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	<title>Support Your Local Gunfighter</title>
	
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		<title>The Breakfast Of Ex-Champions</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/05/the-breakfast-of-ex-champions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 01:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Al-key-hol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pop-Tart Flavored Vodka]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Guaranteed to get your morning off to a fresh start. It seems as though we just can’t get enough of these breakfast flavored vodkas. Literally days after we introduced you to the Mama Walker’s Breakfast Liqueurs, Kellog’s decided it was time to unveil their Pop-Tarts Vodka. That’s right, an entire range of vodka dedicated to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Colorado Inmate Is Muy Loco</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/05/colorado-inmate-is-muy-loco/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 13:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[WTF?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Doritos Locos Tacos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=69321</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Every time some new invention takes off, some lunatic shows up to claim he thought of it first. Of course, most of these lunatics don&#8217;t currently reside in a super-max prison. Colorado prison inmate Gary Cole who is serving 25-year prison sentence for a number of charges, says the restaurant chain obtained the plans from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Venezuela Goes Into The Crapper</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/05/venezuela-goes-into-the-crapper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 00:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Evil = Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toilet Paper]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=69312</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Venezuela, already a sh*tty country, is about to experience the smell of fear. First milk, butter, coffee and cornmeal ran short. Now Venezuela is running out of the most basic of necessities – toilet paper. Blaming political opponents for the shortfall, as it does for other shortages, the government says it will import 50m rolls [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Peter Unprincipled</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/05/the-peter-unprincipled/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/05/the-peter-unprincipled/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 20:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IRS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=69306</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Meet Sarah Hall Ingram. Ingram was the woman responsible for the IRS scandal &#8211; the one who targeted conservative groups for additional review. You would think Obama would throw Ingram out on her ear. You would be wrong. The Internal Revenue Service official in charge of the tax-exempt organizations at the time when the unit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Weekend Caption Contest</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/05/weekend-caption-contest-319/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/05/weekend-caption-contest-319/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 16:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Caption Contest]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marines]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=69272</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Raining (Real) Men Caption Contest (Source: ABC News) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 20th. Good luck! Original Caption: President Barack Obama speaks under an umbrella held by a Marine as a light rain falls during a news conference [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hollowing Out Miss Holloway</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/05/hollowing-out-miss-holloway/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/05/hollowing-out-miss-holloway/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 12:07:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christina Hendricks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mad Men]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Christina Hendricks was not a fan of her Mad Men character at first, but like her bodacious ta-tas, it started to grow on her. The 38-year-old actress, who has insisted she is nothing like Joan in real life, told Lucky Magazine that she began to understand the often harsh character only after Mad Men producer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>KFC: It’s Finger Choppin’ Good</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/05/kfc-its-finger-choppin-good/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/05/kfc-its-finger-choppin-good/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 01:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[War On Terror]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gaza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[KFC]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=69285</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Forget armaments and medical supplies. Kentucky Fried Chicken is making many Gazans yell, &#8220;Allahu Snack Box!&#8221; A courier business based in Gaza is apparently offering an ambitious service to deliver smuggled orders of Kentucky Friend Chicken from Egypt via underground tunnels. According to the company&#8217;s ads on Facebook, Gazans can get a taste of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Researchers Prove What We Already Knew</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/05/researchers-prove-what-we-already-knew/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/05/researchers-prove-what-we-already-knew/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 22:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Snarkasm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Manly Conservatives]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=69290</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Namely, the average conservative is a rugged manly-man, while the average liberal is a mealy-mouthed pantywaist. I can&#8217;t speak for all manly conservative men, but my back hair has back hair! Men who are physically strong are more likely to take a right wing political stance, while weaker men are inclined to support the welfare [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Take A Walk On The Wild Side</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/05/take-a-walk-on-the-wild-side/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/05/take-a-walk-on-the-wild-side/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 17:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Soccer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2014 World Cup]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=69277</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A man trying to dribble a soccer ball from Seattle to Brazil died this week after being struck by a car. Gooooooooool! A man less than two weeks into a planned journey to dribble a soccer ball from his home city of Seattle to Brazil, the host nation for the 2014 World Cup, died on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama To America: “F**k You”</title>
		<link>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/05/obama-to-america-fk-you/</link>
		<comments>http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2013/05/obama-to-america-fk-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 10:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wyatt Earp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[National Security Advisor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Susan Rice]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/?p=69264</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Reports claim Susan Rice, the woman who appeared on national television five times and lied to the American people about a YouTube video, will be appointed National Security Advisor. Ha, that&#8217;s good one! This is simply a sick, twisted remake of Candid Camera, right? Insiders with ties to the Obama administration tell The Cable that [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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