one of the yellow stompy ones and he was on top

globe199x says:
or THRILLED

Quote of the night.

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 05:08:00 +0000

"I should be asleep but... I'm watching hard gay videos.."
-Zeefer

On the topic of Weather.

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:37:00 +0000

cloudsdream says:
my thing is i am anti-skirt

Globe199x says:
anti skirt! {smile_smiley}

Globe199x says:
for shame

Globe199x says:
ehh, smiley?

Globe199x says:
I don't remember typing that

PrincessK492 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
hm

cloudsdream says:
if i could destroy them id be happy

PrincessK492 says:
i like skirts :/

Globe199x says:
oh, probably I typed colon closed parentheses and then shift-homed to delete

Globe199x says:
but the smiey--- yes... type everything you're thinking, Jon

cloudsdream says:
well i don't XD thats where me and my religion clash

Globe199x says:
I mean globe

Zeefer says to Healuslol (private):
for the love of Robotsk! what is happening?!

cloudsdream says:
i hate skirt

cloudsdream says:
lenght is not even a factor!

Globe199x says:
"hoist those skirts a little higher!"

cloudsdream says:
women are so vulnerable in them XD

Globe199x says:
stay away from vents in the sidewalk

Zeefer says:
long skirts and picking flowers in a field is the best thing ever

PrincessK492 says:
you're only vulnerable if you look like a victim, no matter what you wear

Zeefer says:
I speak from 1st hand experience

Healuslol says to Zeefer (private):
see

Healuslol says to Zeefer (private):
Cloudy hates Skirts

Healuslol says to Zeefer (private):
XD

Zeefer says to Healuslol (private):
skirts are so cool!

Zeefer says to Healuslol (private):
this infuriates me

Zeefer says to Healuslol (private):
Indignation!

Globe199x says:
what if you wear things that do or do not make you look like a victim?

cloudsdream says:
yeah.. but i feel like a victim in them XD

PrincessK492 says:
globe i think your question is answered in my statement lol

cloudsdream says:
but they are so uncomfy

Globe199x says:
you're vulnerable to pro-skub terrorists if you wear an anti-skub t-shirt

PrincessK492 says:
i find them to be pretty comfortable

cloudsdream says:
i don't know... its like wearing a towel XD

PrincessK492 says:
i usually wear shorts or pants though

Zeefer says:
...!

Globe199x says:
you only look vulnerable to bullies if you wear a "Unicorn Power!" t-shirt

Zeefer says:
did someone mention those antiskub bastards?!

PrincessK492 says:
skirts i wear on to nice occassions or if i just feel like it and it's a nice day

PrincessK492 says:
hahah

cloudsdream says:
nice

cloudsdream says:
i don't know

Globe199x says:
someone mentioned the incident where a fight broke out because some pro-skub asshole couldn't keep his meaty fists to himself

cloudsdream says:
im not tomboyish, but im not girly

PrincessK492 says:
lol i suppose i'm pretty girly

cloudsdream says:
i wanna be asexual! then my life would be easy

Zeefer says:
it's best to wear a skirt when there is a stiff breeze

Globe199x says:
oh, well done

Globe199x says:
who ever would have PBFerenced THAT one?

And now presenting: "Fiery Hero Saga."

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:38:00 +0000

Globe199x says:
the only Saga game I care about is Fiery Hero Saga

Zeefer says:
I can't wait for the remake of 3 and the 4th one coming on next gen

Megalosaro says:
What is Fiery Hero Saga?

Globe199x says:
it's a cult hit

Megalosaro says:
LIES

Globe199x says:
...?

Megalosaro says:
there is no such thing

Megalosaro says:
>_>

Globe199x says:
no, check it out:

Globe199x says:
http://tinyurl.com/2t6lxz

Zeefer says:
but I have the original box with floppies for FHS1

A debate on misbehavior.

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 05:14:00 +0000

Angelus says:
Ugh

matsam says:
you didn't miss you participated

Angelus says:
Drop this bull**, please.

DarkHomer says:
oh ya

DarkHomer says:
THAT thing?

matsam says to Angelus:
don't read it lol

DarkHomer says:
damn wtf

Angelus says:
I'll have to put you on ignore until the thread goes away

Tifa23 says to Angelus:
lmao

matsam says:
You could just click that little "X" in the corner of the chat window too

Angelus says:
Honestly, I'd rather not have to

Angelus says:
Ok, cya in a week or so

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room

An inside joke moment.

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 21:34:00 +0000

Editor's note:
Sorry guys, we had to have Zenithian in this one for the sheer comedy of this entry. We'll try not to let it happen again.

PrincessK492 says:
aww, heal must not be a fan of BPS

Tifa23 says:
nahh

PrincessK492 says:
even though he started it

Zenithian says:
BPS?

Tifa23 says:
i teased him a lot last night

PrincessK492 says:
Battle Programmer Shirase

* Zenithian is not down with the acronyms

Zenithian says:
Thanks, PK

Discourse for the discarded.

