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Llama Happy St. Patrick’s Day e-cards Free Download

sporkette — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 04:57:39 +0000

Here’s two of nine images from the llama inspired Happy St. Patrick’s Day e-card series by Patricia Spork. Thought someone might use them as out-of-the ordinary St. Patrick’s Day e-greetings, especially if you like odd and weird – a bit like me. :0) These are “e” and “g” from the llama e-cards. For other versions, visit my PS site.

You may use these St. Patrick’s day e-greetings for Non-Commercial Personal Use Only. If they weren’t in the series, I’d probably let you do otherwise. :0)

To get the free downloads, just click on the thumbnails below to access and download the 4×6, 72 dpi Web-optimized JPG files to your computer.

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

Cash Pile Santa and Happy 2010 Wallpaper Free Download

sporkette — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 19:05:11 +0000

Happy New Year!

“Cash Pile Santa” – my politically inspired Christmas wallpaper – should have been provided to you last month, but I didn’t get around to uploading it for this site. Maybe you’d still like it for next Christmas or just to add to your digital product collection of weird and wacky stuff. My original “Obama Santa” is not a good, drawn rendition, especially since no big ears. Heheheh.

“Happy 2010, Taxpayers!” - is a politically inspired New Year wallpaper, with my original “Obama New Year Baby“. You may notice cash in the pudgy hands. LOL! As of today, I’m using this wallpaper as the background image on the profile page at my favorite social media site.

Both wallpapers are free to download for Non-Commercial Personal Use Only. Just right click on images below to download and save each wallpaper, which I think are both 1024 x 786 or 876 – whatever, they work okay for me on my little 17″ monitor. LOL!.

“Cash Pile Santa“

By Patricia Spork

“Happy 2010, Taxpayers!”

By Patricia Spork

Oh, you might want to visit Sporkette Gazette to download free e-books. And stop by Patricia Spork to download my first blog theme design, “Winter Storm“.

Enjoy the free downloads and have a great New Year!

Sporkette

SoulMusic and Nine Years by Patricia Spork

sporkette — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 20:24:32 +0000

“SoulMusic“

by Patricia Spork

NINE YEARS

By Patricia Spork

My day started normal:
bathroom time for personal hygiene and beauty;
blinds opened in living room and kitchen;
curtains tied back at sliding glass patio door;
dishwater made to soak few dishes in sink;
fresh food and water for dogs…
Café Vienna for me.

When blinds opened,
five crows glided from one tree to another;
Patience rested on hay, while Tweety ate from the roll,
and Ferris and Fawn stood opposite sides…
sun also warming their backs.

I stepped onto back porch as RP stood,
saddled, while John brushed his mane.
From the distance, I greeted each horse by name.
Circling my legs,
Paddy, Chewy, Dozer, Maggie, Jako and Kiwi
greeted me.

These animals you do not know,
but you would have loved all…
And they, you.

Being Christmas yesterday…today,
mini-lights turned on to light Christmas tree
adorned with garland and ornaments –
some made by your sister and half-brother…and you.
Yes, I still have them…
and yes, I still hang them each year.

At the kitchen island,
I lit a two-toned blue ocean-colored candle…
in your memory.
Blue…your favorite color.
See, I have not forgotten.
Will I ever?
I hope not.

On the white-tile topped kitchen table,
I lit two tealight candles to warm and melt
Banana Bread candle “tarts”.
I watched the flames for a moment
and thought of you…yet, again.

Afterwards, I gathered
cigarette pack, lighter, coffee cup and cell phone,
and headed for the office,

where I am now…
listening to loud rock music
playing on the radio behind me,

while I’m writing this poem,
which probably isn’t really a poem,
but rather…

thoughts and actions…

going on now…

nine years after your loss…

my loss.

The music vibrates my soul, as do you.

***

Turkey Head Obama Wallpaper Background Free Download

sporkette — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:41:52 +0000

In my family, “Turkey Head” is an affectionate term when referring to family members, but if referring to someone else, it could be an opinion expressing someone is a little off-kilter.

Personally, I feel Obama has been off-kilter with some of the decision-making he’s done as President this year. So, to express that opinion artistically, I drew my impression of Obama’s head on a turkey body that has knobby-knee legs and large, turkey-buzzard-like feet. I entitled the Obama caricature – a turkey illustration – as “Turkey Head Obama“. Then I scanned my toon and added color and free text fonts in photo editing software to design “Turkey Head Obama Wallpaper” by Patricia Spork, especially for the Thanksgiving holiday.

I’m currently (as of the date of this posting) using this weird Thanksgiving turkey image as computer desktop wallpaper and as a background image here.

Left click on image below to access and download the larger version (1024 x 786 72 dpi Web-Optimized JPG).

Oh, consider getting The Three Goblins (free ebook download), then browse Patricia Spork for newest added images that are also free downloads.

Appreciate ya’ll!

