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Everything in the universe begins with a single thought. | Try to keep that thought positive.

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:20:00 PST

Everything in the universe begins with a single thought. | Try to keep that thought positive.

Santa-Ae bewafa tune mera dil jala diya,jala kr rakh kr diya Girl-Teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi Bhej de rakh BARTAN majne k kaam aayegi........

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:27:00 PST

Santa-Ae bewafa tune mera dil jala diya,jala kr rakh kr diya Girl-Teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi Bhej de rakh BARTAN majne k kaam aayegi........

"People are where they are because that's exactly where they really want to be... whether they'll admit that or not."

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:20:00 PST

"People are where they are because that's exactly where they really want to be... whether they'll admit that or not."

The 1st abdomen guard in cricket was used in 1874& d 1st helmet was used in 1974. It took men100year 2realise that d head is also important!

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:27:00 PST

The 1st abdomen guard in cricket was used in 1874& d 1st helmet was used in 1974. It took men100year 2realise that d head is also important!

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:21:00 PST

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.

Man: Gosh, you are a costly lawyer. If i give u Rs 5000, will you answer 2 question? Lawyer: absolutely. Whats the second question.....

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:28:00 PST

Man: Gosh, you are a costly lawyer. If i give u Rs 5000, will you answer 2 question? Lawyer: absolutely. Whats the second question.....

"It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor."

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:21:00 PST

"It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor."

Chini was in hspital.SANTA went to meet him Chini said"CHING CHONG,CHU CHA"& died. SANTA went china 2 know meaning,that was:-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE Pair Utha

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:28:00 PST

Chini was in hspital.SANTA went to meet him Chini said"CHING CHONG,CHU CHA"& died. SANTA went china 2 know meaning,that was:-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE Pair Utha

I think, what has this day brought me, and what have I given it.

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:21:00 PST

I think, what has this day brought me, and what have I given it.

Golden words for lifetime: "Go to help ur friend in problem without invitation & don't go to ur friend in happiness without invitation..."

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 13:29:00 PST

Golden words for lifetime: "Go to help ur friend in problem without invitation & don't go to ur friend in happiness without invitation..."

"It's not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are…….!"

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 22:09:00 PST

"It's not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are…….!"

Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW ---Bohat Mehngey Wali Car .Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata H..Kyun K Ye Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Ho Sakti ..

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:30:00 PST

Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW ---Bohat Mehngey Wali Car .Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata H..Kyun K Ye Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Ho Sakti ..

"There is great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and tired man who wants a book to read"

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:21:00 PST

"There is great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and tired man who wants a book to read"

Woman sitting on a park bench.Beggar: Hi darling!Lets have some fun She angrily: How dare you? Beggar: Then What r u doing on my BED?

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:30:00 PST

Woman sitting on a park bench.Beggar: Hi darling!Lets have some fun She angrily: How dare you? Beggar: Then What r u doing on my BED?

If you lose an opportunity, don't clsoe your eyes with tears. Keep your vision clear so that you don't miss the second chance

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:22:00 PST

If you lose an opportunity, don't clsoe your eyes with tears. Keep your vision clear so that you don't miss the second chance

7 saal pehle mobile cal 5Rs ki thi or roti 1Rs ki..or...Aaj roti 5 Rs ki or call 1Rs ki Kon Kehta hai mehngayi hai

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:30:00 PST

7 saal pehle mobile cal 5Rs ki thi or roti 1Rs ki..or...Aaj roti 5 Rs ki or call 1Rs ki Kon Kehta hai mehngayi hai

"Take a bowl, put all your mistakes in it, mix them well. This collection of mistakes is ... EXPERIENCE."

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:22:00 PST

"Take a bowl, put all your mistakes in it, mix them well. This collection of mistakes is ... EXPERIENCE."

BANK FULL FORM--- HSBC:-Hum Sabse Bade Chor. HDFC:-Har Dum Fakir Chand. BOB:- Bank Of Bhikaris IDBI:-Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI:-Sab Bhikari Idhar..

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:31:00 PST

BANK FULL FORM--- HSBC:-Hum Sabse Bade Chor. HDFC:-Har Dum Fakir Chand. BOB:- Bank Of Bhikaris IDBI:-Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI:-Sab Bhikari Idhar..

All of us Do Not Have Equal Talent.. But All of us Have an Equal Opportunity to Develop our Talents..

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 22:23:00 PST

All of us Do Not Have Equal Talent..
But All of us Have an Equal Opportunity to Develop our Talents..

Masoom Mohabbat KaBs Yhi Afsana Hai,Mohabbat Nibhane KaYehi To Zamana Hai Mummy Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti AurMujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:31:00 PST

Masoom Mohabbat KaBs Yhi Afsana Hai,Mohabbat Nibhane KaYehi To Zamana Hai Mummy Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti AurMujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai

I have learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 22:23:00 PST

I have learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Aishwrya Is a Film Star Saniya Mirza Is a Tenis Star Sachin Is a Criket Star & "TupsyTurvy.com" is a SMS STAR...

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 13:32:00 PST

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Aishwrya Is a Film Star Saniya Mirza Is a Tenis Star Sachin Is a Criket Star & "TupsyTurvy.com" is a SMS STAR...

Be confident! Even though the sources of knowledge and time are scarce, as long as we have the determination, we will be able to gain our aim.

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 22:28:00 PST

Be confident! Even though the sources of knowledge and time are scarce, as long as we have the determination, we will be able to gain our aim.

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 13:32:00 PST

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.

Our life begins with our cry and ends with another's cry. Try to fill this gap with as much laughter as possible.

noreply@blogger.com (Guru Sanket Biswal) — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 22:24:00 PST

Our life begins with our cry and ends with another's cry. Try to fill this gap with as much laughter as possible.