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 04:20:00 +0000

jcneg says:
oh man that dude need a chill pill or something

redslime25 says:
yeah that redslime25 right?

redslime25 says:
totally needs to lay off

jcneg says:
i've read it 3 time and it still dosen't make sense

Zeefer says:
redslime is such a basterd

PrincessK492 says:
lol

redslime25 says:
dude probably hasn't been laid in years

Zeefer says to:
heh

PrincessK492 says:
maybe that's why he's so angry

Megalosaro says:
He probably hasn't been laid EVER

redslime25 says:
Woah hey Saro, be easy on the guy

A debate on material.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 21:31:00 +0000

Disclaimer: Several editors of this blog were opposed to the posting of this entry because of the mere mention of the name of the Slimeknights moderator Zenithian would bring down the classiness of our months of work. It is this author's guarantee that we believe in the out most quality of comedy and classiness. We will continue to deliver on that promise. So that being said; reader discretion is advised. If you have any comments or questions, there will be a email address at the end of the post to contact me directly. Your friend, RedSlime.

redslime25 says:
that's pretty balless kain, if you can't play a sport, be one

dargondarkfire says:
you know red... what you just said made no sense whatso ever

redslime25 says:
you know dargon, who are you?

redslime25 says:
are you new here?

dargondarkfire says:
..........

matsam says:
yeah, who are you?

torgo says:
come on though

torgo says:
Redlimp and PK both don't have balls

dargondarkfire says:
i'm dargon, devourer of you

matsam says:
Zenithian should come in here

torgo says:
It fits!

kainnero says:
uh

kainnero says:
princessk has a reason not to have balls!

redslime25 says:
Is the word 'dargon' slang for the male penis? Cause if so I don't want to be involved in anything you do to me

torgo says:
true, but still she could be red {tongue_smiley}

redslime25 says:
sorry torgo, I'm really red, all dudes tonight

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat, Zenithian

dargondarkfire says:
my name does not mean a males genitals

redslime25 says:
dude, why are you talkng about males genitals? that's gross

Zenithian says:
redslime, what are you up to? I thought you had quit SK...

redslime25 says:
Hey ... Zenithian? Who are you?

Zenithian says:
Someone who's been here longer than any of you.

Zenithian says:
You should know who I am.

kainnero says:
lol

redslime25 says:
Sorry doesn't ring a bell

dargondarkfire says:
he should know who i am to but he doesn't

kainnero says:
red hit his head on the way out

Zenithian says:
Maybe this will help?

*** redslime25 was kicked out by Zenithian

dargondarkfire says:
you know

Zenithian says:
Torgo, do you have the chat log of this?

kainnero says:
LOL

matsam says:
wasn't that a bit harsh?

kainnero says:
well

dargondarkfire says:
it feels stangely fuffilling that zen kicked him

kainnero says:
there was a few jokes i wanted to toss at him

kainnero says:
but oh well

kainnero says:
he'll be back

kainnero says:
he ran out of material

Zenithian says:
You'll get your chance maybe, kainny...that was just a 15 minute kick.

kainnero says:
and princessk isnt here to get chat logs for him

dargondarkfire says:
thought a kick was 10 minutes

Zenithian says:
It's 15 minutes.

kainnero says:
let's wait and see if he comes back

PlatKing says to Zenithian:
i did not see you boot red did i? {tongue_smiley}

dargondarkfire says:
still it feels like an acomplishment that zen kicked him lol

Zenithian says:
I had already seen enough to know he was up to no good, especially since he supposedly hates SK.

kainnero says:
but he still comes back

kainnero says:
he just hates it because supposedly we're not entertaining enough

kainnero says:
i mean us not entertaining?

kainnero says:
excuse us

kainnero says:
if he wants entertainment, he should pay for it

Zenithian says:
That's right, dd...that's all I needed to kick him, was for repeated harassment.

Zenithian says:
He's been around long enough to know the rules...I don't need to warn him, that's my option to do so.

healuslol says to Zenithian:
that's what Red does >.<

Zenithian says:
:(

Zenithian says:
Well now Red also gets his head bashed in with my ban hammer(TM), heal {laugh_smiley}

Zenithian says:
Actually, he needs someone to break their foot off in his ass

Discourse for the developing.

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 06:40:00 +0000

cloudsdream says:
cloud is very sad

oscarow says:
why?

cyberninja49 says:
poor cloud

* cyberninja49 hugs cloud

cloudsdream says:
cause no one has tucked me in for about 3 days!!

cloudsdream says:
he went off on vacation to kansas!!!

oscarow says:
......

CountSlime says:
i tucked your mom last night

cloudsdream says:
hehehe

* cyberninja49 tucks cloud in

oscarow says:
oh!!!

Quote of the night.

noreply@blogger.com (PrincessK) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:32:00 +0000

"I spent a year and a half on SK and all I got is this lousey DQ8 shirt, cell phone cleaner, cardboard display standee and time knocked off my life I can never get back"
-redslime25