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Funny Massage | ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING ANY LOVER

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 15:25:00 +0000

ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING ANY LOVER……

1. can sleep well.

2. can save time n money.

3. no missed calls at mid night.

4. No worries about how I look.

5. no need to activate cheaper call rate scheme.

6. no need to Recharge twice a day.

7. can talk to all boys n girls.

8. the most important, u can post this to any

group!!

So PROUD TO BE SINGLE........

Funny Text Massage | Bhengi Wife

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 16:45:00 +0000

Bhengi Wife:

Suno G Meri Aankhein Katrina Me Milti Hain Na..?

Husband (Tap k):

Abay Ye Aapas Me Nahi Milti,

Katrina Me Kia Khaak Milengi..

She Text Massage I Husband's Half Truth...

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 15:33:00 +0000

Wife: Why don’t you told me, you already have a wife named “Queen” before marring me???

Husband:

I told you, “I’ll love you like Queen”. Don’t blame me!

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Wife: Tum ny mujhe Shadi se phley Q nahe Bataya k……. Tumhari Phley sy RANI Naam ki Wife hai ?

Husband:

Maine Bataya to tha k Mein tume RANI ki tarah Rakhunga!!!!!!!

Naughty SMS | Girls Secret Talk

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:39:00 +0000

Girl 1 : Yar ya Larkay appas main kitni gandi batain kartay hain..

Girl 2 : Kitni Gandi ??

Girl 3 : Aray Jitni Hum Appas main kartay hain..

Girl 2 : Haye ALLAH Itni Gandi :P

Funny Text Massage | Kukar Punishment

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:07:00 +0000

TEACHER: Kal Skol Q Nai Aye Tm?

STUDNET:

Mje Bird Flu Ho Gya Tha.

TeaCHeR:

Ye To Murge Ki Bimari Hy?

STuDeNT: Apne Mje Insan Chora Hi Kab Hy?

Roz Murga Bna Deti Ho.............

Meri pehchan bas naam hi sahi

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 17:40:00 +0000

Meri pehchan bas naam hi sahi,

yaad na aaye tumhe itne badnaam to nahi.
hume bhul jana majburi hi sahi,
magar sachmuch bhul jao ye zaruri to nahi.

A Little but Sweet Love Story ...

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 16:52:00 +0000

"A Little but Sweet Love Story"

BOY:

Dekho mene naya cell lia!

GIRL:

Wah! chalo "Pearl Continental" me Party dedo!

In Evening, dey Went to "Pearl Continental"

(After Completing Dinner)

GIRL:

Oye! How did u Manage Money for dis Kind of Hotel?

BOY:

Cell Sale Kar dya!

Tum se barh k thori na tha IDIOT :-)

Doctor's wish..

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 18:14:00 +0000

Dr.Girl:-Main tumhe ek khush khabri Dena chahati hu..

Boy:-vo kya?

Dr.Girl:-Kal mein Pehli baar ek Patient ka operation karney wali hu:)

Boy:-Oh acha...Gud..n Best of luck.

Dr.Girl:-Thank u....Acha Agar tum Doctor hote kya tumhe bhi meri tarah pehle operation kay liye khushi hoti?

Boy:-Ary main toh Khushi kay Maare Pagal he hojata:-D

Dr.Girl:vo kyn?

Boy:-Kynki main pehla operation tumhara he karta na:-PLolxXx:-D

Funny Text Message

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 28 May 2011 16:18:00 +0000

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.

He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."

Funny Text | Deating Tip

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 16 May 2011 18:42:00 +0000

date pe girl friend ko le jana ho to usko burqaa pehna lo. is tarha

shabbier b nahi dekhe ga or munni badnam b nahi hogi.

Zubaida Apa k 2 number totky!

Funny Text

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 16 May 2011 18:01:00 +0000

Mehman nawazi

Host: lassi tusi pinday nai, chaa asi plani nai, roti da time nai,

bottle da mosam nai, hun daso ki kariey?

Guest: balance r puwa deyo janab.

Funny Text

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 16 May 2011 17:46:00 +0000

Happy birthday to you

Shocked?

Actually aaj k din jabir bin hayan ne lota ejaad kia tha to mane socha her lotey to wish kardun.

Funny Text

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 16 May 2011 17:43:00 +0000

lakian aik dosry ko gift deti hai

Flower, perfume, necklace,

Teddy bear, ring,

larky ek dosry ko gift dete hain,

ay le bachi da number, bus mera na dasen.

Funny Text

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 16 May 2011 17:38:00 +0000

ching pong shi shi yang chang pung chu chi munni ching sha shun.

china se message the bol rehe they k munni ki badnami ka bohat afsos hua.

Funny Text | Most Dangerous Alphabet?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 16 May 2011 17:32:00 +0000

Which is the most dangerous alphabet?

Answer: W

Because all worries start with W.

Who. Why. What. When. Which. Whom. Where. War. Wine. Women and finally Wife…

Funny Text

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 16 May 2011 16:46:00 +0000

Pathan ko mobile compny main job inteview k pehly hi sawal ka jawab deny pr usy mar mar kr bhaga dya gya.

swal tha. sub se mashor network konsa hy?

pathan: Al-Qaida Network.

Funny Text | chal yaar hota hai

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 15 May 2011 14:54:00 +0000

Teri khamoshehi or udasi wajah hum samajh na sakay dost

wo to sham ko teri ammi ne btaya k aj teri chhitrol hoi hai

(',')/

<) ) chal yaar hota hai.

Amazing Definitions

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 14 May 2011 16:12:00 +0000

School: A place were papa pays and children plays...

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor throughout your life so that you can die rich.

Marriage: An agreement in which man loses his bachelors degree and a woman gets her master degree…

Hihihihihi…

Factual SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 10 May 2011 18:03:00 +0000

You don't drown by falling in water; you drown by staying there.

Factual SMS. | Wait For The Right Moment

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 10 May 2011 18:01:00 +0000

Two of the hardest and most painful tests in life: having the patience to wait for the right moment, and mustering the courage to accept that you have waited for nothing.

Factual SMS. | Happy Without You

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 10 May 2011 17:56:00 +0000

Look, I'm going to find a way to be happy, and I'd really love to be happy with you, but if I can't be happy with you, then I'll find a way to be happy without you.

Wake Up SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 04 May 2011 17:01:00 +0000

ikhteyar-e-taran'num say tabas'sum ki roshni ko jala dena....

main sone lga hun mujhay ponay 8 paje gaga daina....!

Wise SMS. | Relationship is Like a Book

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 04 May 2011 16:32:00 +0000

"Relationship is like a book, it may take few seconds to burn but years to write"

So, write it carefully & never let it burn.

Funny SMS | Sardar ki Study

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 03 May 2011 18:30:00 +0000

sardar miror k samne beth kr study karta tha,

why?

becoz of three reasions:

1. revision bhi sath sath ho jae.

2. apne uper nazar rahe

3. he likes combine study : 0

Funny SMS. | Zmen Aur Chand

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 03 May 2011 18:28:00 +0000

Teacher: Batao zmen aur chand ka apas me kya rishta hy?

Pathan: Bhi behan ka.

Teacher : wo ksy?

Pathan: Q k log chand ko mamun or zameen ko maa khty hain.

Geo Pathan..