Sporkette (aka Patricia Spork)

Spooky e-Card and Spooky Desktop Wallpaper Free Downloads

sporkette — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 04:24:28 +0000

Hey, bet you didn’t expect me back so soon. Heheheh. Well, I’m getting in the Halloween mood, so created my version of a spooky ghost for an e-card and desktop wallpaper. As of today, I’m using the “Spooky” wallpaper as background image here.

All “Spooky” images Copyright 2009 Patricia Spork. The images offered from this site are for Non-Commercial Personal Use Only. At a later date, they will be offered with resale rights in a special Halloween graphics package, which will soon be available at Patricia Spork site – members only area. Here’s small versions of the “Spooky” designs:

“Spooky” Desktop Wallpaper is 1024 x 786, 72 dpi Web-optimized JPG.

“Spooky” E-Card is 4″ x 6″, 72 dpi Web-optimized JPG.

Click here to download larger “Spooky” images, which are zipped for convenience. ZIP file includes a Rights License. You will require a ZIP utility and PDF Reader to extract and view files.

Hope you like the free downloads!

Free Downloads E-Cards and E-Books

sporkette — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 03:34:28 +0000

Boy! Been quite a while since I’ve been here. So sorry, but time slips away quickly when I’m working and having fun. :0) Ain’t forgot about ya, though! Really.

Anyhoo, since last here I’ve published another Sporkette Gazette (August 24th issue). There’s some bookmarks, posters and e-books as free downloads in that issue, so check it out if you haven’t already.

These two e-books are again available as free downloads at Patricia Spork (click on titles below to direct to each download page):

8 Alternatives for a Non-Traditional Valentine’s Day

How To Make A Shoe by JNO. P. Headley, Jr.

Recently added these two e-greeting cards to that site (click on titles below to direct to each download page).

Lazy Day (cow e-card)

Thinking of You (floral plants and musical instrument e-card)

While at that site, check for free images to download.

Hope you like one or more of the free downloads.

Thanks, ya’ll, for your interest!

Health Care Reform Opinion Wallpaper Free Download

sporkette — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:04:28 +0000

Yup, here I am again, with a couple more free downloads for you. This time, it’s wallpaper and a background image. You know how sometimes I have to state my opinions in an artistic way, right? Okay, that’s what I did here, entitling this series of images as Healthcare Reform Opinion! I wanted a new background at Twitter, so drew a goofy ant making an obscene gesture and gave the critter a static appearance using filters, then added static-looking text. I wound up making desktop wallpaper, too. I can’t tell you how many images were derived from original, but quite a few. I chose these two for my loyal subscribers and visitors to this site. Hope you get a kick out of them and agree with my blatant black and white artistic statement. Heheheheheh. You can use and freely distribute the images for Non-Commercial Personal Use Only. Thanks.

Left click to access and download larger images to use for background and wallpaper, and right click to download the images as shown below.

Healthcare Reform Opinion! Background

Healthcare Reform Opinion! Wallpaper

More Free Ebooks

sporkette — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:19:55 +0000

Been quite busy this summer with grandkids visiting, but with school starting soon, I’ll have more time for this site and others…hopefully. LOL! Anyway, since last here, I’ve made two other of my e-books available again as free downloads. Just click on the titles below to go directly to the download pages at Patricia Spork site:

Salmonella Info for Tomato Consumers

5 Tips for Playground Safety

While at the site, click on “Free Downloads” to see recently added images that are also available as free downloads. And if you want to access all content at the PS site, sign up for 3-day trial subscription. It’s only $4.95! More gets added just about every week. Stay updated there by subscribing to RSS feed or e-mail delivery of posts.

Ya’ll have a great day!

Sporkette

More Free Downloads…

sporkette — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 14:58:50 +0000

Son For All Seasons, a Story about A Mother, Her Son, and His Suicide – my true story e-book – is again available as a free download at Patricia Spork. Also re-added more images for free download.

Check out current issue of Sporkette Gazette for other free e-book downloads.

Later, ya’ll!

Butterfly Flower Desktop Wallpaper

sporkette — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:39:27 +0000

Last week, took one of my funky archived photos of a butterfly dangling from a flower and created digital photo art and used it to make this desktop wallpaper. In original photo, the butterfly had its wings closed, and clung to and hung down from a drooping bloom. The result of the artwork appears to me that the butterfly has now become an upside down, heart-shaped, purple bloom; thus, the name for the work: Butterfly Flower. Although bright on the eyes, the soothing pastel colors please me. You can download the zipped folder by clicking on the thumbnail. License enclosed allows for Non-Commercial Personal Use of the image, so you can share, giveaway and freely distribute the desktop wallpaper.

By the way, re-added some images (free downloads, taken down when redesigned site) to the Patricia Spork site, plus added a 3 items to membership area. Will re-add images until all the old ones are available onsite again. Once they are up, I’ll begin posting some new images there.