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	<title>Support Your Local Gunfighter</title>
	
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	<description>A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.</description>
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		<title>Continuing on, This Team Broke Three Cities’ Heart</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/06/continuing-on-this-team-broke-three-cities-heart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Evil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry this has taken so long, work has been a disaster as of late. But since my problems and sex life are minimal and don&#8217;t make for good reading, continuing on with the best of defunct sports logos. #3: The Boston/New Orleans/Portland Breakers Remember the mid 80&#8242;s? Dallas ruled the air waves, Kirstie Alley was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just In Time For The Stanley Cup Finals</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/06/just-in-time-for-the-stanley-cup-finals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Star Wars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hockey Jersey]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=70223</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Regular readers know my love for hockey has no bounds. As such, my love for hockey jerseys is equally boundless. Combining hockey and geekery? Score! Thanks to Dave’s Geeky Hockey, these hockey jerseys DO EXIST! They cost approximately $95 — unless otherwise listed — and most feature custom name and numbers. All the patches are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drive Me Crazy</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/06/drive-me-crazy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:15:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paramedic Assault]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=70214</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, how did you spend your Monday? I spent mine handling this clusterfrak: It started just before 5:30 a.m., when a car hit a 40-year-old pedestrian on Roosevelt Boulevard near Berkley Street, seriously injuring him. Paramedics responded, but not long into the trip, the patient began attacking them. The injured man allegedly chased one medic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Skin She’s In</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/06/the-skin-shes-in/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/06/the-skin-shes-in/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christina Hendricks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Skin Care]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Christina Hendricks likes to take good care of her lovely alabaster skin. Christina Hendricks listens to what her skin is telling her and &#8220;gives it what it needs.&#8221; The Hollywood beauty is famed for her glowing porcelain complexion and says maintaining her healthy-looking skin takes work. Christina sticks to a regimented beauty regime and ensures [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Caption Contest Winners</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/06/caption-contest-winners-123/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/06/caption-contest-winners-123/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:45:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Caption Contest]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stormtrooper]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Battle Of Clones River Caption Contest is now over. Let&#8217;s take a gander and see how everyone fared. Top Five Entries: 5. &#8220;Goddam laundry! I told them NO BLEACH!&#8221; &#8211; Uncle Ray 4. Oddly Stormtroopers are deadly accurate with a smooth-bore Musket. &#8211; Buzzsaw 3. Little known fact: The light saber was originally invented [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Can’t Spell “Anti-Israel” Without IRS</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/06/you-cant-spell-anti-israel-without-irs/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/06/you-cant-spell-anti-israel-without-irs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:45:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IRS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Israel]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=70190</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Isn&#8217;t it high time we disbanded the IRS and implemented a flat tax or spending tax? Applications of pro-Israel groups for tax-exempt status are routinely routed to an antiterrorism unit within the Internal Revenue Service for additional screening, according to the testimony of a Cincinnati-based IRS agent. Asked whether Jewish or pro-Israel applications are treated [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>A Picture Is Worth 1000 Combined Brain Cells</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/06/a-picture-is-worth-1000-combined-brain-cells/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/06/a-picture-is-worth-1000-combined-brain-cells/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:45:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stolen Credit Card]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=70176</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you seen the recent Hollywood films about hip, tech-savvy teens who use the awesome power of their minds to solve a perplexing issue? Yeah, that&#8217;s all bullsh*t. Michelle Crislip reported her credit card missing June 6 at a Coldstone Creamery in the Crofton area of Anne Arundel County, Md. Records showed the card was [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Greatest Headline Of All Time</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/06/the-greatest-headline-of-all-time-2/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/06/the-greatest-headline-of-all-time-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[WTF?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dwarf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gordon Ramsay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pr0n]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=70163</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Gordon Ramsay&#8217;s Dwarf Porn Double Percy Foster Dies In Badger Den&#8221; The story cannot possibly top that headline: A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay&#8217;s double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport. Percy Foster&#8217;s 107 centimetre (3&#8217;6&#8243;) body was discovered in a badger&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dads, It’s Our Day!</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/06/dads-its-our-day/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/06/dads-its-our-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[All About Wyatt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Father's Day]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=70157</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In a scenario that comes across once a millennium, I actually have off for Father&#8217;s Day. As such, I will most likely be woken up at an obscenely rude hour of the morning, forced to do some house chore or another, and be banned by my children from playing World of Tanks all day. Ahh, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>True Detective Stories</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/06/true-detective-stories-78/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/06/true-detective-stories-78/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jun 2013 18:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[True Detective Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rolex Watch]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=70148</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday I spent more than a few hours in court. Sadly, I was on day shift, so there was no overtime involved. As such, I was in a mood. (Shocking, I know.) So I had no patience for this jerkass, who approached me outside the Subway shop near 10th &#038; Filbert Streets. Jerkass: &#8220;Yo man, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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