tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90830250697664646282012-02-16T08:31:11.909-08:00Sa ne simtem bineMariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-33193962305093175372011-06-09T09:45:00.001-07:002011-06-09T09:45:36.656-07:002011-06-09T09:45:36.656-07:00O super femeie!!!<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rEmQk1XjKqo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-3319396230509317537?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-12041327803258257392011-06-09T09:41:00.000-07:002011-06-09T09:42:07.745-07:002011-06-09T09:42:07.745-07:00<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mVCgEHbCTc0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-1204132780325825739?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-38642099551402510342011-01-09T09:21:00.000-08:002011-01-09T09:22:25.617-08:002011-01-09T09:22:25.617-08:00O poveste incalcita.....<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8YsV8VhnCk4/TSnuymZcNPI/AAAAAAAAAP8/-9V2HmjaAQI/s1600/163031_141752515883731_100001469512323_264126_1518383_n.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 247px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8YsV8VhnCk4/TSnuymZcNPI/AAAAAAAAAP8/-9V2HmjaAQI/s400/163031_141752515883731_100001469512323_264126_1518383_n.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5560237768033711346" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-3864209955140251034?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-16496444422980837942011-01-04T10:24:00.000-08:002011-01-04T10:25:07.566-08:002011-01-04T10:25:07.566-08:00<div> Funar e pe patul de moarte , in jurul lui , familia , prietenii si colegii de partid...Acesta are o ultima dorintza:</div><div>Funar: - Ultima mea dorinta este sa imi schimb numele in Funar Ghyuri</div><div>Colegii lui de partid sunt mirati , cum poate un om care a luptat toata viata impotriva maghiarilor sa isi schimbe numele astfel?</div><div> Funar: - Pai mai bine sa moara un ungur decat un roman!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-1649644442298083794?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-56034908508894327942010-12-19T06:28:00.000-08:002010-12-19T06:29:51.580-08:002010-12-19T06:29:51.580-08:00interviu cu baiatu' "NU STIU"!!!<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ef9esYIrMYE?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ef9esYIrMYE?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><div><br /></div><div><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0oVug75oAQw?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0oVug75oAQw?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-5603490850889432794?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-6727353361198754232010-12-01T06:51:00.001-08:002010-12-01T06:51:50.561-08:002010-12-01T06:51:50.561-08:00La multi ani romane!!!!Ungurul mergand calare,intalni o apa mare.<br />Oparit la cur,la coaie,vrea sa faca si el o baie.<br />Cand sa iasa el la mal,p**a haine, p**a cal.<br />Cine-a fost primul in Ardeal?La multi ani romane!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-672735336119875423?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-70730448885632790422010-12-01T01:30:00.001-08:002010-12-01T01:30:40.915-08:002010-12-01T01:30:40.915-08:00iBand<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Mh0VX74alwk?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Mh0VX74alwk?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-7073044888563279042?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-8061797765484995472010-11-27T03:18:00.000-08:002010-11-27T03:19:15.128-08:002010-11-27T03:19:15.128-08:00Vanatoarea de tantari<object width="500" height="306"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Mu_OP5U-NNU?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Mu_OP5U-NNU?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="306"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-806179776548499547?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-44731358394753400822010-11-27T03:09:00.000-08:002010-11-27T03:20:03.481-08:002010-11-27T03:20:03.481-08:00Cand vine chiria.....<object width="500" height="306"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ovl4mkI9wMU?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ovl4mkI9wMU?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="306"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-4473135839475340082?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-13462190043321616342010-11-26T04:00:00.000-08:002010-11-26T04:01:55.419-08:002010-11-26T04:01:55.419-08:00Virusul by ilariantilariant<object width="500" height="306"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LPR8EHNlSfw?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LPR8EHNlSfw?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="306"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-1346219004332161634?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-80573343652040839952010-11-26T03:47:00.001-08:002010-11-26T03:47:52.359-08:002010-11-26T03:47:52.359-08:00Cartofi pai by ilariant!<object width="500" height="306"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hbDMEhzMsBU?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hbDMEhzMsBU?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="306"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-8057334365204083995?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-44983939295180291262010-11-26T00:39:00.000-08:002010-11-26T00:44:27.924-08:002010-11-26T00:44:27.924-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8YsV8VhnCk4/TO9zOJPelKI/AAAAAAAAAOI/TrpHzuIYFqk/s1600/meseriasii.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 190px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8YsV8VhnCk4/TO9zOJPelKI/AAAAAAAAAOI/TrpHzuIYFqk/s200/meseriasii.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543776353152570530" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 600; line-height: 14px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 10px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 10px; "> Un oltean se duce-n vizită la un prieten din Moldova. Ies ei la o bere şi stînd la masă văd doi muncitori: unul săpa un şanţ cam de 40 cm lăţime şi 60 cm adîncime; la cîţiva metri în spatele lui, celălalt astupa groapa... Olteanul nu se poate abţine şi-i întreabă pe cei doi care-i treaba. Unul din ei răspunde:<br />- Dom'le, în mod normal. echipa noastră e formată din 3 oameni: unul sapă groapa, altul pune cablul, iar cel de-al treilea o astupă, numai că ăla de punea cablu' este în concediu...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-4498393929518029126?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-38529344795890196742010-11-25T09:10:00.000-08:002010-11-25T09:11:15.196-08:002010-11-25T09:11:15.196-08:00Ce fac baietii pentru o fata!!!<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RXlaA4M39nU?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RXlaA4M39nU?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-3852934479589019674?