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	<title>Support Your Local Gunfighter</title>
	
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		<title>Apparently, There’s No Crime In Philly</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2012/05/apparently-theres-no-crime-in-philly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 23:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Philly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chicago]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NATO Summit]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=56572</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Because our police commish is loaning 67 police officers to Chicago for next week&#8217;s NATO Summit. In an unrelated note, our homicide count for 2012 is now 126. Sixty-seven Philadelphia police officers are going to Chicago this week to assist in security operations for this weekend’s NATO summit. The officers, who will be drawn from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Humpday History Highlight</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2012/05/humpday-history-highlight-217/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 17:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HHH]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Final Voyage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[USS Iowa]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=56470</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of America&#8217;s greatest battleships is taking a farewell tour. 25 years after the U.S.S Iowa ended its active duty in the Iran-Iraq war the 887-foot long ship is traveling hundreds of miles to be turned into a museum. Not far from where &#8216;Rosie the Riveters&#8217; built ships in the 1940s at the Port of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Booked Solid</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2012/05/booked-solid/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2012/05/booked-solid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 11:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Only Son]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Edited Version]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[By the time you read this post (hopefully), the new, improved, edited version of Only Son will be on sale here and here. (The Amazon.com paperback version isn&#8217;t updated yet.) Being virgin authors, we enrolled in the vaunted learn-as-you-go program. I assumed I could edit and proofread the manuscript myself, and that was a huge [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Carnys Built This Country!</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2012/05/carnys-built-this-country-4/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2012/05/carnys-built-this-country-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 01:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Girl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carnival]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=56556</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, the carny part of it anyway. The boys&#8217; school has the carnival in town this week, and since the rains canceled Kyle&#8217;s practice, we took the kids there. It&#8217;s usually a good time, and Kyle and Erik spent the night going on every vomit-inducing ride in the place. Unfortunately, Erik had to take a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>He Must’ve Felt A Tingle Up His Buzzer</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2012/05/he-mustve-felt-a-tingle-up-his-buzzer/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2012/05/he-mustve-felt-a-tingle-up-his-buzzer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 17:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People I Hate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chris Matthews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jeopardy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=56544</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There is no one more arrogant and condescending in the MSM than Chris Matthews. Like Barack Obama, Matthews always thinks he&#8217;s the smartest man in the room, while everyone else is borderline retarded. Matthews especially attacked Sarah Palin for being a moron, and opined that she would get destroyed if she ever appeared on Jeopardy. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Arrest Me! Arrest Me!</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2012/05/arrest-me-arrest-me/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2012/05/arrest-me-arrest-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 11:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Russian Police Cadets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Victory Day]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=56519</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Is it really too much to ask my department to hire women who look like this? In immaculate uniforms and with pride written across their faces, these police cadets were among 20,000 taking part across Russia to commemorate victory over the Nazis in World War Two. The female cadets took part in the nation&#8217;s Victory [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>Caption Contest Winners</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2012/05/caption-contest-winners-67/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2012/05/caption-contest-winners-67/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 01:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Caption Contest]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=56530</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Super Happy Death Slide Caption Contest has now concluded. Thanks for the participation. Seeing about thirty comments to this pic is a testament to your creativity. And with that, let&#8217;s see how everyone fared. Top Five Entries: 5. &#8220;Go play in the middle of the road!&#8221; &#8211; Cathy 4. That must be the socialist [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bribery Is Such A Strong Word</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2012/05/bribery-is-such-a-strong-word/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2012/05/bribery-is-such-a-strong-word/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 20:45:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bribery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jeremiah Wright]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=56509</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When you&#8217;re the POTUS, you can afford to use the term &#8220;remunerated,&#8221; as in Barack Obama remunerated Jeremiah Wright to keep quiet until after the 2008 election. [Wright said] &#8220;After the media went ballistic on me, I received an e-mail offering me money not to preach at all until the November presidential election&#8230; It was [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>If Nothing Else, You Won’t Feel The Cramps</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2012/05/if-nothing-else-you-wont-feel-the-cramps/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2012/05/if-nothing-else-you-wont-feel-the-cramps/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 15:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[WTF?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cocaine Tampons]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=56478</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After more than 18 years as a police officer, I can say I&#8217;ve seen almost everything. Murders, rapes, arsons, and abductions are practically commonplace here. Cocaine tampons? Yeah, that&#8217;s a new one. WTF, Utah? You better get your Mormons under control, post haste! Police Detective Carlie Wiechman said that [a Salt Lake City] woman found [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Because Mondays Suck…</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2012/05/because-mondays-suck/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2012/05/because-mondays-suck/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 10:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christina Hendricks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Leather Skirt]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=56496</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Many of my readers need that extra pick me up. She never disappoints with her sultry appearance on the 1960s AMC hit Mad Men. And Christina Hendricks certainly knows how to work her curves to equally traffic-stopping effect in her own modern attire. The 37-year-old stepped out in New York yesterday working a skintight burgundy [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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