Sh*t My Friends Might Like

Goodbye and Thank You!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 03 May 2010 11:42:00 +0000

After nearly 600 posts, we've decided to take SMFML out to the country where it can run free with other websites. It's been a fun run. Dirty and I have enjoyed sharing the world's idiocy with you every day for the last three years but the time has come to move on.

We thank you for your continued support of our juvenile sense of humor.

It's better not to ask

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 13:44:00 +0000

At least they know what they want

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 09:48:00 +0000

The secret to writing a song

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 11:41:00 +0000

What balls.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 11:39:00 +0000

These people are amazing. You have to have a great deal of self confidence to even admit you've watch a movie like the Goofy Movie but to get a bunch of people together to reenact it and put it on the internet takes a level of balls unseen since this guy.

whats in the fridge?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 11:36:00 +0000

I don't get what the angel is doing in there.

Baboon fight

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 09:49:00 +0000

I don't need any Internet quiz to tell me how awesomely badass I am. But, it doesn't hurt either so I took the following quiz and, as was already known, I'm one badass mother trucker.

I've been this guy!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 13:52:00 +0000

Birthday treat

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 12:59:00 +0000

Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.

He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.

But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster.

He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a cake.

‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville.

‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’

If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that’s alright then.

The frightening fun can be stopped at any time, which is handy for parents who have second thoughts and don’t fancy the cost of child therapy.

Deville said: ‘The clown will never break into a residence or show up at work. ‘It’s all in fun and if, at any point, the kids get scared or their parents are concerned, we stop right there.

‘But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless.’

Deville set up his Evil Clown service in Lucerne, Switzerland, after being inspired by some of his favourite horror films – possibly including Stephen King’s It and Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

The idea is unlikely to be popular with sufferers of coulrophobia – the irrational (irrational?) fear of clowns.

But Stephen Vaughan of Clowns International, said scary clowns could be as funny as their red-nosed counterparts. ‘I think what Dominic is doing is a great idea,’ he added.

‘Bringing a little bit of life and laughter into kids’ lives is what we are all about.’

Jam band fan or Taliban

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 10:25:00 +0000

Hippies and Terrorists: They both go unwashed for weeks. Sleep in tents. And are searching for a "higher plane" of conscientiousness.

Can you tell them apart?

Play more at Jam Band Fan or Taliban.

Drunk History

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 11:16:00 +0000

Step 1: Get really drunk. I mean shitty, fall down drunk.
Step 2: Talk about history.
Step 3: Get famous people to reenact the story.

Tax Day Beatches!!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 11:51:00 +0000

Today is April 15th so we at SMFML thought we'd share with our readers a blast from the past. Behold, the best damn tax preparers around. Its where we get our taxes done every year. Mo Money Taxes can help you go from No money to Mo Money in 24 hours.

A second commercial:

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Trust us, you'll be glad you did.

Mad Man Between Two Ferns

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 11:42:00 +0000

The most honest commercial ever

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 11:11:00 +0000

Did anyone else catch the part about his wife having a boyfriend?

Girlfriend doesn't listen

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 13:01:00 +0000

How do they even know this movie?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Some kids did Scarface as a school play. Yes, that Scarface. With all the coke and killing and cursing. My kid got in trouble for quoting Ron Burgundy in class and these kids are saying things like mother fudger in a school-sanctioned play.

Greatest Hockey Fight of All Time

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 11:26:00 +0000

Hockey is known for its fights but this one may be the best ever. It lasts more than six minutes, ten players and a coach were ejected and one team had to forfeit because they didn't have enough players to finish the game.

Galactic Empire State of Mind

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 11:07:00 +0000

I'm sure you've seen this before but I was on spring break last week and didn't get around to updating so screw off you judgmental bastards.

Metallica is smooth

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 11:18:00 +0000

I've heard a lot of covers/remakes of Metallica songs but this one is the best.

Facebook reform

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 12:16:00 +0000

Cruisin' with Jesus

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 11:24:00 +0000

Nothing says cool like a rap about cruising with Jesus.

Yet another Chatroulette video

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 11:16:00 +0000

Only in Japan

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 12:23:00 +0000

What's in our water??

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 11:32:00 +0000

If there's anything I've learned from listening to late night AM radio, it's that you should never trust the guvment. They use flouride to control our minds. They faked the moon landing, and they created the AIDS virus to kill gays and blacks.

But look at what they've done now. Who knows what they're putting in our water.

Folding Chatroulette

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 10:50:00 +0000

By now you've seen the piano improve dude on Chatroulette. Last week Ben Folds ~~stole~~ did a tribute to his idea live in concert.