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-25731112143556589932010-11-25T04:47:00.000-08:002010-11-25T04:48:20.284-08:002010-11-25T04:48:20.284-08:00Mancati fara E-uri<object width="500" height="306"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wgRKkbwwsw8?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wgRKkbwwsw8?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="306"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-2573111214355658993?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-80095220274681963892010-11-25T04:39:00.000-08:002010-11-25T04:40:00.872-08:002010-11-25T04:40:00.872-08:00Imnul Facebook<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/23uBEmJCI5I?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/23uBEmJCI5I?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-8009522027468196389?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-19058434357031263832010-11-25T04:35:00.000-08:002010-11-25T04:36:38.068-08:002010-11-25T04:36:38.068-08:00Pentru ce ajung unii presedinti<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8YsV8VhnCk4/TO5YTa03DVI/AAAAAAAAANw/hPswfFrQi9o/s1600/bush-zipper.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 295px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8YsV8VhnCk4/TO5YTa03DVI/AAAAAAAAANw/hPswfFrQi9o/s400/bush-zipper.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543465281981451602" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-1905843435703126383?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-39560861589965680372010-11-25T04:16:00.001-08:002010-11-25T04:21:29.307-08:002010-11-25T04:21:29.307-08:00IMNUL EXPULZATIOLOR DIN FRANTA<object width="500" height="306"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nS3vLUKQ4oU?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nS3vLUKQ4oU?fs=1&hl=ro_RO&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="306"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-3956086158996568037?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-3752666970560592812010-11-24T14:42:00.001-08:002010-11-24T14:43:59.533-08:002010-11-24T14:43:59.533-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8YsV8VhnCk4/TO2VH7y8VYI/AAAAAAAAANo/7wMcaI6p-NA/s1600/policeman-entertains-drunk-man.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8YsV8VhnCk4/TO2VH7y8VYI/AAAAAAAAANo/7wMcaI6p-NA/s200/policeman-entertains-drunk-man.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543250679905932674" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 600; line-height: 14px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 10px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 10px; "> Un poliţist îşi făcea rondul de noapte, cînd aude un beţiv cîntînd:<br />- Lume, lume, soro lume...<br />Poliţaiul zise:<br />- Bă, beţivule, nu mai cînta cîntece de-astea, cîntă şi tu un cîntec patriotic.<br />- Bine, dom'le. Trei culori cunosc pe lume, lume, soro, lume...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-375266697056059281?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-83100352957690055942010-11-24T13:53:00.000-08:002010-11-24T13:55:57.373-08:002010-11-24T13:55:57.373-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8YsV8VhnCk4/TO2J3GHOkSI/AAAAAAAAANg/A2dEA-_U2hE/s1600/SmartDog.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 139px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8YsV8VhnCk4/TO2J3GHOkSI/AAAAAAAAANg/A2dEA-_U2hE/s200/SmartDog.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543238295989686562" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 600; line-height: 14px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 10px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 10px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" > Într-o alimentară, intră un cîine cu o bancnotă în gură, latră spre un salam, dă bancnota vînzătorului, ia salamul în gură şi pleacă. A doua zi la fel! A treia zi, vînzătorul urmăreşte cîinele, care ajunge în faţa unei uşi, sună şi iese un tip care îl ia la bătaie pe bietul cîine. Vînzătorul, revoltat, intervine:<br />- Dom'le, eşti nebun! Cîinele ăsta e foarte inteligent! De ce-l baţi?<br />- Lasă, domnule, că ştiu eu ce ştiu! Îl bat pentru că iar şi-a uitat cheile acasă</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-8310035295769005594?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-59361662676137466012010-11-24T10:07:00.000-08:002010-11-24T10:11:00.053-08:002010-11-24T10:11:00.053-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8YsV8VhnCk4/TO1VIfFwNzI/AAAAAAAAANY/pg4Hb-28hIw/s1600/poop-1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8YsV8VhnCk4/TO1VIfFwNzI/AAAAAAAAANY/pg4Hb-28hIw/s200/poop-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543180320635893554" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 600; line-height: 14px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 10px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 10px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" >Cică un OZN a aterizat la olteni şi primarul unui sat îi sfătuieşte pe locuitori ca, în caz că văd un extraterestru, să vorbească clar, răspicat şi nu prea mult.<br />Gheorghe era la coasă… coseşte el ce coseşte şi vede ceva mic, verde, şi cu ochii bulbucaţi în iarbă. Se duce la el şi-i zice:<br />- Eu, Gheorghe, cosaş, cosesc...<br />La care creatura din iarbă zice:<br />- Eu, Ghiţă, pădurar, mă cac!</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-5936166267613746601?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9083025069766464628.post-50196526305522040802010-11-24T09:58:00.000-08:002010-11-24T10:04:12.193-08:002010-11-24T10:04:12.193-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8YsV8VhnCk4/TO1Te4D44vI/AAAAAAAAANQ/imXWjF0-shQ/s1600/televizor_alb_negru.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 132px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8YsV8VhnCk4/TO1Te4D44vI/AAAAAAAAANQ/imXWjF0-shQ/s200/televizor_alb_negru.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543178506272826098" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 600; line-height: 14px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 10px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 10px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" >Iţic şi Ştrul se prezintă în faşa rabinului. Iţic îi spune:<br />- Rabbi, am o dispută cu Ştrul. Lămureşte-ne. Spune-mi, negru e culoare?<br />Se uită rabinul în Talmud şi îi spune:<br />- E culoare. În Talmud scrie că trebuie să te îmbraci în negru cînd moare cineva.<br />- Dar albul e culoare?<br />- Da, în Talmud zice că mireasa se îmbracă în alb.<br />Iţic, adresîndu-se lui Ştrul:<br />- Ai văzut că televizorul pe care ţi l-am vîndut era color?</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9083025069766464628-5019652630552204080?l=sanesimtembine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mariushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02252604419071975233noreply@blogger.com0