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      <title>SSNR #12 - May 12, 2007</title>
      <description>This week we try to tackle Ricky Williams... 's drug problem. Plus some thoughts on Doc Rivers' new contract and Adrian Beltre's sleeping habits.</description>
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      <itunes:summary>This week we try to tackle Ricky Williams... 's drug problem. Plus some thoughts on Doc Rivers' new contract and Adrian Beltre's sleeping habits.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>SSNR #11 - May 5, 2007</title>
      <description>Happy Cinco de Mayo! Besides Corona's favorite holiday, it's Derby Day, and NBA playoffs... throw in a Serious Sports News Report and a couple of margaritas and you've got it made!</description>
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      <itunes:summary>Happy Cinco de Mayo! Besides Corona's favorite holiday, it's Derby Day, and NBA playoffs... throw in a Serious Sports News Report and a couple of margaritas and you've got it made!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>SSNR #10 - April 28, 2007</title>
      <description>This is the NFL Draft edition of the Serious Sports News Report, and boy is it a special treat! In addition to some draft news bits, there's a special top ten list for your enjoyment. Listen in for more...

And please check out http://www.serioussportsnewsnetwork.com, where sports go to be satired... or something like that!</description>
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      <itunes:summary>This is the NFL Draft edition of the Serious Sports News Report, and boy is it a special treat! In addition to some draft news bits, there's a special top ten list for your enjoyment. Listen in for more...

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      <title>Serious Sports News Report #9 - April 21, 2007</title>
      <description>It's April 21! Which means, among other things, that yesterday was April 20. Kolsky explores that meaning while weighing in on some of the serious news in the sports world over the last week. Should be enjoyed by all - stoned or sober...</description>
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      <itunes:summary>It's April 21! Which means, among other things, that yesterday was April 20. Kolsky explores that meaning while weighing in on some of the serious news in the sports world over the last week. Should be enjoyed by all - stoned or sober...</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Serious Sports News Report #8 - April 13, 2007</title>
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      <title>Serious Sports News Report #7 - April 6, 2007</title>
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      <title>Serious Sports News Report #6 - March 23, 2007</title>
      <description>A day late and a dollar short never bothered us... Join the SSNR in rejoicing over the DUI arrest of Tony "Sunglasses-wearing-prick" LaRussa, among other things.</description>
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      <title>Serious Sports News Report #5 - March 14, 2007</title>
      <description>There's plenty of serious sports news to go around, plus bracket advice from your host, just in time for March Madness!</description>
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      <title>Serious Sports News Report #4 - March 7, 2007</title>
      <description>It's Casimir Pulaski Week! Listen in for the funniest in sports news and a touching tribute to the Polish athlete.</description>
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      <title>Serious Sports News Report #3 - February 28, 2007</title>
      <description>The third SSNR, featuring a special non-leap year feature...</description>
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